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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

OFFICIALLY A HARVARD GRADUATE!!!! Ed.M 🎓❤️

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

I live near the Fiji house so I’m forced to walk by it and watch them play basketball a lot and I really have never once seen them make a shot

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

may or may not be playing this voicemail on repeat

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

So excited to be graduating from THE University of Texas at Austin 🧡 Bachelor of Journalism B.S. Youth and Community Studies High Honors, 3.9 GPA Dean’s List x8 May 24th, 3pm Up next? Harvard Graduate School of Education ❤️ Hook ‘em and Go Crimson 🧡❤️ #UT19 #Harvard2020

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Sarah

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6 years

happy valentines day

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Sarah

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5 years

apparently they forced a new member to bite the head off of a hamster... literally throw the whole org and all the students in it away

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5 years

BREAKING: UT has suspended the Texas Cowboys organization from campus for six years, following a hazing investigation into their fall initiation retreat. | @lmnhan24

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 months

27 today 🥳

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

UT football hasn’t lost a single game in 2018 unlike OU so we all know who the better team is

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

a frat really paid Mason Ramsey to come sing at their tailgate lmfao why is UT like this

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

I literally spent almost every day this past winter break crying because I was scared for my future and scared I wasn’t going to get into any graduate schools and today I found out I was accepted into Harvard... I’m actually so speechless right now

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

my exes girlfriend just accidentally liked one of my old pics on instagram and immediately blocked me... I wanna give her a hug

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

@flexinja keeping the cotton candy lube… LMAO. glad we are still friends, you know I’m wishing the best for you always. 🤍

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

this random dude in the law school was like “you should send me nudes but like I can’t send any back cause I’m gonna run for office” lmfao ya finding a harvard man is canceled

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

it would be a UT man lmfaooo I’m dead

Tyler Cameron

@TylerJCameron3

5 years

Yo I can’t believe this is an actual thing

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 months

Howdy :)

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

this is every dude in west campus

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

happy easter I guess :/

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 years

Officially graduated from Harvard this weekend. Feeling so incredibly thankful to experience something I’ve dreamed of since I was little. 🤍

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

now why did my mom just send this in the family group chat..

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

my bf is asleep next to me but I miss him someone tell him to wake up

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

when they say “hail up to lime size” do they mean the fruit or the scooter

Troy Kimmel

@troykimmelwx

5 years

A TORNADO WATCH now in effect for @UTAustin and the metro Austin area until 6pm.. please be weather aware and be ready to move to your safe place if threatening weather conditions approach and/or a NWS warning is issued. @UTAustinSafety @UTAustinPolice @austintexasgov #txwx

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

in a bad place… not mentally, just in college station

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

grown men dming me asking for my boyfriend’s bath water lmaooo why is twitter like this

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

me: ugh he’s not texting back he’s probably out with other girls him:

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

bf reveal 😳‼️

Flexinja

@flexinja

3 years

happy national girlfriend day 🤠💜

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

I thought the people at Harvard were gonna be stuck up but my professor who’s at the top of his field randomly stopped me after class and was like “I was reading about you and saw you went to the University of Texas and I was just wondering how you’re liking it here so far” I- 🥺

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

I just remembered that A&M has a cheer where all they say is “Farmer’s Fight” and I’d just like to take a second to thank not only God but Jesus that I go to UT

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

some dude in Fiji messaged me the other day and said that the whole frat saw this tweet and were on the lookout for me all last semester so they could make a basket in front of me and I STILL never saw them make one lmfaooo

Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

I live near the Fiji house so I’m forced to walk by it and watch them play basketball a lot and I really have never once seen them make a shot

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

“why didn’t you really date during undergrad?” guys from my university:

Tyler Cameron

@TylerJCameron3

5 years

Yo I can’t believe this is an actual thing

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

UT looking for a president right as I’m graduating with my higher education degree...interesting...

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

not getting covid for two years and then testing positive the day I’m supposed to go see my family for christmas is my villain origin story

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

Update: didn’t stay away from boys this semester and didn’t make a 4.0...will notify you next semester with further research

Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

Me: stayed away from boys this semester Me: made a 4.0 Coincidence??? I think not

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

y’all are really going all out decorating your dorms just to be kicked out 4-5 business days later when that first coronavirus outbreak hits 😭

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

a cop in DC randomly stopped me and was being super flirty, asked to be my tour guide, and told me to take my mask off so he could “see my pretty face,” and then was shocked when I said my age cause he thought I was a senior in high school.. uh wtf?? dude was hoping I was 17 or??

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

FINALLY GOT MY FIRST EVER ACE OMG i'm actually gonna cry i'm so happy wtf

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

9 months

Not this…

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

@AJ_Jeremiah the last one is too realistic I just know I’m seeing it on someone’s story tomorrow lmfaoo 😭

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

tell me why it was easier for me to get into Harvard than Spirits and Orange Jackets at UT LMAO ya I’m still hurt what about it

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

UT has a class called Rhetoric of Rihanna and people really still out here arguing about which university is the best

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

just drove through UTs campus and asked these dudes if they went to UT and they said yes so i said oh ya then whats 45 x 3 and they said “wow i thought my test was at hogg auditorium but it’s really at hogg building” and i said dang u rlly do go to UT

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

b!tch, I’m a cow

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

I have seen UT twitter go after many people throughout the years, but the creativity behind these Cabo44 tweets are honestly top tier

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

this girl just pulled up to orientation with a Cartier bracelet on... like she’s really out here wearing my tuition on her wrist I-

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

my first ever bf who I dated for two days in 7th grade just got engaged, I’m gonna be sick 💔💔

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

this is so embarrassing lmao get a job

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

4 years

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

this tweet of mine went viral on ifunny and now there are 2k+ comments of people fighting about whether or not I’m a whore LMAO ugh I love the internet

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

After months of applying to grad schools and stressing that I wouldn’t get into any (and maybe crying way more than I should have lol) I found out today that I got accepted into THE University of Texas 😭

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

1 year

@YourBudTevin what was that…

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

okay but how do y’all flirt? i’m really just out here bullying these men

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 years

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

YALL I JUST WALKED THE STAGE, IM A COLLEGE GRADUATE!!!

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

Travis made the whole crowd put their horns up and y’all still think y’alls lil schools are better than THE University of Texas??? LMAOOO

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

told myself I was gonna apply to jobs and applied to the bachelor instead oops

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

posting this as proof that I haven’t dropped out of grad school yet 🥂

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 years

jendys

𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚

@Chris_Grosse

2 years

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

no new years kiss for the 22nd year in a row

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

7 years

Applying to A&M? Lmao couldn’t be me. Also, A&M’s acceptance rate is 66% and UT’s is 39%....they really aren’t teaching y’all math there either? :/

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“I’m so salty I couldn’t get into A&M so I have to constantly make fun of them, while they literally couldn’t care less about me and my school, to hide my true feelings”

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

24 btw 🥳

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

um why did no one tell me LinkedIn is where all the clout is at?? I posted on there for the first time and it got over 2k likes and has Harvard boys sliding into my DMs to “connect”... I’m only posting on there from now on

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

this is why tech lost

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

Guess who got a full time job and is moving back to Austin 🤠

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

it’s friday baby

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

Having gone to a high school where no one has ever gotten into an Ivy League made my dreams of attending one seem impossible and now I’m only a year away from receiving a degree from Harvard. I feel so undeserving but also so so thankful 🥺

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

UT spent over 14,000 dollars last month to remove raccoons from the music building, THAT’S what y’alls tuition is going to lmfao

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

a guy I had gone on a couple dates with heard me say on my twitch stream that I wasn’t looking for a relationship and blocked me on everything and honestly good for him, protect your peace king

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

After three and a half long years of attending this university I finally ran into Matthew McConaughey on campus omg wow I’m actually okay with graduating now

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

feelin’ 22 🥰

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

@flexinja thanks for posting pics with both the milkies… I mean 🤠🤍

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

While we’re on the topic, don’t ever use a woman being sexually assaulted as a way to hit her up. After I was open about being assaulted some random dude who liked me messaged me wanting to know the details of what happened and that’s literally disgusting and never okay

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

just finished my 15 page paper on the history of affirmative action at UT and I would just like to say that I hope Abby Fisher is having a bad day

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

feelin like a real new england girl 🍂

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

doja cat making all the men in the crowd scream “men ain’t shit” at her ACL set today was really such a beautiful thing to experience

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

officially done with school after taking college classes for the past seven years and omg I feel so powerful and free idk how to act... these men better watch out before I snatch their jobs

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

“are you okay?” no I still haven’t gotten the covid vaccine

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

when I have a test in a couple hours and someone says they saw the albino squirrel

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

can I hear a little commotion for the dress?

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

the way Austin doesn’t even seem like it’s in the middle of a pandemic... y’all live like this??

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 years

25 btw 🥳

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

looking at reviews for apartments in Austin and I came across one that said “okay amenities but there were raccoons living in my ceiling and the manager had to come and kill them with a machete” LMAO HUH

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

lookin happy, feelin happy 🥰

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

Attended a funeral this morning for a one-year-old who came down with cold-like symptoms last week and passed away. It’s not confirmed covid, but if you haven’t gotten vaccinated yet because you think it won’t affect you please go. You could literally be saving someone’s life.

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

have a good night everyone 🤍

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

8 months

remember when texas volleyball won the national championship last month that was pretty cool

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

2 years

hey (with the intention of you putting your full body weight on top of me)

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

3 years

hey twitter 🤍

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

there’s no reason for chili’s chicken cajun pasta to be THAT good

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

me: h- my siblings:

out of context the office

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

texas football is not good for my health why am I watching this

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

ten minutes into my first harvard zoom class and my professor just said “to quote Megan Thee Stallion, ‘I cant read your mind, you gotta say that shit’” lmaooo maybe this won’t be so bad after all

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

HOW THEY GONNA STEAL MY PICS AND MY CAPTION WTF LMAOOOO

Ann Wright

@theannwright007

5 years

So excited to be graduating from THE University of Texas at Austin 🧡 Bachelor of Journalism B.S. Youth and Community Studies High Honors, 3.9 GPA Dean’s List x8 May 24th, 3pm Up next? Harvard Graduate School of Education ❤️ #UT19 #Harvard2020 1 of 4

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

a year ago today I found out I got into my dream school and now I’m only three months away from being 22 years old with a master’s degree from Harvard... life is actually so wild, I’m so grateful

Sarah

@SarahRemelius

6 years

I literally spent almost every day this past winter break crying because I was scared for my future and scared I wasn’t going to get into any graduate schools and today I found out I was accepted into Harvard... I’m actually so speechless right now

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

4 years

told my mom I’ve never been more single in my life and she said “aren’t you the same girl who didn’t have a first kiss till college?”... goodnight

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Sarah

@SarahRemelius

5 years

tell me why my ex randomly showed up to my apartment begging me to take him back... he’s literally still dating the girl he left me for two years ago I-

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