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living imaginary under truthful circumstances | software engineer @PrincetonNeuro connectomics | bad chess player | he/they

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@trunarla make sure he also knows IDE is pronounced “eeeed”
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@0interestrates I don't think he really operates that way. He doesn't view his job as telling people what's going to be huge, he is explicitly focused on the here and now, what you will physically get and experience if you go to the store today and buy the product he's talking about
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@LolOverruled The defender defender has logged on
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@CLAUDIAPOSTING Also “notoriously” for things only I personally am mad about
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@ratlimit actually they get a summary every week of the horniest messages sent
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10 months
@ctjlewis Bartending a busy nightclub is a savage job, and those people often only work like 15 hours at that place. I think the union knew this was not gonna happen but intended to negotiate it. But the owners were like eh, easier to just end the negotiations and blame the union
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@singtoconley glory days
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4 months
@AnthropicAI absolutely cracked
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2 years
@emollick "passing" is a stretch for getting a 2 on AP English!
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1 year
@bzamayo GMA is ABC which is Disney, so they have a particularly trusting relationship
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@IsaacAvena @anpaure what did they ruin here exactly? the self-admitted fraud? the post was him begging to be caught
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@coldhealing okay, now she is clearly in on the bit
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2 years
@frantzfries This website pulls $700m
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1 year
@abbygov Is that… Rekha from @dropout ?
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@mmkay31 @anpaure some people are just built like this
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@_abcdemilee anything other than "water ice"
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2 years
@SnazzyQ Hmm i dunno Quinn, I think I'm gonna have to see a more samples to make a decision. Of the same cat. In various scenes. And perhaps outfits. For science.
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@maxisawesome538 bro fumbled
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1 year
@trunarla When you get rejected don't take it personally! The system is a disaster, and they will reject for random, capricious reasons
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@rachellapides Looking from a train is so efficient too - you see so much so quickly
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1 year
@auderdy People really just be saying shit because it’s symmetrical
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10 months
@netrunnernobody @canaryrunner so by "yeah" you mean "no"
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2 years
@KenJennings @Jeopardy This makes me extremely thirsty for the internal database of past clues
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2 years
@NathanForYouOoC excuse me but this is in violation of the premise of this account as there is in fact context sir
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1 year
@tyler02020202 @biggerwholesky if this is satire it’s very good and if not very bad
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4 months
@Karmedge @fixkeyai @raphaelmosaic apple has no idea who you are
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2 years
@ask_aubry "My 'I do not view my wife & daughter as servants who are beneath me' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt"
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@i_zzzzzz thanks. it’s 10 million medium sized objects that weigh me down and add psychic pain to my life
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3 months
@fatstevebuscemi @AsadaNacho actually he pretty clearly said “some of you” not “all of you”
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@dhh Our lab has an on-premise 6 petabyte storage cluster… i have gained so much appreciation for cloud storage….
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2 years
@tyler02020202 25-27 hits so much different it’s like I just woke up
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@gatorsafterdark I love that people in NYC complain about this. 1 hour the absolute maximum time you need to get anywhere at all, in the greatest city on earth, for like $5, without owning a car. I need to move so badly
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@lethalrejection I. Am. Trying.
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2 years
@p8stie "Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them." - margaret atwood
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@amix011 wish I had these resources when I was in high school. also motivation and ability and perseverance and
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8 months
@d_feldman It means the lag between changes in the outside world being reflected in passthrough display is 12ms. I don’t think it makes any sense to quantify it any other way. the display can refresh faster than 83hz.
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2 years
@DurvidImel this copy is talking about the experience on Android (which is weird), but this is also an iOS 16 feature! - In MMS groupchats tapbacks from other iOS users also render properly
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10 months
@jsngr How much is it really being guided by the drawing? Buttons are not in the same place, plenty of buttons not drawn are there. Great idea and I think it will work but I’m dubious of this demo
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@chesscom @jakepaul you can still delete this
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8 months
@katiedimartin my “barely thinks about race at all and never with any negative sentiment” t shirt…
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1 year
@LolOverruled weren't you just tweeting to the exact same effect? that climate crisis is happening right now and no one is talking about it?
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2 years
@escargotpro_ @sappymukh @RhodeToLove Except they also write those sketches, so no?
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6 months
@generativist shame on vscode for showing the python icon in this case
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10 months
@ronawang Feels like he dodged a bullet tbh
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@chinesegon its precarious. loss of income will balloon the cc debt
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@daveweigel her analysis of the actual business is also hugely underrated
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9 months
@inerati The only good looking desktop
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1 year
@SHL0MS Just to be clear, you’re calling 80 the price of a decent meal
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8 months
@soren_iverson Cash App feature to tip your laid off coworkers :(
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@mysp0tlessmind well kinda. cherries existed, but tasted bad and were moistly pit, until humans selectively bred the best ones to make these. so it's not all nature, not all humans, but a delightful collaboration :)
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10 months
@nivi Not "possibly the same one" , the same one. There is only one U.S. Attorney's Office in Manhattan, the SDNY
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1 year
@ElResisto Metal is valuable and can be pulled out pretty easily (even if it’s not magnetic) but yeah the rest mostly trash
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6 months
@coldhealing your account is called “healing” yet many posts cause me psychic pain. curious!
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@StatisticUrban Work Island
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2 years
@SnazzyQ TOS violation!
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8 months
@KuterDinel @0xjprx Yeah. I’ve yet to see this confirmed, but I believe the R1 is a complete SOC running an independent real-time OS, for this exact reason
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2 years
@linuz90 @MKBHD Apple wishes their own product shoots were this good, they better be taking notes!
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@bzamayo gahh I don't like the padding when large, wish i could keep them the same size but hide labels
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1 year
@EthanLipnik i think normal people actually have a sense that this is converging. they are used to using usbc on macbooks, they generally know all androids use the same charger. last port change on iphone was what, a decade ago? i don’t think people feel like it keeps changing.
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@aj_kourabi French connection
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@ctjlewis I keep saying, we are in this exact phase with LLM’s
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1 year
@juhlissuhh Imagine coming home from the club to your apt (which is also the club)
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2 years
@UrbanJerseyGuy this and new york are really the same mega-city, forming the central node of the megalopolis
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@p8stie I… Wake up (with my cat) Normal messy apartment (due to cat) Coffee (and feed cat) 30 minute commute (talk on the phone with my cat) Do work (work hard to give my cat a good life) Lunch with coworkers (talk about my cat) Meeting with annoying dog manager Go home Cat Problem?
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10 months
@willmacaskill Will I think this is a great article, but I also think it is risky to share this quote out of context (even with the punchline in the follow up tweet)
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@chheplo @DicksonPau You are circling the wrong number. ANE is a NPU, not GPU, and FLOPS != TOPS.
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@samreich @RBReich when I bring my non-binary friend over and my dad is calmly suspicious
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@NathanJRobinson The phrase “objective observation” is hilarious
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9 months
@0ddette Philosophy majors are really good at inventing interesting reasons for doing the things they want to do for normal boring reasons, and convincing themselves those are the real reasons. More power to him tho 💪
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@coldhealing @bigblackbunga beastworld coming to north carolina
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2 years
@Perrynoid34 @ParkerOrtolani that’s the thing about 3D touch, it *wasnt* a long press, if you knew about it (BIG if) you could activate it quickly and reliably, iirc. problem was no one knew about it lol
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@202accepted he’s doing a bit, right? Like it’s a deliberate reference to Ballmer… right?
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@ctjlewis most people assigning a number p doom do not think about probability this way! it’s a measurement of belief, not how much a thing has happened. yes its a made up number, but it’s a useful way to communicate how much you believe a thing might happen
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@DurvidImel Yeah this copy is just them letting you know Google fixed a problem Apple caused 😂
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@chesscom @skatie420 who let the reply guy run the chess dot com account
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@jaymc1128 @glitchfur your phone which has a USB-C said this? i believe it lol
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@mehwaren @sama That’s the joke
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@austinc3301 i asked my mom, who is a huge sci fi fan of many years and she said: “The updated Lost in Space; Firefly; the Orville (satire, but good); Sliders; Eureka; Babylon 5; Orphan Black; Fringe;” i absolutely also endorse Firefly, Sliders, Eureka and Fringe!
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@Rich_Harris thanks for sharing, i will go downvote this!
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@t3dotgg I think ~$300 a year correctly rounds down to “nothing” in this context
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@maxhodak_ ahh yes, noted technology understander “Modern MBA”
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@meowkoteeq four jesus?? in this economy?
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@Liamjsm what is the activity of atheism
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@__tinygrad__ this is the document which I happened upon like 15 years ago at age 12 after googling "how to be a hacker" and has largely shaped the trajectory of my life to this day. Probably the most influential single web page I have ever read
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@ixahmedxii alias bubu=“brew update && brew upgrade && brew cleanup”
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@men_legends @camdenconcrxte @p8stie not the poster, but i think it’s like from the FBI’s rules on infiltrating and interfering in socialist organizations? something like that
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@mattparlmer if it doesn’t taste like cotton candy, don’t talk to me
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1 year
@simonw Great write-up and, really great commentary at the end about the "I double checked thing" Did you see happen to see this paper about "de-anthropomorphizing" ?
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Absolutely loving this zinger from @ZeerakTalat and friends about the dangers of anthropomorphizing AI systems -- it does an amazing job at explaining all of the risks that come with it! A must read 🤗
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@macyagilliam read receipts are honestly psychotic i wish i could turn them off everywhere
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@Slkoshka @samhenrigold That would be why they don’t advise you do that, I suppose
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@colin_fraser do you have something in your custom instructions to the effect of “if the question is quantitative, use code interpreter” or similar? i did, and started getting stupid results just like this
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