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I just want a Good life and to be happy 😊❤️

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined February 2016
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Cassper it's my birthday today, ngicela unginake Tu🙈🙈 ke shorta ke eWallet from you🤭 please call me 😂
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@AsekaNdaba
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16 days
All i want is money 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
5 years
Guys I still can't breath 🤭🤭🤭😍😍😍😍 levels mtshana
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@AsekaNdaba
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1 year
No one can convince me that these two don't have anger issues in real life 😂😂😂😂 #ShakaiLembeMzansi
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@AsekaNdaba
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11 months
That uncle waffles video made me realize that actually Mina I like girls😫😫🙌🏾. Did you see all that, I now understand why straight men like booty so much 🙌🏾
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@AsekaNdaba
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7 months
@_julianking_ Family ring giving The Salvatores and the Mickelsons 😂😂😂 She's a vampire this one
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@AsekaNdaba
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3 years
She is leadership 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾I love her 😅😂
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@AsekaNdaba
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4 years
@casspernyovest And he sent it💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾😂😂😂see why ngimthanda kanje... Thank Nyovi wam, ke go rata ka Lerato la LOVE yezwa😂😂😂💃🏾💃🏾
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@AsekaNdaba
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1 year
Guys please be safe, take good care of yourself at all time. You are not safe, especially in your workplace. Your colleagues might be intimidated by you or your presence and trust me they will use Muthi on you and maybe kill you.
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Majita, stop licking our ears, we hate that shit😩 Please tell them ladies
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Am I the only one who gets horney after gym? 🤔
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1 year
Then he will remove it like it's nothing 😩😩 Men are so disrespectful shame 😂😂
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@AsekaNdaba
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1 year
Blocking him is not enough, call his mother and tell her what her son did in details. She needs to know ukuthi wazala ixoki elingahloniphi abafazi and her son doesn't like using a condom😩😩
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
Drop your favorite selfie sikubone 😊❤️ Nayi eyam
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
If you know him, I am sorry for the trauma 😂😂😂😩😩 ayikho inkinga edlula this guy
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@AsekaNdaba
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1 year
Not all Tsongas and Venda are big🍆 though 🤷🏾‍♀️. Just saying
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
The way I enjoy praying while walking to the taxi rank every morning😇😇, It's like I could feel some presence walking with me and I feel safe.
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
@DMN4ever That's none of our business, mind your business bruh. You talk like that about your mother? 😕
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
South Africa is no longer the same🤔 I feel like a foreign citizen in my own home. It is so dirty, no longer safe, some people are taking over and we are just sitting there watching, all in the name of peace ne😒 so sad.
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@AsekaNdaba
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1 year
Where can I do Paternity test for my brother and her alleged son without him knowing? Akafuni nokuva ngonyana ongafani naye or thina😒
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@AsekaNdaba
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4 years
I said I was single, I didn't say I stopped having sex🤷🏾‍♀️iyidli ipapa lento🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
5 months
People who have kids should date each other. So that us who don't have kids we can find each other🤷🏾‍♀️
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Come at me, I don't care, but please tell her to pull up her pants 🤷🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Asizwe, anjani ama tlof tlof wenu? 😊
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
What's your take in thhjs guys?
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Guys how do I stop masturbating? I don't know how to sleep without masturbating anymore, I do it every night 😥😥🙆🏾‍♀️ I want to stop now
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Hayi bazalwane, mina weather ithi 0813760309°c this side, how about your side? 🤔🤔
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Gave a wrong nigga my cookie 🍑 Ngaze ngayisola😭😭
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
So if a person keeps blocking you and unblocking you every time they are mad, what does that mean? 🤔 🤔
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
At my age I have no House, no car, nale degree wyipheli, business is slow, no child and no marriege😩😩 💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Good morning to all guys with good vitamin D😋😊... Anyway ndiSingle, he dumped me 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂but it's all good.
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Okay gents, we get it we are side chicks, but you don't have to post your girl all the time 🙄 I'm human too you know 😭😭💔
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
10 months
Pretty young woman 😊❤️
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Waking up to this😍😍❤️❤️😘👌🏾👌🏾
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Okay boBhuti abahle, when you follow us do DM kaloku😍😍, just to say hello and wish me an amazing day ahead 😩😩😂😂don't just end with following, bulisa🤷🏾‍♀️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
@Village_boy7 @Its_Khaya_ Also invest in people who invest in you two. It's a two way street, I am sure no woman or man would continue being in a loving relationship with someone who doesn't love and support them. It goes both ways I know
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
How do you know you are in love? Mina it's when I start buying him things, that's when I know I am gone 😫
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
#KsazobalitMusicVideo Cass you are so smart... So #Ksazobalit is all about getting the land back, and you decided to post the video ka Freedom day🙌🙌🙌 Cass you're the man🙌🙌🙌😂😂😂💪💪
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
The way I am so terrified of falling pregnant, I don't see any bright side about having babies 🥺
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 months
@lightupastate Men will always have something negative to bring down women, it has been happening since forever. Best thing you should do, is live your life however you see fit mama, fuck what men think.
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
A thread about a twitter Celebrity who asked me out, we dated then he got my friend pregnant while we were still together🥺🥺 [THREAD]
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
I act all tough, but deep down I want to look like @BrownMbombo 😍😍😍 my God just look at her, after looking at her kindly retweet this and follow this beautiful lady hlena😍❤️ andimthandi man😍
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3 years
In case you were wondering what's happening. This is how it all started and how it's going 😊😊😍❤️❤️❤️ #KabeloMeetsBrown
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
#WeReallyNeedLess Of him and more of 👇👇 👇👇
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Mara why are south African celebrities not doing the #ImaliEningichallenge ? just to show Support nyana ku @BigZulu_ZN 🤷🏾‍♀️ #ImaliEningi
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
To all the ladies who squirt How do you do that shit? 😩😩😩
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Yoooh most guys that DM me😭😭😭 guys before coming to the DM please look at yourself and ask yourself if you could actually stand a chance to with me. It has nothing to do with money believe me, yoooh hayi ama gorilla angaka bawo🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Niyathanda maskhuluma ne😫😂😂😂 Go to Gym guys, asinamona hle
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
7 months
@lavida_queen Hire a hitman, problem solved. If something is standing in your way to peace and successful, get rid of it
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Little man be feeling the song 😂😂😂he doesn't even know what to do 😂
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
@maylynne_ Until they start dating, now they no longer share everything like they used to. Men enjoy lying to the people they love
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
I don't understand why people post conversations from the DM, worse from WhatsApp, siyazi bayakushela🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️that's normal futhi. What goes down in the DM doesn't concern us, it's private, keep it that way🙄😏😏
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4 years
I caught my boyfriend fucking my brother's girl, three months later she was pregnant (I am still not sure if the baby is my niece or my bf's baby) and she wasn't the only one impregnated by him🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️. And my brother married my bf's sister (ex skwiza)😩😩it's just a mess.
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
It can only be in South Africa 😩😩😂😂😂Good morning
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Ladies don't he fooled it only works in the movies 😩😩😩once tried this bathi kum "uzama ukwenzani? Hayi khawume coz it won't work" 😓😓😓ka kwa pelo iShifta iwela kidney, mjolo kiCOVID-19 I am telling you 😪😪😂😂
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1 year
Gents kanti what happened to you? Do we have to spell out everything to you? 😩😩😂😂😂
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1 year
Gents kanti ninjani? How can you come to my DM without checking my profile first? I Mean my name and surname are right there, my location is right there on my profile. But a nigga still comes to my DM to ask me where I'm from and what my name is🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️really bafethu
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
@nhyiraaaba Okay she needs to know that "she gave birth to a liar that doesn't respect women" 😂😂😂My bad, sorry I forgot about you guys for a moment 😩😩😩
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
Henry Cavill as the Witcher 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Name an actor/actress who was perfectly cast in a movie or TV show.
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3 years
Cuddling is not enough, I want to be inside his skin 😩 is that too much to ask for?🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
Even if @CassperNyovest could ignore my tweets about him #OKSALAAYO uyawabona and I love him🙌🙌 he is King👑
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
@Sifisonhlabath2 @Yan_ndie Moving on doesn't meant "moving to the next guy" 🙄moving on is choosing yourself, making yourself happy and having a peace of mind.
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
Why do people assume that we don't have responsibilities simply because we don't have kids🤦🏾‍♀️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
9 months
How it started VS how it went 😊😊
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
UMaNdaba uthi Sanbona, nibe Right guys ne. I know soyagiwa sonke❤️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
This thread killed me 🤣😂😂😂WTF😂😂
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1 year
If you want to die early, just mix poverty with jealousy, add competition, ohh and don't forget to add pressure to yourself... Believe me you, even the Doctors won't know what killed you.
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
#TheQueenMzansi did Tebogo actually beat Kea like he is fighting with another man?😰😰😰
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2 years
He is 35 years old, she is 24 years old and they want to get married, is the age difference bad? 🤔
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Gents why ninje mara? 😂😂Anithandani nina yazi 😂😂
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4 years
Some gents abazithandi shame, how do you impregnate a one night stand? Someone you don't know and no feelings for, then there you are, putting your pipe inside her with no protection & cuming inside ☹️☹️🚮🚮you guys don't love your selves shame.
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4 years
Most women are trashier than men🚮🚮, but ke I know people are not ready for this conversation 🤷🏾‍♀️😒
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3 years
The real snake park🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 Ama boyfriend wenu 😂😂
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
The economics of love🤔🤔😂😂where the commerce students?
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3 years
I need help, I am not happy with the speed I use when chowing money 😢😢
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2 years
Okay gents, the floor is yours, tell us why do you hate going to the clinic/Doctors? Or to even take medication, why is that?
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2 years
@Ditabe_ Ngimubi ne🤭🤭😂😂
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
Umntu akwenze sex addict agqibe akushiye 😩 😩 yoooh hayi amadoda mawatshiswe asoze 🤦🏾‍♀️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
I don't think I will ever recover from these death scenes 😢 Frsme 1: Ragnar's Death from the Vikings Frame 2: Robb's death from GOT Frame 3: Nairobi's death from Money Heist Frame 4: Brad's death from Prison break.
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Since he turned me down, I decided to take myself out🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️😂😂😂 I mean why not 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Yoooh ngaze ngayisola😩😩🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂 Ngeke ngiphinde ngivume when guys ask me out on a date kule app. This other guy we agreed to go on a date, but he stood me up. He disappeared 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾amadoda ne🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️I give up. L
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6 years
#KsazobalitMusicVideo so @somizi decided to be a truck driver😂😂😂 the @MAJORLEAGUEDJZ are the delivery boys😂😂😂 @CassperNyovest you're so good at what you do xem🙌🙌🙌👑👑 #Ksazobalit #WeAreReady
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3 years
It can only be in South Africa 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾Now this is our new national anthem
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
9 months
I need donations guys, I want to buy a Kwid😫 This thing of looking good then still walk 😂😂😂
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Gents what do you want for Valantines? Yazi I might pick one of you and get you what you want 🤷🏾‍♀️😊
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
#MissSA2018 guys what is Lady Zamar wearing😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
#90sdropyourpic checking all the pictures and I'm like "Kanti ama 2000 adlani hee" 90s look like they are 2000s and vise versa. Kanti what's going on with us 90s?😂😂😂
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After seeing him sucking his D behind the toilets, then he came back to kiss his poor girlfriend 😩😩. Yooh the things we see out there
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
Ama boyfriends mawashiswe😫😫😂😂😂😂
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6 days
I was told that iDoek liyandifanela and I agree 😊
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
Mna I am tired of being single and independent 😩😩😩it's not nice pha kwa Know your worth. I want a boyfriend to spoil me and call me his Queen every day and give me money twice a month😊
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I'm at home wearing pj's and a blanket every night, but I'll still be freezing. At my man's place i sleep naked and be warm, guys i swear amadoda have super powers yoooh 😩😩
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
3 years
Yoooh ngaze ngayisola😩😩🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂 Ngeke ngiphinde ngivume when guys ask me out on a date kule app. This other guy we agreed to go on a date, but he stood me up. He disappeared 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾amadoda ne🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️I give up. L
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👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
Kanti all along this legend was reading the Bible 😩😩😂😂😂
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
1 year
Nantsi 🤪
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@BuhleMahlangu14
🎀 Mrs Mom 🎀
1 year
Black n white thread?? 🙂
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
2 years
There’s this guy I don’t want to date, I don't want him to date anyone either. I Just want him to be single for my happiness 🤦🏾‍♀️ Why is that so difficult mara?
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
6 years
#IfRaJola you better get used to going to church with me every Sunday, praying together, reading the bible together and getting head every time you did something good😋😘.
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@AsekaNdaba
👑Miss Ndaba👑
4 years
MaXhosa let's confuse them... "uApha naphaya" 🤣🤣😂😂
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