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@Saintly96

8 months

CEO share sales at $CTT, $DDR and now $VNT. Let us use this as an excuse to revisit the greatest ever announcement in this genre:

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@Saintly96

1 year

New profit metric just dropped....

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3 years

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@Saintly96

4 years

We may have a new leader in the 2021 Chart Crimes competition:

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@Saintly96

2 years

I've been working on this for days. It might be the most productive thing I've ever done!

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@Saintly96

3 years

@kishor_nr So what? I expect most law firms have a no rape and no murder policy as well - does that mean defendants in those cases shouldn't be represented?

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@Saintly96

7 months

Heads up that I'm taking a long break from this site (for those few who care) It's frying my brain and the ongoing ensh*tification has finally tipped the balance against the many great fintwits Was I Geoff Wilson all along and am just changing accounts? Only you can decide...

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@Saintly96

3 years

Awesome - maybe Joe's best ever Peter Switzer bags bludgers, enjoys JobKeeper

Peter Switzer bags bludgers, enjoys JobKeeper

It’s time to talk about Peter Switzer and his tidy little empire.

www.afr.com

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@Saintly96

6 years

@LulaBel33493425 @DougJones Sadly for LulaBell 33,493,424 other others had already taken this name. Can't trolls/bots at least pretend to be believable to make this more of a sport.

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@Saintly96

2 years

@7amahanti Sir this seems like an excellent bargain. Before I allocate 50% of my portfolio to it can I just check: are you aware if they incur any expenses below the gross profit line? This sometimes occurs in my limited experience.

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@Saintly96

3 years

What an unbelievably sh*tty day. It's like someone running an exact replica of my holdings decided to liquidate their whole fund. Farken.

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@Saintly96

2 years

I'm publishing this in the interests of transparency and because it is a fair question raised by Swami in relation to my sale of shares in $AFL. Happy to answer any questions.

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@Saintly96

5 years

@SenPaterson One is legal the other is not. guess which is which numbnuts.

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@Saintly96

6 years

@alexbhturnbull @mattjcan @jacksongs His mum teed this up. He knows nothing about it. Honest!

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@Saintly96

2 years

A reminder of the top 3 red flags on boards: 1. Former Australian cricketers 2. Former politicians 3. Former military officers still referencing their rank

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@Saintly96

2 years

@AlboMP @kmitsotakis Why are you meeting in a Harvey Norman showroom?

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@Saintly96

2 years

@meanwhileinau A humiliating retort to those of you who claim Brisbane isn't ready to host the Olympics. This is world class.

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@Saintly96

1 year

Just doing the morning commute to a meeting while in Sydney. What a grind...

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@Saintly96

1 year

Just finished scanning through every quarterly cashflow report

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@Saintly96

5 years

LOL. Straya!

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@Saintly96

1 year

Investor to broker: "Dude I need to offload 200k $XRO shares, what's the best approach?" Star Broker: "Yo dawg, what we'll do is dump them as fast as possible, hitting the bid all the way down on one of the lowest liquidity days of the year. Guarantees you the best price".

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@Saintly96

3 years

@JohnBirmingham @sophieelsworth @australian @aus_media Incredible strike rate of being wrong every time she tweets. every. single. time.

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@Saintly96

3 years

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@Saintly96

3 years

Me watching two of my stocks open down 20%

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@Saintly96

4 years

If you liked $ESK at $3.70 you'll love it here at $1.75! Of course do your due diligence as a lot could have changed with the business during the last ... *checks notes* ... 4 hours

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@Saintly96

3 years

So he doesn't have to pay for it I expect

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@Saintly96

3 years

Great stuff from Joe again. I'm thinking of running with a new business slogan: "Invest with me - I won't f*ck your wife!" Let me know you thoughts. Too ambitious? Too hard to guarantee? I could look into some sort of insurance....

Charlie Aitken, now accepting donations

Only in a city as shallow as Sydney would the Aitkens be regarded as a ‘power couple’.

www.afr.com

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@Saintly96

2 years

Just finished having major root canal surgery with anesthetic that wasn't entirely effective. Still more pleasant than watching the price action among my microcaps so far this month

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@Saintly96

2 years

@ignore89039500 Brisbane residents once it drops below 20

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@Saintly96

5 years

@nytimes Does he want to?

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@Saintly96

6 months

OK mo'fos I'm back. Solely to bring you this leaked footage of newly installed CEO of $RFT signing his name.

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@Saintly96

8 months

You spend years climbing the social ladder; embedding yourself among 'old money' with one of the finest properties in Toorak; you've finally shed those last tell-tale signs of your working class background and the ever present fear of being sneered at as nouveau riche. AFR:

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@Saintly96

6 years

@MattStaunton73 @ThePandaOz @cassieverity @BadBadams @QuandiGirl22 @clementine_ford @taylaharriss @NayukaGorrie Why u zooming?

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@Saintly96

2 years

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@Saintly96

4 years

So @ASX no longer allows you to view 'previous trading day" announcements....what a rolling clusterfuk this is. Absolutely begging for regulatory intervention to bring in competition even though no one would be asking for it if they did a half competent job of providing mkt info

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@Saintly96

1 year

Loving this new Cashflow category at $MFD

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@Saintly96

3 years

A timeline: Mar 2020 - Jan 2022: Qld imposes draconian border restrictions. Jan 2022: KFC can't guarantee availability of 10 piece feed. 8 hours later: QLD Border fully open.

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@Saintly96

2 years

Need fund manager advice. Obviously when you've blown up and the market is also heavily down the go-to for your monthly report is Buffet Quotes. What about if you're down for the month and the market is up 6%?☹️ Asking for friend etc...

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@Saintly96

6 years

@Studio10au @Joe_Hildebrand So the egging will cause Anning's supporters to continue to support him 🙄

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@Saintly96

1 year

$BRN

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@Saintly96

3 years

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@Saintly96

1 year

LOL. Just sterling work from the valuers here. I'm sure all the other REIT's are correct though.

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@Saintly96

1 year

LOL - this is great trolling from AFR as lead story on their website

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@Saintly96

4 years

When the market is up 3.5% and your 30% weighted top position is down 3.5%....

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@Saintly96

1 year

These days most employees won't even sacrifice their first-born to supply the blood infusions a bloke needs while trying to summon a portal to Hades! Country's gone to sh #t ...

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@Saintly96

3 years

Portfolio at 10:30am vs Portfolio at 1pm

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@Saintly96

5 years

Attention!!! Stand down on $WTC. Problem solved. It's not a super baggy 170x PE roll-up of shitco's....its just a company so cutting edge that your tiny minds (and accounting standards) can't deal with it right now: Cc: @BagholderQuotes

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@Saintly96

4 years

@innanet_man @notagain127 Wow thanks. Never seen this.

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@Saintly96

3 years

BNPL investors furiously Googling "NPAT" after reading announcement from Humm ($HUM)

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3 years

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@Saintly96

2 years

Microcap Jesus trying to sniff out some Italian deep value

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@Saintly96

4 years

Hey @asicmedia how much should I invest with these guys? I saw it in The Courier-Mail today and their website looks very professional. I will just start with 1/2 my Super though given it's recession proof I will probably scale up. @johnnyshap @liamiwalsh

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@Saintly96

6 years

@BagholderQuotes This is a slightly disappointing Origin Story tbh. I had assumed your parents were weak hands, brutally murdered while on a lunch break and that u were then raised in an orphanage run by the Tutes...

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@Saintly96

5 years

Live footage of AGL due diligence team leaving the $VOC data room....

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@Saintly96

1 year

What an absolute disgrace this minister is. Full on banana republic stuff @mrjoeaston

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@Saintly96

7 years

@TonyAbbottMHR You are the most out of touch public figure in Australia. Your opposition alone could spark a groundswell of support.

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@Saintly96

8 months

$CTT

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@Saintly96

5 years

@Jillwrite @Jarrapin @MichaelWestBiz @TwitterSupport You've got this one badly wrong @TwitterSupport Michael West had permission from the recipient of the letter to post it. Nothing more should be needed. The claim by Minter Ellison that it is 'private and confidential' has no bearing - get your Australian lawyers to look at this!

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@Saintly96

8 months

$PPL

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@Saintly96

2 years

I dunno brah, is EBITDA really the best metric to use when you are buying 100 trucks? just sayin'...

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@Saintly96

3 years

Well there were the nearly $6 in grossed up dividends.....

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@Saintly96

2 years

Revenge of the Turds

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@Saintly96

2 years

POTUS just out here pumping his ASX micro-cap sh*tco's before month end....

President Biden

@POTUS

2 years

I’ve got more good news: 27.5 million bottles of safe infant formula manufactured by Bubs Australia are coming to the United States. We’re doing everything in our power to get more formula on shelves as soon as possible.

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@Saintly96

1 year

Come to Jesus for all the breaking news 3 weeks early!

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@Saintly96

1 year

I wonder if $MAF punters are counting on their usual outrageous performance fee from Redcape this year as a result of the incessant ramp up in valuations...... Redcape closed redemptions over the weekend, started a process of asset sales and the valuation pump train is over

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@Saintly96

3 years

Me trying to scan every 4C today while still sh*tposting on Twitter

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@Saintly96

3 years

We worry about Millenials and trading accounts but who is keeping an eye on the boomers? #frankingcreditsatanyprice

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@Saintly96

4 years

Find someone who loves you as much as $KGN loves updating the market with indecipherable performance metrics and an absence of any $ figures.

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@Saintly96

1 year

Ahmed Fahour leaving $LFS

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@Saintly96

10 months

jeez - takeovers everywhere in small/microcaps (though none of mine of course). At this rate, by 2025, all we'll all be able to do is trade Audiopixels and Brainchip amongst ourselves. .......which will be AWESOME!

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@Saintly96

1 year

Australians?

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@Saintly96

3 years

@FradeDuarte $BYND have a moat via point of sale presentation though

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@Saintly96

6 years

@RealMarkLatham @MikeCarlton01 @Nihilon45 @roger_mm1 So to hammer home this message you chose a co-author who isn't a dad and has an in-house fucking butler......

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@Saintly96

2 years

Uncle Gerry: "Hey fuk yo cap rate, Imma decide wot my big boxes is worth" Incredible stuff. 2nd biggest half of upward revaluations while the risk free rate skyrockets. $HVN

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@Saintly96

2 years

Checking in on the daily performance of the 5 most recently added companies to my fund

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@Saintly96

2 years

Booktopia investors watching on as Regal exits...

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@Saintly96

5 years

@GerberKawasaki @jasonzweigwsj If it's so easy to walk up stairs then why are avocados? #LearntoLogic

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@Saintly96

4 years

Bought and sold some $MSB on Friday for a quick 13% gain....feeling pretty happy with myself. Let me just check how it's going today....

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@Saintly96

2 years

@BillAckman @VivekGRamaswamy

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@Saintly96

4 years

Me opening a Form 2A and trying to find the number of shares on issue before resumption of trading...

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@Saintly96

1 year

@FinancialReview Amazing maths here from @FinancialReview . The $204,000 "annual" tax referred to in headline and article includes over $140k in theoretical stamp duty.....which is obviously not an annual charge

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@Saintly96

3 years

"Over FY22 and FY23, Airtasker will invest ~$20 million to ignite city-level markets in the US and UK with a primary focus on identifying scalable growth tactics (the “playbook”) whilst maintaining a sustainable cash burn rate."

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@Saintly96

3 years

😂😂😂

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@Saintly96

4 years

@RAF_Luton @MikeCarlton01 @Qantas @British_Airways Some of the best trolling ever here....when the aviation geeks stop foaming at the mouth you will get the Irish coming for you 😂

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@Saintly96

3 years

Hey @cettireofficial how come there's no comment from a JDcom executive on your exciting new partnership in today's announcement? It's not because the partnership is just you opening a store on their platform is it? $CTT

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@Saintly96

3 years

$PAC acquisition looks pretty good. But what is it with companies' need to speak in code...

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@Saintly96

2 years

Wow, not seen these terms for a CEO before but makes sense here I guess

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@Saintly96

2 years

Puns in ASX announcements - red flag? Yes.

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@Saintly96

2 years

@bankcustomers So there is staff to treat you. You think 'beds' means physical beds? There is a shortage of staff. The migrants who come aren't old people getting pneumonia. They are often doctors and nurses and carers. All that said I hope you get well soon.

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@Saintly96

8 months

"OK, i'll buy your shares but only if you say how your f*cking us" $SEQ

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@Saintly96

7 years

@JoeyBenedetto5 @UFGoldenGirl @StormyDaniels Light is not your friend

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@Saintly96

1 year

Inside Rich Lister Tim Gurner’s new anti-ageing, private social club @88888sAccount @longhorncapital New type of AFR profile pic just dropped - gonna need your reviews Don't read the article if you want to hold down your lunch

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@Saintly96

3 years

fairly standard month so far in line with the index

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@Saintly96

3 years

This downturn is a lot less funny now my holdings are getting smashed ☹️

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@Saintly96

1 year

This is one of the most disgracefully bloated pay packets I've ever seen. This is a sub $100m mkt cap company that has done nothing but disappoint. Surely Samuel Terry has enough sway to prevent this kind of stuff? $NAM

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@Saintly96

2 years

Me offering sincere congratulations to other fund managers who have outperformed me in the last month...

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@Saintly96

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2 years

🛩️

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@Saintly96

2 years

Voice in my head every time I scan through the 7 pages of puffery at the start of every Form 4C Quarterly Cashflow report: "Just show me the fukn numbers"

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