Socks Pony Emporium Profile Banner
Socks Pony Emporium Profile
Socks Pony Emporium

@SAsocksPony

245
Followers
37
Following
778
Media
1,334
Statuses

Rightful, albeit lazy, king of Bohemia and heir to the Holy Roman Empire. |🇻🇦Catholic🇻🇦|⚜️monarchist⚜️|💎horse thief💎|🟰equalist magocrat✨

Our Town, EQ
Joined December 2023
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
“All art is political.”
Tweet media one
35
213
2K
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Tweet media one
7
146
990
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Tweet media one
14
70
605
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Cutepost
Tweet media one
3
59
541
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
“An actually good humanization.” And then it’s just immodesty
Tweet media one
3
41
503
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Tweet media one
53
36
361
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Tweet media one
10
49
344
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Horses cited:
Tweet media one
4
36
301
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
2 months
Take your meds, anon.
Tweet media one
9
29
270
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
>be me >me bee
Tweet media one
2
39
271
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
2 months
Tweet media one
3
29
270
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Kirin blabbermouth GF.
Tweet media one
2
31
214
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
“Ha bro you know what would be the funniest thing ever? What if… ponies… but le violent? Hahaha, I’ve truly won the internet.”
Tweet media one
13
4
178
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Twitter doesn’t allow you to download gifs without premium, actual poverty site.
5
15
205
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
“We won in Constantinople because we GOON!!! Stop seeking eternal salvation you should only care about temporal matters and carnal vice.” “Get away from me, ape.”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
5
17
174
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
What’s *your* special talent?
49
16
196
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Cutiepost
Tweet media one
2
23
198
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Yes you do, be professional.
Tweet media one
@EclipticKathar
Ecliptic Kathársis
3 months
You don't have to follow their rules
Tweet media one
1
13
163
3
11
160
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
This is the sincerest expression of the human sovl. You can’t get it.
Tweet media one
@Shithogxd
shithog🇸🇪
4 months
Being a brony and calling other people soyjaks is the most ironic thing ever
3
1
5
7
11
143
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
2 months
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I cutepost on company time
Tweet media one
1
17
151
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
2
12
133
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
2 months
My worthless pony life.
0
13
133
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Just said “what the hay” in public
Tweet media one
4
4
119
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
You are valid, xister.
Tweet media one
2
6
114
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
“Ermegersh Rainbow dash just hecking looked at Applejack, this totally means they’re dating!!!” “Erm… no she hecking looked at Sorin that means she’s dating him!!!” She’s looking at you right now, you are dating Rainbow dash.
Tweet media one
13
13
108
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Behold. The western K-on.
Tweet media one
8
14
89
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Cutepost
Tweet media one
0
18
106
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
I WANT TO WORK IN A KIRINESE SWEATSHOP FOR MARSHMALLOW! I WANT TO BE BEATEN FOR GETTING A LITTLE BLOOD ON A WHITE DRESS BY MARSHMALLOW!
Tweet media one
11
12
90
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
@gpfourteen
gee pea
3 months
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
18
275
3
11
88
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Book worm
1
12
85
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
The best ship is friendship
Tweet media one
@dashboulevard
sourdoughed 😈
3 months
“soulmates tend to copy each other’s actions”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
Tweet media four
8
100
681
3
5
78
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
1 month
“…”
Tweet media one
2
4
74
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Tweet media one
2
8
58
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
2 months
Every day I try to think of what to tweet, so I look at my recently saved ponies, and think, “when would I ever use this?”
Tweet media one
2
6
73
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
OH NOOOOO I DIDNT GET INTO SOME LITERALLY WHO’s OOMFIE CIRCLE I SNEED TO KRILL MYSHELF!!!!!!!!!
4
4
71
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
SPEAK PONISH, ZEBRA!
Tweet media one
3
11
63
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
Tweet media one
0
12
65
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
An apple a day
Tweet media one
1
6
65
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Women cannot compare.
Tweet media one
1
6
61
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Cutepost
Tweet media one
0
9
56
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
The quality of discourse has been in free fall for too long
Tweet media one
1
9
55
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
“Imagine a My Little Pony discord server where you CANT post show screenshots.”
Tweet media one
7
3
54
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
@detective_kei Chaaaaaaat, TND.
0
0
49
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Homesick for a place I’m not even sure exists.
Tweet media one
@zagrebbi
Werner Zagrebbi
6 months
Homesick for a place I'm not even sure exists
Tweet media one
4
2
30
3
10
51
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
2
7
51
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Electric chair or admit season 9 is canon.
Tweet media one
7
3
45
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Cutepost
Tweet media one
0
7
48
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
I follow too many people, reply within the next 10 minutes or I unfollow.
17
3
47
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
I’m on a seafood diet. If I see food, and it’s a fish, I eat it.
Tweet media one
3
3
49
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
From here on out I will not be posting unicorns, this account is now dedicated to the hard working earth ponies who keep Equestria fed (at least until I think of a better bio.)
6
1
48
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Logging onto shitter every morning to see no ponies posted.
Tweet media one
5
4
45
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Socio-economic factors forcing me to smoke fent on public transportation.
@frozenagitation
Nate
4 months
A person smoking fentanyl on the train is not making you unsafe. Just stop trying to find ways to hate poor people.
345
87
539
1
3
42
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
VVoah
Tweet media one
0
2
44
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
HH to Hug Horse
2
3
44
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Sovl vs soulless
Tweet media one
@HidamariSneed
Yuno Póst
4 months
literally me
Tweet media one
20
78
1K
0
4
45
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
“102% zebra, with a 2% margin of error.”
Tweet media one
2
4
42
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Post boops
3
4
40
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
“Stop watching shows for little girls.”
Tweet media one
2
0
40
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
@youtooz Ermegersh this is just like my heckin wholesome chungus marvel sloperino!!!!
3
0
40
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Tweet media one
0
0
40
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
“Oomfie, open the door. It’s time to watch a show for little girls.”
Tweet media one
3
3
35
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Mares when I tell them my credit score is in the very good range
0
1
40
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
“Or so the changelings would have us believe.”
Tweet media one
2
5
37
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Tweet media one
0
8
35
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
@NightmareLuna88 Reddit is down the hall and to the left, xir.
Tweet media one
1
3
38
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Starlight would never make it as leader of the Chinese communist party, she’d be dead by dinner time.
Tweet media one
2
1
40
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Tweet media one
3
2
38
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Actual morons waiting for me to post something good to the discord pony channel so they can burry it under twitter links, unrelated conversation, and lower quality art.
1
0
38
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
“Hunter Bidens laptop is a distraction from cute pretty adorable little ponies.”
Tweet media one
0
9
34
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Tweet media one
2
6
34
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Equestria has fallen, billions must shy.
Tweet media one
0
5
33
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
POV: she just lynched you
Tweet media one
5
5
34
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
YEHAW!!!!
Tweet media one
0
4
35
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Raritybros… I’m not feeling too good.
Tweet media one
3
1
32
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Tweet media one
10
1
31
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
7 months
RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY RARITY
2
3
32
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Mfw I put on a season 9 episode during the watch party
Tweet media one
2
3
34
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
I never enjoyed the cmc until Growing Up is Hard to Do.
Tweet media one
2
0
32
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Yes, officer, this zegro here looked at me funny.
Tweet media one
0
2
27
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
He unfollowed me to make this joke, heartwarming.
Tweet media one
@CoalS511
🇺🇸 Coalz 🇻🇦
3 months
I set it so that only gay rеtards can reply to this, did it work?
48
3
104
2
0
33
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Equestria is where friendship is
Tweet media one
3
5
32
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Tweet media one
0
8
32
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
>you go to Equestria, but…
Tweet media one
5
0
31
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
POV: you are the complete and total destruction of liberalism
Tweet media one
3
3
29
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Best
Tweet media one
1
0
32
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
I don’t usually post my own art on this account, but I painted this piece yesterday and wanted to share it. ^~^
Tweet media one
7
0
29
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Every good story needs its vrilain
Tweet media one
3
1
29
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
:sunbeam:
Tweet media one
1
2
31
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
If I was president the first thing I would do is refurbish the nuclear arsenal. The second thing I would do is extrajudicial drone strike pornographers.
Tweet media one
2
1
30
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
“Honse.” “Snowpity.” “Hiaw hitwer, bwuver.” “Hitler morning, everypony.”
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
2
2
27
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
Tweet media one
1
0
30
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Tweet media one
5
1
25
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Rainbros… I get it now.
0
3
29
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Erm… what the hay?
Tweet media one
0
2
28
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
You need to go back
Tweet media one
1
1
28
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
6 months
Sitting at my battlestation bullying women
Tweet media one
2
4
28
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
3 months
You wouldn’t be able to tell this from my happy go lucky Twitter personality but I’m actually dark chuddy messed up in the head.
Tweet media one
2
1
27
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
Follow back one (1) mormon and now my entire timeline is trying to justify polygamy
6
0
25
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
The greatest way to engage with My Little Pony is genuinely.
Tweet media one
3
0
26
@SAsocksPony
Socks Pony Emporium
4 months
“Duuuude… bro… what if like… ponies… but they like… sex… bro… I’m so mature.”
Tweet media one
@Prismatic_lyres
Prismatic_Stetsons
4 months
Type of shit she'd post on her story
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
9
140
2K
2
2
25