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Actor, Musician, and sole survivor of the Oceangate Titan

England, United Kingdom
Joined December 2020
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@ThreatNotation The only TikTok any of you should be using is a metronome
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PSA
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@doulbedoink "I'm wearing cosplay" "Baby it's ranked online" "You've been playing all day" "but baby it's ranked online"
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@ABSURDISTSLUT "Cum for me" "YES CHEF"
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@GoodReddit Can anyone explain the Yippee's origin and how it came to be a symbol for autistic people?
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@TRAlNSPOTTER You can bet the front girl fought SO HARD to be the dance leader
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This is absolutely the meanest joke I've ever written.
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@ChappellTracker You'll never guess who invented sandwiches
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Since people liked my edit so much, here's one I made earlier
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@MeganBitchell I do the same with my boys but we list female authors whose works are seminal to the modern feminist movement ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
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@Poopsoc62992682 It's wrong to say that one is better than the other, because mine wouldn't exist without the original. Haus is my muse, my spark, my lover
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@yoloswagstudios This is the funniest doxxing of all time
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@hausofdecline The most important part of a relationship is knowing where you stand, in the left of frame, or the right of frame
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@prettytheyswag *Takes a massive hit* Maybe patrolling the Mojave really DOES make you wish for a nuclear winter
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@doulbedoink @doulbedoink Ask and you shall receive
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Finally dug out my crappy graphics tablet for some @hausofdecline inspired shenanigans.
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He won't fucking shut up about his vinyl collection
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@merrittk "Dude, it's Brojob time, choo choo!" *Wet gagging and choking noises*
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@doulbedoink "Please come warm me up, I'm so very cold" "If I lose this match I'm back in gold"
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Guess who watched The End Of Evangelion again tonight
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@hausofdecline This is why your work is so important; Fiction allows us to imagine a world where testicular torsion doesn't exist
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@hausofdecline This one is for the Brits
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@doulbedoink Full version
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@Renarchat Organisms that would evolve into carboniferous fungus, bacteria, and insects
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@keithjohnstack She is so shocked by the sequence of events that both her eyes are looking in the same direction
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This one is a lot darker than my usual work
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@deerbrian @Hbomberguy We can certainly give him credit for spreading the word, but its success is all down your hard work and dedication ๐Ÿ‘
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Unlocking some Patreon comics over the next few days
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@CrescentEagle @wisebusta Just goes to show that sitting in a tree in the dead of night and eating mice is a shortcut to respect
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@freshhel That is such a good metaphor, excellent use of the English language ๐Ÿ‘
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Absolutely obsessed with the labels on this amp I found at the thrift shop
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@ThreatNotation No pianist can resist a challenge to their ego
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Since people liked my edit so much, here's one I made earlier
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Devil's Advocate
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Madvillainy will be 20 years old in March. This is about as contemporary as my Hip-Hop references get.
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@hausofdecline If you take the blue pill, inform a doctor if the erection lasts longer than 4 hours
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@hausofdecline I made it worse
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@valkalrie Me and the homies after a couple amphoras of wine
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@merrittk "You're goated with the sauce when you're throating with my sauce my guy" *Even wetter gagging and choking noises*
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@beetlemoses New reaction image
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Omg a hit tweet, check out my music
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