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H.L. Chiselfritz

@RotNScoundrel

2 years

Keith Richards demonstrates twelve bar blues for two year old Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

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Trump looks ridiculous with that bandage.

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RFK Jr didn’t deliver a speech. He performed an autopsy on the Democratic Party and the Industrial Media Complex.

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Imagine being Beto O’Rourke and realizing all you needed to do to win was have a stroke.

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@amyklobuchar The difference between Greenland and Amy Klobuchar? People have heard of Greenland.

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We work on the COVID floor at Rampart Genetal Hospital. It's full. The entire floor + the ICU are at capacity w/ COVID patients — almost all unvaccinated.

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@ChrisMurphyCT My precocious 2 yr old read Chris Murphy's tweet and told me she is glad that I don't make garbage up on twitter and attribute it to her. Baby Dumpling also said she feels sad for Murphy's son for his dad using him to advance a global economic agenda. Then we had ice cream.

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Razor wire doesn’t work. It’s why prison walls are lined with it.

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Doocy: Does razor wire work to secure the border? Kirby: "I don't think so and that's why we asked for it to be removed"

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My precocious 2yr old said she is a democrat. So I gave her a Capri Sun, but first I pocketed the plastic straw so she couldn't poke thru the bag and suck out the juice. Once she realized she couldn't drink it she asked me what she should do. I told her to become a conservative.

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@SenSchumer Where in New York is Schumer Tower located?

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@Patriot_Musket @jenntitus10 Dear everybody. I'd die of heatstroke if I kept thermostat at 78 degrees. Sincerely, The State of Texas

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Reporter: "Have you heard that Ghislaine Maxwell..." Hillary: "WE HAVE AN ALIBI!" Reporter: "...was arrested?" Hillary: "Oh, I thought you were talking about next week." #ClintonBodyCount

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@Independent Reagan was shot. Your turn.

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#ObamaGate Factual evidence ties Barack Obama directly to a legally baseless counter intelligence operation designed to overthrow a duly elected United States president. And all Lib Twitter has to say about it is... But, but, but Racism...Russia...and...Bad Orange Man.

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@AF632 @GeorgeTakei I feel sorry for Brad if George is the best he could do.

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Aide: "Cameras start rolling in 2 minutes." Joe Biden: "Okay, I'll open by thanking the people at CDC and...? Aide: "WHO" Joe: "Who?" Aide: "Yes" Joe: "Yes, what?" Aide: "First the CDC and then WHO" Joe: "That's what I'm asking! Who?" Aide: "Fuck it." #COVIDIOTS

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@ananavarro @ChrisCuomo Chris Cuomo has a lower IQ than the jelly donut I'm certain you are clutching at this very moment.

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Netflix has announced more layoffs. 150 staffers to get the axe. #GoWokeGoBroke

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#UnlikelyThingsHeardAtWalmart "Hi, I work here. May I help you?"

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@StephenKing "I think we all agree" And if we don't agree with King it means we are racist. Because thems the rules.

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A virus that is intelligent enough to avoid Lollapalooza and Obama’s b-day bash, yet savagely preys upon Sturgis is a virus too advanced for a mere vaccine.

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@robreiner Everytime Rob Reiner drops a nugget on twitter it makes me sad. Because it reminds me that somewhere in our great country an organ grinder is missing their monkey.

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@robreiner If Trump is acting as a king/dictator that means he is governing outside the boundaries of the Constitution. I know you must have many examples of this and I would appreciate it if you would share a few of them with us. Please be specific.

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I’m old enough to remember when the FBI fought organized crime before the FBI became organized crime.

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Why pack the Supreme Court when you can just ignore it?

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@BernieSanders Funny how you used to rail against millionaires until you became one.

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@AOC The last bill you had a hand in passing was giving change for a $20 to a customer after serving a drink.

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8 years

If Trump said Sun rises in the East... Schumer would challenge it. Pelosi would blame it on Bush. Maxine Waters would say Sun invaded Korea.

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Chuck Todd and Shepard Smith walk into a bar... Bartender: What'll ya have? Chuck and Shep: A Shirley Temple...two straws...and a good cry.

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Fuck Seabiscuit. He’s a lying pos.

Apex World News

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John Kerry: "The climate crisis is killing people. It is knowingly, wittingly allowing people to die and infecting them with disease and providing them with air that kills people because we're not willing to take the steps necessary to do what we know we need to do.."

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@IbraheemSamirah @realDonaldTrump Thanks for the explanation. I thought you were just another guy showing off for his boyfriend.

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THIS 👇

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The Clinton Foundation has threatened to assist flood ravaged Houston. My answer would be no, there are enough looters already in the city.

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A friend told me... There is a knockoff Viagra being sold in US. It's being brought into the States from Russia. Make sure the label on yours says made in USA. Otherwise you're taking a chance on Russia interfering in our erections.

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Of course you cancelled your holiday plans. Your wife left you and Jeffrey Epstein is dead.

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Just when it seemed like life would return to normal, we could be entering the worst part of the pandemic. Omicron will hit home for all of us. Close friends of mine now have it, and I’ve canceled most of my holiday plans.

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@BetoORourke Dude, give it up. There will be no Skateboard Bob presidency. No adobe Kennebunkport compound in El Paso. But feel free to drive across the Rio Grande International bridge as if it is the Chappaquidick river. Vaya con dios, amigo.

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Thanks President Biden! Every nation has benefited from your tenure in the Oval Office except for The United States of America.

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President Obama, tell us again how more gun control would prevent mass murders. http://t.co/91QNXSLanf

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There are no Democrats at a Trump rally.

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What, exactly, is the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally?

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Am I alone in blocking all accounts associated with promoted tweets?

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The last time people attempted to travel out of Iran their plane was shot down by Iran.

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If we want to help the Iranian people we should start by lifting the travel ban.

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The position of White House Press Secretary was not created until 1929.

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2 years

For roughly the first two centuries of American independence, no black or gay person and no woman could aspire to be the White House Press Secretary.

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Disgusting. Fuck the #Olympics2024Paris . Just fuck it. The world is a fucking ghetto.

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5 years

@HillaryClinton Has Bill ever visited Uranus?

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@BernieSanders We need old communist senators to retire.

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@RayCornball I spoke with the Latino landscapers. They thought you were Rosie O'Donnell.

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Breaking News: Archeologists searching through the ruins of Pompei have excavated a box of provisional ballots marked #BrowardCounty .

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8 years

As opposed to the title of her Daddy's book, "She Resisted".

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Chelsea Clinton announces new children's book: "She Persisted"

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Why is a 94 year old retiree who bothers nobody being stalked?

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Gene Hackman, 94, spotted in new photos wearing nearly identical outfit from weeks earlier

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I told my precocious 2yr old I was making grilled tuna, rice and veggies for dinner. Baby Dumpling said she wanted pizza. I replied it wasn't up for a vote. She walked away mumbling if it were up for a vote and this was #BrowardCounty we would be eating pizza for dinner.

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8 years

Those are markings by utility company for location of sewers. Speaking of sewers how is your career going?

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Walking to get coffee saw these all over a sidewalk in the town I'm in. Is this an attempt at swastikas? Do neo nazis not have google?

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@ReElectCummings It's all about Elijah. 🙄

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5 years

What, did his parents divorce?

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I work on the COVID floor at my hospital. It's full. The entire floor + the ICU are at capacity w/ COVID patients — almost all unvaccinated.

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@HillaryClinton The winner of the 2009 Margaret Sanger award lectures us on human rights. My, my.

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Our pets are US citizens.

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4 years

For an additional $29.99 Jill Biden could have accessorized her Halloween costume with the optional broom.

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Anderson Cooper goes full Joseph Gobbles. Misspelling intentional.

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Bill Gates nearly has a full blown orgasm hearing Anderson cooper suggest withholding people’s social security if they don’t take the vax😳

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I checked Bill Clinton Guide to Etiquette and it says it is perfectly okay for a female to kneel in the Oval Office.

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New poll shows Joe Biden approval rating at 93% among registered Taliban fighters. +/- 3% margin of error

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3 years

You couldn’t cure a ham.

President Biden

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We can end cancer as we know it.

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Pic on left was snapped in war torn Ukraine. Pic on right depicts the peace time San Francisco district Nancy Pelosi represents in Congress.

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Stephen King ain’t looking good.

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@benshapiro 85 yr old senator battling her own party for reelection endorsement announces she has received an anonymous letter alleging unspecified misconduct as a high school student on the part of a #SCOTUS nominee whose confirmation vote is set for a week from today. Sounds legit.

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@tonyposnanski We know Democrats "fix" elections. Economies not so much.

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3 years

I believe Fauci will be allowed to either resign or be fired. He will be allowed his pension and bennies. No legal action will occur. What do y’all think?

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I was 17 when Jimmy “Malaise” Carter was elected President. His tenure in the Oval Office is most noted for him throwing his hands up in the air and telling Americans to stick a fork in it because America was toast.

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Two old men shake their fists at the sky after missing memo that the world has passed them by.

David Crosby Supports Neil Young Threatening Spotify To Remove His Music

David Crosby recently posted a tweet to support his former Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young bandmate Neil Young who threatened Spotify to remove his music from the platform. Ever since they were both...

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@TheRevAl "I smell money!"

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@TheRevAl Tawana Brawley, dude. History is a real thing.

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Robert Francis O'Rourke's DNA report strongly suggests 1/6483th Spanish ancestry. His name will appear on Texas ballots as Beto O'Chimichanga.

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There is no Republican Party. There is no Democratic Party. There are 535 grifters ...and a cast of thousands ...jockeying for fame, fortune and power.

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Nothing says 78 year old grandfatherly paragon of virtue and leader of The Democratic Party like hitting on a six year old girl during a press conference. #CreepyJoe

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Whoopie Goldberg: "I'm hoping Dr. Jill becomes the surgeon general ... she's a hell of a doctor. She's an amazing doctor" Jill Biden isn't an MD nor does she have schooling in the field of medicine. She has a doctoral degree in educational leadership.

Whoopi Goldberg mistakenly touts Dr. Jill Biden for surgeon general: 'She's a hell of a doctor'

Co-host Whoopi Goldberg appeared to forget on Wednesday that the "Dr." in Dr. Jill Biden's title didn't reperesent any medical credentials.

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This pic of Mark Hamill oozes mental illness.

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@DeAnna4Congress good wife to his husband

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3 years

Yesterday I tested positive for the Corona. Unvaxxed. Mild symptons: sore throat, bit of a cough, low grade fever and general ache. I have a great immune system and am actually glad to get this over with.

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8 years

We need First Amendment Defense Act because 3% of the population is not a rule making majority. The 97% are entitled to equal protection.

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5 years

Am I the only one who had never heard of Meghan Markle prior to her latching on to Harry?

Meghan Markle plans to move to Los Angeles only after Trump leaves office, report

Even though the couple plans to live in Canada, their true goal is to have a home or business in Los Angeles, but only after Trump leaves office, anonymous sources told the Daily Mail.

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Chuck Schumer: Well, we overplayed the Kavanaugh thing but we are mostly past it. All we have to do is not be crazy from here on out to election day. Elizabeth Warren: Hold my DNA swab.

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The brain dead media call it a traffic accident. We call it what it is: #WaukeshaMassacre

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7 years

Who wants to tell her Andrew Jackson founded the Democratic Party?

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1 word answer: Slavery. Longer: When Andrew Jackson died in 1845 (16 yrs before the Civil War began), he owned 150 men, women and children.

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#IfISeeAClown my reaction will be situational...

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@BernieSanders Millionaire hypocrite says what?

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No we don’t. We kiss, cuddle and stand around naked with women. Biological women.

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#AntifaTerrorists If I'm not mistaken: Every city hit last night by domestic terrorists is run by a Democrat mayor. complicity [kəmˈplisədē] NOUN the state of being involved with others in an illegal activity or wrongdoing.

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#SignsYoureARealAdult You have never sexually assaulted a woman.

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Every time we have Socialism in a choke hold the @GOP gives it the breath of life.

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@secupp I had just read my foreclosure notice when I saw yer tweet. I wont mind losing the house, but my car was repoed last week so living in it is out. A ride to to work wont be a problem since the diner where I washed dishes closed down cos Chinese Flu. But God bless reporters.

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Have you found it yet?

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It's been three years since I headed to the Oval Office for the first time as your president.

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@RashidaTlaib I hope you resist arrest.

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"People's State of the Union" Kudos to the celebs who will take time out from sexually harassing/sexually assaulting each other to participate in a juvenile self serving circle jerk of political ignorance.

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The huge fence DNC has put around convention center isn't to keep protesters out. It's to keep the inmates in. #DemsInPhilly #DNCConvention

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@MillerStream @JHWalz32 @PeteButtigieg He sure seems to be working the neck of that bottle. Is he drinking from it or practicing on it?

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Now do your late cousin Ted Kennedy’s misadventure in Chappaquiddick. I believe he skated. Alas, Mary Jo Kopechne did not.

Maria Shriver

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I’m trying to take a beat to digest the Rittenhouse verdict. My son just asked me how it’s possible that he didn’t get charged for anything. How is that possible? I don’t have an answer for him.

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Have ya heard the one about #SusanRice ILLEGAL use of intel? Neither has... @CNN @MSNBC @CBS @ABC @NBCNews @nytimes @washingtonpost

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Adam Schiff is proof that the duck billed platypus wasn't God's only stab at humor.

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BE, SU, RE, TO, DR, IN, KY, OU, RO, VA, LT, INE

Governor Phil Murphy

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If you're traveling to NJ from the following locations, you should self-quarantine for 14 days: AL, AK, AZ, AR, CA, CO, FL, GA, GU, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MO, MT, NE, NV, NH, NM, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PR, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY

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Breaking News: Robert Mueller has subpoenaed Santa Claus to provide records pertaining to all correspondence Donald Trump mailed to North Pole as a child during the years 1953 - 1957.

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