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6 days

I'm not only going to retweet this, I'm also going to pin it so that every time I go to my profile it's the first thing I see.

Matthew Dowd

@matthewjdowd

8 days

some advice for the next 100 days in the most consequential election of my life: ignore the postings of politico and axios, don't listen to much of the chatter on tv news media, disregard hot takes from people who don't pause and reflect, and let's have some fun electing Kamala.

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@Scattered211

6 years

I'm no one special. I don't have tons of followers and I most certainly won't go on to do anything noteworthy in my life. But I am 22 years old and I'm doing all that I can to bring others to the polls to vote tomorrow. I hope every one of you will do the same.

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I just emptied a half a bag of M&M's inside my face mask and now I'm eating them like a horse with a feedbag

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3 years

I go through this every fucking morning.

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I know it's the Onion.....but this is the truth.

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3 years

I watched President Biden's speech. I stand with President Biden. And yes I know I will lose so many followers.

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2 years

DeSantis telling people to donate money to a fund managed by his wife seems problematic at the very least. Kinda smells like swampwater and fraud all mixed together.

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3 years

Lindsey Graham is a bucket of shit.

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3 years

How the fuck is it illegal to give a person some water?

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4 years

I made biscuits for the first time and they came out fucking awesome.

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5 years

This is the kind of thing that makes me smile. Please let this happen....Two Former Federal Prosecutors Predict Ivanka Will Be Indicted On Fraud Charges In New York – Deep Left Field

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3 years

Can someone tell me what TF is with the republican obsession with trying to villanize Dr. Fauci? I honestly don't understand it. It's just really odd.

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3 years

Holy fuck. Cornyn...."what about Hillary's emails??" OMFG. Do the GOP have little rooms inside their brains where hillary lives?

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3 years

Dear Senator Sinema, I don't find you funny or quirky or edgy or whatever it is that you are trying to project. I think you are a common asshole who has no business sitting in a Senate seat. Signed, An asshole who knows an asshole when she sees one.

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7 months

Catturd is trending so I just wanted to take the opportunity to remind everyone of this little gem:

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3 years

This pisses me off.

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4 years

Oh my God stupid magas are going to be drinking bleach now

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3 years

I can only speak for myself but this doesn't scream "masculinity" to me.

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3 years

Is fucktastrophy a word? I feel like it should be a word.

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3 years

I am NOT eating this banana

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3 years

Holy fuck. Sinema didn't even bother to show up and vote. What an asshole.

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3 years

Anybody else have a really bad day and not shoot anyone?

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4 years

Ted Lieu is having none of Barr's bullshit.

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3 years

This is what Beto O'Rourke is doing while that fucker ted cruz is in Cancun Mexico. That's right. Cruz is in Cancun while the people of Texas suffer and die. He doesn't even try to hide what a POS he is anymore.

Beto O'Rourke

@BetoORourke

3 years

For those who have power or who are outside of Texas - we are calling senior citizens across the state this evening to see how we can connect them with assistance where needed. You can join us here:

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@Scattered211

3 years

Alex Jones is turning on the former guy.Roger Stone is turning on Steve Bannon&called him: "a fat ugly inarticulate poorly groomed alcoholic with delusions of grandeur." Waiting to see what Bannon's response will be & can we please add Stephen Miller to the mix? I love this shit.

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3 years

I'm sorry I tweeted that the Greene woman had serious neck girth and sausage fingers. Except she does. But I shouldn't have tweeted it.

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3 years

Oh. And Adam and Eve are trending? Okay, well, if God created them then why do they have belly buttons?

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3 years

I am not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to the family picnic.

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3 years

Fuck Franklin Graham. And fuck Lindsey Graham. But not graham crackers because they are a s'mores ingredient.

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2 years

Just so we're really clear about this: we Democrats don't want Susan Sarandon. She's not a Democrat and she's not a liberal. She's one of the reasons that we had to endure trump for 4 years and are still having to endure him. She's also an asshole.

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3 years

lol. all the magas are crying and hating on Chris Wallace because he called Jen Psaki one of the best press secretaries ever. He's right and they know it. She handles the idiots like Doocy with ease.

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@Scattered211

5 years

Can you imagine being this pathetic? Trump Says He Turned Down Time’s Person of the Year Honor via @VanityFair

Trump Says He Turned Down Time’s Person of the Year Honor

Time, meanwhile, begs to differ.

www.vanityfair.com

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Is it appropriate for an adult to make a blanket fort at 5:00 on a Friday evening?

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@ALT_uscis @DineshDSouza @IngrahamAngle @AnnCoulter ewwww...I knew about ingraham but I didn;t know about coulter...how gross. What a gross guy,

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3 years

When an EMT/ firefighter cries you know you are fucked.

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2 years

@RonFilipkowski I like how this whole thing has Jesus, Guns, Babies, Death by Firing Squand AND includes a promo code for saving up to 66% off at MyPillow. com. It's got everything a MAGA could want.

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3 years

Here's something weird I noticed.....I have a favorite stove burner. Right front.

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5 years

Uhhh....NO. It's fucking KIDNAPPING not adoption. Use the correct words...........AP: Migrant children may be adopted after parents are deported

AP: Migrant children may be adopted after parents are deported

Holes in immigration laws are allowing state court judges to grant custody of migrant children to American families without notifying their deported parents, the Associated Press reported Tuesday.T…

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4 years

Justice #amycovidbarrett is in essence killing thousands of Americans for Jesus. That fucking bitch.

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3 years

omg

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3 years

Lest anyone has forgotten, in addition to pardoning Roger Stone and Paul Manafort, trump also gave a very special pardon to these "fine fellows" in the form of a prison release.

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3 years

The anti-vaxxers are currently rubbing asbestos on themselves.

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If you stir coconut oil into your kale it makes it easier to scrape it into the trash.

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3 years

When social distancing is finally over let's not tell some people.

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4 years

LOL......"hackers". Have you checked the trump family's accounts?

The Associated Press

@AP

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BREAKING: Wisconsin Republican Party chairman says hackers stole $2.3 million from account dedicated to Trump reelection.

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3 years

Bill Gates had naked pool parties? Really?

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3 years

LOLLLlllllll.......Matt & Marge are now threatening to sue people because no one will let them host their hate rally in their cities.

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4 years

As heartless as it sounds I'm still going to say it. People that go to these Trump Superspreader events need to have their hand inked. And when they show up at hospitals sick with COVID19 they should be turned away.Let them take care of themselves or let those Megachurches do it

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3 years

Has anyone seen Kevin McCarthy's balls?

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3 years

Okay Cuomo is a pig and will be charged and will have to step down or be removed pronto....but what's the holdup with Gaetz?

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3 years

Hobby Lobby can kiss my fabulous atheist ass.

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Trump's gonna end up using Sydney Powell and Lin Wood. And it all better be televised because I would not miss that shit for the world.

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4 years

She's ruined it. Just like the trumps ruin everything. No color. She hacked down the cherry trees. It looks cold and sterile and joyless.

Melania Trump 45 Archived

@FLOTUS45

4 years

Excited to honor history & celebrate the future in our beautiful @WhiteHouse Rose Garden this evening. Thank you to all who helped renew this iconic & truly gorgeous space.

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@Scattered211

4 years

I just want everyone to know that I just looked at trumps latest tweet and he is fucking out of his mind.

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4 years

How do I make a Thanksgiving dinner for one?

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3 years

Just a heads up.....we are pissed.

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I have no children. Just dinosaurs.

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Trump's very own Bay of Pigs.

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Kyrsten Sinema broke her foot when the strap on her Forever 21 sandal broke and caused her to trip over the piles of dirty corporate money stacked up in the middle of her Pottery Barn-themed bedroom.

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3 years

Kentucky Representative Thomas Massie Tweeted that members of the military have told him they will ‘quit if the COVID vaccine is mandated."I'm not in the military but I have questions.Don't they have to do things like obey their commanding officers?Aren't other vaccines mandated?

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@RealCandaceO Then ya need to stop wearin pants and suit coats Candy.

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5 years

Anyone else hoping that Nancy Pelosi holds onto those Articles of Impeachment until trump and the entire GOP's collective balls shrivel up and fall off? It's one of my Christmas wishes.

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3 years

Why didn't Jill Biden prevent the crack in the Liberty Bell huh?

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I love the Scottish people.

🟧 Chuck And Jim 🏳️‍🌈 👬🐻🌊🌎 #IDWP #BlueCrew 

@fireman452a

3 years

Trump’s golf course in Scotland has been forced to increase security because Scottish men keep trespassing/breaking in and shitting into the holes. Now THAT has got to be something of a surprise to the people playing the course??? 🤣🤣🤣

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Ted fucking Cruz talking about Charles Manson when a woman who is a self-described Handmaiden is going to be filling Ruth Bader Ginsburgs SCOTUS seat is really just all we need to know about this Senate Hearing isn't it? What a fucking farce. I fucking hate all of it.

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Anyone else wake up feeling unsettled because the Secretary of State is a Dominionist who has a fetish for the End Times and a lust for the Rapture?Couple that with the Sec.of Defense looking like a guy that just got hired from a temp agency. Totally cool and normal right?

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So today's the day they put their official stamp on it eh? No more GOP. Officially the party of trump. Party of lost souls and sell-outs. Power is the only thing that matters. Full out embrace of racism and xenophobia. Dead behind the eyes. Good luck with that you fuckers.

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3 years

lol. Josh Hawley's wife caught him watching porn.

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3 years

Josh Hawley says more men today are watching porn and playing video games because their masculinity has been criticized.

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I never realized how pussified Republican men were until l started seeing their tweets openly weeping about Savannah Guthrie being "aggressive in her questioning". JFC grow a pair. Or at least consider a strap-on.

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4 years

It sounds bad but I'm going to admit it. I wish each and every one of these people would get sick with the virus. I wish these people would be forced to remain in that fenced in area for 2 weeks. Like cattle. Quarantine them so they can't infect others.I know. I'm horrible

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Looks like we’re heading for another Trump super-spreader event - this time Nevada. No distancing, no masks.

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I really like this bird's hat.

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@BarbaraJMay2 I don't care if it's wrong.....I'm laughing my ass off right now😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Sorry that I tweeted that perhaps Marsha Blackburn should be more concerned with the birds nest currently being built in her hair than about someone else's 10 year old tickets. It's true but some people got all offended by it. You know what? I'm actually not sorry. Fuck it.

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4 years

Please don't hate me but I won't be voting for Hillary Clinton in this election.

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3 years

The fact that anti-vaxxers have stolen "My Body My Choice" really really pisses me off.

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This is some grade school bullshit right here.

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omg. Witness:"He could have been more compliant"..... Prosecutor" "MORE compliant? How could he have been more compliant?? "Witness:"he should have been resting comfortably" Prosecutor:"Resting comfortably ....ON THE PAVEMENT?"

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I see she's still shopping at Forever 21.

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OMFG. She just said in front of everybody "You are my favorite son". WTF?

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4 years

Don't make fun of me but I am watching Frosty the Snowman. That's normal right?

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Omg. Barr was at that thing too! Oh please oh please oh please.

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3 years

If the GOP in the Senate are going to try and stall Merrick Garland's appointment as AG then Biden needs to put Sally Yates in as acting AG. Although I'd prefer he put in Hillary just to fuck with them.

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Katie Poter just ripped Manchin a new asshole on Stephanie Ruhle.

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A Haiku about being an adult: I am so tired Where did all my money go What is all this shit

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@JDFitch @RedStateDem_ @johngermany @realDonaldVoter @seanhannity @MaddowBlog @Disney I meet George Soros at Dairy Queen to pick up my ginormous check!

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Okay. That's her name from now on. #amycovidbarrett .That fucking bitch.

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3 years

Andrea Mitchell, Dana Bash and Chuck Todd are all just one person wearing wigs and beard disguises.

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I just ate a Triscuit and this is what I imagine it must be like to eat a piece of wicker furniture.

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Fuck you Texas. Fuck you straight to hell.

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@Scattered211

4 years

@PresElectBiden @POTUS @JoeBiden @FLOTUSBiden @SenKamalaHarris @SecondGentleman @Transition46 I'm filling up with so much hope. Thank you. I think you're going to be a great President.

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How can that Arizona recounting bullshit be allowed to continue? It's not even sane. Literally being run by a nutjob.

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Watching that orange asshole get emasculated in public was a glorious moment. And the fact that he is screaming right now.....yelling and screaming at those sycophants around him because he was made a fool of by 2 women.....makes me happy inside.

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3 years

Boebert is why we have to have directions on shampoo bottles.

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Lauren Boebert has sent a release calling to impeach Biden, but she has messed up the logo here

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MAGAS climbing into their pickup trucks to start a jihad against baseball now.

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I wonder if Evangelicals realize that we atheists are hoping for the Rapture even more than they are.

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How are we supposed to fix the MAGA problem? I mean seriously how do we fix it?

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I fucking hate Nikki Haley. I don't care who she is fucking related to or what her fucking job is. She is literally a walking asshole with hair and ears.

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I mean they're just openly rooting for Putin now. It's fucking insane.

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I cannot stress enough how completely and utterly opposite Merrick Garland responses to questions are from Barr's. Straight, forthright answers. Truthful,serious and jfc what an honest man.

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3 years

Maybe it's weird, but my family always rolls their sweet corn over a stick of butter. We don't use a knife to butter it.

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Lemme get this straight.The GOP tripped over themselves getting Bubba impeached for blowjobs and cum on a navy dress .But they say that using the office of the Presidency to extort a foreign government into digging up dirt on a rival isn't worth even a look see? The fuck is that?

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