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Super liberal. curvy. feminist. no racists, bigots, MAGA. she/her. 40yo+ I like beards, coffee, food. I won't call you daddy.

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Say-rah, it's Sarah, yo.
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This is an alt account. If you can find my main, you get a prize!* *There is no prize.
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@MtStHelensWA But we have a Superior lake.
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@ohhhbay @notcapnamerica I almost died when she got the scissors out. Nooooooo comb them out, not cut them out!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ (There is a detangler spray for horse hair that works great)
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@ladyonchain @Morbidful They knew he was having thoughts of violence, did nothing to prevent access to handgun, his mother even prodded him on via text message.
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@GrnMtnbear @fesshole Well, the Chalymidia pathogen doesn't live outside the body for more than a few minutes. Soooo, yeah. It's probably not the toy. Always clean your toys. Just saying.
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@caseydanielee Wtf? I pop a yeast infection every time I'm on antibiotics. Not sexually active. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
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@ask_aubry Nope. My female gyn is great, and it's just a pinch when she takes the swab, but it's not pleasurable. Not at all.
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@AmberAnna391 @ask_aubry And he knew they were "together" since 12yo. Teach him at 13 how to use a condom, buy him a big box of the good ones, get her on BC. 16yo is too young to be a parent, don't continue the cycle.
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@KeneAkers Of course it's in Texas. . .atrocious
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@LoudestMy @TansuYegen No, the red spot is to mark which ram bred the ewe, in a herd situation. They will usually rotate 2 rams in, the first is one color and covers a portion of the ewes. The second is another color and covers the ewes that weren't bred by the first. Also helps to determine lambing
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@SeanYoo What happened to the guy in the suitcase?????
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@BecuJeanne @notcapnamerica Cowboy Magic is great, as is the Mane n' Tail detangler spray. For horses and humans
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@fesshole Ewww. Dude.
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@mhdksafa It's because women are on a cycle, therefore easier to manipulate fertility. Men are constantly producing spermatazoa, therefore harder to manipulate fertility w hormonal methods. Yes, vasectomy should be a more embraced procedure for men.
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@ask_aubry Those are fine names for boys, and she is most definitely not the AH. She asked Leigh to leave. That means leave.
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@ask_aubry Aww, that's sad, but nice about the pizza place! They did right by them w the olives, and the box drawing was nice.
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@ask_aubry MIL sounds like my own biological mother. . .
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@ChefReactions But why are all these white lady recipes monochromatic and void of vegetables? Are they afraid of vegetables?
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@ChefReactions I don't think a 50gal drum of bleach could help a hotel sink.
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@kvlovely19 I was told by a GenZ that I look 10yrs younger than I am. 🤷‍♀️
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@terriblekid_ @Morbidful Maybe a scholarship or a mentor could've helped him on a better path?
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@ChefReactions Ok, but why the real bacon lattice, then the turkey sausage?? And if you're going to go the baking mix route, just use box bisquick *or* break out the flour, baking soda, and baking powder. Jfc.
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@isturma @ChefReactions You beat me to this comment.😁 🤢
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Out of surgery, in recovery. You guys can't get rid of me that easily!!@
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@RoryOCleary You're very handsome, but also not into women, and I'm a woman. Those Cubans look damn tasty. . .
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@ChefReactions I want her food mill!! So much easier than cranking.
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@JustMe08838341 @LuckyMcGee Elk burger is amazing!!!
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@Ginger_Tucci I'm straight, but I'd date her. She's hot!
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Broken good. I will be going in for surgery on my ankle tomorrow. 🤞🤞
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@CalltoActivism Tribal mistake
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@anactualwalnut I got into a fight w my friend, who had her parents buy her a house at 16yo (because she had a baby at 15yo), who had this exact same mentality. And this was back in the mid-1980's, before real estate went sky high.
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@SoVeryBritish Mayo. Preferably garlic mayonnaise.
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Stitches are out!!
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Just went to the grocery store, now I need to sell a kidney.
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@thermo_vending @_R00BY @Morbidful This. The water is hotter than boiling due to the sugar.
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Sad day on the farm. RIP sweet Piggy.
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My roast turned out great!!
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Is 3:43pm on a Friday too early to start drinking? Asking for a friend.
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Brief nap, then cooking brussel sprouts w maple bacon, maybe Sarah's epic slaw, chicken boobs?
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@fatyana @ask_aubry Yeah, let's not give infants adult medications. JFC.
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Orzo or rice? 🤔
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My swollen lip. Can this day be over yet?
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Restarting your life at 44yo is rough.
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@RoryOCleary I watched a PBS documentary on EOL, and this senior who was critically ill, arranged for a simple pine casket to be built, but the family and friends were invited in to embellish it w notes, signatures, anything. It was very poignant. He got to see it before he passed.
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My birthday is this month. No way I'm going dry January.
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Bra is off!!
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Finished and plated
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All I want is to cum. Is that too much to ask??
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The middle of nowhere fucking northern Michigan.
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The girls are choosing to be up here. They're open to the nice mowed grass. 🙄🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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@ckirbyyyy Omg!!! ILY! And both look delicious! 💗💗💗
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This is 43
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@EM_RESUS Your voice is great! Very soothing
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I know I consumed too much alcohol last night, but these look yummy and a bit nutritious.
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lunch is ready!! ...
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I'm hot and tired and dirty
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@ask_aubry And she found out my thyroid was funky - nodules, after more diagnostics.
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Pork chops, fingerling potatoes, asparagus or broccoli/cauliflower. Do I dry rub the chops or bread them? 🤔
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Yep, I'm in the bright pink band
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Why do scalloped potatoes sound good?
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Ok so this fucker is really starting to hurt
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@fesshole Oh hell no
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I love you guys. Just saying. Tweeting into the void/not void helps me cope. 💗💗💗
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Chicken broccoli rice w extra veg. #FoodPorn
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My 44th birthday is coming up in January. Is it bad to request a night in a hotel room w a jacuzzi tub, and room service w pizza?? Who's joining me?
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On today's episode: what's in my bra that's making my boob itch? Hay. Hay is in my bra.
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I'm saying it, even though it makes me a bitch. I don't want Mom to come home.
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It's Friday, I have wine. Who's willing to get on this
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The volcano in Iceland is erupting, and I'm obsessed with it.
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I can't stop watching this!!
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Wore this to take mom to the hospital. Zero fucks given.
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@ChefReactions People weren't doing this already??
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What is this? Another good sleep night. Who/what am I turning into?
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@RiotGrlErin What's wrong w the metal in your face?
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I know as soon as I get these pants off the pharmacy will text
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Planting like a mad woman!!
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@DuchessSexpert 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "long walk in the rain w a toaster"
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You guys, my friend, who has been living out of her car for 3+ yrs just got an apt!!! She will not freeze to death in the Canadian winter. I'm so happy for her!!!
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Clusterfuck before 8am, why does it always have to be hard?
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Made breaded pork chops, herb roasted potatoes, creamy pesto pasta and Sarah's super slaw for dinner
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@MeanestTA I think this might be my favorite BFFIL thread
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I'm pretty drunk, and horny. Taking applications
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First batch of 9 cups planted
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Visor season already
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