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@bxnksi_ This is smart. Cuz I do not yell at anyone unless I’m ready to fight.
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@DarreDippy @SpicyChorrizo @ty_hotcommodity Preach, I know what all my students are allergic too, it’s all on file, my students had an attitude on picture day cuz I didn’t have any hair products tucked in my drawer… like my class is a salon.
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@mrssgyllenhaal @kxrraa This is the real question, knowing how to use the platform. I had to train my students for a whole week on how to use the platform for my algebra class. Something so simple can cause a wrong answer 😩
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@AUTlSMPRIME @whodatBaayboi I’m leaving with five plates!!!
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@niggaolas Once I figured it out
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@blvckdons_ @Keyearstun My brother used to say we in theeeeere… and I haven’t seen my brother in a long time or heard that phrase, I read that in his voice. So thank you. Your simple tweet made my day
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@ShouldHaveCat Tinks “you better shut ur mouth and not say nothing”
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@DarreDippy Yes!! I’ve had students crying cuz they would rather stay at school then go home to their parents!!! It kills me
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@R_ymanda @andrewbryannn @REDSEASHAWTY Was not expecting these pictures to be so accurate
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@SomaKazima He honestly wants to know why it’s not for sale…. The confusion is killing me
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@heyyitsjanea So good I forgot he was a kid. Acting was amazing
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@SomaKazima @mahoganylawlady Yea I heard that too! Back there talking shit!!! I ain’t see her tryna handle the situation!
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@KHAENOTBAE @whatifivy Yea I’d def just spend my years going to a different college every five years and majoring in everything lol I’m hitting every school on earth,
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@DarreDippy Thanks for all you do as well!!!! 🖤🖤🖤
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@williedontmiss I have a city on there twice right… tell me why it’s always different temps…just took this… gimme some accuracy here…
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@beyoncegarden Beyoncé -
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@TheeBlackAsian @ib_2cute @Tavietavie There’s a whole forensic files episode about someone’s house having mold. The husband died. Baby had brain damage, it was crazy. Whew
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@liladriannaa @heyyitsjanea She fasho was like I know u not used to all this choreo but KEEP UP!
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@faiththegemini Why is there an equal six there tho? We know it’s 9… should it read 9 > 6… idk… I’m literally in math class right now. This picture just irritated me. The 6 there is irritating. Shskskdbsjwissbava.
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@tyleroakley Because it is the year THIRTEEN OH NINE
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@Paynen_Sahrow @keyon Not blanket in the fridge!!!! BUT U RIGHT!!!
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@totamral @ariosolegato Right ima look through the peep hole… nobody there… door is closed… hell even if someone is there… door will be closed!
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@braxkinsmood @jimmyoutsold No fr cuz wrap what up?!
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@_xlysn After I shower from getting a fresh cut
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@ratheaven666 All day! Don’t let me find a beat that goes with the machine!
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@LadyTi88 @Neu97148547 @mrshaheedmalik @Bornakang This makes it funnier. I got dad vibes when he poked his head through lol
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@SomaKazima Wait a min
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@OhMahLORDT_ @youre_nodaisy @mindykaling This! Like what was the point, it added nothing to the plot, she already loved him as a brother, they did her so dirty on that show, took me 5 seasons to like her then shit went left,
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@SsjKDot18 @bigshitxtalker First picture she saying “fuck is u talking bout”
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9 months
@eastmusic__ Me rn waiting for my students to come back from lunch, showing them the classics.
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1 year
@beyoncegarden Oh she said run it back cuz y’all playing like I’m not the choreographer!!!
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@shannonsharpeee Oh a true story teller, details, reenactment
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@BADDST_TEEKS Her laughter had to be real
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@BelleDreamer7 @piper4missouri Yes I do the same I let my high students chose where to sit. Which always ends up together. While the low kids and behavior problems sit together and close to me
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@MrJonCee And everytime I see one I’m just like
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@BluBonic1 @TheLamontDT @notcapnamerica “Who told ol boy he can show up”
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@halleberry This is so funny, like we had no idea ur personally was so dope. Thank you Twitter
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@Coolness941 U ready?? Let’s go get ‘em
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@MiMiMiyagii @OW_SHz @Peachy_Maia @3piececrispy It’s true, those aren’t even in the curriculum yet, I teach science and I’m like…. Uuummmm
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@sonofmethusael @negusinhiding @thequeenze Aye bro thanks for letting me borrow that 2 mil to get my granny her cancer treatment.
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@thee_jmarie__ @Kheumani That’s so insulting to me. Like bro I just bought u a Gatorade cuz u got myself one too, why u tryna hand me three dollars? It’s not that serious,
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@galaxy_stark22 @EnigMajicc @OddOblivion He was prob unconscious from that slap anyway, but it still should have fell from his hand now that I think about it…
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@bxnksi_ I also like to remove myself from any situation like that. Peace is important, I pray you never deal with anything that disturbs your peace!
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@CocoaDoe Me on the adult version
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@YonceVocals At all! I loved when she talked! Her personality is what sold me back in the day. I used to hate when they say she didn’t have one…psh, ALSO, they used to talk so much shit about them and she always stood up for them!
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@notgwendalupe And I will continue to say this every-time my students say they’re tired of doing work!
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@KarenFootage She said the real men are on the court!!! I ain’t mad at her lol
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@Dannyken110 Same, be smiling from ear to ear meanwhile life is in shambles…
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@KimKardashian Oh now you wanna say something! I’m sorry this lowkey fake af.
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@DeeLaSheeArt I just put my daughter to work last week! Rent is due!!!
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@mariana_pereira @goldy_loves @gone2_pluto @gxldenhalos @andyzonesix @mar3uss Def don’t deserve if it wasn’t even his dream… he just making music for the hell of it??? His whole album sounds like a keane album
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@EroticaTracks @mrssgyllenhaal @kxrraa Some teachers… some… I will sit with them all day and work out the kinks before I give them the real test,
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@Oinkert1 @WeegeePie13 @OfficialJadynS @IainWMacIntosh @poisonjr @GoodReddit As a math teacher… the formulas are already there. But yes somebody fasho going to JAIL!
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@mizroc100 @lerwbytrash @MsImTatted @nece98 U not cuz I will spend five minutes tryna find a cart that don’t squeak, all wheels touch the ground, not lop sided, before I push around a hoopty in Walmart, or I just ain’t going in
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@TootieB21 @SheaButterPapi @PrinceCharmingP I can watch that keke meme all day!!!
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@Chieef_Raka @Crystalejandro @Coolness941 Yes I agree. Kelly was nice, b was… well professional… and Michelle… was not the one to play with. Church girl, don’t hurt nobody.
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@fasc1nate Science teacher here, the kiwi used to be as big as an ostrich, but overtime they evolved to become smaller. But the size of the egg did not evolve. The egg is really soft when it comes out tho then hardens up over time.
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@Proseccoriqo I’m black with no friends.
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@kbrittanytv @Niell_Standard The best one!!! They all did so dam well. I was like look at my aunties!
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@Rookie_Chi @BolsterMass @GraceAmandes Right!!! The title alone makes me wanna read a book that doesn’t exist…
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@chockietee @PopCrave Ok I like what you did there
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@Kheumani I was a kid but lemme tell u, it was, riding bikes, seeing all my thousands of cousins, theme parks were actually fun, little league games. Traveling, Giga pets, gameboy colors, tv shows once a week, whew. A time.
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@MonicasFlight @SomaKazima Such a glorious season.
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@notcapnamerica This was so entertaining…. But Jesus came through!!! He said Dam I heard y’all!
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@aramnotagoat Oh I see it
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@the_elyphant @ezzzzzzx @BigWhiteFireDog Hella funny!!! I’m literally looking for all her replies cuz I’m dying
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@TheChelleAlexis @heyyitsjanea @ElevatedHoney Yea she need to come outside we not gone jump her. We just wanna talk? Where her brother? Son? Baby daddy at? Somebody gotta get hands for my niece
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@TweetsOfCats My little XO…
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@gabgonebad She lowkey was about to roast her
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@rahsh33m His commentary got me weak 😂
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@champwroteit The way I had to become a dam tech professional this morning to find the game on my dads smart tv this morning. Parents had an argument over the tv, whew it was a mess. Found it and took my ass to my own house!
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@faiththegemini @dwrrdo I would of been dead within a day… cuz I can’t drink water? Funny
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@koi_takleef Every year!!! No matter how special I try to make myself feel I be down bad for some reason. Like dam I’m really still here… why?!
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@_GeeMckay @imso_e @_shesdarkskiin I did want too, she wouldn’t let me talk to him or visit to see him. I downloaded Snapchat so we could stay in contact, so I talk to him every now and then, I stayed with her over a year after she cheated twice. For the kid. At some point I had to leave.
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@Inonumband @GBBranstetter @empandanada I was disappointed when he got a gf and had kids…
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@WH00ZAH @GumboGoon “Aw quit complaining rookie! Let’s make it fun” the obnoxious one who kills for sport
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