Joseph โFuture Sand Wormโ Guarino ๐๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ฆ
@RoninJoey
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For: Frodo, Sondheim, Final Fantasy, ้ซๆฉ็็พๅญ, Oscar Hammerstein II
Against: Fascism
White-ish/Black-ish
#TeamPete
Biden/Harrisโ24 He/him
@David_Leavitt
The image of 76 year old Stephen King in his 100 year old motherโs basement watching porn and eating Dino chicken nuggies will never fail to make me laugh, tbh
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@neilhimself
@MartinKulldorff
Foucault has an entire book about how they used to ship contagious sick people off to the countryside out of prejudice. Itโs the plot line of countless stories. Half the things Jesus does in the Bible is visit shunned communities of sick ppl. This man is a PROFESSOR
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@MeghanMcCain
Meghan, I think it would be useful for you to have a profound conversation with yourself about why you would share a picture of the Taliban mocking American heroes and then agree with them about their intentions in creating it.
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@cobham_fan
@KetracelBlack
@DiscoGeesus
Young Griff would have:
Made Danyโs descent make sense
Created an urgent reason for Jonโs parentage
Created an obvious suitor for Sansa so that her conflict with Dany made sense
Provided a more complicated โfinal bossโ than Cersei, who had largely fulfilled her role at that pt
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@saladshooter9
Iโm telling ya, the number of supposed progressives out there who have internalized their parentsโ Fox News hatred of Democrats but donโt have the proper language to reason it and instead filter it through Leftist talking points is huge. Itโs a thing.
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@HartofSteel1
@AdamKinzinger
Momโs gonna take you to the dentist since dad fell asleep after downing a 1/5th of rubbing alcohol and tying a string between your loose tooth and a doorknob.
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@imillhiser
This thread is gold, but youโve accidentally exposed an awful lot of people completely lacking in critical thinking skills or a memory that goes back past two years.
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@ItsNeeksYeah
Well now sheโll probably never get signed, so maybe not the smartest move to go on social media and try bully โagents in generalโ and POC
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@YNB
And donโt let them blame RBG for not retiring eight years before her death. Nobody could predict the future in 2012, and in 2016 too many people said the Supreme Court didnโt matter. It did. Elections have consequences.
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@academic_la
The speed with which the propaganda campaign spread suggests itโs astroturfing designed to play liberal Jews the exact same way Leftists were pushed into antisemitic hysteria. Donโt fall for it.
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@SunnyDayCBay
I know Iโm getting old because Iโve entered the โyou kidz donโt know your historyโ phase of things, but I get pretty scared that Z doesnโt seem to realize gay marriage has only been legal for a decade and could easily be illegal again.
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@JoshuaConkel
Iโve always thought itโs a weird choice to center Lolita as an actual figure of desire. The point of the novel is to explore HHโs twisted psyche. And the words.
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@GayLaVie
Iโm not a mediator who works in racial spaces, but I believe this is what the Oxford Dictionary would proudly display as an example of gaslighting.
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@LeafLee6
โYโall never fightโ. Oh, we fight. And we win. Youโre just big mad weโre not fighting for the latest grifter youโve latched on to.
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@BlakPantherBabe
@So_journerYah
Sounds like the opposite, frankly, since Project 2025 will hurt all of us in the now AND the future in incalculable ways.
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@ldragoon
1. Identify Jews.
2. Separate into categories of โgood Jewโ and โbad Jewโ.
3. Eliminate โBadโ.
4. Create unreasonable expectations for good until all Jews have been recategorized as bad.
5. Repeat step 3.
6. Move on to homosexuals, transgenders, and African Americans.
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@esglaude
@thedailybeast
โPeople are mad at me for telling others not to vote for Hillary and then misinforming gullible people that Biden is the white liberal MLK warned us about, even though he obviously isnโt. Now I shall brag about escaping the brouhaha in gay Paree.โ
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@fairylilymyth
@BadJewishBoy
And besides he actually went pretty Left on most things, immigration is about the only one heโs tacking right on and they donโt give a shit about that, whatever theyโre pretending now because itโs the one opening he left them.
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@TWLadyGrey
Which is why the media hates him. He generates little drama and his administration is extremely competent. Itโs also why people on the alt-left are so threatened by him. Heโs walking proof that the government can work.
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@CaptainPikeachu
@fairylilymyth
Maybe heโs listening to the people who said โIโll vote for you if Xโ and walking past the people who say โDo X but I still wonโt vote for youโ.
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Itโs a real mystery to me because Pete is the obvious one, heโs the chosen one. And heโs a good guy, who also engages openly with us. I started a Buttigieg fan club and Pete found me. Heโs a million times what they think Bernie Sanders is.
@notcapnamerica
Supposedly she needed surgery and wonโt reappear until the fall, but people think William did something to her and heโs changed his royal logo back to what it was when he was single.
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@KaivanShroff
@MeghanMcCain
Projection much? Remember that time she claimed Black people were rioting outside her home in Manhattan while she was actually in, was it Virginia?
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@umichvoter
While I think a fair amount of attention is paid to it, itโs always worth pointing out that young men are being radicalized in online spaces.
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@youneedabath
@whstancil
I think itโs weirder that you think some video clip selectively edited to make Biden look a certain way is more conclusive than the 150 things he does every single day and does well.
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@TaraSetmayer
She didnโt say anything she wasnโt saying in 2016. I think maybe you should have a nice think about why it took so much for you to hear the wisdom of what she has always been saying.
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@BlueSteelDC
ESPN bought 538 in 2014 and subsequently it became a property of Walt Disney. They transferred it to ABC and got rid of him when they cleaned house somewhat recently.
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@jacobin
Marianne Williamson told AIDS victims in the 80โs the disease was an illusion that can be cured by prayer. She believes clinical depression is a scam. She takes cues on policy from Russel Brand.
Jacobin thinks we should take her seriously. Please think about that for a moment.
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@BoschEyes
@deonteleologist
The teachers arenโt being allowed to point their students to more enlightening material. I donโt think you really understand the purpose of teaching.
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The pandemic WAS Trumpโs fault. It wouldnโt have happened if he hadnโt disabled the American pandemic response team. My grandmother would still be alive.
This monologue is funny as hell, but terrifyingly true!
โI know some people donโt care about January 6, but let me remind you about something real quick โ He was also a terrible f*cking President before that!!!โ ๐ข
@Lesdoggg
PLAY THIS EVERY DAY THROUGH NOVEMBER.
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I feel like Biden positioning himself against wealthy California podcasters and pro-Iran Ivy League professors specializing in Marxist takes on romantic 1700s poetry is not a bad position to put himself in before the Midwest electorate.
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@chris_notcapn
Iโm not a lawyer but even I am bamboozled how the guy who showed up from out of town with the AR-15 is somehow the victim here. This is so very truly absurd, and itโs frightening to think that future race-based murders will be politicized in the same fashion.
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@ContraPoints
Remember that time they voted for Jill Stein, allowing the election of Trump, the packing of the Supreme Court, COVID, and are now threatening to do it again? I do.
Remember that time they think Robert Jr and M Williamson and Cornel West are viable presidential candidates? I do.
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@mistergeezy
The way this rude person refuses to let him answer, accuses him, and gaslights him while insisting he knows less than the two of them do, two people who probably havenโt been there and arenโt members of Congress and get all their news from TikTok, is infuriating.
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@TheOnion
President Biden literally came out and said he wants to protect trans rights and the rights of parents to make decisions for their children at the federal level, but go off with your clickbait. At this point, the Babylon Bee is more worth the time than you.
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@SheaCoulee
@RonanFarrow
I think itโs funny that people are surprised a veteran drag queen who invented a franchise where queer people fight and ridicule each other for money and our entertainment wrapped in a self-empowerment pablum package might be something of a hyper capitalist paranoiac.
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Biden calls out the media: โI'm sincerely not asking you to take sides, but asking you to rise up to the seriousness of the moment. Move past the horse race numbers and the gotcha moments and the distractions. Focus on what's actually at stake.โ
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@Jawanza
@mynameisjro
@CornelWest
What I canโt square here is that you clearly realize that voting third party enables Trump. Arenโt you questioning Cornel Westโs motivations here, or is it just about finding an opportunity to assuage your own feelings? What practical power does a West vote have?
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@fairylilymyth
Yeah because Iโm sure the idea of a nuclear powerful Iranian state sends shivers of excitement. The Iranian regime isnโt famously repressive or anything.
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You ever notice that everyone who lives in California thinks any temperature lower than 70 degrees is like Elsa froze the kingdom or something? I swear these people would turn on the heat on an 80 degree day.
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โBiden is doing something else as well, and here he may owe a debt to one of his opponents in the 2020 Democratic primaries who is now his transportation secretary. When Pete Buttigieg announced his candidacy in April 2019, one of his central themesโฆโ