Ryan R @RyanR2024 Twitter profile

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Ryan R

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4 months

Genuinely thought this was the Diana photo in that Merc in France that time ffs

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Hi @PaulMerse @Realaldo474 @KerryKatona7 @mattletiss7 @afowler06 - so I gave my 3 month old son a @supreme_cbd for his teething pain and I put him to bed for 4 hours. He’s woken up just now and has grown a huge white fluffy beard!? Please advise 😩

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@TheCoopLive Just want to speak on behalf of all ticket holders that we fully understand it’s just one of those things and together we will get through this. Thanks for the update. No refunds are necessary, life goes on.

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@KensingtonRoyal @ManUtd Fart in my mouth your majesty 🤩

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lol @MarcusRashford @Sanchooo10 . That wasn’t the ending you planned was it 😘. Pair of bad snides.

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1 month

Being allowed to smack your kids with your belt.

Knightmare

@KnightmareUK

1 month

Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?

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@MrDtAFC Give her a good smack again pal, you know you want to 👊🏻🤩

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@SkyNews Is he ok!?

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@MetroUK Dirty old bitch

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@MugabeMo7 @AndyBurnhamGM @metpoliceuk @gmpolice He’s clearly a trouble maker and being dealt with robustly

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3 months

@TomBrady Ian > Tom

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@rioferdy5 @leny_yoro @ManUtd God you’re one annoying ballbag

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Untimely reminder that the “CP Company” sponsor at The Etihad, actually stands for “Child Porn Company”.

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1 month

Really hope the Oasis thing is a huge wind up and everyone fell for it. It turns out they’re both actually going to announce they’ve started sleeping with each other. Or something.

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5 months

@Tesz @TheCoopLive I do I’m afraid 😞 but we will have more concerts down the line to have a chance to purchase some more fabulous tickets for. Thanks.

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5 months

@theJeremyVine Jeremy I was the car driver. At first I thought the cyclist was in the wrong but admittedly I was full of fear and adrenaline. I’ve just got out of custody now and awaiting a court date. All I can say is us car drivers need huge education re cyclists!

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2 months

@sachalouiseee @MugabeMo7 @AndyBurnhamGM @metpoliceuk @gmpolice The police don’t stamp on my head and point tasers at me. Why? Cos I’m a law abiding citizen and not a yob like you and the man on the floor in that clip. And how do you know he didn’t have a spider on his face and he was trying to kick it off for him? Mind your own business.

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3 months

@BBCNews Leave it alone! This should be a listed building 😡

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@frankbrunoboxer Would love you to fart in that drink and swill me with it dad 🤩

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3 months

Rooney as a teenager alone was Englands greatest ever player.

Sky Sports Football

@SkyFootball

3 months

Gary Neville says he agrees with Wayne Rooney that Harry Kane is England's greatest ever player 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💪

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4 months

@Lawton_Times @TimesSport What on earth have the trans people got to do with this

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2 months

No work until Monday. 1 like = 1 very jealous.

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3 months

@Carra23 Got a photo of your widge you dirty get

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2 months

I think this is beautiful and nice he’s topless so the baby can suck one nipple as his mate sucks on the other 🤩

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2 months

Honestly, how do you feel about this?

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1 month

What a man. Like it or not, Mark is the leader and spokesman for our fanbase.

Mail Sport

@MailSport

1 month

Mark Goldbridge’s earnings have been revealed after United’s disappointing 2023/24 season… 👀💰

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3 months

Exclusive: Sir Keir Starmer to give pardons to both Lucy Letby and Rebecca Joynes in first week as Prime Minister. More soon. [Source: @AndyBurnhamGM ]

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1 month

Really hope the brothers fall out again before their gigs and cancel the lot. Solely to spite those who wanna go!

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2 months

@bootlegger1974 Wouldn’t mind a suckle on those hairy nipples captain 🤩

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1 month

@lilyallen Not reading all that you parcel

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1 month

Regardless of your team, Everton getting PUMPED every week and relegated on the back of millions of pounds for a new stadium that they’ll half fill and players leave. We’d all that that right now wouldn’t we 🤩

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@RyanR2024

1 month

Was stuck for the toilet this morning and HAD to go. Went Asda and only the female & disabled were in use! Disabled was locked so ended up going in the female one as nobody was around. Never felt so ashamed, it absolutely stunk of fresh Emmerdale Farm shit! Walked out of Asda.

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2 months

@Football__Tweet Sorry he feels like that. As spokesman of all match-goers, we’d like to say he was a tremendous player for us and one that has left us memories to cherish. We are also in talks about funding a statue outside the players entrance of him also! #MUFC #GGMU

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2 months

@ManUtd Getting sick of this piece of shit now

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1 month

Bank holiday junk. 1 like = 1 extremely very jealous.

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@RyanR2024

3 months

@manairport Mistakes happen guys you’re only human like the rest of us. Us passengers will just have to manoeuvre around our disrupted flights and simply crack on. These things happen. No refunds or any form of compensation will be necessary. Thanks.

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@RyanR2024

4 months

Sacrificed a season in your prime trying to hang a manager didn’t pan out the way you thought. Learn from your mistakes. Apply yourself. Rastafari.

Marcus Rashford

@MarcusRashford

4 months

It's time to come off Socials for a few weeks. I plan to rest and reset mentally after a challenging season individually and collectively. Thanks to the fans that stood by me through a difficult period. To the ones that didn’t just remember at United, we always stick together. 🙏🏾

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@bootlegger1974 Fart in my mouth an hour after you’ve ate that Captain 🤩

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4 months

Speaking as the main spokesman for match-going United fans, I can collectively say that the appointment of Southgate would be welcomed. #MUFC

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2 months

@Worldsource24 Why are people just watching :( check their pockets for cash ffs

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3 months

Jesus I bet he’s been touching Michael’s widge when nobody is looking hasn’t he 😫

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@RyanR2024

5 months

@iamtomskinner Looks fit for a king that Tommy lad #Bosh #FishyWilly

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2 months

@iamtomskinner Fair play Tommy lad you called it. The PM seen your message and replied! You said he would when I spoke to you on the blower earlier 👊 bosh!

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2 months

That’s us buggering the second biggest team in Scotland. #FuckRangers #FreeLondonderry 🇨🇮 🇬🇧 🇬🇪

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3 months

Just been shown some chilling evidence off missing #JaySlater ’s phone by forensic examiner @pooball . It’s fair to say he’s not coming back 😩 that was grimmer than the #LucyLetby evidence he sold me. Good job I’ve thick skin 🤬

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14 days

Rivalry aside, it always blows my mind when I see huge A-list celebs watching really small clubs.

Leeds United

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💬 “𝗜𝘁’𝘀 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲” LUTV caught up with Will Ferrell ahead of today’s game, his first visit to Elland Road

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@elonmusk Why be transphobic though? You’re basically saying it’s Trump who wins or a tranny. Does it matter as long as they’re good at their job?? Why bring their skin gender into it????

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You know what didn’t get the credit it deserved cos so much has happened and it’s already forgotten.. that portal thing in Ireland / USA and Irish started showing pics of the twin towers burning, distressing the Americans. Lol

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@CansAndBansV11 @sachalouiseee @MugabeMo7 @AndyBurnhamGM @metpoliceuk @gmpolice You have made a seriously incorrect statement here - I’ve never suffered brain trauma! And I have a black cat..

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@UTDTushar So sorry about all this Tushar. You deserve better!

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@S34NW74 @11thLavery @NOELY1982 That egg on the right has got the same mouth as @rioferdy5

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5 months

@bootlegger1974 I’d love you to fart in my mouth Bootlegger daddy 🤩

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5 months

Same regurgitated tweet but it boggles my mind why I have to wait longer for my McDonald’s when I ask for no cheese. It takes longer to make by adding cheese!!!Things like this make me realise why Ian Brady did what he had to.

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1 month

Please don’t worry about it, mistakes happen.

Maldron Hotels

@MaldronHotels

1 month

Statement regarding Maldron Hotels Manchester City & Manchester Cathedral Quarter, 28th August.

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@RyanR2024

5 months

Well said Saeed pal. Andy sits in his armchair saying these ridiculous things and never been to a game in his life, nor have his fellow ‘glorified big issue’ sellers. At least you now and then you go. Rise above these people champ 💪

Saeed TV

@SaeedTV_

5 months

Good coach? You having a laugh? We are 8th. -3 goal difference and 13 loses! But still in contention for Europe! Fucking hell. Nonsense talk! 😂

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Happy for Sancho and Rashford to start a clean slate and start the transition of becoming adults from immature spoilt lads. Heads down, social media down and run through a brick wall for the manager. I’m not holding my breath though. Thx

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You know like Savile used to hang around kids as a loophole to bum them? Do you reckon that’s what Attenborough and that Niall with the stray dogs does with animals? Don’t get mad, but you really have to weigh up all angles to life’s circumstances.

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@FabrizioRomano 🦒

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5 months

The man is simply waiting for ten Hag to leave so he can start playing for the badge again. Piss poor mentality that. Sulking cos his mate got binned and ended up at Dortmund.

United Journal

@theutdjournal

5 months

Marcus Rashford has told Manchester United that he does not want to leave the club and is fully focused on recapturing his form at Old Trafford. #mufc #mujournal [ @GraemeBailey ]

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Goldbridge has got the app on strings without the app knowing it. Man is a millionaire off the back of the shite he does and even today he pretends to “forget to switch accounts” causing a huge influx of traffic to pounce on him, generating traffic which = more revenue. Block.

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(2/2) someone throws white paint all over the windows and I hear one woman screaming “chop his fucking dick off the dirty bastard”. And then I can hear one man shouting “BURN” and “DIE” really loud.This man needs to have a matted beard and in his 60s. Looks like he sleeps rough👍

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2 months

@gmpolice Thanks for the swift update. Just glad you guys are safe!

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@RyanR2024

4 months

We really do love smashing sky blue teams at Wembley don’t we 😂😂 #Coventry #mcfc

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@RyanR2024

2 months

Sat outside the chippy on the way home shaking like a shitting dog that’s hanging out of the back of Michael J Fox sat on a washing machine during an earthquake. (Fish chips curry btw). Thanks.

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@ChrisKirkland43 Is it bad that I zoomed between its legs ffs. I don’t even know why I did it!

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@RyanR2024

3 months

Text off @pooball “That’s both Schumachers dead to me now”. Had no idea what it meant but now just heard the news.

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22 days

He needs his nob chopping off the dirty bald bastard pervert

Sky News

@SkyNews

23 days

The Prince of Wales has been showing off his beard during a visit to an exhibition on homelessness. Read more ⬇️

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@RyanR2024

4 months

Tony, you’re one step away from telling us all CBD gummies will cure cancer like the rest of the skint bums that blew all their money.

Tony Bellew

@TonyBellew

4 months

I hope everyone enjoyed the fight! Finally home after working! London is a crazy place, I was driving home from there all I could think about is the positive effect his excellency Mr @Turki_alalshikh has had on my sport! Well done you done what others couldn’t! Keep going! 👏

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@MarcusRashford Undermining the manager for months didn’t turn out the way you thought it would, did it?

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@RyanR2024

2 months

Just watched @sarm0161 set fire to his old Ralf Schumacher shirt. I mean yes he now needs cancelling like Gary Glitter & Phillip Schofield, but burning his memorabilia? Seems a tad excessive. I’m not getting involved though tbh, tricky subject.

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5 months

Lol @ when the nation went into meltdown cos it was on fire but turned out it wasn’t on fire it was orange plastic sheeting.

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@RyanR2024

3 months

@YoroLeny @ManUtd That’s fair enough and honest of you to be clear unlike some who leave fans in the dark. Best wishes on your future Yoro pal 👍

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@RyanR2024

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@SkyNewsBreak Best wishes Rishi, you’ve done a fantastic job so far of leading our nation and no doubt you’ll be back in your seat in July for 4 more years.

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1 month

@ManUtd @HannibalMejbri Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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@RyanR2024

12 days

Maybe everyone can now leave him alone. He’s only human, we all make mistakes nobody’s perfect.

Sky News

@SkyNews

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BREAKING: Huw Edwards has been given a six-month jail sentence suspended for two years for accessing indecent images of children as young as seven

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@Alantommo8 @CelticFC @ManUtd You’d probably have used it to plug your shite gummies cos you’re broke as fuck

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@RyanR2024

5 months

Old account under review so set this one up. Anons save yourself the bother of following cos I’m locking in a week and I’ll be removing you. Good day!

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@RyanR2024

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Just drove to McDonald’s and took it back home with me and actually took it to bed. If my mum knew what I pig I’ve turned out to be she’d rightly disown me.

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@RyanR2024

3 months

Brian May made me fucking spew today the candy floss headed cunt. #F1

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@RyanR2024

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@NME It’s not their fault, these things happen :( hope the lads don’t let this destabilise their preparation for upcoming events. Speaking on behalf of all ticket buyers for these gigs - we clicked yes to the terms and conditions. We fully accept it’s fine.

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@RyanR2024

2 months

Hello @united you may have us by the balls with the season tickets being trapped in our apps, but you’ll never force an MUTV bill on any of us with half a brain. Thanks for the free stream 😁

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@RyanR2024

1 month

If you give a single shit about him you’d have made today a bank holiday

Keir Starmer

@Keir_Starmer

1 month

Deeply saddened to hear that Sven-Goran Eriksson has passed away. He will be remembered for his tremendous contribution to English football which brought joy to so many over the years. Our thoughts are with his family.

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Lot of weird shit going on everyday and it’s making me anxious. Trump shooting. That machete lad being found dead. England losing the final. The election. Southgate leaving. And the main one Ralph Schumacher. Can we just have one day where something awful doesn’t happen please!

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2 months

Sick to death of seeing them two little girls who portray themselves as Chelsea & Arsenal fans. This app is the pits, truly!

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@RyanR2024

5 months

@sarm0161 @Dirty_Trip2 I shit you not strike illness on my nephew if I’m lying - he actually sent a jumbo sausage from his chippy to my door. Oh to my mums btw. So I then had to explain why Lou Macari off the tele sent a jumbo sausage in the post, without it seeming bent in the slightest 😭😭

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1 month

Ipswich fans chanting “just like anal prolapses, your city is red” at man city fans. Feels a bit homophobic during pride weekend, no!?

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3 months

Them Slovakian players have let their fans and family down. Utter useless scum!

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@RyanR2024

4 months

@No1shaygiven For those saying he means Bonner - I’ve just asked Shay on the phone and he said it’s not about him at all.

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@RyanR2024

5 months

Kinda miss eBay of 20 years ago. Bidding on random shite sat staring at the timer tick to zero shaking in my seat foaming at the mouth fixated at the bid price almost throwing up with nerves. All for a 99p keyring.

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2 months

@sarm0161 Why did you do 2 spaces between ‘they’re and ‘very’ dad? Is this you paying homage to the twin towers that left a huge gap in NYC 😩 why are you like this!

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@RyanR2024

5 months

I see fans are filming other fans again and scrambling to social media with the footage. A truly bizarre mindset.

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4 months

lol @ a few weeks ago when them David Busst bastards thought they could mess with the big boys but got sent back packing to their slums. Their miserable existence has already been forgotten by the rest of the country since. Rot you sons of bitches!

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@RyanR2024

1 month

@liamgallagher Shut up you Frank Gallagher headed c u n t

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@RyanR2024

29 days

@ManUtd Who’s this random child? 🚮

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@RyanR2024

5 months

Right I’m leaving this clip here as it’s pissing me off. It’s showing my suspended account as being alive, kinda, so some people (my fans) are gonna assume I’ve soft-blocked them for no reason at all like some angry drunk! The account is dead. RT’s appreciated.

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@ManUtdMatchday @ManUtd Don’t worry about it guys, these things happen. You’re doing your best and that’s all you can do in life!

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3 months

Seeing Trumps security throwing themselves in front of bullets, gave me bad PTSD thinking back to when I threw myself in line of enemy fire at the Falklands, to save my comrades.

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4 months

@LouMacari10 You already have a huge dong/gong Luigi 🤩

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