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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

4 years

"Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be." -Jack Welch *Also BYU Football

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 years

Trey Lyles approves of the LDS Church new 2 hour block. 🙏

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3 years

I've been going to games at LES since 83.... I've NEVER heard it as consistently loud as I did tonight. I freaking love you Cougar Nation!!

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8 years

Accidentally did a load of wash with a Xanax pill in one of the pockets and now all my distressed jeans are super relaxed

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BYUNLVPHIN

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1 year

@GotPickup 1.Lack of judgment 2.Vulgar 3.Single mum 4.Using sex as a mating signal 5.Extreme body exposure 6.Tattoos 7.Child exposure for clout 8.Extremely long nails 9.Fake eye lashes 10.Complain about poverty yet spends money on hair, lashes, nails makeup 11.Crazy name for her son

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BYUNLVPHIN

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8 months

@guideforlovers *turns and yells to friends "I won the bet boys! She's as terrible a person as she looks! Pay up!!"

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BYUNLVPHIN

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8 years

Seriously awesome reaction from @mcuban sports is supposed to be fun!!

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8 years

A kid at the Mavs/Jazz game hit @mcuban with a killer dab. Kudos to him for having fun with it. (via Instagram: dosch_clary_real_estate)

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BYUNLVPHIN

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4 years

@thebradfordfile It's not a comeback when you were always ahead

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BYUNLVPHIN

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4 months

@BachelorJoker It won't be long before the government finds a way to outlaw this sort of thing

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

I would like to point out that NONE of this would be possible for the Jazz if Boston hadn't come in and ABSOLUTELY SAVED the Jazz franchise from the devastating mistake of giving a max deal to a non franchise type player. THANK YOU, DANNY AINGE!!

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

Bishop: "Due to the new, shorter schedule we'd like you to keep your testimonies brief." 1st ward member: "hold my root beer." *proceeds to go on for 15 minutes*

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

"Sexy-time" story: Lindsay and I left the kids home to go to dinner after I was gone all weekend. We pull in garage and she slyly moves across and stradles me 2 kiss me in the driver's seat Her ass honks the horn 3 kids come out 2 garage *end sexy story

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

8 years

2 weeks ago doctors found a huge tumor in my wife's leg. We just found out today it's benign. Feeling so blessed beyond measure

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

2 years

BYU beats Baylor and I'm headed to Oregon... who's with me?? #BYUFootball

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

3 years

I knew it would happen.... but Michigan jumping BYU and Oregon not falling behind is an absolute JOKE! @BYUfootball

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

This game is why I didn't tweet a single thing about Utah losing their NIT game.

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

3 years

@ckparrot They'd probably hire it to be an Offensive Coordinator

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

Hey Twitter fam! I'm usually not one to ask for things but me and my family aren't doing so good. I don't want to get into details but we're really struggling and I'm trying to hold it together. We could really use your thoughts and prayers if you can spare them! Love you all!

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

I feel bad for UCF, Utah and Boise I really do... But... I also LOVE that BYU doesn't have to pretend or lobby for a football championship the way UCF, Utah and Boise have to do. BYU HAS THE ACTUAL HARDWARE. NICE. Yay for us! 🙌

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

I better NEVER see tweets about getting rid of the Electoral College from ANY of you complaining about the NBA All Star voting

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BYUNLVPHIN

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2 years

@catturd2 I was a fan when she took down Kamala in the primaries. Wish she'd switch sides

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

I'm at Iggy's. Where the hell is everybody?

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 months

@OmarKelly The moment McDaniel knew his QB will never get it done

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BYUNLVPHIN

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2 years

@guideforlovers Put the couch on the bed

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 years

Follow up : My first child @ben_humes2 has been called to serve in the Peru, Trujillo South mission. Reports July 18th. So proud of you Benjamin

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BYUNLVPHIN

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4 years

I don't care what party u affiliate with... if today's censorship by Twitter and Facebook of news doesn't make you physically sick u need to rearrange your priorities. US citizens are supposed to be able to read the news free of censorship and decide for ourselves what to do w it

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BYUNLVPHIN

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2 years

@DavidOHaver @SharpFootball Because he's not that short

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BYUNLVPHIN

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2 years

The emount of times I've considered ending myself permanently would astound most of you... The only thing that keeps me sane is knowing I can help prevent other men from doing it. I'm working on how to help more often

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

So is no one else disappointed that yesterday not a single member of the press asked the new LDS first presidency what BYU to the Big 12 status is???

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BYUNLVPHIN

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4 years

@JackPosobiec @kayleighmcenany She's so awesome!

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BYUNLVPHIN

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5 years

Am I wrong to think that grown ass men clearly over 30 years old wearing flat brimmed hats with stickers still on them are assholes?

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

If you've ever wondered what it feels like to be gutted alive and left for dead just drop your oldest child off at the airport knowing you won't see him again for 2 years.

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

DON'T TAG PLAYERS, AD's, COACHES OR PROPHETS WITH NEGATIVE COMMENTS!!!!

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BYUNLVPHIN

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3 years

So Utah was Sackless??

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

The bishop just offered my wife a calling. Fortunately, it was a non-committal offer Blessed

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

You lose a huge game and the first thing you think of is BYU fans... We're flattered!!! 😎

Tanner Martin

@Tan_Mart21

6 years

Would just like to congratulate BYU on their big win tonight. I mean, sure. They didn’t get to play in a conference championship game, and they also went 6-6, and they also can’t beat ANY of their rivals, but big night for them!!!

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

Are Ute fans really calling for Whitt to be fired?? C'mon man

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

Ask it when was the last time it beat Utah in football

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BYUNLVPHIN

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2 years

@UNLVRebelGrl @DannyDeraney @NHLBlackhawks Big Bird low key an enforcer

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 years

@MarkWahlenNBA @MLB Clearly hits right above his glove you can see the panel move

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

Getting married by the 2nd or 3rd episode wouldn't make for good television

Tanner Wallace

@tanner__wallace

7 years

@PostJimmer I keep waiting for a BYU student version of the Batchelor

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

Zion charges. No call. Duke pushes off on free throw rebound. No call. Duke bumps UCF player on last second drive. No call. Tell me again referees don't determine game outcome when it comes to Duke basketball

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

The Devil just called me and told me it was snowing in Hell. I said "oh yeah, Devil? Well Jock Landale just fouled out!" He said "Bull shit" and hung up on me.

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

4 years

@richschellhase @FOX2now Enlighten us Rich. Share your delusions with the rest of us

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

Yet here you are. Tweeting to BYU fans about BYU.

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BYUNLVPHIN

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9 months

@GrindingTheTape Kyle Brandt trying to convince himself that "this game is awesome" is one of the funniest things in the last 100 years

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

I would love to be able to buy a mini helmet version where proceeds go to victims families

UNLV Athletics

@UNLVathletics

7 years

Here is the special helmet @unlvfootball will wear Saturday in tribute to the victims and in honor of the heroes from Sunday. #VegasStrong

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

No matter what you think about GH if you didn't instantly feel bad for him after seeing that you need to reevaluate your life

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

President Monson would want y'all to turn the other cheek to the NY Times.

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BYUNLVPHIN

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8 months

I've been suffering for years with depression. Tomorrow is a BIG day for me. If you have any thoughts and prayers to send my way I'd sure be grateful. I need tomorrow to go well

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BYUNLVPHIN

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5 years

This is the most natural high five since Goose and Maverick

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

4 years

Am I the only one that finds the narrative of a top- flight ultra competitive athlete that put physical conditioning above all else ordering a FREAKING PIZZA at midnight before a HUGE game and slamming the ENTIRE THING by himself COMPLETELY LAUGHABLE??

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

3 years

Hey @alpharivelino can you see the green lines here??

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3 years

Bodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humans

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 years

I think Jerry Sloan would have knocked Dudly out if he were still coaching the Jazz

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 years

Celebrating this Veterans Day remembering my little brother. He served honorably and saved thousands of American lives in Afghanistan. He took his own life a little over a year ago. The war is not over when they get home.... Help our Veterans!!!

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

8/ My family is walking in the Out of the Darkness walk this Saturday morning. Im going to tweet a link to our fundraising. Please RT and share as much as can be the next couple of days even if you can't donate. It would mean the world to me and my family. Good bless you all!

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

Urban Meyer up 54-21 and still throwing the ball all over the field with 5 minutes left just proves he's the biggest asshole on the planet

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

I just tucked one of Lindsay's scarier-than-hell-motion-activated Halloween decorations in her side of the bed and she'll be here soon 😈😱 And also this may be my last tweet ☠

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

My cynicism toward BYU beating Utah has gotten so bad even Utah fans are trying to convince me we have a shot on my TL

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BYUNLVPHIN

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4 years

So we can't have a Jazz game but we CAN have 15,000 people inside a CostCo?!?

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BYUNLVPHIN

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6 years

Kahlil Tates penis must be insanely small for Rod Gilmore to be able to talk so much and clearly with it firmly planted in his mouth #BYUFOOTBALL

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

Y'all my son is leaving for Peru in a week and I'm not handling the thought of him being gone for 2 years very well at all

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

BYU fans freaking out about offense and I'm over here excited about them only allowing 54 so far. DEFENSE

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BYUNLVPHIN

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7 years

Y fans: We're so excited abt Mo Utes: We're exited abt all our 4* guys BYU: MO Media: Mo will never play Y fans: WHO CARES HE'S HUGE!

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

6 years

@rudygobert27 Kuz clearly is about 5 months along in that pic

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

Decided to go to church for the first time since October... The wards had split since then. I had the right time but just figured out after I got home that I had the wrong building... no wonder no one looked familiar! WHOOPS! 😇

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

Just so we're clear, "karma" would have been GH getting traded to the Kings at the trade deadline or something similar. NOT shattering his leg....

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

5 years

Took waaaaay longer than it should have

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BYUNLVPHIN

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2 years

@Rich_Cooper Lmaooooo "I banged him anyway"

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

I wish I could go back in time and call my little brother and talk to him about his day... #SuicidePrevention

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BYUNLVPHIN

@RunninRebDHumes

7 years

May we all show compassion toward each other the way this person did for this rabbit

NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt

@NBCNightlyNews

7 years

WATCH: This man pulled over on a Calif. highway to rescue a rabbit from a wildfire - @NBCNews Latest:

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BYUNLVPHIN

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4 years

@GordonMonson Well look at you, big man! Thanks for the moral "my side or no side" pep talk. I'm sure the vast amount of minorities that voted Republican just needed to learn at your knee.

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