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@AmArrif

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@AmArrif
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Ghafla Bin Vuu wezi wenye miraba minne na misuli tinginya wakaingia na kuipora siku hii njema by another 30 days... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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How prices are adjusted for inflation but salaries remain the same is still beyond me…
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Who called her a spoilt Meru girl and not Nkirotten? πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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She’s happy he’s back ndio asaidie mtoto kufanya homework ya CBC… you can see it. πŸ˜‚
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Kama si ivi daily nikitoka mjengo...
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@AmArrif
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Pray for me... Nothing is wrong. Only that I'll be spending the night at the Waterfront ndio kesho sherehe ikianza inipate ndani.
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@AmArrif
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De Bruyne...
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I just want to know who this white boy is. Vile amechachisha hapa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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The Mark X.
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Who is the bad driver? A B #KenyanTrafficQuiz #SEP2020
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@AmArrif
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Teacher: "Where did Jesus get the 2 Fish and 5 loaves he fed he's disciples?" Me: "From the small boy." Teacher: "Then why did you write @osumo_brad ?"
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@AmArrif
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Buda akikushow yeye na baba Joan walikua classmates alafu muitwe bash pale Runda... Me:
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@AmArrif
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"Niaje brathe, si unishike loan ya thao mbili... Kuna doh yangu nangoja kutoka kwa Buddha. Ikiingia ntakulipa." πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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Kenya: Tumeingia AFCON sasa.. Algeria:
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@AmArrif
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Sahii Trio Mio anaingia Physics double before lunch... πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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β€œUh, don’t stop.. Harder!! Don’t stop...” Mzee Njoti:
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@AmArrif
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Shout out to Ouko... 😁
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@AmArrif
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"Naona unatafuta mimba" should be enough affirmation.
@VinieO
Captain. Exuberant Gentleman
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When your babe shows up looking good, honestly say something, "You look so good my love! I really love the new outfit. It looks great on you!” Words of Affirmation πŸ”₯
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@AmArrif
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Young Muindi Mbingu celebrating after coming from detainment after 7 yrs for speaking to the Governor of Kenya in kiKamba. The year is 1945
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@AmArrif
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Mwalimu akikuuliza swali hujui kwa exam, unamwambia answer ile hajui pia... πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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"Simama udance kwa hii Paradiso kama unataka PS5.." Me:
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@AmArrif
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Haha huyo bouncer alikua anaishi on borrowed time. Unaenda holding na baby mama na mlatest? Kwani umesalimia Mungu na mkono gani? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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In Kenya we don't say "i don't want anything to do with that plan." We say, "Wacha tuone vile kutaenda, ntakushow.." and it's just Vibes!!
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In Kenya we don't say your partner is funny looking, we say "Wau, at least ako na roho poa" and I think that's epic πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
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@AmArrif
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First time seeing a Glenfiddich… 😍😍
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In Finland they paint deers’ antlers with reflective paint to prevent cars from hitting them and this will be my album cover if I ever do a solo project
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@AmArrif
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Hey you.. Yes, you. Thank you for supporting small hustles during these times. May your pockets never lack. πŸ™πŸΎ
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@AmArrif
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Gonna tell my kids this was Ndingi Mwana a'Nzeki...
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@Trevorasm Vunja unbeaten yako. Hata City walibeba ligi kama wamepigwa kadhaa... πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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One day we will wake up in our own homes... πŸ™
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@AmArrif
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I’m crying!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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Mambo yangu yameanza kwenda poa… I don’t want to jinx anything but I’m thankful. 🀲🏾
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@AmArrif
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Firstborn sons and daughters deserve all the good things in this life… πŸ˜”
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@AmArrif
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Who called it a dera and not a Free-Rinda?? RT to shame the devil.
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@AmArrif
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Women remember everything but to pay back a debt they owe you...
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@AmArrif
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Not really... It could mean, "hey, I noticed your collection. Here is an addition." πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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If you get cologne as a gift on your birthday, that simply means "hey you can smell better"
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@AmArrif
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No one: Sim simma, who's got the keys to my beamer?? Me: The flat bed driver... πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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@AmArrif
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Tukifika kwa gate ya new branch ya @osumo_brad hapo Westy… 😁
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@upscalebutta
CLASSY RATCHET 🍯
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30+ Twitter drop a picture to show how fine you is now...
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@AmArrif
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Mlisema Mombasa inaanzia Imara Daima ama?
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@RevLucyNatasha Hiyo ni moshi ya sheesha ya flavour gani?
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@AmArrif
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Ukienda math contest alafu uone maswali uanze kushangaa saa ya kudance gully creeper itafika saa ngapi… πŸ˜‚
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Ukiwa dunda alafu Bill iletwe ukumbuke ulibeba remote badala ya simu... πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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@EricoNeymar Hii inadai 496 friends... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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Kaskazini has been evicted from Sol Generation
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@AmArrif
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You get on Tiktok for 3 minutes and suddenly you’ve wasted 3 days on that app… πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
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Bite yako ya kwanza ya sembe ukichota nyama 3 unajua huko mbele utakua na unequal distribution of resources...
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@AmArrif
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December ikikaribia, nakumbukaga Trevor alienda Watamu akakwama. Ikabidi kijana auze dyab to the lowest bidder kama Tender. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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My G @kiarie_kangonga on the right is a baddie... πŸ˜‚
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In the spirit of young people in business, we took a shot at it and @PearlLiquor was born... RT our next Kitengela, Athi-River and Mombasa Road clients could be on your TL. Also, follow the IG page @black_pearl_liquor_store πŸ‘ŠπŸΎ
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@AmArrif
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Bensoul is mad talented!!!
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Prada Radar?
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@Kimanzi_ And the said, "ndogii"? πŸ€”
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@AmArrif
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Nimepewa quotation I say.. Safe to say, this is me.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Mothoni_ Hii sio kuwa childish. Ni rape manze.
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@AmArrif
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Today was a good day. Received the best news I could possibly get this COVID season and I can only thank God. Psalms 23.
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@AmArrif
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Muhindi hajatulipa so what do we do?? 😁
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16 years later... RIP King Wa South-C. Issa Mmari Wangui. πŸ–€
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Alhamdulilah my phone, laptops and accessories stock is almost over and I couldn’t thank you people who supported the hustle enough... Mwenyezi Mungu awazidishie. πŸ™πŸΎ
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@AmArrif
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@carolinespencer Is this tweet the Mara?? Coz it's wild...
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How do you trust someone who wants to be friends with everyone? I mean... πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ
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Mkumbuke wanalipa salary next week tena. Spend money to make space for another money… 😁😁
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iMessage is underrated…
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House hunting in Nairobi is madness.
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@gufydox Kwani ulikua karumanzira? 😁
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Zikishika alafu mtu akuulize kama unaeza mbuyia zile smokie na mayai hapo nje ya Deja Vu... Me:
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@droid254 Atakula kiapo aje? πŸ€”
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@AmArrif
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Throw away empty alcohol bottles please...
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Tier Free πŸ‡¬πŸ‡­
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Note To Self: Feed the main hustle as you do the side... πŸ₯΅
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MGM just pulls up with his Lenovo Thinkpad and fucks shit up... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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Sidhani kuna mdemu anapiga look consistently kama Rigoh... πŸ”₯
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The pilot:
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K24 TV
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Pilot has been flying Kenyans for 8 years with fake B+ KCSE certificate
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@AmArrif
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Najua wengine wenu concert imeisha na hamjasugua random babes and now you're shaking in disbelief... πŸ˜‚
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Genuine friendship.
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kaylaBae
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15. what’s something everyone should experience at least once in their life?
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@AmArrif
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Me and my mates moving to Kilimani from our respective ghettos... πŸ˜‚
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Kama 2 Billions zinapotea daily, Na tuko 40 million Kenyans si wakianza kupatia kila mtu 1 Billion daily, itachukua tu 40 days kama kila mtu ameomoka... shyet!!
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@AmArrif
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Anyone of you good people with a part-time tax and/or audit consulting gig in November and December, hit me up... Thanks πŸ’ͺ
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Today (and everyday)
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@AmArrif
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Mungu anisaidie niivishe hii tax and audit… There’s money to be made more so in the Oil and Petroleum sector. πŸ™πŸΎ 🀞🏾
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My circle has all kinds of professionals. A doctor, a DJ, a financial analyst, a finance guy, a digital marketing mans, a HR guy, a realtor, a pilot, a HR person and me the auditor… Watch this space. 🀞🏾
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Unavaa suti na huendi mahali. Mbona mnacheza na manguo za interview? 😁
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Burna aseme pix, arudi studio atuletee project ingine pls.
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Boys day out... πŸ’ͺ
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Nobody: ManU fans after being drawn with Barca:
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Nimeona akant balance… heh!!
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Ribena is a top drink if we are keeping it 99+1.
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@AmArrif
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Drinking alone is depressing... Hakuna mtu wa kuambia mauwongo, English ikitokea, unajiongelesha, hakuna waiter wa kuitisha icecubes.. Ah!
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Polite Reminder: Hakuna pesa kidogo...
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LMAO huyo jamaa ameshoot hiyo video amepiga Rekles filter kichizi hadi anakaa kama Snoop Dogg. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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Struggle ni izo eyebrows zako. " @Kateydee__ : PREVIOUSLY ON ZE STRUGGLE. RT Arif : Weh msee @RamzZy_ ebu RT hiyo wordplay ndio watu waicheck"
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@AmArrif
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Flexibility:
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@verbstract
V_RB
3 years
Kudos to all KE companies that have embraced working remotely to allow more flexibility in employees' daily lives.
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@AmArrif
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Ndio kutokea... 🀑
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@AmArrif
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@CycloneKenya1 Ni kumtuma bedroom alilie simu ya mamake ndio akuje mcheze nayo games mkingoja Jamo wa finance apige... πŸ˜‚
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@AmArrif
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Head on to YT and type "Best 90s-2000s Slow Jams Mix" then thank me later... 😏
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Kikulacho…
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