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Russell Howard
4 years
When you’re just trying to mind your own business at the bus stop... #MattHancock
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A staggering level of disrespect from Jacob Rees-Mogg #Grenfell
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7 years
We found him. Thanks everyone! He’s safe and well and sleeping. I’m very happy x
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We found him. Thanks everyone! He’s safe and well and sleeping. I’m very happy x
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7 years
After the awful tragedy that happened this week, all proceeds from my show tonight in Copenhagen will go to the residents of Grenfell Tower
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7 years
My dog Archie has gone missing around the Camden/Primrose Hill area. If you see him tweet me and I'll get in contact. Please RT.
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5 years
If James Cleverly is happy for the Tories to doctor footage, surely he won't have a problem with this? #TheRussellHowardHour
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5 years
When you're just trying to mind your own business at the bus stop... @MattHancock #GE2019
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6 years
My #Back2School @AntiBullyingPro advice is, always tell someone because no one should stop you getting everything you can from school. Also, avoid photos of yourself from the 90s.
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7 years
Cheering??? I'm sat in a coffee shop in NZ with my head in my hands. We have money for the DUP but not for doctors, nurses, firemen & police
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7 years
MPs vote to reject Labour's amendment to the Queen's speech calling for public sector pay cap to be lifted, by 323 votes to 309
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6 years
Too embarrassed to go to the doctor? Putting off your smear test? If I can tell the most embarrassing story of my life, you can get checked out. Smear tests can prevent 75% of cervical cancers.
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6 years
This year if you know are alone at Christmas, or know someone who is, #joinin the conversation on twitter with @SarahMillican75 . Here she is talking about her important campaign on the @howardhour last year.
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7 years
I know this is pretty uncool but I wanted to talk about how amazing the UK police are. From last night's @HowardHour
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5 years
Just met Darth Vader and his crew outside an Iceland in Chippenham
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6 years
The UK leg of my brand new tour Respite is on sale NOW. Book tickets from
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8 years
I think this is a perfectly acceptable birthday cake for someone in their 30s
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9 years
Someone tweeted me to say I look like the Finnish Finance Minister.... http://t.co/6v2f441jXq
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Russell Howard
7 years
Really excited to say that I'm making a stand-up special for @Netflix . I'm recording it this weekend at my final tour shows and can't wait.
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5 years
. @RonJichardson face apped me on the train. Harrowing.
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6 years
This is a bit we wanted to put in the show but couldn’t. It’s me singing Imagine (There’s No Brexit) as Theresa May…
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5 years
Jesus! No wonder it’s next to the mints.
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2 years
Oh and for anyone wondering, this is what the frog hat looks like 🐸 The extended version of mine and @GretaThunberg ’s interview is out in full on YouTube, hope you all enjoy:
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2 years
The Harry & Meghan trailer was complete nonsense!
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5 years
My favourite lockdown story yet. #Corona #England P.s. I don’t think it works
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5 years
Liverpool fan Ian and Everton fan Dave came together to create @SFoodBanks to tackle foodbank shortages in Merseyside. And it’s spreading, with West Ham fan John bringing Irons Supporting Foodbanks to London. Incredible work! @LFC @Everton @WestHam @PremierLeague
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7 years
It seems everyone is doing their bit #DogsAtPollingStations
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7 years
At an Aussie rules football game... no one has caught the snitch yet!!
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5 years
Well is it or not? I’m confused.
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Russell Howard
7 years
Just arrived in my hotel in Christchurch and they've double booked me with this grumpy prick
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Russell Howard
9 years
So I got drunk, went on Amazon, and now I have an electronic drum kit. http://t.co/rBCQweuvsE
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Russell Howard
5 years
Why Ant Middleton should never be left alone with Piers Morgan... #PiersMorgan #TheRussellHowardHour
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Russell Howard
10 years
Off to see the long-legged mac daddy http://t.co/uQxWF1QJ5p
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Russell Howard
7 years
Not only that they glued my hand to my hair
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Well, well, well, Russell Howard. It seems the police have finally caught up with you.
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2 years
Well, I certainly didn't expect THIS to happen during my interview with @GretaThunberg ...
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5 years
Feeling down? Got the self isolation blues? This should cheer you up #coronavirus #neverseenmymumhappier
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8 years
The gig in Sheffield looks like it could be interesting.
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4 years
Me drinking cider on Lorraine isn’t shocking, the treatment of NHS staff is shocking. #HomeTime is on tonight at 10pm on Sky One and tomorrow at 12pm on my YouTube channel. #NHS
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8 years
Found this cookbook in my Edinburgh flat. It's called lean in 15. Surely it should be called baffled by broccoli?
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7 years
Just met this up and coming businessman. Richard something????
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7 years
Getting ready for @latelateshow
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Russell Howard
11 years
Me and Kate Moss in Oslo http://t.co/IDiW1lhsET
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Russell Howard
6 years
RIP Harry. The world has lost a truly inspirational man. X
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Russell Howard
10 years
Back for Series 9... http://t.co/9Kxuoj5hlq
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10 years
Just been sent this... http://t.co/PaEVo3E2nC
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8 years
Can't quite believe it but I now hold the record for the longest consecutive run at the @RoyalAlbertHall ... sorry Sinatra!
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7 years
Very excited to say that my @Netflix stand-up special is released on 19 December. Can't wait for you to see it.
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9 years
Happy New Year Everyone!
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Give me a shout if you need a hand today @englandcricket
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Russell Howard
7 years
What's more romantic, mix tapes or dick pics? From my stand-up special 'Recalibrate' which is available now on @Netflix
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7 years
Cheers for watching #HowardHour , I’ll be back with a new series next year!
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6 years
Iceland's Christmas ad got banned. How can trying to save the environment be too political? (from tonight's show on @skyone at 10pm)
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Russell Howard
7 years
After 8 months of touring tonight is my final 'Round The World' stand up show and this one is being recorded...
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7 years
Sydney!!!! Can't believe I'm doing the Opera House later.
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2 years
This person has been a dream guest of mine for sometime now, but I’m delighted to say IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! @GretaThunberg will be joining us for a very special episode of The Russell Howard Hour!! 🎉
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2 years
Who on earth voted for Matt Hancock!?
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7 years
Quick reminder... my stand-up special Recalibrate is now available on @Netflix
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7 years
Here's the trailer for my @Netflix stand-up special 'Recalibrate', which is out next Tuesday. Can't wait for you to see it.
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6 years
For some reason I always get stopped at airport security...
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6 years
Tough night Banksy?
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5 years
Who cares what Chris Whitty looks like? #Coronavirus
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6 years
Who else agrees British people are the grumpiest nation?
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5 years
Boris Johnson or Jeremy Corbyn... is that really the best this country has to offer? #TheRussellHowardHour is back tonight at 10pm on Sky One.
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4 years
Why is Boris so bad at talking in full sentences? The Russell Howard Hour is on tonight at 10pm on Sky One.
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2 years
In his first tv appearance in over 15 years, legendary horror writer Garth Marenghi ( @MrHolness ) returns to our screens on tonight’s show reading a passage from his terrifying festive horror novel. Join us tonight at 10pm on Sky Max.
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5 years
Prince Andrew gives the most bizarre excuses ever when confronted with allegations that he slept with a 17-year-old girl... #TheRussellHowardHour #PrinceAndrew
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4 years
If smashing my robot back door in helps the NHS, then I salute you sir. #HomeTime is on tonight at 10:30pm on Sky One and tomorrow at 12pm on my YouTube channel.
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2 years
Alison Hammond for PM? Sign me up!
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5 years
BBC newsreader being stalked by death #coronavirus #run
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6 years
Why Love Island needs Mingers. Catch more @howardhour on Thursday at 10pm on @SkyOne
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5 years
On tonight's show @Tyson_Fury prank calls @gdavies . Catch it tonight at 10pm on Sky One #TheRussellHowardHour
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6 years
Brand new The Russell #HowardHour continues tonight at 10pm on @SkyOne . This is an outtake that isn't in the show but features a woman with the craziest laugh ever. I recommed turning your sound on.
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3 years
Tonight on @howardhour I finally got to interview my comedy hero #BillyConnolly and it was worth the wait. Catch it at 10pm tonight on Sky Max
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6 years
Brexit has achieved the impossible. It is both scary AND boring.
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2 years
A great track record in just 44 days, see ya Liz!
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7 years
Looking forward to my gig at @brightdome tonight. Also, happy #BrightonPride2017 everyone!
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6 years
Very excited to say that the brand new series of The Russell Howard Hour ( @howardhour ) starts Thursday 8th November on @SkyOne
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5 years
I'd just like to say thanks to everyone who came to watch the uk tour! It was one of the most incredible experiences of my life and that's all because of YOU! And now i must sleep. X #thankyou #amazing #uktour
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This has got to be the funniest kid I've met doing Playground Politics! See the full thing at 10pm Thursday on Sky One #TheRussellHowardHour
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6 years
Whatever may be going on in the world, there is so much more that connects us than divides us. (from this week's show on @SkyOne )
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9 years
Just met a dog in Hong Kong who was wearing an angry birds jacket
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4 years
Has Trump ever been so desperate? Watch The Russell Howard Hour US Election Special tonight at 10pm on Sky One.
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7 years
Thanks for all your messages about @HowardHour so far... Can't wait to record tonight's show with my guest @edsheeran
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Support #JuniorDoctors , they do an amazing job for the NHS.
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6 years
Very excited to announce my brand new world tour Respite will be going on sale next Thursday. I can't wait. If you sign up to my mailing list at you'll be the first to hear when tickets are released.
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6 years
‘Grief and Love are intertwined’ Here’s the full interview with @robdelaney from this week’s @howardhour
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9 years
I’m really excited to announce that I'm adding 12 new UK dates to my 2017 tour. Book now at
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10 years
Love to your mothers. This is my favourite picture. My mum, my brother, my sister and me. What a bunch of smashers. http://t.co/F9Krckirnv
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Russell Howard
10 years
Exciting news everyone… @bbcgoodnews is back this autumn on @bbctwo . I can’t wait to get started…
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3 years
Today we received the devastating news that Harry’s brother Reuben has passed away.   You can donate to his fundraising page below. R.I.P Reuben.
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From this week's Good Deeds, we saw A Race A Round The Moon, a mission Harry started to help his brother through a rare life-limiting condition. If you'd like to donate, you can do so by visiting:
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8 years
I hope my mum likes my new tour merch t-shirt. We'll find out later...
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6 years
Are you an evil sibling?
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5 years
Excited to be stepping into the @BritishBakeOff tent for @SU2CUK . You can donate at or sign up to fundraise at - 100% of your donation goes to Cancer Research UK in support of the Stand Up To Cancer campaign.
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7 years
My brand new @sky1 show, The Russell Howard Hour, starts this Thursday... can't wait for you to see it!
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4 years
Is anyone surprised that women are proving better leaders? #TheRussellHowardHour
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7 years
This hot tub time machine turned me into a chimney sweep from 1924 #melbourneisfreezing
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Being a teacher is one of the hardest jobs in this country... From last night's episode of @HowardHour on @SkyOne
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