Dating in melb started out SO strong for me but appears to have completely gone to shit, I haven’t had a date or kissed anyone in weeks (not for lack of trying) - how am I meant to live my best slutty life in these conditions?
It feels so good coming home in the morning all sleep deprived with messy sex hair and smudged mascara, fuck this ‘walk of shame’ business, I’m like ‘yes I DID get laid, thank you 💁🏼♀️’