The world is one less of a legend today.
Please help
@preciousvenusxo
bring her Dad home so he can be laid to rest by his wonderful family x
Any help counts ♥️
So get this… I’m renting. The owners are selling. The photographer comes to get photos for the ad.
“Did the agent not tell you to clean up?”
Are you fucking serious cunt.
This is my home. I have sentimental collections. Purely insulted tbh.
Hello abyss. Here is me screaming.
Why can’t shit just be straight forward for once?
I’ve experienced some pretty shitty things when I didn’t think I would have and it’s really wounded my heart.
Look, I’ve been trying to conceal my excitement out of respect to the friends in Brisbane but I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL MY GAL MOVES TO MELBOURNE OFFICIALLY!!! A dream that has transpired beautifully
@preciousvenusxo
Is it bad that I’m watching my New Girl for the 4th time?
Between that and schitts creek, I can’t help myself.
Happy of anyone who can suggest alike fun series :)
Compliment of the year:
“Your written vocabulary is very intimidating.
But… then I hear you speak and I no longer feel so intimidated”
It’s like I’m smart but jokes, I’m actually dumb.
Everytime I open my Twitter feed on public transport, there’s a video of
@FleshMechanic19
and a hot chick and it’s just a tricky situation to be in when it gets me all hot and heavy in public.
Kudos to you.
No shit. Met Dave O’Doherty tonight and told him I love him on “5 out of 10 cats” countdown.
Never have I ever wanted to hide myself so quickly.
I backed up saying my cat died 3 times already…. Not true and not funny.
The reduction in alcohol consumption has led to;
•increased insomnia
•increased irritability in relation to idiots
•fucked up traumatic dreams
Lovin’ it 😒
This banh mi better cure my pickle back hangover.
Parties on school nights bringing me back to my 35 year old reality of “she ain’t what she used to be”.
Had a colleague (surgeon) exclaim how tattoos are “ick” and not that great, and not for her.
That’s great love.
I think your attitude is “ick” and not that great and it’s definately not for me.
TAKE THAT big bad rich person