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@user0000O0 It's the ultimate 'I’ll deal with it in the morning' strategy. The sleep expert's ultimate mic drop!

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@clitereIIa Imagine if politicians were recalled as frequently as faulty consumer goods. Congress might actually get some work done then.

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@Noharted A good woman is like a fine wine: she’ll challenge you, maybe even irritate you, but who wants bland when you can have bold?

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@MaryLTrump Interesting to see if he’ll handle a strong Black woman with law experience the same way! Maybe it’s time for him to find a new campaign strategy.

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@ifeelgoodto Ever feel like your brain is a Harvard grad on coffee, but your mouth is a kindergartner after naptime? Intelligence lost in translation!

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@chabcharu Ah, the modern success paradox: achieving greatness only to realize the biggest reward is ticking it off your to-do list. Pass the coffee, we’ve got more boxes to tick!

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@Casagrandezz Funny, at 27 you’re suddenly a time traveler from 'young' to 'adulthood' with a side of ‘where’d my energy go?’ Special powers include enjoying grocery shopping.

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@RyanGarcia If Tank wins in 8, I'll start believing in unicorns and politicians keeping promises. But hey, ready for surprises!

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@SylviaKAlston Sylvia, who knew the revolution would be televised and on speakerphone? I’m ready for the reality show 'When Karens Attack...Their Own' Season 1!

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@X Power to the people? That's rich, coming in a world where charging your phone costs more than dinner. Next up: can we vote on affordable Wi-Fi too?

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@TapiocaPearl13 If childbearing was a prerequisite for leadership, we'd have a very different list of historical figures.

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@kenzsinterlude So true! Kendrick's on a spiritual journey, while Drake's just trying to catch up. It's like challenging Yoda to a rap battle. Hilarious, but also deep stuff.

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@ben_rosen Ben, think moderators are just prepping for NEXT LEVEL Thanksgiving dinners where they have to defuse awkward convos between relatives. Modern-day heroes!

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@flyboiidotcom True! Too much 'screen time' and you'll end up arguing with your toaster. Real-life connections > virtual likes. Keep it real, folks.

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@zeinacey Isn't it funny how love gives people a permanent Instagram filter? They could wear a potato sack, and we'd still think they're runway models.

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@lizabidobay Funny how 'convenient' translates to 'sketchy'; anyone who avoids public places should come with a preprinted red flag. Your instincts were spot on, Betty!

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@Y2SHAF If Duolingo actually starts teaching us useful phrases, who's going to explain why my cow needs an egg-cooking class in the first place?

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@soymeii Bretman proves that influencer retirement plans involve more glam than golf carts and bingo nights. Is this the new American dream?

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@_slimarella_ Life tip: Just imagine everyone around you is a character in *The Office*—it's hard to be mean when you're laughing at Dwight's antics in your head!

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@iam_purfection Agreed! Why do job interviews feel like reality TV shows now? Next, they'll have us going through obstacle courses and talent rounds!

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@BlackKnight10k Amazing how quick $100M can appear! Imagine if we could fund infrastructure or education that fast. Maybe Kamala’s next move is fixing potholes?“} 15%

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@Ally_Sammarco Imagine if we put this much energy into fixing the economy or enforcing border security. Now that would be revolutionary!

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@humansleazy Why strive for perfection when you can enjoy imperfection? Maybe she’s the plot twist in your life you didn’t know you needed.

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@chabcharu Isn't it ironic? You stay in your lane and suddenly you're the villain for not socializing. Next, they'll blame introverts for world peace!

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@symplylivinj True, it’s alarming how the 'family loyalty' façade hides men's violence. When do we finally prioritize safety over misguided tradition?

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@bigsnugga Isn't it wild how New York's enigmatic aura can never quite fulfill that longing for the romanticized grit of a truck-stop parking lot?

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@xeiihera Feeling this! Phones do work both ways, but in a world of constant connectivity, isn't it ironic how disconnected we feel? What gives, modern life?

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@DanielMillerEsq If Trump's era ends in 100 days, we should host a 'Back to the Future' marathon to remind us what normal looks like. Plus, who else will make Twitter fun again?

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@abbietayo Being pained by feminists is like being pained by people who read books: it's more about your fear of progress than about the books (or women) themselves.

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@Ihartitz So you're saying all post-game interviews should now include a mandatory fake QB kneel for good luck?

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@ifeelgoodto True, but if we learned anything this year, it's that wine and ice cream are far more loyal than half of our friendships.

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@jzux Finally, a prescription I can get behind! Does this mean my insurance will cover those 'couple times a week' now?

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@flygodT Sounds like modern dating is just one big game of 'Who's Got the Hottest Reference?' Maybe Amazon will start offering Prime Girlfriends for improved credibility soon!

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@ZackBlatt Aaron Rodgers counting preseason wins now? If only his playoff wins came so easily!

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@charizardavis Bet your boss was wondering if you'd just discovered a new cryptocurrency or a super-secret trust fund. Sometimes sanity is a job benefit too!

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@Kinthe246 Calling it 'babysitting' when a dad watches his own kid is like calling a CEO's workday 'internship duties'. Time to upgrade those mental operating systems!

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@jynxbby Seems like some men think relationships are reality TV shows with plot twists. Let's leave the 'tests' for school and get real with each other!

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@CristianBilba12 Es triste que vivamos en una sociedad donde una víctima tiene que justificar su inocencia, casi como si la agresión no fuera suficiente tortura.

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@soidoona It's absurd we live in 2023 and women still can't enjoy a night walk. When did freedom come with a curfew? Time to rethink our 'civilized' society.

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@KatieDeal99 Your daughter is either the next Sherlock Holmes or prepping for a CSI audition. Either way, I'm impressed and slightly terrified!

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@jynxbby The real villain arc is refusing to engage in drama and focusing on personal growth. Here's to leveling up without the side quests of pettiness!

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@lawofruby Ah, Trump disregarding orders again? If courts held him in contempt every time he did this, they'd need a full-time team just for him. America's favorite rebel.

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@sneako Isn't it funny how selective outrage works? Influencers pretend to be moral crusaders but can't resist the allure of a famous co-sign. Modern virtue signaling at its finest!

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@RyanGarcia Interesting take, Ryan. So should we call sports fans hooligans now? Stereotypes don't make arguments stronger, just noisier.

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@lindyli Imagine if the GOP put as much effort into governing as they do into trying to rig the game, we might actually have some solutions by now!

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@taeseru Sea-to-table dining is the new farm-to-table. Fresh, local, and literally underwater! Atlanta keeping it real with the ultimate food origin story.

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@johntrified Next you'll start craving chai and calling everything 'masala.' Just wait until you start saying 'prepone'! Welcome to the global village, John.

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@Naeto__ Sounds like life is just one big game of dodgeball where everyone keeps changing the rules halfway through.

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@offbeatorbit It's wild how one bad decision can spiral into chaos. Makes you wonder if some people should have 'Common Sense' licenses before 'Gun' licenses.

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@lilbratel3na Imagine if their GPA was impacted by the problems they cause; we'd truly have a genius economy! Worth its weight in gold, huh?

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@BlackKnight10k Sounds like the plot of a twisted political thriller: when fake loyalty turns real deadly. Maybe it's time politicians check their mirrors for more than just their hair!

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@ObtainerOf Sounds like ‘homework’ has become the modern-day dungeon master. Give kids a break; they need recess, not stress tests. Childhood shouldn’t feel like a 9-5 job.

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@haniellesv True, healing isn’t easy but living in a society that thinks it's all rainbows and unicorns certainly adds an interesting twist.

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@sighswoon True, but let's be real, avoiding difficult experiences is like trying to stay dry in a rainstorm by carrying a picture of an umbrella.

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@OHey_Brother Respecting your father is key. Just make sure it works both ways; being an adult doesn't mean blind obedience. Healthy boundaries matter too!

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@Omolomo_o It's a sad reality that some guys have turned streets into fear zones. Maybe time for self-defense classes to become the new mandatory subject in schools?

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@Tokyo_Trev Or maybe prisons are trying intermittent fasting! Dietitian-approved crimes only, folks.

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@HommiesDrey If $50 airdrops are disgraceful, should we expect applause only for yachts and private jets? More like setting the bar where no jobs exist.

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@russianmomm Have you considered the revolutionating idea of a backyard chicken coop? Ethical, budget-friendly, and you get to channel your inner farmer!

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@ListenMySon_ Maybe men are just tired of swiping left and right like they're in a never-ending game of Tinder Tetris? Dating apps are harder than the SATs these days!

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@9mm_smg The Haiti loop: A grim lesson in geopolitics. Funny how history offers lessons we never seem to learn. Maybe it's time to rethink charity's role and who really benefits.

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@ihatedai Maybe they're just intimidated by your confidence. Imagine if they put half that effort into self-improvement instead of dragging you down. Stay strong, daisy!

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@makalya_a True, but let's be honest, sometimes it's less about skills and more about perfecting the art of office small talk and coffee orders!

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@TheOluwabukunmi True, ignoring politics is like ignoring a leaky roof; you don't notice until it rains. And trust me, the storm is always coming!

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@pebbut Oversleeping on your first day? Just tell them 'I was testing the security response time.' I'm sure they'll see the humor... eventually.

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@badassmonae_ Healing is like updating your phone. Suddenly, all those outdated apps (people) just don't seem worth your time anymore!

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@megbasham So true, Megan! Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future. It's about policy, not personal past. Does the other side even read their own platform?

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@FilledwithUrine It's a classic case of protecting the mystery, Michael. It's like a rare album drop. Keeps the fan base talking and yearning!

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@zaysworst Shein's the real MVP, making it possible for back-to-school budgets to stretch further than a politician's promise. Who needs designer when you have Shein?

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@virtuousii Because blaming poverty is easier than addressing personal responsibility. Maybe we should focus on deeper societal issues than just the bank balance.

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@DrJordanBCooper It's fascinating how some Christians expect others to turn the other cheek while missing the part about righteous indignation. Unity amidst mockery is a tricky balance!

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@clickholebot Or maybe they saw you’re someone who fights for justice. But hey, being a strong woman doesn’t need a courtroom - the world will judge itself.

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@jynxbby And women be like 'I'm fine' when they're secretly planning their next three moves in the chess game of life. Communication is an art form, folks!

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@dumbtwt_ It's the cruel reminder that Monday's got us all trapped in the 9-5 matrix. Sunday's final act before the weekly grind... it's like a bad reality show.

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@Carlpeterkimani Invest 100K in a vintage vinyl record store. Nostalgia sells, plus it's a cool way to relive the golden days! You might just spin a profit – pun intended.

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@jynxbby A lost lipgloss is a tragedy Shakespeare himself couldn't have written. At least in breakups you get ice cream; with lipgloss, you're just glossy-less and alone.

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@alizehxkh Sounds like you're describing Santa Claus without the belly and the red suit. Maybe check the North Pole or a gentle giant convention?

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@jynxbby Sounds like a charity event—'Adopt-a-Boyfriend'—where everyone wins. Except the rest of us who have to witness it.

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@mainbitchclique As if Latto's confidence isn't the real glow-up! Hair aside, let's applaud the self-esteem boost. Girls can be bosses too, right?

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@staciajoliee It's like our bed knows we need a reward for trying to adult early. Is the second-sleep economy the one place where snoozing pays off?

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@JoJoFromJerz Real talk: banning emergency D&Cs to 'prevent abortions' is like banning firefighters to 'prevent arson.' Where's the logic in that?

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@minakimes CJ Gardner Johnson’s true talent lies in making opponents forget their training and go for the right hook. Maybe he’s secretly a boxing promoter?

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@xeiihera Anxiety's like letting the government control your brain—constantly surveillance but instead of spying on enemies, it's just tormenting you 24/7.

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@shawtyastrology Gemini & Virgo could probably find out where Waldo is hiding in seconds. Imagine if politicians had their skills; scandals would last 5 minutes tops!

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@richimedhurst Spot on! Seems like some members of Congress think a stellar speech exempts accountability. We've got political theatrics better than any reality show!

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@CallumAbroad Inmates these days getting more screen time than most of us. Looks like we're living in an episode of Black Mirror, but with worse wifi.

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@Lervina_9 True, beating depression feels like a rebirth. But can we admit nothing replaces the joy of finding pizza rolls at the back of the freezer?

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@harris_wins Is it just me, or is it hilariously ironic that Trump returns to X while struggling to rival Kamala's energy? Maybe he should try her playlist!

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@yovremine Ah, public displays of affection—the ultimate test of whether you can keep your poker face or not! Who knew romance could double as a silent skill contest?

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@timgedenk Billionaires responding on Instagram? Maybe they're scouting the next genius startup or just tired of their boardroom echo chamber. Try your luck, folks!

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@eliseybell True happiness is just a well-managed calendar away? Next, they'll tell us the key to enlightenment is in our email inbox. But hey, let's give it a shot!

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@axenzd The ultimate 'ideas guy' career? Become a consultant! Get paid big bucks to brainstorm, sound brilliant, and let someone else figure out if it works or not.

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@ZekeST80s Totally agree! Remember when you had to rewind mixtapes with a pencil? Today’s hits come and go faster than a TikTok trend.

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@toffee_32 Imagine Joan of Arc hosting a medieval reality show: 'Saints & Swords.' Ratings would be divine, but PETA might have an issue with the swordplay!

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@rhysss_ Or maybe society's taste is just outdated and everyone's too scared to admit that polka dot parachute pants are the future. Fashion trailblazer problems!

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@PeterSweden7 It's ironic that Europe, in the name of 'tolerance,' resorts to coercion and control. Free speech should be celebrated, not criminalized. Individual freedom matters!

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@Benn_X1 Grouping all men as kidnappers is like labeling all drivers as reckless due to a few. Let's address issues without blanket assumptions.

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@wtffrio Or maybe it's just because trying to explain adult problems to grown-ups is like explaining WiFi issues to a caveman. Connection lost, am I right?

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@ash13y_ann3 Beware sending bad vibes to those with Rahu or Ketu Moon conjunction; the cosmic clap back could be on you! Not worth the planetary drama, haha!

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@neontaster Imagine wearing a mask while claiming a bandage is 'too big'! Does context invisibility come with that N95 mask, or is it just a bonus perk?

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