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@mekko000 @JstEshaa "I was there for him when no-one else was. I built him" The building materials: 🍑

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@iamthokyo1 "A woman's intuition is always right" until it's time to pick the father of their child💀

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@Vhoyde Lmao they'll tell you men are the carriers and spreaders of HIV the same way they always blame men when their pH is off.

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@_mokgadimodiba She played herself.

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@latto777lifes @damnlys Bodied that at, broke glutton

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@ney2maa @brfootball Here come the "Ronaldo started as a midfielder" merchants😭😭

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@UjobeUthami Replace F4 with this

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@SuperMessi10i @LouieAlissa Bro everyone knows Thierry is shagging her😭😭 last night was just confirmation

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@dumisane_ I saw a facebook post that says "ninemikhaba nonke we don't even know who's pregnant anymore"

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@msgem1n1 @waylamilano She was raping him. Sucked his dick without his consent

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@LeeMpaki @YourFodda @MDNnewss Oksalaya uthetha umnqundu

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@1Lucifer_1 @boywonder11___ @destinyzee We are typing for South Africans, shlama senja.

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@trillary_banks_ @SheBeatsMe Imagine putting "I fucked up a potential bag" on your tombstone💀💀💀

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@liwetweets @andruchk "Just look at the knife crimes in England" as if you'll ever see a mass stabbing incident where one 17 year old stabs 13 people in one go.

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@ChrisExcel102 I wanted to stop masturbating in 2024 but prof made me fail😩😭😩😭😩😭

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11 months

@AsekaNdaba @destinyzee Tomorrow you'll lecturing us about GBV😏

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9 months

@ShottaZee Rubbish man. Every country abuses playerz that miss penalties and play selfishly on the pitch. This is the nature of football and Messi and Ronaldo have endured criticism for 20 years but still performed. If Foster can't handle criticism then he's in the wring business.

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@kirtipatelmd @Surrealsylph This is definitely flat chest energy, flat ass energy.

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10 months

"Slapped the spit outa him"❌ "Slapped the nut outa him"✔️

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@IsaacUTD @ThePeakSanti The same Ronaldo that scored 1 league goal(a penalty) from August to Novermber?😭😭

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@ian_kathurima @AntagoniZt_ @ItsJeffreyJeff 2 spreading the righ cheek open and 2 spreading the left, 1 lowering me into the valley with a harness and a rope😭

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@Izak22239092 @DefiantFootyLs @CBSSportsGolazo @kate_abdo Try making a joke about your colleague being unfaithful to their fiancé and see if HR will take it as banter.

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@Ibrahim73032914 How long have you been waiting to ppst this?😭😭😭

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@upper_reality @mthoko__n @Mannyodreams @xm_muva @Anabeeellle_xo Nobody's gonna call you that they/them crap

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@karaboshaba @hlovo_ 💀💀💀💀

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@TheBBWBombshell @shawdeeiipee That's a real nigga right there

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@DivineDDT @litbaby_ww @brilliantbusi You're the same guy that'll count Saudi League if Ronaldo wins it as well as his 54 goals

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@BasheerTK_ @brfootball Bro made the sign of the cross like a Christian and kissed the floor like a Muslim and still lost😭😭

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@anthony_neloms @chriscznn @big_business_ Why would he say absolutely everything in the first record?😏

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@TheGyal_ @ChrisExcel102 Don't forget Sithelo who even gave Andile Mpisane a baby... oh, and Cindy Makhathini too who was sleeping with a young boy.

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@DeneCymone @McmissileFin Being a colorist and hating on light-skinned folks gets you likes on social media.

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@MintyDj @Ipymo Not even Vodacom network can reach this far.

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@Iscojay @lfcamaan_ @nocontextfooty Speak for yourself

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@Deeney03 @TheMasterBucks

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@_Hybreed_ @PHINDA_OMUHLE This is the harderst bar I've heard in 6 months🤝🏽🤝🏽😭😭😭😭

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@Afzalmeman092 @FCB_ACEE @brfootball The only big signing was raphinha. The rest were cheap or free. Go see how much Ole spent

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@NoniShongwe @TakaTina1 Y'all don't want your kids beaten at school or thrown out of class so here are the results.

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@SoumyajeetPand4 @david_oheha @Tiiibag @90plus5FC Carvajal is better than Walker?😭😭😭😭

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@nigertale @FCB_ACEE @OneFootball And you took the bait and cried😭😭

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10 months

@ImTumii @MakheswaOmhle @Lu_vuyolwethu @Tina_Hokwana That person asked coz they didn't know what icj is just like you ask when you're confused. You're acting like people should just know everything

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@theAcademic__ @Vhoyde At least umhle mntakabawo

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@Jhay_raven01 @CristianoR5783 @NaijaMadrid @iniesta_prop @theMadridZone Cooked an entire fanbase with 2 tweets😭😭😭😭🔥🔥

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@SamTrong3 @Vhoyde You'll be food for the maggots⚰️ before you see that, my brother😂

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@KangNovG @mekko000 @JstEshaa They ALWASY overestimate the quality of their pussies just coz we gas them up so they keep putting out.

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@TheMullerLad25 He was straight cooking them😭😭

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@kisejsh @paballo_maseko @SiceloMentshisi Ligolo likanyoko wakho inonsense

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@xhosans @35hunnid4acoat "We" wamasimba. Speak for yourself

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@realmehenaz @davidon_usifo @xKGx__ By rubbing another club's kit and badge on his sweaty balls? Be fxcking serious.

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@valIentinee @TaraBull808 @elonmusk Black people feel the same. We don't want to be called cis the same way y'all don't want be called men when you're cosplaying women or women when you're cosplaying men.

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@Saint_Ziya On my face with your butthole directly on my nostrils

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@Simply_the_Dev @heavyspoilers @benonwine "Goes back to the society"💀

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@grover_lou @Shayor19 @fasc1nate Hard to believe anything Europeans say

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@Sadistic626 @manuel29real @9mm_smg Both those f*gg*ts would kick your ass

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@brihemoth @Mannyodreams @xm_muva @Anabeeellle_xo What's stopping women from funding it? It's in their best interests so why not do it themselves instead od waiting on the men they say they don't need.

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@karina_uzi @AdvoBarryRoux Rubbish. If it matters to future employers then why wouldn't it matter men looking for a wife?

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@ENOUGH_ENOUGHM @Vhoyde Yeah, right.

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@BChordial I'm pretty sure she also hates the lightskin girl in that frame 3 on her pinned tweet. They'll just tell you "reverse colorism doesn't exist"

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@lexibaebie Feed me milk mommy😩

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@ncrique @iamthokyo1 "A woman's intuition is always right" until it's time to pick the father of their child💀

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@venicebaby27 That's a gorgeous winking asshole😩

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@Santa_Klaus_7 @Fontinho17 @Banditpglang @pelesburner @Rachit_UTD @heztro @GulerHive Blud lied like we don't have receipts💀💀. Celta made 11 changes at half time then 3 more later(14 total). Al Nassr made 6 apaced out through the 2nd half.

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@nd_bnd Women literally do the same. We could pull up thousands of children who met the same fate.

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@290nunu @_noihsaf Nah, and neither does he want you to share it with us.

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@BNevz412 @TenHagOne @EnglandGeezer I wish a nigga would😭

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@_MaZwane @jennifer_modise Refer to "...and in denial"

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@Tia_Magnificent @leliibaby I swear y'all are the same all over this app...

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10 months

@wettkitty2023 @Moondust_777 @duronanuderme @iBaseball_1 There are a ton of good men. Pick the good ones not the fxcking garbage and then blame all men for your poor choice.

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@10_OSCAR_07 @ZedarZ @ExclusiveMessi @goal Celta Vigo made 14(11 at once at the start of half) subs in the 2nd half, Al Nassr only made 6 and they were spaced out through the half, so please come up with a different excuse bruh😭😭😭

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@Saint_Ziya Let Santa shoot some liquid snow on that bootyhole ma

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@zamadontsa122 @WhoGonnaCheck6 No, it means he was groomed by her and that grooming and trauma has made him think he likes them old.

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@Chasaniii_ That bootyhole view from the back must be something else😩😩😩

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@whoisjstaffz @worldwidesteez Bih thinks this is the G7😭

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@Karannn123 @troyboy621 @killashaw10 @BadFutbolTakes Mourinho has spent more money in is career than pep

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@charlesfrik @TheEuropeanLad Ronaldo scored 1 league goal from august to november when he was playing for Ten Hag. Ronaldo left and Ten Hag won man u their 1st trophy in 5 years while ronaldo is still trophyless since he left Juve. Zero trophies in 3 years. Te hag is about to play in an fa cup final

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@FlemingPhy82915 @Cleopatra_xox @SaycheeseDGTL Cartoons did that before hiphop

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@Petite_midget_ @Nardo_Hamil @Kele901 @mrblankedname Nah. If Ronaldo stood out in playmaking then he'd have a playmaker award. Xavi has 4. You think simply having a lot of assists means being a playmaker.

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@yadavsiya9 @ntandomatini_ You only get ingrows because yoi shave. You'd never have that shit if you never shaved in the first place.

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@Swishcantmisss @zoeikyou He meant there's a whole queue of dudes waiting to leave her.

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8 months

@robin_jammy @PandaNoComply @TrollFootball In a retirement desert league

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10 months

@Vusivert @paballo_maseko @GumedeLondiweh Flat chest energy

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1 year

@JasamineBanks Did you really give neck to Lonnie, that Funarios dude? There's no way I wouldn'ta paid for the real thing after that skit y'all did.

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@thoughtsofdebs No, it was not. Self-hatred is all it was.

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8 months

@NaijaMadrid @iniesta_prop @theMadridZone Yamal is 16 and has more goal contributions than Diaz this season.

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@SJ89Herts @Jayden77Young @lorenzotoduz @LifeOfNapaul @vinny_OvO Bring us the proof that he didn't.

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@jollyfishh @MyPoetryHurts @ms___JENAE @raphousetv7 You're acting like you won't be puttin none on your husband

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@Chasaniii_ I'll beat my meat tomorrow, I'm way too drained now

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@IlohEbere @RejiYates True. Marrying kids is still legal in parts pf nigeria and marital rapes are not even considered as rapes.

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@DavidKhaba @its_tiidoo Those same girls would come back to class and tell you you're too young for them. Absolute nonsense.

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@Questerr_ @KaroroMitchelle Aii chief, I used to think you're a very smart dude but uyabhayza manje💀💀

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@RachelFitxo Ngingamkhotha nesrhama ke lo

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@DgrantC @brilliantbusi And still didn't score a world cup knockout goal😭

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8 months

@Mbegabulawe @Iam_VickyWOG It's giving:

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@darksid77381006 @AbjaFCB Y'all are literally the ones crying "rigged & robbed"

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8 months

@Realdevil____ @IsaacUTD @ThePeakSanti He had more yellow cards than league goals from August to November. He was horrendous and he ran away because he didn't wanna fight for his place in the team. He couldn't take the pressure.

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@TheeOnly_Shadi And what what you said remains umnqundu

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10 months

@BurnleyOfficial Foster just doesn't wanna play for Bafana because he's afraid to lose his place in the Burnley team and he's also playing to impress other premier league clubs so they can sign him if Burnley gets relegated. The guy is suddenly in Burnley's starting 11 today against Aston Villa😏

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@Coralbeatit @Siyamke1 👀

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@Alashkid @Vhoyde Tf is this vid?😭😭😭😭

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