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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Tasha, Tyrone and Uniqua were black, Pablo the Penguin was Hispanic and Austin the rabbit was white.

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@avynr

6 years

Idc what you say, the Backyardigans are BLACK.

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Christina

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6 years

This summer has taught me that I’ll need to marry rich (bc getting up for work everyday is literally killing me) so I’ll be converting over to Pick Me Twitter. Good morning black Kings. I love y’all. Y’all go through so much. I will throw my baby out the window for you. 😘

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7 years

It be ya own childhood trauma that you didn’t realize was affecting you at the time but now that you’re an adult is very obviously a factor of your everyday stress.

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6 years

@SchoolBoyQuinn @___JazzyJas Sounds like more waking up early which was the reason for the tweet King

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Christina

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8 years

When I tell my mom that I want something and she says "get it, you got money" 😭

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Christina

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5 years

Ya girl got a job offer (that I’m gonna accept) today!

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5 years

I want my eggs CRACKED. Meaning I want to have a child.

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Christina

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6 years

@CuddleSweet @jamKartel Ooooo thank you sis, this is the real move!!!

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6 years

“Y’all won” - me to my professors after they give me the grades I deserve after a semester of procrastination

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@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Someone once told me that every Food Lion in NC is in a shopping center with a Chinese restaurant and idk how but one day I’m gonna connect this to a larger conspiracy theory.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

This little girl told me that I need to get married and have a baby today and I was like “girl how old do you think I am???” And y’all this lil heffa said 42.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

8 years

Homecoming's over and now it's crunch time so I'll be in my teachers office for the next month like:

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4 years

@nilmorah While I would hope for at least ONE black woman or even a woman of color, I did like the cast.

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@Christeeezyyy

6 years

@RoyalFortunee_ @301___Jojo You’re right. He had a tail.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

This is the truest thing ever 😭

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@melaninmamis

6 years

It be like dat 😭😩😂

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Christina

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9 years

@SpaceNiggaJesus your mom too right? And your daughter too right? And your sister too right? And your grandma too right?

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

8 years

Me: Alright I have a lot of work, what should I start on first? Me: None of it. Me: Huh? Me: Shhh...get in bed. Start a new Netflix series

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6 years

Me: *is 21* *opens drink around my family* My family:

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

This is what I imagine y’all look like when y’all sit down and type these reckless emails to your professors.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

When you see those black/red/blue sheets and one black pillow on his bed

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5 years

I’m shooting the next man that lies to me

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6 years

I SAID STAN TWITTER DO YALL KNOW THIS SONG

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Pick me Twitter, y’all gone eat bucket spaghetti frfr???

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

I want my titties to titty like Tyra Banks’s titties were tittying.

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6 years

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

The hell am I gone boil water on Spelman if we don’t have no stoves

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Christina

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6 years

WE STAN A REAL QUEEN!!! MISS KEISHA?? MISS KEISHA???

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

Paying for transcripts is a SCAM

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

@MelanatedSamus @NonameBooks Sorry! I posted it bc it was cheaper than ThriftBooks but I’m just gonna go to the library lol

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

Lil Christeezy Big Christeezy (Yes, I know Jesus personally. I know y’all gone ask) 😅

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

this old white man just winked at me and while my instinct is to run away the way my bank account is looking I might need to wink back 😭

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

4 years

me in a zoom break out room in my criminal law class w/ 4 yt men discussing race, police, justifying use of lethal force etc.:

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6 years

🧚🏾‍♂️

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

ONE, TWENTY-ONE GUNS LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS GIVE UP THE FIGHT

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

I’m about to graduate from Spelman College 😭🙌🏾

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

Imagine being a hard working mouse, just getting your start in the food industry. Working late nights to make a living for your family. Trying to make your uncle Remy proud. Only to be embarrassed while you’re on the job...smh humans ain’t shit 😒

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@BreeMonshanique

7 years

Waffle House On Gate City is Canceled #NCAT 🤢🤢🤢

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Christina

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8 years

TRYING US ON LIKE COSTUMES THEN DISCARDING OUR BODIES LIKE THE RINDS OF STRANGE FRUIT YOU BETTA PREACH SIR

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Yee, and I can’t stress this enough, haw

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6 years

When you’re helping the guy you just robbed “look” for his wallet and it falls out of your shirt

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8 years

"Race relations are better than they were..."

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6 years

She is WEARING that ensemble ok!!! We stan great granny forever!!!

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Christina

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5 years

Anyone: *acts slightly different* My mind: ok they’re mad at you But why??? What did I do??? *thinks of reasons they could be mad* Ok but you could ask Ok but if you ask and they’re not you’ll seem paranoid Ok but if they’re mad they might be waiting for an apology...

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Christina

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6 years

My mom’s prayers work better than mine she must have Jesus Premium or something.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

“Girls call me Jolly Rancher, cuz I stay so hard. You can suck me for a long time. Oh my God.” 8 year old me (not knowing wtf I’m singing):

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

8 years

When I'm at work and somebody wants me to do work

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8 years

Me: I'm gonna eat healthy this week! Nothing but veggies and water Me: Get a milkshake Me: but I'm lactose in- Me: shhh...milkshake

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@Christeeezyyy

8 years

TWENTY WHOLE YEARS OLD IM GROWN HOE

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5 years

#NewProfilePic

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

Happy Birthday to me. I’m 21. I’m grown. Childish things are behind me. I’m having champagne with my lunch.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

Pls don’t ask me to come see you when it’s under 40°. Hot girl summer is over. I belong to the SHEETS.

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Christina

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5 years

Me after ringing in organic veggies as regular veggies at self checkout

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

One time I told a guy I didn’t wanna come over bc I looked rough and then he was like “FT me bc I don’t believe you” and then I did and he was like ”...well maybe we can hang out tomorrow or something” 😂

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@kitatik_

6 years

When you tell a dude you look rough they always be trying to tell you that you probably still look cute, whole time I look like Snoop Dogg

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Christina

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7 years

Drake got that WAGON boy 😭

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5 years

Anytime you express any emotion other than “happy slappy negro” with your white coworkers.

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@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Me in first grade when my friend was the name taker while the teacher was out of the room and they wrote my name down:

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Which one of you college niggers taught my little brother about Forex???

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9 years

@UberMikee_ lmao imagine her family looking for the remote and then realizing that she ate it 😂😂😂

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

Shawty got Tuberculosis and y’all making jokes

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4 years

Chile lemme put on my Helmet of Salvation and go to sleep.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

Where do Pick Me’s even get this nonsense lol Is there a book? Is there a Pick Me Manifesto?

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

8 years

I JUST GOT MY HEADPHONES OUT THE WASHING MACHINE AND THEY STILL WORK! WHEN JESUS SAYS YES NOBODY CAN SAY NO! 🙌🏾

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5 years

@NonameBooks You’re right! Ima go to the library.

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@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Lol now they need to make one that screams Man at party: “excuse me sweetheart lemme get by you real quick” My dress: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NowThis Impact

@nowthisimpact

6 years

3 women wore this 'smart dress' to a club to record how many times they were touched without their consent. The grand total: 157 touches

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@Christeeezyyy

5 years

I wish people would stop telling me what to do with my stimulus check...the trampoline has already been ordered sweetie.

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8 years

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

I hate dating apps but also where tf am I even supposed to meet people??? It’s too dangerous to be going out with random dudes that you meet in public so I guess I’ll just befriend some older black women so they can set me up with their sons and grandsons.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

4 years

Idk but being charged extra for having thicker hair sounds a little like anti blackness to me.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

This is exactly what I’d expect an old black man in a purple suit to say lol

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6 years

Drake’s father on Pusha-T: “I don’t know anything about anybody named Pusha-T. If I did, I would push their T”

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Christina

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6 years

For personal reasons I will be permanently moving to Miami with the sugar daddy I met last night. Any questions about this matter can be directed to my new assistant/23 year old stepson.

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7 years

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

Anytime I see a man this fine I already know he’s gonna be in Texas bc I’m convinced something in the water there is turning men fine

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

This guy at my job was telling me about how he makes fried chicken every night and he was like “yeah it’s pretty simple, just chicken breast and vegetable oil” he doesn’t bread it...just adds a little salt and drops it into a pot of hot oil....yes, he is.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

I was cleaning up the living room at my Aunt's house earlier today and I found a Starbucks gift card that fell out of a Christmas card. Nobody claimed it and my aunt said I could have it. Idk how y'all do that 9-5 shit.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

You ever rewatch a show on Netflix and realize that you fell asleep or like weren’t paying attention through like several episodes???

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@Christeeezyyy

6 years

Now THIS is what being a white ally means.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

7 years

As a person whose looks range from dumpster rat to kind of a baddie 😂 I’ve definitely noticed a difference in how people treat me when I look nice vs. when I look raggedy. Specifically from men but also just in general.

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@ahleeshaRanae

7 years

y’all really think “pretty girl privilege” is a thing??

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@Christeeezyyy

5 years

I’m going to Houston to soak my joints in their water.

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5 years

Solange performing "Almeda" last weekend at Camp Flog Gnaw.

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8 years

When your mom said y'all were gone eat at 2 and its 4 and y'all haven't even said the grace...

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8 years

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5 years

It was 54 degrees this morning

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@Christeeezyyy

8 years

#blacksalonproblems are so relatable, like 99% of black girls regardless of hair type or background have gone through the struggle

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

So there’s a white supremacist rally coming to DC this weekend supposedly and please tell me why this white guy from my job asked if anybody was trying to “check it out” in our work group me...

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Christina

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6 years

About to go take the LSAT guys

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5 years

Trying to find out how to have a hot girl summer with 37 cents...

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

8 years

If Frank Ocean's "new album" is a TIDAL exclusive WE ARE KNUCKING AND BUCKING I DONT DESERVE THIS KIND OF TORTURE

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

I was watching Moana with my two year old cousin and at a point in the movie, the wind threw Moana off of the boat and in the ocean. My cousin gasped and said “oh no Moana got her hair wet 😨” lol it’s so interesting to see how (some) little black girls pick up on certain things.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

FINE MEN AND BABIES??? The devil is working hard but Shea Moisture is working harder.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

I hate to say it, I hope I don’t sound ridiculous. I don’t know who this woman is. I mean she could be walking down the street and I wouldn’t- I wouldn’t know a thing. Sorry to this woman.

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@KimKardashian

5 years

New shoot coming soon 🖤

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

5 years

Black women really can’t do shit without being labeled rude or angry. Can I be sad? Can I be tired? Can I be hungry? Can I have bad day? Like damn.

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Christina

@Christeeezyyy

6 years

When I get my first paycheck I’m gonna get a full body wax and some silk sheets. Then I’m gonna cash my paycheck (in ones) and then roll around in my money. I’ve been broke for too long y’all 😭

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