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The Missuz Laird

4 years

Ferreting. A thread. We use ferrets to kill and flush to gun, rabbits. This is Jeremy. He loves hunting rabbits. Not so keen on chihuahuas though. He gets very excited ferreting.

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2 months

@Miss_Grimmer Baby's first Christmas, spend at home and have everyone come to you. It's YOUR first Christmas with baby too Anyone who can't travel, you see in the subsequent days. Honestly, you'll thank me for this advice in the future. Best of luck (and Merry Christmas 🎄)

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3 months

@NoContextHumans 'Lost' and 'Love' I think. This has taken me some time too.

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3 months

@HazelAppleyard_ So she's a lesbian? And the only people she doesn't seem to want to date is lesbians? Am I getting this right?

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1 year

@missstefania_ @InternetH0F Every day a school day

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4 months

@HazelAppleyard_ I'd be far more concerned that HE doesn't cherish his daughter above all else, too.

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1 year

@NotScottNewgent Woman

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5 months

Tonight, Krumbell did a thing. #ItsABoy

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2 months

@sage1411 And THAT is why Megs hates Catherine. She's outclassed and she knows it.

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3 years

Morning All.

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19 days

@perrigame This is why you give THEM your phone and ask them to put the details in.

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7 months

Morning All 🎣

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11 months

@MailOnline If anyone in Britain is offended by anything British, please leave Britain.

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3 months

@HazelAppleyard_ A swift kick in the balls will restore all memories of manliness.

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3 months

@HazelAppleyard_ Flat out abusive man. Good for her.

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@YousufProjects @nickykens What someone does prior to meeting you, has nothing to do with loyalty, and everything to do with their own business. Just as yours is yours.

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@SereneSquirrel

10 months

@grahamchatterl2 My daughter has ASD, ADHD, language difficulties. Very similar scenario, she is 5, now given an extended year in nursery - the ONE thing she loves and responds to - music. Despite repeated requests to play some to settle her on arrival, they never do! I despair.

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4 years

Today's contender for 'Things that got Baled' award

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2 years

Morning All 😁 #NearlyFebruary

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4 years

Old Skye left the World today to chase cloud rabbits for eternity. I am bereft. #Skye #LegendOfALurcher

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@JeanHatchet @PureGym Women - do not pay money to ANY establishment, whatever it is, that does not have separate facilities. The ONLY way we are going to get these companies/clubs to listen is to vote with our feet and hit them where it hurts -finances. Yes, we may miss out, but our daughters won't.

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9 months

@Serena_Partrick I've said it before and I'll say it again - it is another form of domestic abuse

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@SereneSquirrel

6 years

@ellie5721 Terrifying that he expects that a female would sleep with him after only 4 hours - terryfying that girls may be pressured into doing just that. Well done your friend - please encourage her to keep high standards.

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2 months

@CarrMillite @dlscc He didn't see her outside of work - but was planning on running away with her?? Erm. 2 + 2 = 5

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@SereneSquirrel

3 months

@babybeginner Is it because that arm is now identifying as a different race?

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1 year

@Mystifeye When we in the UK started to see through her, she held up the 'racism' card to stop us calling her out. It worked temporarily - thank goodness though you all in America started to see the same things we did, and shut down that excuse.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

@SurreyPolice Why does who anyone has sex with have anything to do with law enforcement? Isn't there some impartiality oath? Isn't celebrating and labelling a particular sexual group above another breaking that clause? How about just doing fair policing for everyone 🤷‍♀️ #BeProfessional

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3 years

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14 days

@ufob0t Even more clearly a man in a costume 😂

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2 months

@creepydotorg The only person who can answer this is his former victim, now aged around 22.

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@megannn_lynne Can we talk about the birds please? Great tits? How is everyone missing this point! It's not about the cute factor, but the type of birds they are, surely ....

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2 months

@SkyNews Oh do piss off. We're not buying this.

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@SereneSquirrel

5 months

Tonight, Barney identifies as a battering ram. 🙄🫣

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1 year

@Mystifeye You know what this is? Needy girl, trying desperately to make boy wildly jealous by pretending to date someone else in his absence. There is the emotional maturity of a 12 year old

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@SereneSquirrel

5 months

This morning, Thowra did a thing.

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@sharrond62 Where are the doctors saying what having to compete against men does to Women's mental health?

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@TribesBritannia Tangent - this is the only thing I've ever seen MM dressed in that suits (aha) her and gives her shape! This is where she should have stopped with her wardrobe.

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@SereneSquirrel

9 months

Unexpectedly and tragically, yesterday we lost one of the jewels in our crown. The night sky shines brighter for his addiction. Cosmos 2017 - 2024

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1 year

@MilitaryBanter Also, if you see a woman wearing medal(s), don't say things like "you're meant to wear your dad's medals on your right" 🙄 #SheEarnedThem

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@SereneSquirrel

1 month

@MeghansMole And referring to him as 'Duke if Sussex' instead of 'Prince Harry' Subtle but important difference

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@SereneSquirrel

6 months

Everyone, stop what you're doing - we have TACK ROOM BABY ROBINS!!!!

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@HeatherHerbert_ Let me get this straight - you're saying being Trans IS a medical condition requiring access to disability services?? Glad we got that cleared up.

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@SereneSquirrel

6 months

Morning All 🍌

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@go_howl @WATCHMEBURNDOW1 My brother dies of SIDS in 1969. He was 3 weeks old - had never had a single jab. I suggest very strongly you refrain from going down this extremely offensive and insulting rabbit hole.

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@ccwild79 I was strangled by an ex and left in a ditch wearing nothing but a tshirt. The police rescued me before it was too late and myself and unborn son survived. I couldn't return to my own house as he was released pending court, and also legal owner - so I was made homeless.

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The Missuz Laird

@SereneSquirrel

3 years

@ChrisNottingham Because your bike is not a living, breathing animal which could become startled/bolt/throw you unexpectedly should a car behave inappropriately behind it. The fact you even had to pose this question shows a dangerously low level of intellect.

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@SereneSquirrel

5 months

@DerrenBrown Those replying who don't get the #DaneEdna reference 🤦🤦🤦 It's a JOKE folks. Dame Edna (Barry Humphries) once made this joke about meeting Princess Diana.

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@KingBobIIV This. In many ways, I could have written this, or a very similar version anyway. THIS IS WHY WOMEN DON'T LEAVE!!! When people scoff 'why doesn't she just leave!', this is why. When people turn their nose up at homeless single mothers, this is why they ended up this way.

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@SereneSquirrel

2 months

It is with a heavy heart that I announce the departure of our beloved Mimi to the sky herd. Gallop on through time, Mimi. 2006 - 2024

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@MagDods What I can't get my head around is - WHY DO THEY THINK THEY WERE EVER SINGLE SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF THERE WASNT A NEED??!

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@SereneSquirrel

5 months

Outside to see the world 🦄

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@SereneSquirrel

5 months

Tonight, Krumbell did a thing. #ItsABoy

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2 months

@CarrMillite @pastelteacher @dlscc You've had a lucky escape.

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10 months

@lady_doi My youngest is 5. This conversation is in no way plausible.

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@SereneSquirrel

4 years

@HotFreestyle @WankersWatch

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3 months

@HazelAppleyard_ Desperately sad. Can you compile all of these stories into a book? It ought to be mandatory reading prior to any level of surgery.

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@SereneSquirrel

4 months

A visual of the power of a Shetland pony FOAL just 2 months old, who really, really didn't want to have his toes trimmed by the farrier. That's a steel toe cap in boots the same age as the foal.

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@MetroUK I assume then that the black man applying makeup to become a parody of a woman, will have no problem with me wearing 'black face' to become a parody of a black person, for the sake of entertainment? I mean, it's just a performance, right?

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@SereneSquirrel

2 months

@PMGilmartin @FarrowandBall I love it. I painted an entrance way with it, then Mother in Law who knew I was going to decorate, came in and said "You weren't wrong this needs painting - why did they paint it the colour of baby poo?!" So good luck 😬

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@SereneSquirrel

4 months

'The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential, command '. George Orwell 1984

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9 months

@HazelAppleyard_ I have been summoned to a meeting at my son's (12) school next week because he openly said some trans people regret surgery and children shouldn't take hormones. I'm going to play this to the 2 members of staff (outnumbering me) that will be present.

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1 year

@Gabriele_Corno It's a hooded crow and it is pecking that hedgehog until it is dead. Some of you really need to step out of Disney animal world.

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8 months

@AshE_Nuel @gunsnrosesgirl3 Go back to school

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2 years

Morning All.

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1 year

@Canellelabelle That photo taken in front of the statue says it all really. One son, classy and full of decorum. The other, a clown.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 months

@HazelAppleyard_ Not see me. Not. See. Me.

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@NicolaSturgeon @scotgov Be truthful with women and what it REALLY means for us and our daughters. No safe female spaces, at schools, in shops, at gyms, at pools etc. Stop making out that it's 'prisons', a thing that doesn't affect the majority of women. We do not want this. Women do not want this.

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@JoeyMannarinoUS She's wrong though, as if she ever meets a guy on this basis, she'll never be able to meet up with female friends again without being accused of sleeping with them.

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@SereneSquirrel

4 months

It's my birthday. Please send ponies and cake. Morning All 🎂🍰🎈

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3 years

Morning All.

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10 months

@QTHESTORMM Will my credit card bills be wiped out, is the information I need to know

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@SereneSquirrel

29 days

@according2_taz She probably DOES do all those things, that's how abusers work. They love bomb you, show how 'caring', 'thoughtful', and 'nice' they are - so when you complain when the mask slips, they can point out a different version of reality. Classic gaslighting operation.

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3 years

@GBNEWS If infection with a milder variant provides immunity against the stronger variants, then Boris has gambled right and England will be better off in the long run.

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@SereneSquirrel

10 months

@redheadranting It's not gender unconforming, it's being a normal woman. It's the trans who make us out to be airy-fairy barbies as that's how those men see women (and their own acting out fantasies)

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@SereneSquirrel

2 years

@ivanastradner @MrsMThatcher Hearing this reminds me just how long he has held power. I remember the sinking of that submarine, I was in my early teens. The iron lady herself is long gone, of course, but the thought HE is still here, is a bit chilling.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

Pip has this morning passed over the rainbow 🌈 to join the sky herd. Gallop free, fiery one x Pip 1990 - 2021

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@SereneSquirrel

6 months

My pony hair brings all the birds to the yard. 🤭 Every spring as my yeti X ponies shed their winter coats, I set it aside for busy birds to line their nests. Out of the grey, Chestnut, and black pony offerings, grey is hands down the most popular. Second photo is 2 hrs later

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@troonytoons 👀👀👀🤣

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@SereneSquirrel

8 months

@SkyNews We have one already. It's called the Cenotaph.

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@SereneSquirrel

14 days

@heterolifecross @DeanAbbott You're literally proving the point of bowing to patriochial expectations rather than natural motherly instincts and drive. From one woman to another, Shut up.

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1 year

@Mystifeye Here's my question - are there any photos by regular people with H & M in the background? If I'm standing at a parade and saw someone recognisable, I'd take a selfie with them, or photograph them etc. So where are the 'bystander' pictures?

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@QTHESTORMM 🌝

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6 months

@PinocchPrincess She could wear a couple of Lidl bags taped together and STILL look fabulous.

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@SereneSquirrel

5 months

Tuesdays colt foal now officially named, Saltires Bannerman 💖💖 #Banner

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@SereneSquirrel

11 months

@petemorristwit We have to all be destabilised in order to be begging for the army to come in. For curfews. For mandatory ID. For movement to be restricted. They're going to make us ASK FOR THE CONTROL THEY WANT TO IMPLEMENT ALL ALONG - BEG FOR IT EVEN.

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@SereneSquirrel

6 months

@NaomiSky_15 Princess Catherine is going to BE a Queen one day Megs on the other hand, never is. That's the difference.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

Morning All. #StandardShetlandPony #Filly

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

@tcanham459 @SussexUni The welfare of women is also a duty of care.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

@CourtNewsUK Add him to the list. #YetAnother #WomenArentSafe

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

@PeteNorth303 All this, 1000%. The only thing to add, is they're going to keep doing this. What will happen to farming? Food production? What will we all eat? I have a hunch this is where the insect food will come in to play - alongside vegan or vegetarian. We're being bounced to stoneage.

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@SereneSquirrel

1 year

I was just saying last week that the storm hadn't brought anything new to my #MagicPortal field this time. I stand corrected. I now have a cow. 🐄

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@SereneSquirrel

7 months

Morning All - getting very strange TwiXer feed (seriously, who are all these people?!) so please check in if you're a regular follower wot lives in my phone, so I can return to the right dimension! In return, I'll share the frog that was hiding in my stables the other day.

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@SereneSquirrel

1 month

@MartinSLewis I'm alive today - I may not be in a year + time Gimme the money.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

@ccowboy723 Come, Sweet Asteroid.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

I am devastated to announce the sudden death of my beloved Tricksy last night. She took a fit that overwhelmed her, out of the blue. She had Horners syndrome from abuse she suffered prior to coming into my hands, which must have taken it's toll. Tricksy 2014 - 2022 💜💔💜

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE - I'm just waiting on final confirmation that @Tesco will block my address so that it cannot receive deliveries! One of the (female) senior managers is interested in proposals of an 'unwanted gift' type clause so that others can in the future, benefit.

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@SereneSquirrel

3 years

It's getting to that time of year again and I'm already anxious about my stalker. I wonder if @Tesco will help me this year or fob me off AGAIN? 🤔 Thread

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@SereneSquirrel

4 years

Morning All.

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6 months

An unplanned dismount #ExitStageRight #HowManyFaults #LittliestLairdDoesAllHerOwnStunts

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@SereneSquirrel

4 years

Morning All.

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@SereneSquirrel

2 months

@KingBobIIV If by 'conspiracy theory' you mean that the WEF who have openly and on searchable video, have said how they want to reduce our population, culture, ethnicity, and movement by many different ways, then yes.

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"I don't understand. The government is still doing the same thing."

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Well hello there. #Banner

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