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@SarcasticGrunt

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Cybersecurity professional, former Army infantryman, and politically opinionated. I live off sarcasm and caffeine. I trust AI as much as my profile picture.

Joined November 2022
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@harmancipants Jokes on you, those are his kid’s faces
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@BNONews Imagine filing that insurance claim and explaining it to the adjuster.
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@EndWokeness Here, let me fix that. Sunday: US-Navy “I heard something weird in the area of the search…I can’t confirm though, so I’m not going to say anything because it might impair/distract the search if it’s not the sub…cause if it is the sub they’re already dead and it doesn’t make a
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@fuckedupfoods Things still on fire
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@WarMonitors Yes....**sniffles**...yes there has....
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@Lead_Flinger **taps sign**
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@IGN That's because it's...um...not play to win. Anything in the #HELLDIVER2 warbonds you can get with currency that can be found in game or purchased online. That and it's not PvP, there is no "winning", just surviving /completing missions. If a team-mate wants to support
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@Grummz Wikipedia is not here to...**checks notes**..."expose the truth." How does an encyclopedia work if it's not telling the truth?
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@Darcy4CO At the price of a Planet Fitness membership, I expect this type of stuff. But at the price of a Villa Sport membership? Time to revoke your membership.
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@BNONews Which ISIS…there are like 50 groups that all claim the name.
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@WarClandestine It’s not unnoticed…it’s just Russia; so no one believes them. They kinda got a long history of propaganda and lies. I mean we do too…bad example. What I’m trying to say is….trusting Russia on COVID would be like trusting the pentagon on UFOs.
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@AP I too thought it was an untrue conspiracy theory...then you said it.
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@iamyesyouareno What did he say that was wrong though?
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@Rothmus **Checks biography** Marine…yup, checks out.
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@nypost "Tense standoff with squatters"....she just changed the locks of her own house people were illegally in.
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@insultsrare But…that’s not an insult. Not saying you shouldn’t insult someone, feel free. But factory workers in the 1940’s were bad ass.
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@HazelAppleyard_ I disagree with her choice; but that tattoo is excellent humor.
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@CaptCoronado The entire Russian military wouldn't survive a week against Florida Man.
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@HelldiversAlert Helldive directly into the nest, drop a 500KG and 380MM and fucking run.
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@ShitpostGate So that’s why hospitals are so full these days
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@Mrgunsngear VA: “That’s only a 10% rating”
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@officejjsmart NATO and the CIA:
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@Car_Codie Wait till you see the one labeled Hiroshima.
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@LibertyCappy But she’s right…they have “Dwarven /Gnomish Rights”.
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@insultsrare Clearly he hasn’t read Fahrenheit 451
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@HelldiversAlert That’s Treasonous talk!
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@BNONews Premiere? Bro thought he was the main character.
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@BadMedicalTakes I think anyone without a pelvis is using a catheter.
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@GovMLG Congratulations, you’re a tyrant and a criminal now.
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@WowTerrifying That crab a little while later.
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@OmarRiverosays Um.... The fact that the Commander-in-Chief (guy with the nuke codes) is nervous debating someone else (especially with the rise of global conflict)...saying it's slightly concerning in an understatement.
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@Grummz No, but I found you in Spider Man.
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@BadMedicalTakes I had a stroke reading this.
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@almostjingo This got added and deleted a few times from his Wikipedia page:
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@MrTLexify I can't wait till #HelldiversII pulls a Halo 1 and has us fight Automatons and Terminids on the same map. Just like when the when The Flood got loose and we had to fight them an Covenant.
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@DocStrangelove2 Forward Unto Dawn was pretty good too.
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@ShaykhSulaiman What's going on with world leaders this week? Slovenia, Iran, now this.....did they whistle blow on Boeing or something?
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@Helldivers2HQ You don’t need to be able to kill a charger easily….you just have to be faster than your team mate.
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@WarMonitors People: NO ONE NEEDS A GUN LET ALONE A BMP-1; WHAT JUSTIFICATION COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE? Me: Fishing
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@FAFO_TV Fun fact: Neither physics nor mechanics care about you.
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@CaptCoronado Literally anyone can do that….that’s why they’re called “international waters”
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@Helldivers2HQ Joel located.
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@HelldiversAlert And this will be likely the last time we get to see them this close to appreciate the details…and not running for our lives.
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@mask_bastard Radiation Sickness Man
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@Helldivers2HQ Just remember, if they fix it, reward them by changing the reviews too.
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@sentdefender No boots on the ground....just floating 3-12 feet off the ground.
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@mask_bastard It made this meme that I identify with on a daily basis:
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@Grummz Oh dear, you said "bloodbath". The horror!
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@Morbidful Not condoning suicide, but saves on burial costs.
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@TravelGov I'm trying to think of any situation where traveling to Russia at all is a good idea....I got nothing...
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@Alphafox78 Speaking of school: 2 female teachers + 1 student = 3 people. Who was the fourth?
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@Emerald_Rose0 That's a selfish thing to say while supporting killing a human life.
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@ChristianPunsOG The "Prosperity Gospel"
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@OrwellNGoode I have never once, in my life, been influenced in a positive way by a billboard. I’m not for banning stuff, but I’m sure these things will phase out in the next decade or two by attrition. Then someone will have to clean them up.
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@Alex_Oloyede2 If Russia is saying Ukraine paid them, I'm going to automatically assume Russia paid them.
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@Faytuks It’s all fun and games until the CIA out bids you on your own mercenaries.
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@fema @CSFDPIO Going to be awkward when Russia (or someone) launches a nuclear strike at that time….everyone will think it’s the test.
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@AdrianDittmann …and this common sense will die in the senate. …and if by some miracle it passes the senate, then whoever is signing papers while Biden naps will veto it. …and if by some super miracle this overcomes a veto; we might start regaining confidence in our elections.
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@JessicaLBurbank Just jealous he gets to use it where I have to settle for coffee or monster.
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@Global_Mil_Info Going to be awkward when unmarked ships that look like american destroyers come rolling in flying the Jolly Roger.
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@TomFitton Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter! -Isaiah 5:20
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@rPrequelMemes A vegan that occasionally eats meat is a omnivore. If Vegans are Jedi and Sith are Carnivores…Grey Jedi, being omnivores, are just regular common sense people.
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@WallStreetSilv It was a suicide…poor guy shot himself 5 times in the back of his head…with a bow and arrow.
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@GovofCO Why not traditional bicycles as well? They use no gas AND no electricity.
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@mask_bastard I don’t play Pokémon.
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@ShitpostGate It’d probably take all afternoon for the one abrams to finish off all 541 trebuchets in combat (assuming they’re spaced apart strategically)…..while it’d take a few weeks for the trebuchets to finish off the depleted uranium hull of an abrams….that’s just sitting there…not
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@HelldiversAlert Yeah, I had a match just like that but with bugs. Needed new underwear when a Charger just spawned out of nowhere 3 ft from me.
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@IntelCrab The situation is very fluid
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@Rabidcow1 @CountDankulaTV @Lintlicker69_ Tories are what Americans shot or tar and feathered in 1776.
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@LibertyCappy No, but I’ll teach you how to be safe and use them properly.
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@HelldiversAlert Honestly surprised that Charger didn't get right back up.
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@patrickbetdavid I mean…if you buy into the myth that we need less humans to save the climate…they technically do more for the climate than Tesla
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@Rothmus Is Kim Kardashian a climate activist or preaching environmentalism? If not, there is no problem here.
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@POTUS Gun safety is bringing back a gun safety and handling courses/classes in schools so kids know their proper use, understand their function, and respect them as the tool they are….but I don’t think that’s what you mean.
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@seamus_coughlin Isn’t this what bartenders do to drink people?
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@MrAndyNgo Seats next to them should be discounted for everyone else for having to deal with them
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@PR0GRAMMERHUM0R I would have trolled them and had the on hover text be the wrong answer.
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@MayoIsSpicyy Says the side arresting their political opponents…
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@Helldivers2HQ Why not a stratagem to fly / gun it?
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@PicturesFoIder What’s a madrid?
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@ClownWorld_ The older I get, the more I think the people that predicted dystopian nightmares as the future were right.
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@LibertyCappy Good lesson on why nuclear proliferation is bad.
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@StarCouncils Or....hear me out....the writer's forgot about Episode I
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@Strandjunker Ah....classic victim blaming.
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@Grummz So.....who's starting a competitor to Wikipedia that will remove their dominance?
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@lookner See…this is why you should always bring backup oars.
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@Grummz Society is degrading fast.
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@lporiginalg Private, imagine for a moment; being so useless that even NK sends you back.
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@nypost But....he is a man....
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@bluefolf Nice shower mat
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@HelldiversAlert Oddly…the antonyms would fit the meaning too…Heavenjumpers
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