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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

6 months

Will #BRIDGERTON Season 3 bring back my favorite character, Harpist Who Doesn’t Touch Any Strings?

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Mike Schubert

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5 years

Took Beyoncé’s advice.

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Mike Schubert

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Me: stop doomscrolling, we're not going to know who won tonight. Also me: but what if I checked just one more time?

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Mike Schubert

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6 months

Welcome to the world, little one 🥰

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Mike Schubert

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5 years

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* I hope that person’s okay Me: Me too, Dad Dad: Unrelated, I’m proud of your untraditional career path Me: Thanks, Dad. Glad you know I had no interest in being a doctor Dad: So how do I download your “podcast”?

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Mike Schubert

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@nobody_stop_me "Fuck, she's killing me... what do I do?"

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

7 years

GOAT vine, don't @ me

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

welp. the truth is out, folks.

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@nbtangerine

4 years

Can't believe Harry Potter was actually written by @Schubes17 and he's just pretending to not have read them.

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Mike Schubert

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5 years

THE WEDDING PHOTOS ARE HERE! I’ll be posting a bunch in themed sets, and here’s my first look at Kelly! We had a small, Catholic ceremony earlier in the day before the bigger ceremony/reception. I immediately teared up once she entered the chapel, as all my groomsmen bet I would.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

What’s the opposite of doomscrolling because I’m very excited to keep doing this.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

The career trajectory of Seth Rogen from “the dude from Pineapple Express” to one of the most level-headed and accepting comedians is incredible.

IndieWire

@IndieWire

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Seth Rogen Says Comedians Shouldn’t Complain About Cancel Culture: Accept Jokes Don’t Age Well

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Mike Schubert

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4 years

Our journey to Texas to spend time with family has been an eye-opener. The difference between how New York is responding to COVID vs the South is astounding. A man in Alabama scoffed at me for wearing a mask. He was wearing flip flops and cargo shorts, yet I'm the ridiculous one.

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Mike Schubert

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4 years

One year ago today :')

Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

5 years

Took Beyoncé’s advice.

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Mike Schubert

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3 years

Announcing the name of my upcoming Percy Jackson pod on Monday 👀👀👀

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

5 years

As far as I’m concerned, the Harry Potter fandom’s continued strength is due to the fans. Yes JK created it, but what has she done recently to contribute to its culture? Fan-made content from music to fanfic to plays to podcasts to conventions is what fosters this community.

Potterless

@PotterlessPod

5 years

I am baffled that the woman who created such a loving, welcoming, and accepting community can be openly transphobic. I don’t understand how you can write 7 books about acceptance but then not accept everyone. It’s truly disappointing.

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Mike Schubert

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According to my phone, I did about 7 miles worth of dancing at the wedding last night 😅

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@SuperYakiShop

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4 years

The mental gymnastics that Trump supporters are going to have to do now about COVID might make up for lack of the 2020 Olympics.

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Mike Schubert

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7 years

TWITTER: So, what would you like from us? WORLD: Bring back Vine. TWITTER: ...how about Double Twitter

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

Happy birthday to this gorgeous goober that I now have the honor of calling MY WIFE. Didn’t expect to add “coworking space partner” as well, but we’re making it work 🤓 Happy to have you as my partner for life, and thankful to have such a wonderful quarantine buddy. Love you, B!

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

If Simone Biles dropped out due to a sprained ankle, there would be no criticism. Dropping out for mental health reasons should be received no differently.

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@Schubes17

5 years

There are so many great photos in the engagement shoot Danielle Salerno did for us, but it’s hard to top the one that looks like a poster for an upcoming Disney Channel Original Movie.

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Mike Schubert

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4 years

I don’t want to read any news about Trump again ever unless it’s him serving time for his crimes.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

yeah sex is cool but have you ever heard the flight attendant say boarding is closed and the seat next to you is still empty?

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

How fucking stupid do you think we are.

Thomas G. Donlon

@NYPDPC

5 years

New Yorkers may begin to see our officers with black mourning bands across their shields—and across their hearts. We wear these in quiet commemoration of our 27 brothers and sisters we’ve lost to #COVID . Another way we honor our vow to #NeverForget .

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Mike Schubert

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5 years

I'm trying to stay humble, but I'm pretty damn proud of myself here. I read 7 children's books and it only took 3 years.

Potterless

@PotterlessPod

5 years

Over three years ago, I started reading Harry Potter partially to start a podcast and partially to impress a girl. Today’s ep of the pod (now my job) covers the end of the 7th book and features that same girl, whom I will soon marry. Wild. @VoteForMeKellyB

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Mike Schubert

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4 years

lol @VoteForMeKellyB and I found out Biden won because we started hearing all of NYC going “EYYYYY” out of our window.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

I already find it astounding how much work must go into just getting into the required shape for those Marvel movies. Can you imagine all the effort needed while also battling colon cancer on top of that for four years?! RIP, Chadwick. This is awful.

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Mike Schubert

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2 years

#JKR : *makes a 3,000 word transphobic blog post* @rickriordan : *writes a 1,000 word blog post condemning racists upset with the PJO series casting* The new job certainly has its perks.

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Mike Schubert

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me @ Trump all day

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Mike Schubert

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@depthsofwiki There’s a statue about it in Westfield, NY!

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Mike Schubert

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My sister @MeggieFrue had Aurora do a photoshoot in her @PotterlessPod #WizardOn shirt and I am incapable of dealing with how adorable it is.

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@Schubes17

5 years

Life update: I finished a book last night

Potterless

@PotterlessPod

5 years

THAT LAST CHAPTER WAS SO GOOD, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO HAVE THAT DAMN EPILOGUE AFTERWARDS?

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

Hello, @hankgreen ! This is me shamelessly shooting my shot to see if you'd care to be a guest on @MeddlingAdults . I know that you listen to the show because you were kind enough to shout it out on a podcast before, so... want to put the pedal to meddle and guest on the podcast?

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

11 months

lol things are getting wild. Thank you to everyone who has helped me get to this point. I’m beyond grateful and so happy💙

The Newest Olympian

@NewestOlympian

11 months

Big Podcast Boy has become Big Premiere Boy 🌊🔱⚡️

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Mike Schubert

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3 years

Biden pausing student loan repayments and shipping out free COVID tests is proof that bullying the gov't works and we should be doing more of it. Great place to start is taking both of these policies to the next step by cancelling loan debt and reinstating unemployment benefits.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

Happy to announce the name of my new podcast covering my first ever read-through of the Percy Jackson series: The Newest Olympian! Starting in September, I’ll be posting weekly episodes of @NewestOlympian rather than @PotterlessPod (though I’ll post there sporadically) SO STOKED!

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

Kids in 2092 are gonna be so mad when they get their history exam questions about us wrong. “IF IT TOOK PLACE IN 2020, WHY WAS IT CALLED COVID-19?!”

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

does Instagram think I’m a fuckin airport

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Mike Schubert

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Kobe’s daughter and her teammate being in the crash makes this so much more crushing. Praying for all the families affected by this loss.

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Saw a dude litter on the street and I stopped him and shamed him into picking it up and throwing it into a trash can and I FEEL ALIVE.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

2 years

@soph_minnie @ProManimalUnity Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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who let this man in here. @MattPostSaysHi

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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Apple in 2017: removes headphone jack from iPhone Apple in 2019: removes credit card number from credit cards Apple in 2021: removes Earth from orbit #AppleEvent

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

6 years

The internet is dope because sometimes you bump into people in the bathroom of museums in Italy that ask, “Wait, are you Mike from @PotterlessPod ?” and then everyone else in line looks VERY CONFUSED.

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Mike Schubert

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3 years

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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BLM: We're protesting for equality and an end to the needless killing of Black people. COPS: We can't let you do that. MAGA: We don't like this election result so we're going to trespass the Capitol. COPS: Right this way.

Igor Bobic

@igorbobic

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Protesters have breached the Capitol. They’re outside the Senate chamber

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Mike Schubert

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Twenty-nine? More like twenty-FINE, AMIRIGHT?! (Of course these are candid, I always dress up like this to edit my podcasts)

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

YOU NEEDED SUPPLEMENTAL OXYGEN TWICE, STEROIDS, AND EXPERIMENTAL TREATMENT. FUCK RIGHT OFF, DONNY.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

I will be leaving the great Walter Reed Medical Center today at 6:30 P.M. Feeling really good! Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life. We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge. I feel better than I did 20 years ago!

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Mike Schubert

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A reminder to talk to your parents and family members about #BlackLivesMatter . What started as conversations with my parents led to them attending a George Floyd memorial in their neighborhood and eventually led to my mom dunking on the people who posted excuses for not attending

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Mike Schubert

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6 years

After 4 years of moving about and pretending to be an engineer, I'm headed to New York City to work in digital marketing for podcasts! To my NYC friends, let's hang out and watch the Yankees win, watch the Knicks lose, and eat scrumptious Italian food.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

5 years

SISTER: Let’s play What Do You Meme? ME: 🙄🙄🙄 SISTER: *reads rules* The player with the most Instagram followers is the judge first. ME: *bangs gavel* I’m back in, BAYBEE!

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

TEXAS, PLEASE. IF YOU PULL THIS OFF, I WILL TAKE BACK EVERY MEAN THING I HAVE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU. I WON'T LAUGH OUT LOUD WHEN SPORTING EVENTS PLAY "DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS." I'LL SAY THAT LOUISIANA DRIVERS ARE WORSE THAN YOU. I'LL SAY YOUR PIZZA ISN'T *TOO* TERRIBLE. I'LL SA-

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4 years

Welp.

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Mike Schubert

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8 years

Oh wow, #BoycottHamiton worked!

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

5 years

BAE SHOWED UP THIS MORNING WITH BIRTHDAY KOLACHES, A HONEY BUTTER CHICKEN BISCUIT (ADD A FRIED EGG), AND CHOCOLATE MILK. GONNA HAVE TO MARRY THIS GIRL PRONTO.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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(they were taking too long to light the sparklers so we ate breakfast tacos.)

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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To all my fellow podcasters out there having to explain podcasts to your relatives, I’ve found success with this analogy: Podcasting is to radio like Netflix is to television. It’s the same type of thing, but you listen on demand across many devices.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

5 years

Running into 2020 like... (Shoutout to Danielle Salerno for taking incredible engagement photos of me and @VoteForMeKellyB ! If you don’t want to see pictures of us being cute, unfollow me now bc I’ll be posting a bunch of these leading up to the wedding and I’m not sorry 💁‍♂️)

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This engagement photo is one of my favs because of @VoteForMeKellyB ’s expression. The classic “I have something up my sleeve” Kelly smile. Whether it’s putting her freezing hands on me to keep warm or... actually, it’s usually that. I’m excited for a lifetime of these faces 💖

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

Our tour guide for the Taj Mahal was a photography major, so our photos make it look like we got engaged again lol

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

2 years

The Little Mermaid discourse by those upset at the teaser.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

6 years

You know you've made it when people start making memes based on your podcast. Thanks, Molly!

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

This could be me becoming an old man or just how desperate I am for good news right now, but my Brussels sprouts just rang up for $1 less than the label stated on the package at the grocery and I FEEL ALIVE.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

Hey remember last year when we collectively decided to just not do April Fool's Day? That was bliss; can we do it again this year? And every year forever until the end of time?

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

2 years

After years of thinking I wasn't Italian, I was just from central Jersey, my mom's DNA test came back and said she's 26% Italian. My official statement on this news:

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

ME IN 2016: I think I'll end up making 30ish episodes of this Harry Potter podcast and I hope people enjoy it. ME IN 2021: Here's episode ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY-SIX with guests OLIVER PHELPS AND JAMES PHELPS.

Potterless

@PotterlessPod

3 years

If you want to listen to two of the nicest blokes around, @OliverPhelps and @James_Phelps , chat about pushing away naysayers, acting in the #HarryPotter films, and more, you can listen to the most recent episode of #Potterless on @spotifypodcasts here!

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

1 year

Just on my account or…

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@chartdata

1 year

Troy's "Bet On It" has now surpassed 100 million streams on Spotify.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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“I don’t know how to make a meringue... never made one...” YOU ARE ON THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF. DID YOU NOT FUCKING PRACTICE?! YOU KNEW YOU’D HAVE TO MAKE IT AT SOME POINT.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

My thoughts on turning 30 are best summarized by the description of a wine we bought here: “[I am] still very young, nevertheless [I am] of excellent pleasantness.” Thanks to everyone for the kind wishes, and thanks to Kelly for taking this photo and juicing an orange for it.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

I retract all of the curses I directed at LEGO when I stepped on pieces in my bare feet.

Kotaku

@Kotaku

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LEGO asks stores to stop advertising police, White House sets.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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I can FINALLY tweet this evergreen meme now from experience rather than just “I’ve heard Rick is good!”

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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MSG JUST HAD ME ON THE DANCE CAM DANCING TO RAGGAETON FOR LIKE A FULL MINUTE. I FEEL ALIVE. (shoutout to my friend Nick from elementary school being at the game and taking photos)

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

3 years

Hello, Twitter mutuals. Just curious, completely apropos of nothing, for no particular reason, have any of you read the main Percy Jackson books before?

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

Biden saying “We do not celebrate a candidate, but a cause. The cause of democracy.” actually sums it up pretty well. I didn’t want to vote for you, but I basically had to. Please prove me wrong, Joe.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

2 years

my inbox will never know peace.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

4 years

want me to pass them a note in study hall?

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

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Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?

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@Schubes17

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I just bought EXTREME HOLD PERFORMANCE HAIRSPRAY for the wedding. Soon I will reach my final form.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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I am at a wedding in Texas. So is Vanilla Ice. What is happening.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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"If we gave everyone $2000 checks, how would we fund our defense department?" "If we defund the police, who will protect us?"

DEI-on Slanders

@frazierapproves

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Defense budget like eleventy trillion, and some dudes that look like this just ran up in our shit

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You, a simpleton: *Googles "quid pro quo" because you're unsure what it means* Me, someone who took Latin in high school: "IT'S FINALLY PAYING OFF, BABY!"

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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I'm a straight white male. Society has given me a lot of privilege. It's not fair, and I hate that it's not fair. I don't want to sit comfortably, I want the system to change. I've been reading and listening so I can educate myself and use my voice for good. #BlackLivesMatter

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@Schubes17

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@thisjenlewis everyone: "Hello, how are you today?" ALIEN: "hElLo, hOw ArE yOu ToDaAaYyYy?"

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

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Fun fact: I turned “I took Latin in high school” into a recurring @PotterlessPod bit because someone messaged me telling me to stop saying it so much. It eventually became my BRAND. Excited to do the same for @NewestOlympian .

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@Schubes17

4 years

Imagine if he just wore a mask in public earlier. I can't help but think his base would've been more okay with them and tons of lives would've been saved. It's so sad.

Jesse Lehrich

@JesseLehrich

4 years

truly incredible.

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How can 1980 be 40 years ago if it's still 20 years ago

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IT'S CHRISTMAS! TIME TO BUST OUT THE PLAYLIST.

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@Schubes17

5 years

Shoutout to the first ever article written about @PotterlessPod that ended with “it is sad to say that Schubert might not make it in podcasting.”

Potterless

@PotterlessPod

5 years

Hit some pretty significant milestones yesterday.

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This caption put me at -602 on Twitter, so I just went with the IG screenshot. #Vote and #VoteEarly , everyone.

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Mike Schubert

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At the movie theater seeing Knives Out and the poster for Cats says “YOU WILL BELIEVE.” Believe in what? Cats? Are we not all on the same page here about cats? Are there cat-truthers among us?

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5 years

what the hell do flat earthers think the moon is

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@Schubes17

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Me putting together my 2019 financials: ugh, I spent so much on stamps Me putting together my 2020 financials: fuck yeah, I spent so much on stamps

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Mike Schubert

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5 years

Beer pong is the golf of drinking games: · takes up a lot of room · lasts forever · is boring to watch · only a few people can play at a time · white dudes are convinced they're better at it when drunk

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4 years

Just when you think the video of the old man being pushed down can't get any worse, THE COPS JUST WALK PAST HIM. Arrest the cops who pushed him, fire everyone who just left him on the ground bleeding.

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Mike Schubert

@Schubes17

5 years

I don't know what to say, but I am furious that angry white dudes keep killing innocent people with guns and nothing changes and it just keeps happening over and over and over again. WHEN WILL THIS END. My heart is with you El Paso; I hope our government gets its act together.

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Mike Schubert

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My parents and wife insisted we sit in the living room and listen to the first episode of @ModernMuck together like a family back in the day listening to the radio :’) THEY FREAKING APPLAUDED WHEN IT WAS OVER 😭😭😭 Life is good right now ❤️

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Mike Schubert

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5 years

This next set of photos from our wedding is hugs because I miss them so dearly. Here’s hoping we can return to a hug-filled world soon enough ❤️ #mikeandkellytaketheleap

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Like a contestant on The Bachelor, Danielle asked if she could steal @VoteForMeKellyB and I for a minute from the dancefloor because she had set up a special photo opportunity. I’ll admit, not-dancing was very low on my to-do list, but boy was this photo worth it 💖

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