“We won in Constantinople because we GOON!!! Stop seeking eternal salvation you should only care about temporal matters and carnal vice.”
“Get away from me, ape.”
“Ermegersh Rainbow dash just hecking looked at Applejack, this totally means they’re dating!!!”
“Erm… no she hecking looked at Sorin that means she’s dating him!!!”
She’s looking at you right now, you are dating Rainbow dash.
From here on out I will not be posting unicorns, this account is now dedicated to the hard working earth ponies who keep Equestria fed (at least until I think of a better bio.)
Actual morons waiting for me to post something good to the discord pony channel so they can burry it under twitter links, unrelated conversation, and lower quality art.
If I was president the first thing I would do is refurbish the nuclear arsenal. The second thing I would do is extrajudicial drone strike pornographers.