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everything ever said on this account is to be considered parody.

Tampa/St. Pete/New Haven
Joined November 2022
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@SandlerHalal
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@Bron_Season @espn he don’t spend all day on twitter running a lebron account for one
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@isseyboy Grabbed his Reboot card
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@Jason So much for Free Speech
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@CBKReport One of the programs of all time
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My coworker got on a Zoom call with a central florida background. I responded accordingly
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@crypto_biotech @barstoolsports He can put it right next to his coach of the year award and national championship ring I guess
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@kerrycopisto @Panoramic177 @RedditCFB Bro is so worried about this topic 🤣😭
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@BigGameBoomer New Jersey some guy told me at the devils game
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@JayCuda Some courses don’t have water … every course has land
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@IGN 9/19/25 CONFIRMED
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@isseyboy
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Lil88 like that one annoying friend u keep around cause u knew em since yall was kids
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@JayCuda Can you do MLB teams if they had submarines
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#FAU really about to be more nationally relevant than #usf in the #AAC next year after this #MarchMadness run 😭
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@spk0027 @NFL_DovKleiman @PatMcAfeeShow @wingoz "Since Friday, my intention was to play and play for the NY Jets."
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@_MrNarco @JeffPassan Begging for you to kiss a real girl
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@BigGameBoomer You look like you touch kids
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@Chris_Krenn He lowkey put a timeline with the current core in this quote
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@bigshottalks Nigga playing at TPC Pyongyang
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@TheGr00ve19 @TalkinBaseball_ They haven’t let up a run in 27 innings 💀
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@JFreshHockey Post his card again
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@TBLightning @NewAmsterdam Video needs to be 2 seconds longer
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@usmntonly BUILD THAT WALL
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@MLBLife @MLB @Dodgers @Lakers Remember when Kobe threw out that legendary first pitch against the Rockies? Google “Kobe Bryant Denver” if you’ve never seen it…
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@Keen36286138 @umpjob Yandy gets on base 42% of the time, I think he knows what to swing at.
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@NHL @Canes Rigged for Carolina
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@Sophia__WasHere @JGtheSequel @ShitpostGate Grown man acting like a woman lmao
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@Toceleonard5 @lizaboth Most fat and ugly people are
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@rbhockey6 @JeffPassan They are 20 how tf are they supposed to know
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@HotepJesus @Timcast He ain’t answer tho
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@CTESPNTulane If we all get out at the same time this gonna be a legendary photo
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@JFreshHockey Bro tried to sneak Buffalo in 💀
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@Hollow_Laggin @OCPDesigns @NFL @Energizer Vikings went 8-1 at home last year
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@markr295 @FriedgeHNIC reminded me of when Tavares pretended he died in the Montreal series 😹😹😹
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@sal_nhl @JFreshHockey When you go to 3 straight finals because of luck
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@BigFNGorilla @minakimes Ranked 5th in the world and playing for a draw? 💀
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@emsully2002 @BroadStBull Your idea of respect is wearing a rainbow colored jersey?
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@TBTimes_Rays The rays need to put your ass on a 2 game benching in hopes you come back more positive
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@MapleLeafs @LGCanada Your stadium was as loud in the first minute as the last minute lol … horrible fan base.
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@achammer @SnapFlow69 @barstoolsports “I lost money so it’s rigged” you a straight bum.
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This has to be an all time cold take… “I wouldn't expect them to invite USF anytime soon” Mf 😂😂 they got invited 8 hours later
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Current update from “Clay Pasco” :
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Clay Pasco (RJ Harvey’s biggest fan)
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Both UF and UCF are better than USF and we all know it.
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@TBTimes_Rays 34822 got to see poche pitch in the majors for one last time. Awesome !
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@RayS Dfa brujan
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@TBTimes_Rays Kevin Cash has the boys ready tonight 🔥
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Ohhhh…. I was starting to think that doing gay porn was bad considering only kids watch him but after finding out he was doing gay porn to buy drugs that makes it all better ❤️
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Sketch speaks out about ADDICTION and how it lead him to his LGBTQ OF page. He also speaks out about Twitter.
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@consensuspect @TalkinBaseball_ Tigers about to beat the Astros in a series, learn baseball
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@MPY_DAWG @Brett_McMurphy They have been in trouble the whole time
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@FLACK0AWGE @Evan83452919 @_MLFootball Can you define “that type of black man swagger for” us?
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@stringbean670 @JPierreX7 Facts, Wtf is this guy talking about
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@mmastockguy @FriedgeHNIC More than you’ve spent on eyeglasses this year… clearly
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@SportsCenter Hide this comment if ESPN is anti semitic as fuck
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@TBTimes_Bulls The focus should be on winning the conference not trying to outbid SEC teams and Deion sanders
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@golfwithbeav Photography class k bye
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@TBTimes_Rays Get these loser relievers off my team. I’m not paying 10 dollars to watch Kevin Kelly.
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@Legionofboom124 @PSchrags Probably, he has 0 rings holding him down
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@DustyMaysNuts @CRod5261 We all heard you crying in the twitter space
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@trill_kav Damn Metamask broke crypto wallet restore I’ve been hacked need a paper written
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@FriedgeHNIC Why did Nashville release him lol
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@Troutski_ @TopDownHockey NHL front office models and scouts have better data than this Patrick Hamsandwich guy
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@JohnTWallace3 @UbisoftSupport I need a sugar daddy and iptv metamask trustwallet for a graphic designer for a logo
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@golfwithbeav Yeah why would you wanna go somewhere where incels are your only competition
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@gregauman Brady gonna yell at his o line for that one?
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@OliTheReporter Dirty Diana soon
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@metsfan827 @MLBONFOX Disagree, 32 is divisible by 2 every time, which makes for easier scheduling
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@MLBRandomStats We get it, you go to a power 5 school and want no mid majors to ever pollute your AAU university. Why even have a season LMFAOO let’s just start the playoffs immediately with Kenpom or T-Rank’s pre season projections.
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@MainlyG10 @cj_burgin2 @MLBDeadlineNews Then he would have more fWar Lol
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@TBTimes_Rays The entire bullpen are locker-room cancers, they think they get credit for the rays being where they are 😭😭😭
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@taj_dosanjh @sal_nhl @JFreshHockey Because you won game 1 5-0 ?? Who gives a shit ?
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@TBTimes_Rays Worst pitcher in rays history
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@FearThePegasus @CycloneLarry69 Why aren’t the words “colley matrix” on the sign?
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@SincereEdwards0
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Respect my decision #AG2G
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@ArroyoExploring @MLBONFOX @RaysBaseball You are currently losing to the pirates at home 💀
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@_b34ns @surrender_idx90 The surrender index also has no idea what the kickers Max was in pre-game
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@RaysBaseball THEY MAY HAVE MASON MILLER BUT WE HAVE RICHARD LOVELADY 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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@MLBHR YUM YUM YUM
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@TorelloSports B1G should take UM, USF and GT so that then can have Miami-Tampa-Orlando-Atlanta covered as best as possible, cutting right into SEC territory. LA Metro = 12.8 Million South East teams = 18.3 million Brightline will be running 140 mph trains between Tampa and Orlando by 26’
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@HardRockBet Play of the year for catching a ball with a 95% catch probability 😭
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@TBLightning @SyracuseCrunch Lilleberg truthers rise
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@BigGameBoomer How the hell would you know then
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@harvspeirs @YrgShmuck @ishowspeedsui Who do you think created twitter and iPhone ? 🤣
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@isseyboy Damn congrats on ur cat being able to jump from ur bed to that ikea furniture 🤟🏽🤟🏽
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