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9 months

That's how it is on this bitch of an earth (big thankyou to @InfectedByBlue for the dog tag xxxx)

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9 months

Does the tl even fw girltwink dogs who accidentally sleep in until half 3 in the afternoon?

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11 months

the bitch is back

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11 months

i dont own a leash or collar yet (tho i will soon) but i used a belt as a makeshift one on one of my chokers :3

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10 months

trade offer i give you moist thighjob you give me company when i sleep

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10 months

Party puppy 😎🇮🇪🇮🇪

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@janepire

11 months

Girls only want one thing and it’s a stag beetle backpack

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@ocducocduc @Ztrangefolk He touched the memory worm again

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10 months

One day I will have this. A girl can dream...

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@feralhousepuppy

10 months

I had to grind for this view 😤😤😤😤

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9 months

Uhhhhh I gotta try n even out this white facepaint but yh I'm trying it out

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9 months

Northern Irish Unionists are 1 degree closer to hell than everyone else in Ireland

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9 months

oops we're girlfriends now

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9 months

is she just being nice or does she secretly have a crush on me, do i have a crush on her? wtf is going on? this lesbianism shit hard asf

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9 months

Got a new phone yesterday. Thoughts on the new lock screen?

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9 months

I'd just like to receive HRT on our national health service in under 3 years time from being referred actually

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9 months

Meet the UK’s first laser weapon: DragonFire UK military scientists have for the first time shot down drones by using the laser to cut through incoming targets at the speed of light. Capable of being fitted to future warships, it will be a vital British weapon as the threat of

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10 months

i need to become mary elizabeth winstead's interpretation of ramona flowers goddamn what i wldnt do to be as pretty as her or get hair like ramonas or just have that same aura as she does in the film aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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@WaskelweeWabbit @terfpunks Are you slow? Are you mentally okay? Did you forget to take your schizophrenia medication?

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10 months

Any girlies up for doing some snuggle pupping at a petting party? (idk what either of those are but they sound pawesome)

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@KrystalWolfyAlt

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9 months

is she just being nice or does she secretly have a crush on me, do i have a crush on her? wtf is going on? this lesbianism shit hard asf

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11 months

look at this silly bitch fail at wearing a dress lol

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10 months

got really cold taking this photo, need someone to warm me up ;-;

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11 months

Workplace fit check is this a slay or nah?

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9 months

How it's going btw

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@SammyWtz

9 months

I can dry my bleached DIY shirt with a hairdryer and inhale the fumes as a treat

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9 months

Bait used to be believable

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10 months

going into the only city in my entire county tomorrow (the last friday before christmas) please pray for me

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9 months

Omw to co op and I think I'm being stalked :(((

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9 months

Idc what u saying girl put yo feet on the phone 🔥🔥

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11 months

This dumb bitch showed up to work 2 and a half hours early by accident. Everyone laugh at her

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11 months

Picrew and th last song u listened to

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9 months

Dicked and Dommed in da bungalow‼️

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10 months

Dyed my hair purple, in bed hitting the leafy pose to hide my stubble now.

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10 months

My bigoted grandad died last week (his last words to me were refraining from calling me a slur Infront of my family) so I'm gonna spend all £90 of my """inheritance""" on yaoi and Weezer vinyls

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9 months

new pronouns in bio now!!!! Listen!!!!!!

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9 months

I smell like she/it rn

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10 months

In a bad place rn.. not mentally tho I'm just in Leicester

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9 months

I have plans I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

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9 months

And succeeding bitchhhhhh 🤟😎

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@JarToooon

9 months

She on her phone tryna be funny

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@SammyWtz

9 months

always makes me laugh that this shit is how i find out abt a lot of news

Bweaking NuwuS

@BBCBweaking

9 months

0w0 King Chawwes diagnused with cancew and wiww postpone pubwic-facing duties whiwe undewgoing tweatment, Buckingham Pawace sez（＾ｖ＾）

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9 months

girls that make u go BLUGH!!!!! (cause they punched u in ur dumb puppy tummy)

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10 months

Kissing a guy n trying not to throw up from all my misandry

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9 months

got all my priorities in order

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10 months

picked up some brand new baller vinyls today :3 (the King Geedorah set is a collectors edition)

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11 months

what type of cage is the cooler one to have?

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9 months

Listening to Robert Smith's 'The Cure' while wearing my 'The Cure' t-shirt. Yeah, I'm thinking it's "Robert Smith's 'The Cure' Monday" today

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10 months

watching peak (gocktor who heavensent) with big sis @RubyStapler rn :DDDD

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10 months

I think it's time to uninstall tiktok.

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10 months

OH GOD OH FUCK JESUS NO FUCK HELP SOMEONE HELP NOOOOOOOO

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10 months

This wld fix me I thnk

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10 months

Dog tht makes u cum hard n fast

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9 months

@peepeepoocum @InfectedByBlue @femboy_skeleton @femboywannabe Hi Fod!!

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11 months

Everyone got that one chaser who is absolutely the most precious man ever and oop shes a girl now

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9 months

she dont use 🙅‍♀️a instagram📸📸 she be usin ✅✅sammygram 🥶🥶📸😎💯💯💯

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10 months

albums that make me bust a fat load all over myself (or yknow i just really like em)

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9 months

Having as much fun as you can possibly have on a rail replacement bus rn

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9 months

girlboy boyboygirlgirl boygirl

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10 months

Karate themed footjob

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9 months

"Right-libertarians" are just thinly veiled cryptofascists example No. #183

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9 months

didnt find out till smoking weed nd not getting high at all tht when im smoking or vaping im supposed to inhale the shit inside my lungs instead of just holding it in my mouth oopsie teehee

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10 months

Where in the world cld I be headed? Issa mystery...

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10 months

time to catch up on the peak i missed today

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9 months

@femboywannabe Many such cases!

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horrifying traumatising scary horrorcore group sex call that a boo-kake

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9 months

Vinyl haul from today n yesterday (I spent way too much 😭😭😭)

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9 months

This won't work on me I will just continue to yap between kisses I am the queen of yapology

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kissing her to stop her yapping

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10 months

Oh yeah I guess I never announced it publicly but like 🦀🦀🦀MY OPA IS DEAD🦀🦀🦀

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9 months

@femboywannabe @InfectedByBlue @femboy_skeleton man......

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10 months

YEYAHSGEGSGSGSYSYSSS

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@SammyWtz

9 months

If I stayed on DIY I'd probably have at least the beginnings of tits rn. instead I'm waiting (and will be for the next 30 months foreseeably) for the NHS to even let me begin to discuss my issues at the gender identity clinic. I love socialised healthcare. I despise the NHS.

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9 months

lecture and screening tomorrow got cancelled cause my lecture leader is off sick so im off on a jolly to london tomorrow instead for an impromptu oomfie meetup w/ @JarToooon

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10 months

10 euro breakfast from a pub in the middle of nowhere my beloved

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11 months

Physically reminding myself that I'm not gonna get involved in politics on this account. No funny dunks, no arguments with people who aren't worth my time, none a that

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9 months

Lesbian dinner

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11 months

I might be cringe but you're mean and that's worse

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10 months

Fake ass emo caught you cracking jokes and making funnies

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Dog tag with all my friends numbers on it so ppl know who to call when I get lost

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Primark

LADbible

@ladbible

9 months

Now disposable vapes have gone, what else should be banned in the UK? ❌

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9 months

@InfectedByBlue @xerorgg Well behaved puppies rarely make history

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9 months

me n one of my owners (not saying who tho teehee)

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@SammyWtz

10 months

This Christmas I would like to take time to remember the true spirit of the holiday, THAT THE FIRST DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL SINCE TWICE UPON A TIME IS AIRING IN 4 HOURS YAYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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@SammyWtz

10 months

You'll kno what it do‼️ 🤫🤫

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@SammyWtz

10 months

Less then two weeks I'll be in Dublin with my friends annoying them by blasting Weezer songs the whole time yayayyyyyy

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@SammyWtz

10 months

ramona flowers is peak trans rep actually (very unintentionally horrible in the past she continues to run from, everyone still loves her despite it)

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Casey Neistat

@Casey

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Vision Pro isn't just great, it's the single greatest piece of tech ive ever used

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9 months

Caught her red handed drinking (stealing) my nighttime water (precious limited resource only available at nighttime) >:( she will be skinned alive and boiled in liquid shit for this transgression rest assured

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@SammyWtz

10 months

@InfectedByBlue What if fursuits were WHAT?

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@SammyWtz

9 months

been really struggling with my self image and like seeing myself as a girl lately but like realised its not cause im a cis guy its just cause im a thing. gender just means nothing to me its all bullshit labels anyways. uhmmm so yeah now im she/they/it but like obvs never he

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@InfectedByBlue @spearwife He doesn't know how to jerk off like a girl hahahahaha

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