uty fanfic my friend wrote (i have permission to post this)
includes: dancing stars, some marloba, a few nsfw jokes, sex is implied but not actually in the fic, pole dancing
@moundsofmayhem
@GRlFFS
they're confusing the feel of old minecraft with the feel of being a child playing old minecraft.
it's the innocence you can't go back to, not the old versions.
@porgiexd
"I show people how I build profitable brands" is tech bro slang for "My parents were rich and I make more money by scamming people into buying my get-rich-quick scheme that doesn't work"
@ItsPaulNeumann
@KatyMontgomerie
we don't give a flying fuck about the corporations, we laugh at the people who boycott them just because they support trans people.
@catherinesclaws
i once vented about them in a discord server. my ex joined that server a few months later. guess who still has a nagging fear that her entire school thinks she wants to fuck third graders?
@kremling80
@SpectralAurora_
it's not even about eating healthy it's about being yourself and not succumbing to peer pressure (she loved lima beans but stopped eating them because her classmates hated them)
@emmalee72
@rachel
what do you mean? hamsters like to explore, this is sort of a stimulus for them. why do you think there's so many elaborate cages for sale? they enjoy the adventures because they're fun, and as long as there's no real danger, it should be okay.
@NotJadeJuno
@Ish_bruhh
would you not get fired after melting a bunch of people together and never telling anyone that you did it, all the while promising their families that they'd be safe and sent home
@_frostv2_
@GenZMoments
the mfs that use "white" as an insult like i can handle unseasoned chicken jokes but when you start literally insulting me for my race then that's where it's hard to believe you're not racist.
@agitouprising
@fazfacts_
I don't agree that they're boring, but as someone who regularly sees sun/moon art on various platforms, I have noticed people heavily altering their personalities and appearances. they really did go down the tumblr sexyman route. never been happier to be a music man simp
@_MG_27
@Elafagalus
waaaaah if my family suspects i'm anything other than the girl they see me as i'm going to be homeless while still in school waaaah
no idea what theremind's gonna do with that pizza cause i just learned they can't actually open their mouths but it was a funny idea so
#mysingingmonsters
#monsterpiece
consider the following:
bbb has confirmed that monsters do not have genders
this simultaneously means that all monsters are the same gender
hence, every monster is lesbian
regardless of how they look, they are all lesbian
@Oleandersss_
@woffiecocoa
i'm not sure about the online situation but considering we went to the kalahari resort with our cookie money in 2022, i can confirm that most of it goes to the troop, not the organization.
@a1m3v
@lezbigarf
that pic is funny bc the honey and teddy bear emojis often mean shotacon so we know exactly why they're getting criticized
why you gonna get mad at minors when you sexualize little boys /nbh
@alonorsmth
funny you're using a character that has canonically committed genocide across several timelines to represent your response to other people talking about a genocide
hot take: kanaclover sucks
it works as a platonic ship but like why are you shipping a kindergartner and a 5th grader
even if you age them up to be teens, the age gap's still too large