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@RuleZeroDAD

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Noblesse Oblige. Renaissance Man. Married Lawyer. Reformed Chad. Forever Cad. Nostalgia Account. No new content since 8/1/2022.

Talking nice to Internet gals.
Joined November 2018
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Hi. If you don't understand my "X Aesthetic" yet, here's a summary: I'm a highly successful Midwest attorney, husband and father who can shitpost with the best of them. I've passed the tests, read the books, kissed the girls, raised the kids, and made the money. X is a hobby.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Tom Cruise turned 60 y/o today, and your 25 y/o sister would still fuck him. And he's 5'7" in heels, so explain that.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Elect women, get 8th grade debate on the lawn: All emotions and no argument.
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What in the world is this cringe
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Your wife sleeping with your children to avoid intimacy is just as bad as cheating. I shouldn't need to explain why.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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If left to their own devices, women would either let it be, or build a fountain around it.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@CurtisHouck Police funding (and defunding) is invariably at the local level. WTF is she talking about?
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@doctormromeo @womeninmedchat @womenwhitecoats @jbeckesmay @AMWADoctors @cmatulisMD @feminemtweets @darakass @JessWernerMD @MAKERSwomen @colleenmfarrell Appreciate you taking time out of your busy day to virtue signal. I wouldn't know what to do if I didn't get my daily dose of tired feminist tropes. Do "Virus kills more men, but women most affected" tomorrow. Stunning and brave.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@CaudilloNuclear BLONDE BOBS AND VAGINE!!!!
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@MythinformedMKE So now it's "HARD bigotry of low expectations". Got it. Wave a wand at your engine the next time it stops working. Spiritual epistemology of the all known unknown will fix it right up.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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If you don't want me to treat you like a whore, I suggest, for starters, that you don't wear the uniform.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Two things are becoming abundantly clear: 1. The United States is a bloated corpse, where the decadent masses are silly and argue over terminology. 2. China would rather win than be liked.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Being vaccinated is the new "I ran a 5k". Complete with insufferable people who really, REALLY want you to know they got vaccinated (and ran a 5k).
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@RuleZeroDAD
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In relationships, the other person's perception of you is all that matters. All the extra hours at work, lifting, learning to invest, knowing how to cook, and being a good parent, means jack shit if the other person finds no utility or value in those attributes.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Fuck you. I kneel to no man. Ever. Especially to signal virtue. Have you no dignity?
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@RuleZeroDAD
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A lot of married women out here are telling on themselves. You have zero sexual attraction for your husband, are a control freak, use your children for validation and comfort, are generally given the ick about sex (with your current partner). Sad and annoying.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@KILLTOPARTY Solipsism. "POV" is looking at oneself, instead of out into the world through that person's eyes. Both a misunderstanding and a desire to be the main character of everything.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Why do women hate "Qualification List" tweets? They don't. It's just a reason to yell and have others yell for them. All attention is the same when it is your greatest source of self worth and validation. "Attention is the coin of the realm in 'Girl World'" - @RationalMale
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I had another classmate from law school commit suicide yesterday. (Third). He had gotten into some client funds and gambled it away. Wife was clueless. After she found out, she immediately filed for divorce from the embarrassment, and fled to Europe with his kids. /1
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@RuleZeroDAD
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April is Testicular Cancer Awareness Month. Until I told you today, April 26, 2021, have you seen or heard this once? If only you had tits instead.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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What I've learned in my 46 years: Nice guys don't finish last, they don't finish at all.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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"Hey Fuckface! Is your work done?"
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@RuleZeroDAD
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We've all been here.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Modern marriage: "If you withhold money from me, it's emotional and financial abuse." "If I withhold sex from you, it's my body and my choice. Jerk off and be quiet about it. And it's cheating if you jerk it to porn, you fucking pervert." Wives get first shot. That's it.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Her: "It was just lunch." RZD: "My GF/Wife does not go on dates with other men." Her: "You're being unreasonable." RZD: "Find someplace else to stay." Her: "We're just friends!" RDZ: "I'm sorry. I like you enough to end this now." Her: "Why?" RZD: "I like myself more."
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@RuleZeroDAD
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If you ignore objectively good advice because you are put off by the "tone" of delivery, then you are not a grown up. Children get offended by mean people. Adults should recognize constructive criticism, even if it makes you cry.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@ChadOfArabia Passive Dread.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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2 years
There are no women over 25 y/o and under 140 pounds in the Midwestern United States.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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No man has ever lamented from his deathbed about all the excess pleasure he experienced in life. "I had too much sex, son. Save your semen." Every third Thursday, I remember the offers thrown at me that I didn't recognize at the time, or turned down, because "I respected" her.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Run about 25 more feet until their hearts explode.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@Rich_Cooper Play it by the book. Recruit and interview for their positions. Hire the replacements. Have them go through orientation. Sit the dance squad down 2-4 weeks after the incident, and terminate stating they are not a good fit. Transfer the work to the acclimated new hires.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@Rich_Cooper 5 lbs. a year over 10 years is all it takes. That's how a woman in her early 40's can be both prom queen and 100 lbs. overweight over that same timeframe. If she's never been thin, she'll never be thin. I've seen a lot of pretty faces go to waste.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@Babygravy9 Something. . . Something. . . Pay the toll.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@Rich_Cooper Twitter and Facebook are not real life. Who knew?
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@RuleZeroDAD
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The Manosphere: "My relationship is failing. Please help." - Get in shape - Stop placing the wants of your SO ahead of yourself - Here are hundreds of field reports to help with action from guys just like you - Here is a specific book for your issue "Fuck you, grifter."
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@Rich_Cooper She wrapped her lips around an existential crisis.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Most of you don't want a mentor, you want a scapegoat. Someone to blame when you fail from half-assed effort, regardless of the advice or coaching quality.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@rweingarten Union Speak 5000 has encryption request: Beep...Boop...Beep...Beep...Boop The above Tweet from glorious Union Comrade decodes as follows: "We desire to be paid full salary not to teach in person for perpetuity. Every COVID variant will be used to reinforce this desire."
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@RationalMale What a trash fire epiphany phase.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Just a reminder: Karen is not affiliated with any particular political party. Horrible, unlikable shrews, lacking any self-awareness run the gamut of the political spectrum. For every MAGA Karen, there is Progressive Karen. The slices of bread in a complaint shit sandwich.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I evicted a hot girl yesterday. She refused to sign a new lease for six months, because she "had questions" about the terms and rules. She couldn't understand that "take it or leave it" is a legitimate bargaining position. The judge asked "Why not sign?" "Men cave in to me."
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I'm at that odd age where I see a well-put-together mother in her early 40's and her daughter in her early-mid 20's and think: I'd fuck both of them.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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You don't want a marriage, sweetheart. You want a wedding. One is a commitment, the other is a celebration of you. To solve this, I propose a quinceañera for every woman every 15 years. The only catch is that you have to fit into the same dress for every celebration.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Harsh truth ladies: The biggest lure of new pussy to your man isn't that she's a better woman, but that it isn't you.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@RationalMale @ironshrink "Why isn't it the same for men?" Because men don't sexually select for the ability to provide for and protect offspring. Men are not hypergamous. We do not find a woman's earnings or her degree arousing. Male attraction cues don't attract men. Men and women are different.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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This is true and a diagram of cope. Compete or delete. Learn game, frame and social cues. Everyone who feels slighted by the sexual marketplace comes to the same conclusion: "Men who can should sacrifice for those who can't, because the losers are sad." Tough break.
@ItIsHoeMath
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This is true and important. The type of men who can attract multiple women at once are heavily responsible for the decay of marriage and families through wasting women's time with selfish games. I have found that I have no control over the men who behave this way. They respond
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@RationalMale She thinks it's a choice. LOL
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@RuleZeroDAD
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This space is ridiculous: - Giant Santa Cuck - Deaf, Cigar Purveying Ninja - Kickboxer Pimp - Dancing Actor's Workshop Barber - Mononymous Hipster Shaman - Ritalin Ginger Sociopath - Generic White Guy Asian Trainer - No Sons to Tell This - Filipino Panda - Two Blacks, One Clout
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@Rich_Cooper Bought jewelry for her birthday believing this would catapult me from out of the "Friend Zone". She showed it to her boyfriend at the time and they both commented on how nice it looked on her.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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"Cheating" is absolutely an acceptable option to solve a sexless marriage. Grow up. Are you just supposed to sit there with your dick in your hand if your spouse no longer wants sex when you still do?
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@RuleZeroDAD
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The man a woman gives her most passionate "sexual best" is the one to whom she has the most visceral response. It could be her weed dealer and not her husband and father of her children. If you don't want to lose to scumbags, be more interesting than scumbags.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Christ being my savior has nothing to do with my Ex being a Meth dealer. I'm different from 90 days ago. Jesus has forgiven me for my past, and so should you. Don't forget to review my Insta and snap for premium content.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Huberman being the current "face" of evolutionary psychology and spinning 5 plates in his late 40's is just a chef's kiss of awesome. "You guys don't know what you're talking about. You can't leverage biology into sex with more women . . ." LOL.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@fl1ppyxdd Same thing happened with Zoomies in 2016, when they gave Kanye props for giving Paul McCartney a break on "The One." This crew believes history started with their births.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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What a man does for a vocation does not define him as a man, any more than religion, gun ownership, truck nuts, facial hair, parental status, age, or education. Respect a dude's hustle. How would you like it if I went to your job and slapped the dick out of your mouth? Stop it
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@RuleZeroDAD
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If I'm your husband, and you are my wife, I should not have to compete with the World for your time and attention. It seems simple, but women consistently fuck this up.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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The Red Pill space is 5-7 years ahead of everyone in financial, interpersonal and health knowledge. Everything you hear this next recession cycle, you will already know and feel like you are taking crazy pills. I've experienced this twice already.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I think this is sufficient.
@Surviving_LADa
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Interesting perspective. What do men bring to the 'table'?
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Another "Strong, Independent Female" without agency. 44 y/o and incapable of thinking for herself around the kid who starred in Transformers. Women need to be better.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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If I grind hard enough with zero social skills and lead with my wallet, women will just come to me once I'm successful. Ha. HA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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@RuleZeroDAD
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My mother has had her Last Rites, and will pass soon. She fought cancer for over three years and is one tough broad. She raised a son with her husband of 56 years because she wanted to, and not because she had to, or felt forced to. There is something honorable about that.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I discriminate, but I'm not a bigot. I don't have the patience to walk you through the difference. Having taste is part of having a personality.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Black Pill sucks. MGTOW sucks. Blue Pill Swallows. Red Pill has been co-opted away from Rule 0 and is now a marketing tool. Just learn to be social, stop being afraid of your own needs, and tell everyone who works against you being the center of your earthly experience "NO."
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Let's cut the shit. Why did you get divorced? This is probably the correct answer: Even when everything was perfect, you were only lukewarm for each other. Any difficulty was too much of a hassle, whether it was with parenting, sex or money.
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@redpilledhawk Plus our military presence allows for 4 day work weeks and National Health Care due to the reduction in cost of self-protection, but do go on about how backward we are. We would prefer to not protect you, but you don't make enough money as nations for your programs and safety.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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5 years
Men. Real talk here. I see you getting frustrated and seduced by ideas meant to appeal to your emotions and sense of identity. Regardless of race or color, someone is looking to recruit you for a war. Handle your shit. Focus on your opportunities, and stay positive.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I've been married over twenty years. The majority of my sexual relationships began within the first day of meeting my partner. Let me repeat that: The majority of my sexual relationships began within the first day of meeting my partner. Attraction > Building Friendships.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@RationalMale Dude, I like your glasses.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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5 years
Again with the nagging: #WhatWomenDontWantFromMen is apparently trending. What if men told women what we don't want from them? I'll start. For Christmas, I don't want any woman to dictate my "turn ons" to me. Odds are your thin adult daughter is more my style.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@RationalMale Qualifying to a woman is like qualifying for the Special Olympics. Even if you win, people still pity you.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Fucking @RationalMale Come collect your winnings. It's about over.
@dcexaminer
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. @JoeBiden refers to @KamalaHarris as "President Harris."
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@GotPickup She's just pissed that bro won't commit to her. She sees the same desperation she feels with multiple women "acting on attraction" for a certain type of guy. "I like hot guys, but they won't stay with me, because they don't have to. What do?"
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Couples who genuinely want to fuck each other don't break up. This is the Relationship Red Pill. The work is keeping the genuine desire over an extended period with all the tragedy and distraction the world leaves at your feet. That's why you focus on yourself first.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@realfemsapien It is as immoral to deny your husband sex as it is for him to cheat. Do what you will with that statement.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@_Rian_Stone I've only said this a thousand times. SIDS is a cover for murder and manslaughter by the mother.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I would rather be your object of lust that you can't resist and crawl through glass to experience again, than your social, emotional and financial safety net. Are you women fucking stupid?
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Your desire to be validated by strangers online and in para-social relationships is stronger than your sexual desire for your husband. That is why your marriage failed, Jennifer.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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I wholely endorse this strategy in 90% of life, even outside the context of the legal system.
@LawyerCat_
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Happy Shut The Fuck Up Friday
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@RPpragmatic Yet another reason why a 24/7 gym membership with key card, and gym bag by the door are recommended. You have constructive choices, other than pondering alone. Become attractive to many women, and the rejection from one becomes irrelevant. Be abundant in mindset and options.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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@RationalMale "His unwavering support for my past life choices dried me up like the Sahara." She would still be with her if he had a spine and told her "No" more often. Frameless men lose women, like unsupervised women lose money.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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5 years
How we liking that fabulous "single and focused on career" ladies? You've been sold a bill of goods, in part, by fictional characters created by this fine woman:
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@RuleZeroDAD
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No one has ever lamented having had too much sex.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Hey "Power Dads" and "Strong Women": A COVID week in and you are already bitching about unpaid labor and the burdens of parenting. Face it. You get pleasure from the accomplishments of your kids and how that reflects upon your brand, but deep down, you hate the job. Fuck off.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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Denying your spouse is cheating.
@HippieReligious
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Watching porn is cheating
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@_Rian_Stone It's rare to see a 28 y/o retarded woman in the wild, but here we are.
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@RuleZeroDAD
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A very useful course in the Manosphere would be "How to Have an Affair to Cope With a Sexless Marriage, and Not Get Caught." Yeah. I said it.
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