A family oriented, animal enthusiast, who has cared for many dog breeds my entire life; recently falling 4 Frenchies! BLOG AI๐ผ๏ธ Stories Memes Satire!
#stockton
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Challenge gone wrong, or comedy masterpiece? You decide! ๐๐ซ Check out 'The Ultimate 'Do NOT Try at Home' Challenge' and witness a dog's reaction that's too funny fur words. Ready for a laugh-out-loud moment?
#mature
#dogs
only
@elonmusk
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Lub,
Jax
Please enjoy, โ๐จ Jax the French Bulldog: Mr. Beastโs CUTEST & Loyal FAN? ๐ Discover his FAVE Mr. Beast Burger NOW! ๐จโ
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Introducing Jax, a French Bulldog with an insatiable appetite for Mr. Beastโs renowned burgers! Being the most adorable and loyal fan of Mr.
Superbowl Swerve?!
@taylorswift13
@tkelce
Taylor Swift Crashes the Game for a Shocking
Reason (It's Not What You Think!)
But then, amidst the roaring cheers and flashing lights, a tiny, furry figure dashes onto the field, straight towards the megastar's side!
#SuperBowl2024
@elonmusk
Beneath short legs and wrinkled brow,
I gaze up high and wonder how.
Muskโs enigma, vast and deep,
Secrets held, dreams to keep.
"X Factors", they did name,
A life of risk, not just for fame.
Elonโs path, so bold and stark,
I bark in awe, under the starlit dark.
#ElonMusk
In the vast world wide,
under the big blue sky,
From mountains high to valleys low, where rivers gently flow,
Thereโs a bond that pulls us close, though miles apart we stand,
A laugh, a smile, a wagging tail,
from far-off distant lands.
From snowy peaks in the north,
where
Deer
@Chewy
,
Thanks fur being instrumental in getting our father to play dress up this year. Even though it wasn't easy, once dad saw how much Chewy meant to us, we knew he couldn't refuse!
#ChewyCostumeContest
Sinzcerly,
TMF ๐ป๐
Please enjoy our latest reelโ๏ธd, "ChewyHallow."
@Cocolh44
@suky01
Twitter,
Tanks fur watching our 2022 Christmas reel, Santa Claws knows that your
#doggos
have been naughty, and he's come up w/ a hilarious way 2 punish them! Watch as Santa and our local๐ฅdepartment bring Christmas joy to all the naughty dogs in OB! ๐ฅฐ
#DogsofTwittter
#Christmas
AM Bonus drop
@elonmusk
In a garden, not so far,
Underneath a twinkling star,
Lived a French Bulldog, so refined,
With a charm thatโs one-of-a-kind.
Monsieur Bulldog, stout and small,
Pride of the garden, loved by all.
With a coat as sleek as midnight silk,
Sipping tea as
@Chewy
Then that shows we did our job properly.
Thanks again fur the kind words and all of those awesome products; we're customers fur life.
#ChewyDelivery
Sinzcerely,
TMF
#dogsoftwitter
๐พ ๐ฅฐ โฅ๏ธ
Please enjoy a throwback reel โ๏ธed โBullies with a Beat.โ ๐ถ
Deer ๐ฆ Twitter,
Thank you for watching. "Don't be greedy; give to the needy." This greedy SOB ๐ค. He knows vanilla๐ฆis our favorite. Better sleep ๐ with 1๐๏ธ open ๐ช. ๐ to see Choloโs drool bubbles ๐. Oh my goodness weโre laughing our
#DogsofTwittter
tails off
Sinzcerely,
TMFs
Twitter community,
Please enjoy, soup ๐, salad ๐ฅ, or a hug ๐ค. In this hilarious, trending audio, youโll hear my French bulldog, Cholo, asking his patrons to choose soup ๐, a salad ๐ฅ, or a hug ๐ค for the sides of their main course at dinner and itโs pretty
#funny
๐คฃ
#dogslife
Chewy,
You asked, and we delivered a
#chewycostumecontest
teaser, guaranteed to make you laugh.
Please enjoy "Bulldogs working 9-5."
Stay tuned for more awesomeness throughout this spooky ๐ป Halloween season. ๐ ๐พ ๐ ๐ฅฐ
Yay itโs Friday ๐ AND our Chewy package ๐ฆ is hereโฆ
๐ป Share pics of your petโs look by 10/28
๐ Tag us & use
#ChewyCostumeParty
๐ฎ Vote for the winner on October 31st
*Terms & conditions apply .
Finally,
#Life
is complete with our
#Coolaroo
The Original Cooling Elevated
#Pet
Bed, Raised Breathable Washable Indoor and Outdoor Pet Cot, Large, Gunmetal via
@amazon
TMF receives an affiliated fee from amazon when readers click over to them from us.๐พ
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Please enjoy, โFalling for Frenchie Love: A Pawsitively
Hilarious Romance.โ
When โHelp, Iโve Fallenโ Meets โHelp, Iโve Fallenโฆ for Youโ - Get Ready to LOL!โ
Join us on a belly-rubbing, tail-wagging adventure with JAX, Chloe, SKY, LOLA, and Cholo as they turn an โIโve
Twitter fam,
Let it be told
These Merle Bullies
Only 8 weeks old
Theyโll never know
The awesome adventures sold
Just beyond these gates
Less than 2 weeks old
Soon youโll hv
This
#forever
๐ก
Fill w/ love/surprises
As each๐rises
New sites to see
Gets you ready
Forever Mom and ๐จ๐ปdy
Wait.
WTruffโฆ
We never got da treatz in our
@Starbucks
#puppachinos
Wurd is our
#DogsofTwittter
bond
Well, @ least this girl ๐ถ got a fresh gel manicure.
Take care,
TMF
Twitter fam,
In a world of dog breeds, one stands tall,
The Merle Frenchies, the greatest of all!
With coats like works of art, so uniquely spun,
They're loved by their subscribers, each and every one.
Oh, Merle Frenchies, you're the stars of the show,
Your charm and
Dear positive mindset,
This
#NewYear2023
, I'll be doubling down on my positive
vibes. Furthermore, Iโll make better decisions than the previous
year (2022). Iโll also continue to trust in the
#universalplan
of abundance" and all its laws attraction.
#2022Recap
Hasta la vista๐ถ๐ฝ!
I wanted to thank all of you for your unwavering support and encouragement. You guys keep me going, and I can't thank you enough! So, grab some popcorn, get cozy, and join me on this emotional rollercoaster. Let's gooo!"
#DogsofTwittter
@elonmusk
Hey Twitter fam, it's your favorite Dog Dad Don "Robyn's boo" here! We just dropped our latest reel, and let me tell you, it's a real heart-stopper! "Dog Dad Don's Close Call: When Love and a Heart" is a heartfelt tale that will have you on the edge of
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French bulldogs trot, their steps so light,
Through fields of green, a joyful sight.
With bat-like ears, they listen true,
To the heartโs whisper, theyโre never blue.
They snort, they snuffle, with faces sweet,
Each wrinkle and fold, a story complete.
In eyes that gleam with
๐พ HUGE thanks,
#FrenchieFam
! ๐ Sorry for the break โ dog mom Robynโs been busy! We hit 70M views (50M this year) and grew to 262K subs! ๐ Havenโt joined yet? Hit SUBSCRIBE and join our journey! ๐ถ Drop a comment with your fave Merle Frenchie moment! ๐พ
#ThankYou
#Milestone
"Poetic Frenchies,"
In the gleam of Hollywood's grand design,
A Frenchie from the future claims its time.
Hopping 'neath the stars, past mansions oh so neat, this tiny pup owns every glamorous street.
Moonlight kisses his fur, a silvery glow,
Above, the city's lights put on
@catturd2
Storm Safety for Caturd and Friends
When skies grow dark and winds
do howl,
And rain begins its endless prowl,
Stay close inside where warmth is found,
Safe and sound on solid ground.
For Caturd and his kin so dear,
In stormy times, thereโs naught to fear.
Huddle close, donโt
Twitter community,
Please enjoy, soup ๐, salad ๐ฅ, or a hug ๐ค. In this hilarious, trending audio, youโll hear my French bulldog, Cholo, asking his patrons to choose soup ๐, a salad ๐ฅ, or a hug ๐ค for the sides of their main course at dinner and itโs pretty
#funny
๐คฃ
#dogslife
@WillowOfficial
@DisneyPlus
@Lucasfilm
Where have you been all my life?
#Willow
Please enjoy, โ1 fur you 1 fur me.โ
Pass it over Dad ๐จ Please ๐ and thank you โค๏ธ
Does anyone elseโs parents think itโs polite to eat ๐ฝ and
not share? I have to constantly nudge my dad to let him know
Iโm here and I am hungry ๐too๐!
@tpvsean
@ShalaShala06351
1.Turbo Cancer and mRNA Vaccines: The concept of โturbo cancerโ refers to an alleged rapid onset of aggressive cancer, purportedly linked to mRNA vaccines like those developed for COVID-19. However, as of now, there is no solid scientific evidence connecting mRNA vaccines to the
The
#jahovahhas
change โฌ๏ธthe
tidings game! When Dogs Go Door-to-Door as Popes for Treats! ๐ถ๐ช๐คฃโ
In this side-splitting canine caper, our French bulldog squad takes on a divine mission! Watch as they hilariously impersonate the Pope to catch the attention of unsuspecting
@Lizzie_Chantree
@OrientalAdvent2
The only difference is that there are sometimes 11 cups.This
actually reminds us of a
#ThrowbackThursday
reel,ย Two things I do all day, as dog momโฆ first Iย have โ๏ธ then I pet my dog ๐ถ. Life as a dog mom can be veryย busy, and a full time job ๐.
#Dog
#life
Twitter,
We are excitedly anticipating the arrival of our new puppies, chosen after falling in love at first sight. Despite initially intending to only take one, we ultimately decided to bring home both pups, believing they were meant to be together forever.
#DogsofTwittter
๐ถ*2.
@Cocolh44
@suky01
Thanks for watching today's reel, "My French Bulldogs Try Stand-up Comedy - and it's HILARIOUS!" OMFG... Twitter, you are going to laugh your tail off at this one! In this hilarious video, my Merle French Bulldogs attempt stand-up comedy for the first time.
#dogsoftwitter
Tanks!
๐พ Unlock the Secret to Inner Peace and Unleash Your Best Self! ๐
In a world that never stops, where stress can weigh you down like a lead collar, discover the paw-sitive power of self-love and kindness. ๐ฅฐ๐
Join us on a journey of wagging tails, wet noses, and boundless love
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Who knows how
@SpaceX
names their new
#droneships
@elonmusk
?
Question:
#riddle
โI sail not on water, but fly in the sky, and come to rest in the ocean, where rockets nearby. My name is borrowed from a tale not our own, tell me, what series inspired my name to be known?
Twitter fam,
Weโll hit the ground running with follow-backs once these newly created restrictions are lifted. Enjoy a
#throwback
How typicalโฆ
Dad is oversleeping again๐คฌ Itโs one minute past breakfast ๐ฅ time and now Iโm holding him hostage w/โฆ
Thanks for following, everyone.
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"Poetic Frenchies"
Two bulldogs from the USA, off they flew one day,
To Paris, where the Eiffel Tower does sway.
American paws on French terrain,
A sight so rare, it's almost arcane!
They barked and played, under the tower's might,
Chasing their tails, in sheer delight.
"From
@Cocolh44
@suky01
Yoโฆ
Please enjoy today's drop.ย "Sup girl," check out our Olde English
Frenchie Mix Cholo, "the big dude," persuades Chloe w/ some snacksโค๏ธ These Frenchies tackle the food missions together ๐คฃ๐ฅ Nobody is more hungry than I am! Weโre a match made in
heaven ๐...
#DogsofTwittter
Thanks for the shout-out, Michelle.
Please enjoy our latest reel, "My Bulldog, the Great Outdoorsman." Yeah, criminals, donโt even think about itโฆI never get tired! My dad trained me well (he was a 4x combat infantry soldier)โฆ or maybe itโs just my natural Adonis like build ๐ช
@WallStreetApes
@cb0828cb
One day the people will realize
how much power they had!
โโโ The ๐บ๐ธSpirit โโ 76โ
The bedrock of American democracy rests on a foundational principle: the government is accountable to its citizens. This is not merely a lofty ideal, but a fundamental right entrenched in the
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How many dogs can you see?
#dogs
#Test
Depending on the number how of dogs you see in the picture, you are more than likely to be old or still very young in spirit, at least that is what the science tells us.
Let us know in the comment section below how many dogs you can
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@elonmusk
We're Merle Frenchies, and we're here to say...
We love our subscribers in every way...
Your support means the world to us, you see...
We'd lick your faces if we could, with glee...
We'll wag our tails and do a little dance...
To show our gratitude for your loving
This is not to be confused with dad acting badly.
#DogsBehavingVeryBadly
Please enjoy donโt b
#greedy
give 2 da needy! This greedy SOB๐ค. He knows vanilla๐ฆis our favorite. Better sleep ๐ with one ๐๏ธ open ๐ช. ๐ to see Choloโs drool bubbles ๐. Cuteness overload factor of โพ๏ธ
Twitter fam,
We're Merle Frenchies, and we're here to say
We love our subscribers in every way
Your support means the world to us, you see
We'd lick your faces if we could, with glee
We'll wag our tails and do a little dance
To show our gratitude for your
Yo, I'm the Frenchie, the Bulldog king,
With my French charm, I'll make you sing.
I may be small, but I pack a punch,
While you, Boston, just eat, sleep, and munch.
@elonmusk
Hold up, Frenchie, don't get too cocky,
I'm the Boston Terrier, and I'm never sloppy.
I've got
Thank you, dear subscribers, for your love and support,
We're grateful for each like and comment, we can't even retort.
Your encouragement keeps us going, we cannot deny,
We'll keep creating content that'll make you laugh till you ๐ญ
@hwinkler4real
In a city where neon dreams intertwine, Skyscrapers kiss the smog-streaked skyline. Holograms dance, and billboards gleam, In this cyber realm where reality and fantasy team.
A chrome-clad Frenchie takes the stage, Radiating power, yet hinting a playful rage. With augmented
๐จ "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats!" ๐ถ๐ฑ Check out this hilarious remix collab with
@TheKiffness
and The Merle Frenchie! You wonโt believe what sparked this viral trend. ๐ [Link]
#ViralRemix
#FunnyPets
#PetProtection
@M_Cobbett71
Dear friends of the Merle Frenchie
Life ๐พ,
In a home where Frenchies reign, with five or more to entertain,Their snorts and wiggles fill the day, in such a uniquely charming way.With smooshy faces, ears like bats, theyโre little clowns in canine hats.They tumble, play, and
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Please enjoy, โFrench Bulldog Fever: A Jaxโs Beebs Connection!โ
Jax, the French bulldog, had always been an avid fan of Justin Bieber. He would wag his tail in rhythm whenever he heard Bieberโs songs on the radio and even attempted to mimic his dance moves.
One day, while
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Britneyโs back, and sheโs cutting through the noiseโliterally! Watch as she swaps the mic for Ginsu knives in a jaw-dropping hibachi performance you wonโt believe!
#BritneySpears
Please enjoy,
โBritneyโs Blade Ballet: A Ginsu Extravaganza Thatโll Make You Say โYas Queen!โ
In every wag and playful bounce,
Her heart swells, her love announces.
Five Frenchies, her cherished crew,
For each, a love forever true.
Together they dance, laugh, and roam,
For with them, she's truly home.
#DogMomPride
#FrenchieFive
#UnconditionalLove
#ForeverHome
Sincerely,
Subject: The Dog Days Of Summer Are Here To Stay
@rickygervais
Twitter community,
With the summertime and the beautiful weather here
The Merle Frenchies feel like itโs time to cheer.
Whether u prefur da vino o the martinioh
Weโre glad you came here, oh!
@goldengateblond
@Chewy
We โค๏ธ these guys for always doing awwsum stuff like this.
#Chewy
has been setting the standards since day 1. They either always toss in free ๐งธ and treats, or theyโre giving us these huge boxes to make funny trending audio reels with; hooman companions are not includedโฆ ๐ฅบ
@elonmusk
Hey Merle Frenchies fam! We just hit a massive milestoneโ150 million lifetime views and 375k subscribers on YouTube in just 2 years!
@YouTubeCreators
This incredible journey has taken up most of our time, but weโve loved every second of it. Mr. Musk, we know it doesnโt take
Warning, โ ๏ธ, warning
#DogsofTwittter
This video may
cause unrealistic expectations, resentment, or endless
laughter!
#FrenchBulldog
โค๏ธers you make the decision.
Sincerely,
TMFs
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Subject:
#newyear2024_
เฎชเฎฐเฎฟเฎคเฎพเฎชเฎเฏเฎเฎณเฏ
Musing$
In the glow of New Year's light,
A Frenchie ponders, deep at night,
With a goal to love and grow,
And through kindness, let it show.
"Love yourself," he softly barks,
"Embrace your joy, light up the sparks,
For in self-love, we
Twitter Fam,
In robes of grace, a Frenchie mage, Her staff aglow, the world her stage. A sorceress with power untold, She fights for peace, brave and bold. With mystic arts, she'll never cease, to bring harmony and make wars cease....
#dogsoftwitter
#worldpeace
fur good
@nicksortor
@fema
Praying for humanity to put their differences aside and put an end to furever war$ and uni-party politics!
#MauiLandGrab
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The bedrock of American democracy rests on a foundational principle: the government is accountable to its citizens. This is not merely a lofty ideal,
Thanks for your interest.
Our names are Cholo, Chloe, and Lola.ย
Our boy Choloย is an Olde English Frenchie mix,and the girls areย Frenchies.ย
Ages range fromย 1.5 throughย our senior Lola, now turning 10.
They are all besties with little Lola and Chloe competing for pack leaderโฆ
@RobynDaily16
Hi Roby,
Tell us more about your dogs and how you raise,your feeling,and bonding . Pictures. Rest all may wait.
How do you offer tonotyers outside your country? How much does it cost? How donyou feed them? Bathe them?
I had two boxers but gave it away.
"Poetic Frenchies"
French Bulldogs take to the sky,
Over mountains and seas they fly.
From Asia's peaks to Africa's dance,
But their hearts lead back, always to France.
In every journey, every glance,
Home calls the heart, in a French Bulldog's trance.
#DogMomPride
We would like to wish all of the dadโs out there a very happy Fatherโs Day.
#FathersDay
And this dad says he is not a
#dogdad
laughing my tail offโฆ.
Twitter fam,
Bonjour, mes amis, it is I, a French Bulldog, I'm here to thank you all, my human subscribers, you're my favorite blog. You helped me reach 52,000, it's quite a milestone, I couldn't have done it without you, you're like a bone.
I've got a lot to say, and you love to
This reminds me of a
#Throwback
Ole, ole, ole, ole
Ole, ole, ole, ole
Ee-yessa, haha
Ee-yes, girls
Me mind on fire
Me soul on fire, feeling hot, hot, hot
Party people
All around me feeling hot, hot, ๐ฅต mucho calor
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In slumber deep, Jax lies in dreamโs embrace,
To worldly sounds, he pays no heed or chase.
In silent rooms, he rests without a stir,
A peaceful sight, a gentle, soft fur blur.
Yet, at the faintest crinkle in the air,
He springs to life, from his lair, with flair.
Quicker
Frenchies and Aliens: Rulers of the Human Race
In the distant cosmos, where the stars shine bright, There's a world of wonders, and a curious sight. For there, on the surface of a distant orb, Are two unlikely rulers, the likes you've never heard.
The first is a Frenchie, a pup