Here To Expose All Golf Cheats In Scotland 🏴Complete Discretion Is A Priority So Please DM Me With A Legitimate Serious Breach Of Rules From Anyone In Scotland
Wee Announcement Folks 📣.Seems As Though There Is Victims Of This Page Not Happy & Blaming Me For Their Depression & "Undue Stress".Let Me Clear,The Longer U Cheat & Get Away With It Then The Bigger The Consequences When You Get Caught/Exposed.You've Made Your Bed So Lie In It🧐
New Nickname For A Serial Repeat Offender.
@DeerPark_Golf
Club Champion Craig Cruikshank AKA 'Crooked Cruicky". New Nickname Is 'Mark O'Nearer'🤣.Simply Helps Identify Him A Bit Better,He Loves To Replace His Ball Closer To The Hole After Marking It.
Here She Is, Seline Stewart Gome Club
@WinterfieldGC
& Also
@MusselburghGC
Member. Now Emptied From Both & Rightly So.
@ScottishGolf
Banned Her CDH & Handicap Until 2025 .Some Shocking Stories To Follow...
Here He Is Everyone,The One & Only Mr. Scott Newport. Handicap Seccy
@TheHomeofGolf
. Been Told By His Committee To Erase False Scores From His Playing Record, St.Andrews Covering Up Their Own Handicap Seccys Shannanigans 😱😬. Submitting GP Scores With His Wife 🤫🤔More To Come
Ladies,Gents,Children Of All Ages- We Are Getting Closer To The Big Reveal 😁 130+ GP Scores Are Nearly All Investigated & I Am Just Awaiting Confirmation That The Offenders Home Club Has Finished Dealing With The Matter On Their End. Not Long Now... 😬🧐
So We Have A Couple More Stories Brewing In The Background. 1 Particularly Interesting Topic Regarding An Offender Who Has Been Caught Posting 130 General Play Rounds Which Are Currently Under Investigation By
@ScottishGolf
& Apparently Impending Ban Incoming. Stay Tuned 👀
@TheStAndrewsGC
Handicap Convenor Mr Scott Newport
@The_Salmon
Most Likely Submitting A Counting General Play Score With His New Wife 🧐😆.
@TheHomeofGolf
Must Step In & Force Him Out Of The Committee As He Has Recently Brought Some Bad Press Their Way, Deary Dear 👀
More On Seline Stewart...Over 130 General Play Scores Investigated,She Was Posting GP Scores Whilst Playing Team Matches & Scrambles 😱,Falsifying Card Markers Signatures Belonging To Lady Committee Members Who Were Also Present In Same Team Matches,Crazy Stuff,More To Follow...
1st Confirmed Report Of 2023 From
@golf_hamilton
Notorious Cheater & Repeat Offender Mr David Cardwell, Or Should We Name Him David Cardchanger? 🤣. Caught Changing Scorecards Back In 2016 & Apparently Not Learned His Lesson Since 🧐👀 Skullduggery At Its Finest.
#Shithousery
Just An Update To All My Lovely Followers & The Scottish Golf Community🏴 I Am Just Home From My Holidays 😎, I Have Some Interesting Reports That Need Dillingently Investigated & Hopefully I Will Have Something To Post Soon. Stay Tuned 👀
Follow Up On Seline Stewart...Playing Medal Rounds
@WinterfieldGC
On The Weekends Then Falsifying General Play Rounds Midweek
@MusselburghGC
In Order To Increase Her Handicap & Scoop Top Prizes In Open Scrambles & Open Mixed Pairs 😱😬. Crazy Stuff & Even More To Follow ...
Hearing Reports That
@LIVGolfInv
Have Signed 2 More Of The Highest Profile Players Of Our Generation.
@AdamSandler
@ShooterMcGavin_
"This Is Shooters Tour" & "Sorry I Was Too Busy Winning" Will Be Frequent Phrases Used In Media Tents All Year
Hi. My Name Is Scott Newport
@The_Salmon
. Current Handicap Convenor & Number 1 General Play King
@TheStAndrewsGC
.I Have Been Politely Asked To Remove Scores From My Record,But I Have Point Blank Refused. I Have Brought The Great Golf Club Into Disrepute
#NayRespect
#StepDownNow
@DeerPark_Golf
Club Champion Craig Cruikshank AKA 'Crooked Cruiky',AKA Mark O'Nearer,Has Been Reported Once Again For More Golf Course Skull Duggery💀According To My Source,He "Found" His Ball,Informant Was Dubious So Returned To The Crime Scene & Found His Initial Ball🧐😱
Fresh News Hot Off The Press!!!
Scott Newport Has Resigned From The Committee
@TheStAndrewsGC
@TheHomeofGolf
👏. Somehow I Don't Think This Is Sufficient Though & Would Push For Him To Resign As A Member Now That He Will Be Paying Full Fees As A Non St. Andrews Resident 💰 💸
@secretclubprov
@GolfTait
Handicaps Based On GP's Only Should Be Completely Disregarded For Low Players Getting Into Elite Amateur Events Based On Their Handicap Only. Outrageous That Good Players Cannot Get Into Event's Because Of The Openly Abusive System.
Seems As Though I Have A Few Cry Babies On Here That Dont Like What Im Doing. Few Tweets Reported For "Private Media" 🤔🤔. Had To Be Deleted In Order To Unblock My Account. I WILL NOT BE STOPPED IN MY MISSION TO EXPOSE YOU,In Fact I Will Go To Even More Lengths To Expose You!
We Have Another Report In The Bonnie Kingdom Of Fife
@TheStAndrewsGC
Scott Newport Moved Address Out Of St. Andrews & Subsequently Still Tried To Receive The Discount On His Membership Fees😱 Skull Duggery💀 At Its Finest. Chancer All Round By Sounds Of It 🤔
Apologies For My Followers Who Haven't Been Enlightened Much This Season, I Have Been Busy With Other Issues. But I Do Have A Belter Coming Your Way Later Today😁. A Certain Committee Member From
@TheHomeofGolf
Has Been Busted & Confirmed, Details To Follow 👀
More Reports...Seen Hitting 5 Shots Out Of Bunker on 11th At Old Course, Picking Up & Marking Himself Down For A 5 🤔😬 Jesus,Mary,Joseph & The Wee Donkey🐴 🧐👀.
@TheHomeofGolf
Surely You Guys Need To Set A Better Example For Committee Members
...Not Only Posting GP Scores But Signing In For 2 Seperate 9 Hole Scores (Front 9 & Back 9). Outrageous Behaviour 😱. Well Played
@WinterfieldGC
&
@MusselburghGC
For Booting Her Out & Actually Dealing With The Matter Accordingly 👏 👏 👏. Too Many Clubs Choose Not To Nowadays
Sorry Folks, Been A Bit Quiet On Here Recently. Been Moving House So Been A Bit Busy With That. I Have A Couple Of Reports To Confirm The Legitimacy Of & Investigate Further But When/If These Reports Are True Then We Have A Christmas Cracker On Our Hands🎄😁 Stay Tuned 👀 🧐
Attention All Cheats! Ball Droppers,Lie Prefferers,Scorecard Changers,Hole Skippers, & Let's Not Forget The "Crooked Cruiky"
@DeerPark_Golf
Very Own Club Champ (Craig Cruikshank)Who Loves To Mark His Ball Closer To The Hole & Think He Can Get Away With It. I Am Watching 👀🧐
I Am 🏴's No.1 Golf Cheat Vigilante. Nobody is Safe Anymore. I Have Some Great Material To Expose & Enlighten You All With But Firstly I Need The Following To Do So Effectively. Please Kindly Retweet & Follow To Help Oust The Cheaters Of The Game We All ❤
Ladies & Gents, I Now Introduce To You A Confirmed Serial Offender Mr.Gary Mooney From
@BalbirniePark
. Chased From
@BurntislandGolf
For Falsifying Scores & Since Been Up In Front Of The Committee
@BalbirniePark
For The Same Offence & Admitted It😱🧐.
I Am Hearing Reports Of Why
@LGSgolfclub
Club Champs Turned Into A Complete Shitshow.The"Accused" Ciaran Dickson,Waited Til He Won His S/Final & Then Declared He Cant Play The Final.Simply Cos He Was Playing For
@Pumpherstongolf
In Another Event😱🤔.
@LGSgolfclub
Needs To Ban Him
@TheHomeofGolf
Allegedly Played 2 Balls Over 9 Holes At The Balgove Course & Submitted An 18 Hole Score 😆🤣😆 Jeezy Peeps Man That Would Be Outrageous Behaviour From Anybody Let Alone The Handicap Seccy
@TheHomeofGolf
🙈. Im Having More Reports Coming In Live As We Speak 😱 Stay Tuned 👀🧐
@LGSgolfclub
Club Championship, Total Shit Show From A Winning Semi Finalist By The Name Of Ciaran Dickson. As Soon As He Won His Semi Final On The 18th Green,He Disclosed He Couldn't Make The Final 😱. The Other Finalist Was Given The Championship By Default.
#Shithousery
Reports Coming In.Busted Clean At The Weekend Dropping A Ball By His 2 Playing Partners😱
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
Pending Ban Incoming According To My Source.Updates To Follow In Coming Days.Goes By The Name Andrew Long.Long Pockets With Plenty Balls In Them.All Identically Marked 🧐👀🤔
As We Are All Well Aware,There Is Both Sides To Blatant Rule Breaking & Cheating With This New WHS. Submitting GP Scores In Order To Lower Your Handicap But Also Submitting GP Scores To Increase Your Handicap.Both As Bad As The Other 😡🧐🤔
I Will Go Out My Way To Find Out Who The Cheats & Serious Rule Breakers Are. Exposure Of These Cheats Is Of The Upmost Importance. Please DM With Any Of Your Reports From The Past Or Present. 💯 Anonymous Guaranteed 🧐👀🧐
More Reports Coming In Live From
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
Repeat Offender Mr Andrew Long AKA 'Longpockets' AKA Mr. Neverlostabaw,Again At His Usual Antics.Never Hits A Provisional & Always Finds His Ball.Complete Shithousery & Complete Disregard & Disrespect For His Fellow Members🤔🤫🤥
Hows My lovely Followers Doing 😁. Sorry It's Been A While,Season Has Been A Slow Start 🥴 Got A Couple Of Reports I'm Currently Following Up On, Both From The Same Accused & Apparent Re-Offender & Serial Rule Breaker/Bad Sportsmanship. Stay Tuned 👀
So The Season Is Now Coming To An End & Together We Have Exposed A Few Cheats.I Also Hope We Have Deterred A Few From Repeat Offending & Committing Serious Rule Breaches.I Am Amways Curious Though,There Must Be More Cheats We Are Yet To Expose.Please Enlighten Me 😁👍🏴
We Have Incoming Reports Of A Serial Repeat Offender Who Cannot Learn Their Lesson. By All Accounts North Of Scotlands Biggest Cheat, Mr "Longpockets" Himself Been Seen Again Dissappearing Into The Woods & Dropping Balls 🌳 ⛳️ 🧐
Got Some Cracking Info On The Way Live From Bonnie West Lothian. Played At Deer Park Today & Heard Some Serious Allegations Regarding More Than 1 Member. Stay Tuned 👀👀
Every Retweet Makes The Difference. We Need The Following To Help Maximum Exposure. The Need To Publicly Shame The Cheats Of Scottish Golf 🏴 Burns Deep Within. Please Send Us Something Concrete So We Can Embarrass The Offender Accross The Best Platform There is
Right Folks, Got An Absolite Belter Of A Statistic...Between Them,
@BirrellGareth
&
@JamieSavage94
Dropped More Golf Balls Than Putin Has Dropped Bombs 😁
@RyanODonnell21
12 Handicapper In May 2021, "Scratch" Handicapper By August 2021 🤣🤥. Someone Figured Out How To Manipulate The General Play System 🤔🤔.The Nations Most Improved Player 🤥🤫.Serious Question Marks Over His Handicap & Playing Ability ✏️,Few Mulligans I Suspect 🤔
@BirrellGareth
Learned From The Best At Making Balls Dissapear/Reappear Again.
@tartanprotour
Need To Report This To
@RandA
Before He Is Allowed To Tee It Up In Next Weeks
@TheOpen
Qualifier
@panmuregolf
.He Is Taking The Spot Of Another Player Who Deserves Their 1st Choice Course
Another Report Regarding 'Crooked Cruiky'
@cruiky83
AKA Mark O'Nearer Been Up To His Usual Tricks. Played
@Pumpherstongolf
Open Few Weeks Back & Failed To Record His Score On The Computer, No Excuse For This As He Had Signed His Playing Partners Card After The Round.
#Shithousery
Please Retweet & Like The Posts If You Are Enjoying My Posts. Not Very Many Likes/Retweets Recently Although I Have A Bigger Follwing Than Before,This Leads Me To Believe That Followers Dont Want Exposed For Likening The Posts. All Positive Feedback Is Appreciated 🤫🤐👍
Big News Folks! Reports Coming In Live From East Lothian.
@craigielaw
Have Booted Mr.O'donnell For Multiple Serious Rules Breaches.
@libertongc
Now His Home Club Apparently, Very Unfortunate For Them.Won't Be Long Until He Is Found Out There Also.Well Done
@craigielaw
👏
#Emptied
Well Folks The Time Has Come. The Anticipation Has Been Building On This One But I Had To Wait On Confirmation That The Home Club Of Accused Had Dealt With The Matter Appropriately...
Part 1/2...Wee Update Folks.Had A Report From Lundin Links Member Regarding
@greg_wishart
Posting GP Scores With A Marker Outside The Country,This Was False And I Rightly Removed The Tweet Based On Evidence Provided To Me From Greg Himself That Contradicted The Report I Got...
Andrew Long From
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
Been Stocking Up On His Magic Pencils✏️From The Disney Shop. Hits His Baw In The Jungle & Races Off Faster Than A Rat Up A Drainpipe 🐀 To Drop An Identically Marked Ball Under The Cover Of The Jungle🌳,Magical & Mystifying Activities 🧐🤔👀
@dunbargolfclub
New Member Mr Ryan O'donnell,Who Was Booted From Craigielaw Last Year For Cheating,Is Also Up To His Usual Tricks,Signing In To Play A Midweek Medal
@dunbargolfclub
With 2 Guests 😱😆,Being Told He Couldn't By The Pro Shop & Then Done It Anyway & Returned A Score
UPDATE!!!
@TheStAndrewsGC
Handicap Convenor
@The_Salmon
Mr Scott Newport Has Been Asked By His Fellow Committee Members To Remove All Scores From His Record That Were Verified By His Wife. Shocking Behaviour From Someone In Charge Of Fellow Member's Handicaps.
#StepDownNow
Sorry For Delay Folks.I Know You Are All Climbing The Wall With Anticipation Waiting On The Big Reveal,But I Am Awaiting To Hear Back From My Source That The Offender's Home Club Has Dealt With The Matter First.Multiple Serious Breaches With A Mountain Of Evidence To Clarify 😬
@secretclubprov
Follow My Page For National Exposure Of Cheats In Scotland 🏴. Anonymous Page With Full Discretion 💯 Guaranteed. I'm Looking To Expand To Fully Cover All Of The UK At Club, County & National Level Amateurs/Pros Who All Seriously Breach Rules. DM's Accepted For Full Discretion😁
Just To Be Clear Folks,I Wont Tolerate False Accusations Of Others.Whether It Is For A Laugh Or Jealousy,It's Out Of Order.Couple Of Recent Reports About The Same Golfer & After Some Dillingent Research Both Reports Are Completely False. Next Time I Will Expose The Trouble Makers
More Reports Coming In Live From
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
Andrew Long AKA Longpockets AKA Neverlostabaw AKA Neverhitsaprovisional. He Is Now Taking Bookings For 'DropBall' Lessons,Limited Spaces Available. DropBall Champion 2022.
@handley_steven
@GolfinScotland1
@craigielaw
@dunbargolfclub
@libertongc
Name My Sources?? As If I Would Betray The Trust They Have In Me. Confidentiality Is Of Upmost Importance & Without It Then This Page Will Dwindle, I Provide A Platform For Public Expsoure Of All Cheats & You And Ryan Are Currently Trending 😁
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
@PoliceScotland
Police??
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
This Is Embarrassing To Your Club If You Think This Is A Police Matter.Cheating At A Golf Club And Being Exposed For It Is A Civil Matter & Not Criminal.Thanks For Giving My Page Wee Bit More Exposure 👍Sounds Like The Club Is Backing The Cheat?🧐👀😱
@TheOpen
@RandA
Are Sending A Drone Out To Watch
@BirrellGareth
&
@JamieSavage94
Play Open Qualifying
@panmuregolf
Live Stream Will Be Free Accross The Nation,Cheapest Ticket To A Magic Show In The Country With Balls Appearing & Dissapearing All Over The Place🧐👀🤔
Just Had More Info Confirmed On
@RyanODonnell21
Played
@ladybankgolf
Gents Handicap Open & Walked Away With A Voucher.Just Been Confirmed Him & His Playing Partner Were Givin Gimmes In A Strokeplay Event 😱.Pleading Complete Ignorance To The Rules I'M Told.
#Shithousery
@handley_steven
Is That You & Your Pal Ryan O'donnell
@GolfinScotland1
Events Marking Each Others Card Again In Order To Win A Trip To Turkey 🇹🇷
@GolfinScotland1
Need To Check The Integrity Of These Players Handicaps & Previous History Of Ryan O'donnell Binned From
@craigielaw
Well Folks,I Hope 2023 Is Quieter For Exposing Golf Cheats In 🏴 Than 2022 Was. Obviously,With Your Help I Love To Expose Them,But I Also Hope There Isn't Much To Report Due To The Fact There Is Less Skullduggery Occuring On The Golf Course💀.So Far Though It Remains Quiet🤫
Hitting Nerves Again Folks,Was Blocked From Twitter Until I Deleted A Certain Post About A Certain
@DeerPark_Golf
Member, Reported For Using Personal Media 🤔. Aw Well. I Will Repost Again Without The Picture 😁......
Current Scenes In The Clubhouse of
@TheStAndrewsGC
Almost The Full Committee Have Just Threw The Tools In The Van & Bolted , All Due To The Current Investigations & Shithousery Of Their Now Resigned Handicap Convener Mr. Scott Newport
@hagan_parkman
Cos He Is A Cheating Bastard, That's Why!!! 🧐👀. Follow My Page For Annonymous Exposure Of Golf Cheats Who Have Been Caught & Reported To Me
@DeerPark_Golf
@rathoparkgolf
@cruicky83
🤣. Shouldn't Laugh Really As This Is Not A Laughing Matter,But The Temptation Was Too Much For Me. Coming Soon To A Club Near You "Crooked Cruicky"
SIGHTING!! 👀
@madtonydog
Tony Whitelaw Has Been Seen Competing In MotorCross Events Accross The Country. Didnt Know You Could Mark Your Own Scorecard Or Skip Holes In These Events In Order To Win A Trophy 🤣🧐
Seems As Though A Recent Victim Of This Platform Has Endured A Fair Amount Of " Undue Stress" & is Playing The Mental Illness Card To Try & Excuse Their Actions 🤷♂️.Aw Well,That Itself Explains Alot About The Society We Live These Days. Retweets & Follows Always Appreciated👍🏴🧐
Ladies,Gents & Children Of All Ages - We Have Incoming Fast Reports That I Am Struggling To Keep Up With. We Have A Shocker Coming Up Next Of An Ex Pro...
Hearing Stories About
@RyanODonnell21
Having A Trackman At Home. More Like He Has His Very Own Howdidido Club V1 Computer At Home In Prime Location Ready For Submitting False General Plays On A Daily Basis 😁🧐🤔.
#GPTuesday
's 🤫🤥
We Have A Notorious Handicap Inflator/Deflator Folks.
@cowdengolf
@Leven_links
Member David Dyas. Allegedly Has Over £1k In
@Leven_links
Pro Shop. Currently Plays Off 9.8, But Was Off 19 A Month Ago Due To Some Serious Handicap Inflation In Order To Scoop The Top Prizes 💰🤔🧐😱
@madtonydog
Mr Tony Whitelaw AKA Anthony,James & Fuk Knows What Other Names He Has Used- Is Apparently Thinking Of Making A Surprise Appearance At A Golf Course Near You. Please Inform Me If He Does, Also Believe He Bites So Please Approach With Caution ⚠️ 😅
@The_Salmon
@TheStAndrewsGC
You Are Only Upset At Being Ousted. You Have No Shame At All. I Have The Proof & Simply Won't Stop.I Owe It To My Sources & Also The Rest Of My Followers & Ultimately The Golfing Public Who Want To See The Integrity Of The Sport Upheld At All Levels,Especially Committee Members
Been Told "Mr. Longpockets" From
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
Has A Time Booked For The Weekend. All Eyes Will Be On Him 👀🧐. I Believe He Is Currently Sitting Making Sure He Has Identically Marked Balls In His Bag & A Sharp Pencil Just Incase 😉
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
You Don't Need To Check Out The Fairy Pools To See Magic Happening On Isle Of Skye, Just Head Over To
@IsleofSkyeGolf1
& Catch A Rare But Spectacular Glimpse Of The Man,The Legend,The Magical Mr "Longpockets" 👇
@secretclubprov
Cheating Happening Everywhere & At Every Club In The Nation & At All Levels. Especially This New WHS System & The Abuse It Is Open To.Deliberate Bad Scores To Inflate Your Handicap Before Certain 'Big Prize' Competitions Is The New Trend & All Offenders Must Be Exposed 👀🧐
Needing Some More Info To Keep Me Busy While On Annual Leave, Running Out Of Good Solid Info On The Cheaters. Followers, I Need Your Help Please 🙏 , DM Me Some More Cheating Shenanigans, I Promise The Upmost & 💯% Discretion,My Sources Will Never Be Disclosed. PLEASE RETWEET
2/2, Anybody Giving Me Reports Regarding Rules/Cheating Issues Will Be Dillingently Approached Until I Have At Least One More Confirmation & Informant.There Is Jealousy Out There & Easy To Make False Accusations. All Reports Will Be Checked🧐
Most Players Would Have A Smile Like A Cheshire Cat When They Win An Event, It's Almost As If Mr Savage Is Embarrassed & Knows He Is Back In The Firing 🔥 Line. Unfortunately For Him 💩 Sticks
#shithousery
@davidscottPGA
@TheHomeofGolf
@TheStAndrewsGC
After A Bit Of Research & Due Dilligance I Can Confirm It Is True, But Hopefully Now The Club Will Do The Right Thing & Drop Him Like A Hot Tatty 🔥🥔. Even As A Club Member His Handicap Needs Suspending, It Is The Only Way To Deal With Cheats
Hard At Work Folks. Just Dillingently Going About My Business!! Got A Few Reports I Am Working On & Gathering More Evidence Before I Am Confident The Reports Are Not Malicious In Any Way. Some Serious Accusations Out There 😱🧐🤫
"Crooked Cruicky"
@cruicky83
Why You Following Me & Then Blocking Me🤔🧐Must Have Touched A Nerve
@DeerPark_Golf
@rathoparkgolf
Are Watching You Closely Now.I Have Members From Both Clubs Informing Me Of Your Ball Marking Tricks.Hopefully Now U Will Think Twice About Your Antics👀
@GlorifiedDonkey
@BirrellGareth
Pro Golfer Has A Bag Full If The Exact Same Balls/Numbers/Markings. Caught Dropping A Ball When He Hit One 90 Yards Right, Admitted It And Git Sent Packing.
#Emptied
Incoming Reports From A
@DalmahoyHotel
Member.We Have A Repeat Offender That Cannot Learn Their Lesson.Captured Prefferring Their Lie In A Team Match,Not Once But Twice😱.Scott Mclory,Who I Am Told By My Informant Was Recently Emptied From Another Club For The Same Offence🧐