Aunty Social @Sc0fy_ Twitter profile

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Aunty Social

3 years

Over here we are taking one day at a time. We are accepting failure as part of growth and we are celebrating all wins no matter how small they are. Blessed week.

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Aunty Social

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3 years

Glovo rider has eaten my order LOL

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5 years

How you look at your computer when your boss passes by 😂😂

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3 years

Nurse wa Nairobi hospital kesho kwa Edgar Obare: "Hide my ID"

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2 years

I have tried to surprise my kikuyu person. He didn’t know I am coming to his place. Now I have tried that movie thing where they wear a silk gown and heels and sat there waiting for him to open the door. This person has opened the door and casually asked “heh you’re going out?”😭

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3 years

The boat or the point?

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3 years

Kids are rowing to school in waters that have crocodiles....let that sink in

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3 years

Aga Khan wiped out my November salary and some more just for 2 nights and a surgery. I learnt my lesson the hard way coz I kept postponing updating my medical insurance. Maybe you can learn from my mistakes.

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4 years

“Waiter niitie ule mlembo muulize anakunywa whitecap gapi“

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3 years

What in the pipeline is going on in Lavington. Lol

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4 years

Christmas at Shagz 🍻 My dad was more than willing to share a can of @WhiteCapLager with me. Last frame he was asking when are we going to drink it 🥰🥰 #ALegacyofPerfection #PaidPartnershipwithDIAGEO

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5 years

Utatweet ama utaweka buckets nje? 😭😭😭

Panic! At The PitStop

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It's actually raining in Langata...

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6 years

Dude wanted to say "My number" but pickup line went to sleep with the angels. I kennot!😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Amkeni tulee mtoto wetu na Ombachi

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2 years

If they appoint Martha Karua, I will vote for the 1st time!

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4 years

My Plans. 2020

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3 years

Hahaha I was also bullied at work because I lived paycheck to paycheck. I was made fun of because I could only afford chicken inn on pay day. When the girlies used to go buy shoes, I could sit it out because, with what money? They could act so surprised and laugh in my face

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5 years

When the receptionist carries flowers towards the open plan office but passes you for the 5th time

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3 years

A 2 year curfew? Will we know how to live outside freely past 10pm?

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5 years

Who else opens the shower then stand away for like a minute

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4 years

Here is your genuine smile from a stranger this week. Happy Monday 🧡

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4 years

Tom did it first #DontRushChallenge

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4 years

Shaaaaa have y'all read this? Babu Owino is messed up. I don't want to believe there are young girls who still attend his parties.

Hide my Identity: My Encounter with Babu Owino - BNN

A Kenyan woman came forward with her story on an encounter she had with Babu Owino in Kileleshwa at her Airbnb apartment, and this is her story: A Kenyan woman came forward with her story on an...

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3 years

Vasha guys on Monday

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3 years

Me after someone I was pretending not to see calls my name.

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4 years

My first day at my new job needed a Prada laptop bag 😍😍 wish me luck 😊

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4 years

Master Theophilus Theodre. Sina nguvu 😂😂😂😂

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3 years

Maybe Jane Mugo is investigating this wash wash business. I believe in my girl. She has already set up the Teddy bears for assignment

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4 years

I had 30 years to learn how to drive 😭😭😭😭 I wasted them on men, alcohol and computer packages 😭😭

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2 years

Na hii kizungu? 😂😂😂

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2 years

@kinyuaWaMuthoni Academic righting bana😂😂😂

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3 years

Jana mtu kwa spaces alisema very boldly he doesn't hire women because they take more leave days since they take care of homes and children. Men only take days off because they maybe drunk a lot the previous day. Awuoro big time.

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4 years

Me to kidnappers "Ni vizuri ata nisiende job Monday"

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3 years

Then I made fire tumbukiza with my sister in law on the other side of the phone guiding me 🥺🥺

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6 years

Hii ni ruracio ya Kenya. Tunapeanwa wasee 😂😭

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3 years

When I started with 35K Gross for 1 year, I got another job and thought it would be on the 60s. Lol, I was offered 35K net for probation. After 3 months my salary was increased to 40K but now being taxed, so a net of 32K. Nilienda home nikalia nikalala then went back to work🤣

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4 years

Their relationship has gone South?

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Kaskazini has been evicted from Sol Generation

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4 years

Just a good skin care routine and a good camera. #FreeBeyonc é

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6 years

Gosh. Work hard so that your daughters don't come brag about a 3k concert ticket on the internet, bought by a boy in campus who had to forego Kibao for 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

State of the nation 2020 - 2021

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3 years

Imagine going to a man's house and being impressed by serviettes and tissues 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

Have you ever drank with someone who spoke of wealth and connections they have but nothing to show?

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3 years

"Scofy wewe ndio unajuanga kama tumelipwa, pesa imeingia?"

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5 years

Spotted another pothole in Athi River 😍😍😍

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4 years

Nimepewa quotation na Movers wale professional and I think buying my Lorry is cheaper. 😳😳😳

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4 years

Sisi wale tunajua kugift ndio hatuna mtu wa kugift. Lord works in mysterious ways

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3 years

Mum has written a whole article huko Facebook of how she tried different methods to stop me from sucking my thumb 😭😭😭

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3 years

Previously on reality,

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3 years

This time around my father and I have played down 🤣🤣

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4 years

Ni kama jua, ni kama machungwa iko na eyebrows. Whew!

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4 years

Then hamna difference 🤭🤭

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Watu wakiamka na mabibi zao mimi naamka na headache

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4 years

Anyway #30Yo tunaenda wapi leo?

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3 years

The rest is Eloi! A cry for help 😢

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3 years

The ‘d’ in Elodie stands for drama

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2 months

Yaani you are killing us over a finance bill you can rework? What happens when we vote you out? #RejectFinanceBill2024

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3 years

Let me tell you. If you are in digital marketing, learn all the skills you can. Graphic design, advertising, email marketing, monitoring, tracking, etc...just have a grasp of something. You will need it.

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3 years

Ata passport ni East African. Tupewe holiday buana

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6 years

Muslims hiyo holiday ikikosa kuwa Friday jueni Moonatulet down!!

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@Sc0fy_

7 years

But you are sleeping with yours 😭😭😭😭

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7 years

You dont have to sleep with your boss to get a promotion. Work hard and Trust in GOD. #40DaysOfGlory

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4 years

Category is skin and teeth

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3 years

Best health insurance for an individual? That has good maternity care package? 💀

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6 years

Someone in the office has just shouted "Nyinyi madem mko bado hapa machali wenu wataoga saa ngapi?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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1 month

Eish please!

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1 month

Forgive Osama Otero or post yourself?

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3 years

Women are working on themselves, they are starting from scratch at 40s and 50s. Taboos topics around motherhood are being opened up. We are fending for ourselves. Look at the next gen, high school girls are speaking up. We know it's not a one day's job, but we continue!!

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3 years

Joy Kendi is a goddess 😭😭

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4 years

I do believe in "Kama ni yako ni yako" but I also strongly believe in "Kama unaitaka, you must give it your best"

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6 years

Nairobi Queens 😂😂😂

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3 years

Dress by @AfricanYuva but not for a small meeting 🤭🥰

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6 years

Campus gehls before going as squad to one date. "Hapa ni kukula! Sitaki kuskia mtu ameitisha kitu amewahi onja"

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6 years

When you move out from a bedsitter to a One bedroom..

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Nani alisema nyumba lazima ikue na furniture?! 😂

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6 years

KOT tugawane. Group moja ifuate story ya Tax ingine ifuate ya Jowie Joe angalau tusipoteze focus.

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5 years

Plesdent Kingstone

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5 years

Ata sijawai skia Jina ya president wa Jamaica

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8 years

In such a crowd, you hold your bag and phone so tight to avoid it being snatched forgetting the real thieves are addressing you

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3 years

Mombasa road peeps, love and brake lights 🧡

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3 years

To tell someone "Don’t explain yourself" is easier when it is not you taking the heat. Please explain yourself and clear your name. People can't just spew hate because they can

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3 years

Anyway, usiogope kusema shida zako hapa. 99% will complain, 1% will provide you with an opportunity or vice versa. No one knows.

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3 years

Watu waliniibia strategy as an upcoming consultant wanataka kupartner na one of the companies I work for na proposal imeland kwa my desk. lqtm

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3 years

There's a lady who approached a trainer to achieve abs in a specific amount of time. She paid him and they started moving. Midweek, the trainer sees her indulging on pizzas and soda on whatsapp stories. The trainer refunds her the money she paid him. 😂

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4 years

Season 1 vs Season2

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7 years

Leg day 😂😂

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4 years

Saa zingine life hukaa tu kama pancake ya kwanza. But it's okay tutapika ingine 😭😭

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3 years

To alcohol, for sure

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6 years

Maybe one day women will text each other " Come with men, we have alcohol" Maybe one day

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3 years

Maybe September meant "Take a man out...OF YOUR LIFE" not out for a date 💀😭

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3 years

I am sorry, but this is BOMB 💣💣

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3 years

Styled by Ray

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3 years

Never been on a hospital bed until today. Breh I don't know if it's the illness that scares me, the needles or the bill. But I am doing better.

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3 years

Forget radio. IG influencers are taking your content and making short videos out of them 🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

Isimame tushuke

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3 years

All that to tell us all at once? Congratulations

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4 years

In one live show, Juliani has reminded us of our problems as a country, our initiative as the citizens and most importantly, our blessings and how far we've come 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 God Bless him #JulianiLive

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4 years

Bullers ni kina nani? 😭💀

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Bullers are also bullied. This street is not safe

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5 years

All I need is a Harrier now

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3 years

Ni watu hawajui boobs hukaa aje ama?

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5 years

Before replying "Well noted" on an email

WAMBUI 😘

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5 years

Huyu anafikiria yeye Ni Nani btw??

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3 years

Sundays are for @thebigfishke in a @_wangwe sweatshirt 🐟💙

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4 years

THREAD! Always wanted to recreate my 3 fav memes and replace the drink with @WhiteCapLager They didn't come out exactly the same, but we are here for thu fun 😆😆😆 #ALegacyofPerfection #PaidPartnershipwithDIAGEO 1.

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2 years

Someone said Magical Kenya Open. I showed up in the Kenya National flag colours! #MKO2022 @kenyaopen Jumpsuit by @africanyuva Hat 👒 from @forevertrendy22_

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4 years

Saa hizi Trio Mio ako entertainment akiimba unreleased songs. Lucky bastards

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4 years

Unapata chali yako ako na moods unamuuliza nini mbaya, anakushow umepost picha ulimtumia whatsapp huko IG. "I just thought I was special" Ah!

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6 years

I lack talent in choosing the matatu that will jaza haraka and leave. 😑

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3 years

@Komboi_jnr I stood up for myself. I started hanging out with different people. I got a side job. I put extra effort into work. I got promoted 5 times before leaving that agency, and I treated people who were under my supervision better.

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