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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

Sean Dyche the "football dinosaur" relegates the "up and coming tactical maestro" Scott Parker. Despite spending less money and playing nothing but 4-4-2. Take your possession and your PSG keeper and stick it right up yer arse. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Fucking have that you grime loving, tracksuit wearing, privileged set of wankers. That's what happens when you can't cheat your way to a win. Take your liquid football and your 70m winger and stick it right up your arse. #afc #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Burnley outfootballing Palace with Erik Pieters on the left wing and a CM on the right wing. But aye, keep believing we play nothing but hoofball because some virgin with an account name like "Elite Manè" or "Ultimate Guendouzi" says we do. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

1 year

Bastards complaining about Barnes' handball must be forgetting about Williamsons red, Dunn's offside and Olssons dive. Hard lines. Move on, fuck off.

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

My Mum has just asked me who my favourite auntie is. Football I replied, anti-football. Up the fucking Burnley. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

On my brothers stag in Barcelona and @BurnleyOfficial winning just makes it even better. Up the fucking Clarets!!

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

We weren't beaten by quality of football or any kind of skill, we're beaten due to officiating incompetency. Hard to take but if we play like that the rest of the season we stay up comfortably. Dyche spot on second half. We move on. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

🤮🤮 Someone relegate Burnley, all they do is park the bus and defend for 90 mins. Tinpot

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

4 years

81' GOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!! 0-3 The Clarets have a third, as Kevin Long pokes home from close range. 🎙️- #FULBUR | #UTC | #EmiratesFACup

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Rocky used to go the bar for me when I was 17 when I used to go with the Boundary Clarets (often on my own), I used to sit and have a few beers with him and all the old boys and they were nothing welcoming. RIP Rocky #alwaysbeaclaret

TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel

@TurfCastPodcast

2 years

Some sad news morning - Burnley legend Rocky Mills has died. No bigger Claret than that man, RIP to a true Clarets legend. ❤️ #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

1 year

Hi Neil, were you singing Que Sera Sera after you went 2-1 up mate?

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@neilzarac

1 year

🤣 ⁦👋🏻 @BurnleyOfficial ⁩ ⁦ #Rovers ⁩

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Absolutely buzzing for Vydra there. Look at how much that meant to him..great to see. In there you Clarets.

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

Seeing Rovers implode is one of life's great pleasures. There's still a big section of their support who just cannot accept that we're better than them. They were genuinely thinking they were auto-promotion contenders. Fucking superb.

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

I've gone from Olympiacos away to the 'Whitby Morrison Ice Cream Van' stand. Christ. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Your manager literally moaned about the wind last week..

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@JamesPearceLFC

6 years

Can't be a top-flight manager who moans as incessantly at fourth officials as Sean Dyche. Absolutely relentless

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Surrounded by Everton fans in the Bob Lord so that made that one even sweeter. Richarlison and Pickford crying about time wasting too, fucking brilliant. By no means does this guarantee out but it gives us a sniff. Jay Rod and Aaron Lennon superb tonight.

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Absolutely loving that Dyche has triggered the scousers. Imagine if Henderson did the same challenge against Man United? They'd be already churning out chants and making YouTube tributes. Heaven forbid little Burnley being able to put in firm but fair tackles their superstars.

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

😭😭 Imagine a sniper taking Rocky out before he smacked an unsuspecting Rovers fan in the bollocks

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@Swxnsea

3 years

Snipers in helicopters for Blackburn vs Burnley

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

I'm praying that this plane thing was a Rovers wind up but after seeing people commenting on the Burnley Express page in regards to BLM it wouldn't surprise me if it wasn't. Imagine being a black player and seeing that. A pre-historic mentality that damages the town and the club.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Xhaka throwing his hat in the ring for our player of the season so far

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Beating people who are 100 percent more intelligent than you in the pub quiz is a real do. You might know your sulphur from your silicone but do you know who plays their home games at Brunton Park? Do you fuck. Right up ye.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

😂😂😂 Finally justice for this fat fucker sabotaging our game vs. Olympiakos. Reap what you sow you fat Jabba the hutt prick

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@FootyAccums

4 years

Olympiakos and Nottinghamm Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis has announced he has contracted coronavirus. He was at the Forest match at home Millwall last Friday! 😳

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

Remember staying out all day and getting smashed with my Dad after this, turned up my ex's Mums birthday meal steaming, puking up as I got out the taxi. Got in real trouble but we don't talk anymore so who cares!? Love you @scottyarf

The-Clarets

@TheClarets_com

3 years

🎶 “Who put the ball in the Bastards net?" Super Scotty Arfield 🎶 On This Day in 2015, @ScottyArf scored THAT goal against Blackburn 💜💙 #TwitterClarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

11 years since Wadey did the business at Wembley. We were never going to lose that day. @TurfCastPodcast #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

8 months

Can somebody explain to me why we'll not be facing similar down the line? Spending £110m for a club our size can hardly be sustainable?

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@FabrizioRomano

8 months

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 BREAKING: Premier League charges Nottingham Forest and Everton with breaching financial rules. Clubs facing points deductions charged by Premier League with breaching profit & sustainability rules. Second charge this season for Everton, docked 10 points in November.

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

Not sure whether to laugh or cry about being refused alcohol in Morrisons as I left me licence at home. 28 years old. Not a good day to have a face that has never sniffed cocaine

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Would be an incredible shame for Dyches tenure to end like this. He IS the club. Couldn't see us surviving in the Prem without him. I've always defended the board in the last few seasons but this is indefensible. #twitterclarets

Chris Boden

@bodenknights

4 years

Clearly tensions between the manager and chairman, and I’m led to believe things are as bad as they are made out to be in the Mail article. Whether that means SD will leave or not remains to be seen

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@RyanTheClaret

10 years

QPR are everything that's wrong with modern football. Hope Derby annihilate them in the final.

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Bastards piping up when they were dumped out by Greek giants Larissa. 😂

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Any spares for Sunday please let me know, willing to sit infront of the biggest pillar in the Bob Lord just to be there #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

The Dyche out mob gone back under their rocks again now aye? Belting win that. Cannot wait to read the usual bollocks, outrage tweets tonight #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Works do tonight, free bar. Going to get obliterated and launch jaeger bombs at my company directors who no doubt voted Tory. Job centre in the morning. Zero hours contract Monday. Here's to Christmas. 🍻

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Strong fucking jaw Burnley #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Football fans are so fickle aren't they? Wanker

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Well that's us fucked then

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Think you've had a shit day? We're only just being picked up from an Asda in Liverpool after watching us have 0 shots on target at Everton. 2019 can get into the fucking bin

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Me to the wanky bmw/audi drivers after they overtake me in my 08 plate Ford Fiesta

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Leeds avoiding the wrath of Liverpool twitter by losing the match. Now they’ll get plaudits because they “give it a go” yet when we got a point out of them it was anti football 🤷‍♂️

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@RyanTheClaret

7 years

Aaaaaaand its gone

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@bet365

7 years

🗓 108 days 🌅 2,592 hours ⏰ 155,520 minutes ⌚ 9,331,200 seconds... Since Blackburn Rovers last lost a league game. The longest run in the top four tiers. 🔵⚪️ #Rovers ⚪️🔵

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@RyanTheClaret

7 years

Hell fire..George Boyd must be struggling at Sheff Wednesday..he's ended up on First Dates for christ sake. #TwitterClarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

How fucking good has Jay Rod been tonight? Going forward and defensively, wants this win more than any of us. Worked his socks off. Superb. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

The Corona wind up has begun

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

I've managed to stop gambling for one whole year, which has been difficult considering I used to bet most days. If you think that I'm going to break my duck on the "Virtual Grand National" then you're absolutely correct.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

It was inevitable that our time in the Prem would end sooner rather than later. We can't compete with sides spending 50m+ every year. But if we lose our place this year due to pathetic/cautious recruitment with our best manager since Harry Potts would be very hard to take.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

This article has confirmed that probably around 90% of football fans are retarded. From the City fans hoping we go bust to the "260 million in debt" Rovers fans sharing the article genuinely believing they are better off than us financially.

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

4 years

Burnley 'will go bust by August' if Premier League is cancelled by coronavirus

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Bit of karma if you ask me there..Wolves ragged a last minute penalty against us at Molineux..we've done the same there. Great point. 1 defeat in 14 in the PL is an incredible effort. UTC. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Never thought when we were getting smashed by Gillingham 6-1 we'd end up in the same company as these lot

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Am I right girls 💅💅💅 xx

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Just sunk in that I'm going from Olympiakos away to Burton Albion away. Winner. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Don't come between Chinese people and their tea

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Absolute nervous wreck. Best Rovers team for a long time, JDT has done really well and spent little. We're rightfully favourites but think it's going to be very tight. Into em' Clarets.

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Who the fuck is this prick? On the way home from Watford, steaming and buzzing UTC

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Can't fucking believe the timing of this. Screams of panic from the board to me who are desperate to cling onto the Premier League for financial reasons. He deserved so much better than this. Terry Pashley brought back as caretaker? 😂

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

I really miss Doncaster away #europeantour #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Throwback to 4 years ago when me and big Ashley Barnes had a moment together ❤ #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

FAO Bastard rovers fans, this is how you boycott and try to get your owners out. Not turn up and protest whenever you lose a few games or get relegated. #BlackpoolFC

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Goodbye sweet Prince. 💔 #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Got to admire Aston Villa, against all the odds of spending 140 odd million and staying up on the back of a dodgy goal-line technology decision. Really sets a good precedent for football.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

I remember seeing that little cunt bouncing around the Cricket Field after the Ramsey dive. This is fucking beautiful 🍻🍻

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4 years

HAHAHAHAHA INJECT EVERY SECOND OF THIS INTO MY VEINS 💉💉💉💉

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Throwback to when I wished a Korean girl who I did farm work with in Australia Happy Birthday in Japanese because I thought she was Japanese. Oh dear. #brexitmeansbrexit

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Arsenal fans moaning about refereeing decisions when they were taking the piss out of us with them a couple of years ago 💉💉

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Used to have a lot of time for Klopp but he's a whining little bitch when things don't go his way. Would love for an official just to turn round and tell him to fuck off. Him or any other manager/player for that matter.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

SHOT ON TARGET!! STOP THE COUNT! OPEN THE MINERS FOR FREE BENNIE AND HOT

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Bless em', they thought they could come up here and play champagne football against anti-football burnley. Very comfortable win that. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Imagine the fucking torturing this lad is going to get from his mates. Quote from his Mum "I will give him a right telling off." 😂😂

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Got to feel mugged off for Tarkowski there, being an international is a big career achievement and he's been shelved for out of form, bigger club players. Silver lining is that at least he won't get injured on duty.

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@RyanTheClaret

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

I'm not sure who's worse..the idiots getting giddy about us winning the league cos' we've signed 5 players or the incessant moaners regarding loyalty points. If you happen to be both then rest assured I think you're a bellend. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

It's hard not to be excited by this but I'm a stubborn, pessimistic kind of guy. So until they bring in safe standing, clone Jimmy Mcilroy, Martin Dobson and Robbie Blake, I'm going to sit on the fence and see how it unfolds. #twitterclarets

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@BurnleyOfficial

4 years

Our new chairman @AlanPaceBFC shares his excitement for the future at Burnley F.C. 🙌 #UTC

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@RyanTheClaret

7 years

#280characters If you want to see 280 characters go and drink in the bees knees in Rawtenstall

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Burnley bottom of the league, Sean Connery dead, National Lockdown coming..at least I'm not called fucking Keith

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Thought this tweet was bad enough but he's also said that pineapple is "great on a pizza" which is far worse. Get it right up you and your nonce, Bond villain cunt of an owner.

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

"Like watching Burnley" - Not even kicked off yet and we're boiling peoples' piss. Educate yourself. Football is well and truly back ⚽️

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@MisssMelina

3 years

This feels like watching Burnley no cohesiveness in the style of play, no identity for our squad - playing with 0 intensity on the pitch, this is awful and this is fucking Brentford that we are struggling against - we are not even trying and we had a pre-season! ENOUGH!

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

DJ at one of the local boozers genuinely asked me for some cocaine last night. Me. Cocaine. It's like asking Oscar Pistorius for a pair of fucking trainers.

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Totally different team to boxing day, excellent performance. I'll be the first to admit I've slaughtered Wood and Taylor recently but today they were brilliant. Bardsley and McNeil outstanding though.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

@BurnleyOfficial @Rovers

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Haha jokes on you I'm getting smashed

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Decided I'm watching the match in the pub. How many pints I have is how many we lose by. Hoping for a Leicester 9-0. Do your best @BurnleyOfficial #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Brilliant response to a tough week on and off the pitch. Effort and endeavour back for all to see. Great to see the Clarets back! #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Thought we were absolutely immense tonight, couldn't have asked for more barring more shooting. Valiant effort all over the park. The Dyche doubters should be quiet for a couple of games. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Sorted.

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

8:42am and I've already had a woman come into my face and threaten to smack me and said she'd do time for doing so. The joys of working with the general public 🥳

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Hahahaha how are we all feeling after crucifying Dyche for starting Barnes and Wood?! Question the great man at your peril!! #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Never wanted to win a game as badly as I do next week. Fuck rolling out any red carpet for these lot, we need to get nasty and make it a bearpit. I want Mike Garlick in the referees dressing room with an AK-47 at half time.

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@RyanTheClaret

8 years

I bet #Boro fans are throwing darts into the Sean Dyche dartboard at rapid rate right now. Get it right up you, 100k a week for Negredo 😂😂

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@RyanTheClaret

3 years

I would say see you next year @Rovers but you bastards might actually go up. Very miserable time to be a Claret, fully behind Dyche but keeping us up this year would be a bigger surprise than getting us into Europe.

Sky Sports News

@SkySportsNews

3 years

Burnley striker Chris Wood is travelling to the North East tonight to undergo a medical with Newcastle.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Good half Burnley, defending pretty well and spurned a good chance. On absolute pins every time the back 5 get on the ball though. Brownhill absolutely superb, what a signing he's been. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Am I seriously seeing Celtic fans saying they'd paste us home & away? A side who were beaten by Lincoln Red Imps who were knocked out by TNS (Welsh side) last night? Stick to covering up child molestation and singing about Lee Rigby you horrible creatures. #celtic #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

7 years

Where are them Leeds fans now? Fucking get in there you mighty Clarets.

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

"Sleeping giant" 😭 They genuinely still think they're a big club

Talk Of Ewood

@TalkOfEwood

4 years

#Rovers still hold the 11th most accumulated Premier League points since the creation, despite our current 8 year absence. Sleeping giants.

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Just remembered I met Chris Woods' Dad at half time in the queue at Olympiakos. I bought him 2 cups of water which at the time I thought was Moet. Big spender. Water. Fuck sake.

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

RIP Jimmy McIlroy, I remember him being a half time guest then walking through his stand, everybody just stopped and clapped as he walked through the concourse. One of our own. The greatest. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Just got the sky sports day pass to watch us have 0 shots on target and get beat 2-0 off Leeds. Buzzing.

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Fingers crossed Sutton ends up saying something offensive to Dyche after a few beers and Dyche ends his time on this planet

TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel

@TurfCastPodcast

5 years

Sean Dyche is in Madrid ahead of the #UCL final tonight. #twitterclarets #UTC

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

The weird thing is, I seem to remember these fuckers having Emile Heskey and John Carew upfront together. But remember they won the European Cup in 1982 so that makes them massive 👍

TurfCast - Burnley FC Fan Channel

@TurfCastPodcast

4 years

#AVFC fans always good value for a cry when they've lost 😅 🤣 Get the dabbers out! It's #CryArseBingo time!! #twitterclarets #BurnleyFC

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

Tribute to Neil Warnock in an Italian restaurant in Budapest

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@RyanTheClaret

1 year

Just swore at some elderly protesters standing by the roadside in the Preston (they were anti-abortion), who knew swearing at the elderly could be so fun?

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Fucking superb. Plane home from Warsaw diverted to Berlin because of a pissed up Polish guy was dancing down the aisles and shouting and balling. started stripping off just before landing too. Must be fucking due a lottery win soon.

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

Decent do in Luton

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@RyanTheClaret

4 years

Worst I've seen us play for a while, thought Southampton was bad but this is shocking. Pope and Barnes worst offenders.

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@RyanTheClaret

7 years

@BenJames_8 Yes. We hired Brian Laws. In the Premier League. Brian Laws.

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@RyanTheClaret

6 years

First one of the day..wee stop in Dundee #EuropeanTour #TwitterClarets

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@RyanTheClaret

5 years

Heart goes out to all the full-time yummy Mummy's on my facebook after the cancellation of Jeremy Kyle.

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@RyanTheClaret

2 years

I'm not sure who's worse..the idiots getting giddy about us winning the league cos' we've signed 5 players or the incessant moaners regarding loyalty points. If you happen to be both then rest assured I think you're a bellend. #twitterclarets

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@RyanTheClaret

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Driving through Rawtenstall and saw a bloke walking a dog and dragging a microwave along the floor with a lead. Wouldn't get this in Oz..

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