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@SamJayComic

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Comedian,writer,professional devils advocate,liaison of good times... Salute Me or Shoot Me on @hbo ! Tom Brady Roast on @netflix ! On tour - Tix ⬇️

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Joined December 2008
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@SamJayComic
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Wow this nigga Trump tryna Jessie Smollett us ….
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Katt Williams opened a vortex … its been up since
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God please keep blessing Unc its really been the only bright light
@HoodFamousTV_
HoodFamousTV
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Erica Banks done sampled and put the “I ain’t fresh” man in her new video😭😭
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If this nigga aint in jail by sunset and Bobby Schmurder aint free by sunrise ...
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We kept telling Jermaine this shit was about the culture and sport of hip hop and he crazy for bowing out. We was wrong this shit is about a Gemini who don’t know how to stop and a Scorpio who can’t take an L. We may be here forever.
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2 years
How imma dress when i come to beat @zackfox ass
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4 years
I remember hearing I got The Half Hour I was sooo thankful and nerve wracked at the same damn time... any ways this is one of my favorite jokes it was the first joke I wrote that felt like a real bit any who watch it or don’t I just wanted to share my feelings
@standup
Comedy Central Stand-Up
4 years
. @SamJayComic did some research to understand white guys.
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4 years
THE OFFICILA TRALIER IS HERE !! I’m happy y’all can’t wait to share this silly ass hour wit y’all !! Trueeeee
@NetflixIsAJoke
Netflix Is A Joke
4 years
Life's a trip and @samjaycomic is NOT carrying the bags. Sam Jay: 3 In The Morning premieres August 4th.
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3 years
Im trying to get dress like i’m in a cult rich
@JimmyKimmelLive
Jimmy Kimmel Live
3 years
The wildly talented @DonaldGlover ! 🙌
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4 years
Imagine your whole identity being clubbing so much so that you have to club in a pandemic ...
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Nigga moving like the British museum
@Ceepz
Shame works…
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Drake collecting Pac's ring, G Unit chain, Pharrell's chains. Gathering all the cultural heirlooms like one coloniser.
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It’s heeerrreee yaaalll Jaden we MADE IT !
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4 years
Real shit y’all God is good and real! announcement drop on my momma birthday and everything ... rest well Old girl ... imma keep making you proud and probably making you shake your head too ! Love you
@DEADLINE
Deadline
4 years
Sam Jay is getting a weekly late-night show on HBO
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Kanye : “ where was y’all when i couldn’t see my kids?” Me : At home nigga we don’t know you in real life …
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4 years
So today is my birthday and i really have the best girlfriend she bought me a full Darth Vader costume and dressed like Leia outfit i feel like a big ass kid and im happy
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Yoooooo
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@SamJayComic
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4 years
Just burn a cross man
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
WOW — THANK YOU! #MAGA
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May 21st and shit !
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@DutchReBelle 😂😂😂😂 she running routes
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Awwww shit @HBO bout to bring fat niggas BACK!!! A la Heavy D ... real shit sooo proud of every damn body!!
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You People is streaming now ! @netflix done fucked around and found the fuck out! LFG
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1 year
Give Ja his gun back …
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
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JA. MORANT. 😱
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Pablo is a classic ...I will never give up on Kanye im like a mama wit a crack head son
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4 years
Soooooo they will fire a black cop for saying Nigga but wont fire a white cop for killing niggas ?
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3 years
That nigga who says nigga too much is at it again !!! Season 2 ya’ll !!!
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Wow
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3 months
Im really having an epic Boston sports summer thank you @RedSox
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Red Sox
3 months
Shoutout to @SamJayComic on the hill!
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@SamJayComic
Sam Jay
4 years
Hey y’all this my first Cover !!! But also I appreciate the interview it was dope to talk to the gays one time !! Love is love
@metroweekly
METRO WEEKLY
4 years
Check out the latest Metro Weekly, featuring a cover interview with @samjaycomic -
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Aw shit @NetflixIsAJoke really got ya girl looking like something !
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4 years
How imma look in my Savage Fenty Pjs Vs How imma feel
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That was fucked up Kevin
@IncredibleCulk
Macaulay Culkin
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Hey guys, wanna feel old? I'm 40. You're welcome.
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You’re not an empath if you’re only aware of the energy that affects you
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Ok so i am so proud of every writer who helped pen this hoe. Every producer , every grip, every catering person , every cast member or guest every damn body! This is just sooooo damn NUTS. I really cant believe it @The_A_Prentice you wild for fucking wit a nigga and i thank you
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@Denise_Ramirez_ @wizkhalifa Yall need to leave me alone
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Hey y’all this the nigga picking me up. just in case …
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4 years
Aye twitter everybody shut the fuck up! My @netflix special is dropping August 4th !!!! @NetflixIsAJoke let me do a whole hour of jokes for that ASS !! Y’all don’t really need to shut the fuck up but watch that shit on the 4th !!!
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4 years
How my braids look ?
@twenty5ab
barreh 🆓️🇵🇸
4 years
Gun to your head. What are your last words
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My nigga is still here cause I’m still here and thats that on that
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Aye any of yall ever hotbox ya N95 mask? What that hittin like ?
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4 years
When they bust that white board out that’s ya ass
@Public_Citizen
Public Citizen
4 years
Oh my god, Katie Porter.
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Sooo the FBI can’t find this nigga?? I’m sure he’s still rocking the hat at the very least.
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@zackfox He walked so this nigga could fly
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I get around
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Finally something my Grandma can be proud of now all a nigga gotta do is get on The Young And The Restless really fuck her up
@BostonGlobeArts
Boston Globe Arts
3 years
With a deal to host her own series on HBO, Dorchester comedian @samjaycomic is in the midst of her moment
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2 years
Aye ya’ll i’m in this mofo. Still can’t believe it! Stream this shit ! Trueeeee
@netflix
Netflix
2 years
First comes love, then comes family to ruin it all. Jonah Hill, Eddie Murphy, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lauren London, David Duchovny, and Nia Long star in You People. Premiering January 27.
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On his album he said “ how do you get shot in the foot and it don’t hit no tendons?” And that’s when I knew he did that shit ...
@thefader
The FADER
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Report: Tory Lanez charged in shooting of Megan Thee Stallion, faces 22 years in prison.
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Aye y’all good fucking morning !!! 3 In The Morning is streaming now on @netflix
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Anyways I got a special dropping August 4th on @netflix I really can’t believe this Shit is happening ! Sooo ... here’s an old clip of me talking about white women ... happy Thursday Y’all !!!
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@KarlousM Bruh !!! 😂😂😂😂 its the way she holding it
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5 black women in comedy I fucks wit and what not !!! S/o to all the black women that hit them stages before me tho for real ...
@strongblacklead
Strong Black Lead
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. @samjaycomic 's list of top 5 female comedians is as iconic as she is. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Me gathering my family to explain to them that Im in an Eddie Murphy movie and shit done changed
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I have a Special coming out soon and I’m happy about it...
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How big tho?
@Complex
Complex
6 months
A bronze Tina Turner statue Is being built in singer's hometown.
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Surreal …. You People is coming to @netflix January 27th !!! Its my first movie and I couldn’t be happier about who I got to experience that shit wit! STREAM THAT JOINT! Trueeeeeee
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Seriously tho watch whatever this nigga got out
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It kills me when white ppl start talking this we need all the facts shit. The facts are y’all are racist and we are tired... that’s all of them right there. PEROIT
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@zackfox What if everybody started fucking
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BustDown truly was for niggas by niggas and i love that for us
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This the first special I ever did a Half hour for Comedy Central ... i can’t watch it cause all I do is hate watch for the dumb ass faces I was making ... Any who Netflix hour on the waaaaaay !!!
@standup
Comedy Central Stand-Up
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Before she dated women, @SamJayComic dated a guy who was a little too sensitive for her.
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Aw damn this little mother fucker cute and she grew up to have a Netflix special ... wow 3 in the Morning drops August 4th hoooooeeeeesssss!!! Awww damn #TBT
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Sam Jay
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Honestly fuck that girl. cause if I fly you out to shit on me and you get all the way to my crib and can’t shit then why the fuck you bringing it up ? You didn’t even complete the task ...
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It’s up niggas !
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😂😂😂😂
@Complex
Complex
1 year
Trump reportedly bought food for no one after yelling “food for everyone!” at Miami restaurant. More:
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😂😂😂😂😂 them words ringing in baby girls head
@mtgreenee
Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸
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Yes my body is built and strong 💪 NOT with nips, tucks, plastic, or silicone, but through a healthy lifestyle. Soon turning 50 years old, God willing, I will continue to lift, run, swim, play sports, surf, ski, climb and LIVE this life to the fullest and enjoy every single
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Oh shit !
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😂😂😂😂 ain’t nobody talking to y’all ...
@NRA
NRA
4 years
COME AND TAKE IT
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Y’all- Sam Jay is a misogynist I feel so bad for her girl. My Girl- why don’t you let that ass hang out the bottom of them shorts while you go get my drink ...
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Awww man @DrewBledsoe you were a class act utmost respect 🫡.
@LeBatardShow
Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
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“She’s so mean. My feelings were hurt… …the Giselle joke…that actually came from my wife.” - @DrewBledsoe responds to @SamJayComic ’s blowtorching of him during last night’s #TomBradyRoast , plus he exposes the real brains behind some of his harshest jokes. 😂 📺
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We done did it
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Guuuuys i did a thing
@SubwayTakes
SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
4 months
Black Anime kids are gunna save the world 🌎
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Sam Jay
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So much of gayness is defined by whiteness and elitism ... and when you ready to talk about that I’m here
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Stud in the chains is the ring leader. She deserves the most jail time.I say 15 to 45.The Versace shirt stud is clearly the co-conspirator lock her up too. Dark skin stud wit the Ace Hood dreds 25- Life for participating in light skin shenanigans. Take them all mother Russia
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A time was had
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Sam Jay
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Soooooo the whites just can’t get along with anybody?? It looks like they should probably find somewhere else to go then.
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Sam Jay
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Niggas watched Star Wars and aint learn shit
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My lady built for this … i just be standing next to her looking dumb
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Sam Jay
4 years
Who even has the FCC phone number lol the whites are wild man.
@okayplayer
Okayplayer
4 years
😏 The FCC received complaints during @iamCardiB and Megan @TheeStallion 's #Grammy performance.
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So ppl keep telling me my wiki has no info ... I mean what more does one need to know ? Any ways 3 in the Morning is out NOW ! Stream that shit on @netflix if you already have then do it again from the homies house ! Trueeeee
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Can’t wait to serve up season two for that ass !!!
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Nigga Jedi
@FreddieGibbs
Big 🐰
2 years
That nigga JD caught the blunt mid show.
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This is one of mu favorite runs from 3 In The Morning... as trash as this years been I really dropped a special and I’m thankful.
@strongblacklead
Strong Black Lead
4 years
Now YOU KNOW you're supposed to lock the 🐱 every time you leave the house LMAO 🤣🤣 this is absolute GOLD @samjaycomic !! BTW "Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning" is now streaming on @netflix - go watch!!!!!
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I really appreciate everyone who’s been saying dope shit about you people. And about how i handle myself in it. God is good. Grateful
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Sam Jay
4 years
Kyrie just paid the Salary for a whole WNBA franchise ... that’s what’s up
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
4 years
Kyrie is giving $1.5M to supplement income of WNBA players missing their season The initiative will cover players whether they’re sitting because of coronavirus concerns or social justice reasons
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2 years
Its up
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Sam Jay
4 years
I hear all these Gay ppl mad at Bill about Gay Pride month joke but y’all was quiet when that elite white gay was on here saying making Juneteenth a holiday is taking away from pride month and that black ppl already have February. And he wasn’t joking. Fuck y’all man
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Sam Jay
4 years
I am really excited to be making this show wit my brothers ! @ItsJakKnight @LangstonKerman @Reddsaidit and I been baking this bitch for a minute gonna be good to finally serve it up one time ! God is good yall truueeeeeeee!
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When POC big up their women there’s always someone Wyt saying what if I said white women were the most beautiful thing in the world ,y’all do, with advertising ,movies, y’all have exalted them globally,had the world thinking a flat ass is better than a fat one. Leave us alone !
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Sam Jay
4 years
I never knew her name I just called her the Hoe Muppet
@Justsydnyc
Sydnee Washington
4 years
@LangstonKerman once told me I look like Janice the muppet...I think thats his way of acknowledging Janice is hot.
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Whose sending they kids to the yeezy cult tho…
@XXL
XXL Magazine
2 years
Kanye West shares video of kids from his Donda school singing “Good Morning, Donda” on TikTok
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I’m high y’all ... on LiFE ! Naw On weed but life too
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2 years
Todays dilemma. I dont want to check a bag. So do i carry on the strap-on. The thought of seeing it on that screen is buggin me out. Or what if they do a bag check and the TSA bastard pulls it all the way out the bag. But im also like be a real nigga and pack the dick fam.
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Sam Jay
4 years
Oh shit y’all
@LateNightSeth
Late Night with Seth Meyers
4 years
Tonight, @SethMeyers welcomes Academy Award nominee Jeff Goldblum, @annefrances of #SchittsCreek and #SNL writer @SamJayComic !
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I’m not a lesbian anymore I’m denouncing all that shit leave me out of y’alls nonsense please and thanks
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Excuse me white woman but you SHOULD mind your damn business
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The Mayor of New York really went on drink champs while still in office. In the middle of a crisis … i have nothing more to offer on the matter …
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Sam Jay
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I just had the wildest thought .. without the USPS @netflix doesn’t exist as we know it ...
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Sam Jay
1 year
This here is a grown man calling a child a fucking idiot on record like a fucking pussy …
@KeithOlbermann
Keith Olbermann
1 year
What a fucking idiot
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@SamJayComic
Sam Jay
6 months
HE REPLIED TO THE DETROIT SIGN BEFORE DRAKE REPLIED TO KENDRICK… GOD SAVE HIP HOP
@scubaryan_
ryan 🤿
6 months
I’m crying this dude made a diss track on the Detroit sign they just put up 😭😭
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