*math teacher gets pulled over*
Cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Teacher: What time is it?
Cop: 2:53… why?
Teacher: If I left the school at 2:45, and it’s 2.3 miles away, how fast was I was going?
Cop (speaks into radio): I need back up. Bring a calculator.
Student: I didn’t know we had an assignment
Teacher: …
Student: How was I supposed to know?
Teacher: …
Student: Why aren’t you saying anything?
Teacher: …
Student: Oh, because you assigned it in Schoology and I got several notifications about it?
Teacher:
SOCIAL EXPERIMENT: If you come across this tweet, reply with a gif of what your hobby is outside of your work as an educator. DO NOT read the other replies before you do.
🚨 BIG NEWS 🚨
Schoology signs definitive agreement to be acquired by
@MyPowerSchool
, creating the most comprehensive unified classroom solution for
#K12
education
Learn more 👇
To all of the female educators around the world who are transforming students' lives, Happy International Women's Day! Thank you for doing what you do.
#InternationalWomensDay
#IWD2019
**Teacher finishes explaining new activity she's excited about**
Teacher: So, any questions? I would really love to know what you think!
**Student raises hand**
Teacher: Yes?!
Student: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher:
Ladies, if a guy...
- knows all of your grades
- talks to your parents
- reminds you there’s a game
- is loved by your teachers
This guy is not a guy at all.
It is Schoology.
With recent events having the potential to close schools, we want to provide you with resources to help keep learning going.
So we created a Distance Learning Readiness Kit with:
📚eBooks
🧠Articles & blog posts
💻Best practices webinar
And more!
#Happythanksgiving2019
from us to you! 🦃🍽
Want the chance to win a special
#Thanksgiving
prize? (it might just be 🧦😳)
Reply to this tweet with what you’re thankful for to be entered!
🚨 Attention! 🚨
We have some very exciting news...Schoology Ambassador applications are now open!
We're looking for:
🧠 Expertise
💪 Leadership
🗣 Engagement
Learn what it really means to be a part of this amazing group, and how to apply here:
🚨Twitter Contest Alert🚨
Want to win the most in-demand Schoology swag ever? Yep, we're talking about...🧦🧦🧦
Just answer the question below!
What is your go-to
#BackToSchool
activity to get to know your new students?
(Our favorite answers win socks)
🔊 Big news!
We know many of you are
#NotAtNEXT
. But, there's one thing you won't be missing out on... the keynotes!
You can livestream the keynotes each morning starting Wednesday.
Thank you
@awscloud
for making
#SchoologyNEXT
livestream happen 👏
It’s only Tuesday, but we have some news that will get you excited for Friday (even more than usual!)
We’re bringing our new user experience to iOS! 📱
So, what does this mean?
💡 A more modern & intuitive experience
🤩 Improved navigation
And more...so, who’s excited?
Spouse: Hey honey, how was work?
Tech Coach: We introduced SAMR to the teachers today!
Spouse: When did he start?
Tech Coach: Who?
Spouse: Sam R?
Tech Coach:
We don't know about you, but we're still not over the excitement of individually assigning folders 🤩
What are your plans for making the most out of this feature?
Now that you know individually assigning folders is available, you may be wondering...
❓When should I individually assign a folder?
❔How do I individually assign a folder?
❓How do students access these folders?
We have these answers and more
We want to thank everyone who attended
#SchoologyNEXT
and those
#NotAtNEXT
who still followed along online! We hope you had as great of a time as we did
Teacher Appreciation Week is just around the corner. We're so excited to announce...5 Days—5 Questions—5 Prizes!
All you have to do is:
📚 Look out for a question on Twitter each morning May 7-11
✏️ Reply using
#TeacherApprecationWeek
& tag us
Best answers will win a prize!
Today,
@MyPowerSchool
announced it has completed the acquisition of Schoology, marking a major step toward bringing enhanced personalized learning technology to
#K12
classrooms
Principal: Can I see you in my office?
Teacher: So you heard about me telling the kids I'd
get any tattoo they wanted if they all aced the exam?
Principal: What?!
Teacher: Oh… jk
Officially 1️⃣ week until the reboot of
#SchoologyChat
!
Raise your hand if you're excited 🙋♀️
Thank you to
@PhilipPulley
and
@MrsDPatt
for helping us put together this awesome reboot
Today's
#SchoologyChat
with
@MyPowerSchool
has been cancelled. We will keep you updated on a new date where we can continue to discuss
#RemoteLearning
.
We continue scaling Schoology for the increased demand we're experiencing. You can read more here
Hey teachers! How do you feel about run-on sentences that should have ended much sooner but continue to keep going and going until you reach the point that you want to stop reading altogether because you can’t take any more of the mostly meaningless words needed to make a point?
Are you the go-to technology resource at your school?
It may be time to transition from teacher to instructional technologist
Here are 6 steps to help you take on this new role
Announcing
#SchoologyCompass
!
Today we launched a new set of self-service resources and tools to help Schoology customers advance what’s possible.
(available only for Schoology Enterprise customers)
#FindYourWay
with Schoology Compass:
Schoology + Google = Mind Blown 🤯
Combining these two powerful tools can help support your vision of learning, making them the perfect pair 🍐
See how it works:
Schoology has added support for Split View on iOS devices. Split View is an iOS specific feature that allows users to view two applications simultaneously on qualified iPad devices. Learn more:
#FeatureFriday
#LMS
#mlearning