We kept telling Jermaine this shit was about the culture and sport of hip hop and he crazy for bowing out. We was wrong this shit is about a Gemini who don’t know how to stop and a Scorpio who can’t take an L. We may be here forever.
I remember hearing I got The Half Hour I was sooo thankful and nerve wracked at the same damn time... any ways this is one of my favorite jokes it was the first joke I wrote that felt like a real bit any who watch it or don’t I just wanted to share my feelings
Real shit y’all God is good and real! announcement drop on my momma birthday and everything ... rest well Old girl ... imma keep making you proud and probably making you shake your head too ! Love you
So today is my birthday and i really have the best girlfriend she bought me a full Darth Vader costume and dressed like Leia outfit i feel like a big ass kid and im happy
Ok so i am so proud of every writer who helped pen this hoe. Every producer , every grip, every catering person , every cast member or guest every damn body! This is just sooooo damn NUTS. I really cant believe it
@The_A_Prentice
you wild for fucking wit a nigga and i thank you
Aye twitter everybody shut the fuck up! My
@netflix
special is dropping August 4th !!!!
@NetflixIsAJoke
let me do a whole hour of jokes for that ASS !! Y’all don’t really need to shut the fuck up but watch that shit on the 4th !!!
First comes love, then comes family to ruin it all.
Jonah Hill, Eddie Murphy, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lauren London, David Duchovny, and Nia Long star in You People. Premiering January 27.
Anyways I got a special dropping August 4th on
@netflix
I really can’t believe this Shit is happening ! Sooo ... here’s an old clip of me talking about white women ... happy Thursday Y’all !!!
Surreal …. You People is coming to
@netflix
January 27th !!! Its my first movie and I couldn’t be happier about who I got to experience that shit wit! STREAM THAT JOINT! Trueeeeeee
It kills me when white ppl start talking this we need all the facts shit. The facts are y’all are racist and we are tired... that’s all of them right there. PEROIT
This the first special I ever did a Half hour for Comedy Central ... i can’t watch it cause all I do is hate watch for the dumb ass faces I was making ... Any who Netflix hour on the waaaaaay !!!
Aw damn this little mother fucker cute and she grew up to have a Netflix special ... wow 3 in the Morning drops August 4th hoooooeeeeesssss!!! Awww damn
#TBT
Honestly fuck that girl. cause if I fly you out to shit on me and you get all the way to my crib and can’t shit then why the fuck you bringing it up ? You didn’t even complete the task ...
Yes my body is built and strong 💪 NOT with nips, tucks, plastic, or silicone, but through a healthy lifestyle. Soon turning 50 years old, God willing, I will continue to lift, run, swim, play sports, surf, ski, climb and LIVE this life to the fullest and enjoy every single
Y’all- Sam Jay is a misogynist I feel so bad for her girl. My Girl- why don’t you let that ass hang out the bottom of them shorts while you go get my drink ...
“She’s so mean. My feelings were hurt…
…the Giselle joke…that actually came from my wife.”
-
@DrewBledsoe
responds to
@SamJayComic
’s blowtorching of him during last night’s
#TomBradyRoast
, plus he exposes the real brains behind some of his harshest jokes. 😂
📺
Stud in the chains is the ring leader. She deserves the most jail time.I say 15 to 45.The Versace shirt stud is clearly the co-conspirator lock her up too. Dark skin stud wit the Ace Hood dreds 25- Life for participating in light skin shenanigans. Take them all mother Russia
So ppl keep telling me my wiki has no info ... I mean what more does one need to know ? Any ways 3 in the Morning is out NOW ! Stream that shit on
@netflix
if you already have then do it again from the homies house ! Trueeeee
Now YOU KNOW you're supposed to lock the 🐱 every time you leave the house LMAO 🤣🤣 this is absolute GOLD
@samjaycomic
!!
BTW "Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning" is now streaming on
@netflix
- go watch!!!!!
Kyrie is giving $1.5M to supplement income of WNBA players missing their season
The initiative will cover players whether they’re sitting because of coronavirus concerns or social justice reasons
I hear all these Gay ppl mad at Bill about Gay Pride month joke but y’all was quiet when that elite white gay was on here saying making Juneteenth a holiday is taking away from pride month and that black ppl already have February. And he wasn’t joking. Fuck y’all man
I am really excited to be making this show wit my brothers !
@ItsJakKnight
@LangstonKerman
@Reddsaidit
and I been baking this bitch for a minute gonna be good to finally serve it up one time ! God is good yall truueeeeeeee!
When POC big up their women there’s always someone Wyt saying what if I said white women were the most beautiful thing in the world ,y’all do, with advertising ,movies, y’all have exalted them globally,had the world thinking a flat ass is better than a fat one. Leave us alone !
Todays dilemma. I dont want to check a bag. So do i carry on the strap-on. The thought of seeing it on that screen is buggin me out. Or what if they do a bag check and the TSA bastard pulls it all the way out the bag. But im also like be a real nigga and pack the dick fam.