Parent: “Are you teaching critical race theory in this class?”
Teacher: “Sir this is 6th grade home room”
-notes from tonight’s virtual open house zoom….
idc if we’re twitter friends, if we’ve @‘d each other for yrs, dm’d, texted- I find out you’re a rapey predator, I’m not defending you, you can go to hell.
Ok so boom remember how Kanye said 1 good girl is worth a 1000 bitches? And Wayne said bitches are a dime a dozen. If my math’s right this means 1 good girl is worth $8.33.
I've built lifelong friendships off small talk, gotten job offers, and all kinds of random tips and insights. Being able to chit chat with anyone can seriously get you everywhere.
Everything is fine, people are doing great- stock market is up, the employment rate is lower than it's ever been, there's nothing wrong with the economy.
My toxic trait is saying "I'm down for whatever" but really it depends on my schedule, the menu, the weather, who's gonna be there, the parking, my energy level, the time of day, and my mood.
“THE RAP GAME WILL NEVER BE AT PEACE. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE COMPETITION. AND AS LONG AS THERE'S COMPETITION, THERE WILL NEVER BE PEACE. EVERYONE WANTS TO BE THE ONE.”
— Drake’s message board on tour 👀
To be in the Keke Palmer situation you'd need a wife attractive enough to garner a celebrity's attention.
I promise, most of you have nothing to worry about.