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Ex-Bloomberg, Daily News, New York Post; standup, improviser, pun-dit, Trini-Dad jokes, comics nerd, etc.

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Some personal news.
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Man, Biden's response on Qanon! "I'm a supporter of mental health and I urge them to take advantage of the things in the Affordable Care Act while it's still there."
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Back Nines Matter
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I confess I did NOT have invite-Taliban-to-Camp-David-pre-9/11 to distract from using-military-flights-to-prop-up-failing-Scotland-property to distract from Hurricane-Dorian-Alabama-Sharpiegate on my Trump Scandal Bingo Card. Anyone else?
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Don’t cry. Vote.
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Thankfully, he is courageous the other 51 weeks.
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If, say, the Black Panthers pulled a stunt like this, the legislature would promptly go into session and pass gun control measures.
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Few things worse than being stereotyped as an animal or thug, being disrespected in society and misrepresented in the media -- realizing that the system is stacked against you. Few can understand what that's like.
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August Takala
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WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today: "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."
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Democracy dyes in darkness.
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Say what you will about Jerry Falwell Jr., unlike many Republicans, he believed in practicing oversight.
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In the Senate, Donald Trump has 99 problems and a Mitch is one.
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Wow. Look at Roy Moore at 5%. It must be horrifying for him that he's not even hitting the teens.
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Scott Wong
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Former AG @JeffSessions narrowly leading @TTuberville in new Alabama Daily News poll #ALSEN
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BREAKING: Bengals refuse to concede Super Bowl, insist Mike Pence overturn result.
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I'm sure that President Obama calling a foreign leader to bail out a black rapper imprisoned for his involvement in a violent incident would have been warmly received by real estate developer and reality star Donald Trump.
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Black mask and shades? Are you kidding me? Badass as hell!
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This might help explain why Trump doesn’t like to wear a mask in public. Biden today.
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Avenatti-Ellison could still be a powerful one-two punch in 2020.
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What do you know? More than half of the GOP "protesters" were free to attend impeachment deposition and, you know, ask questions! But imperiling national security by violating SCIF rules was more important.
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THREAD. After much fun at Northam's expense, a serious though: A few tweets have run along the lines of, "Even in the South, 35 years ago, everyone knew that wearing a Klan outfit or blackface was racist." Having been in college myself at that time, I started nodding. 1/x
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Wow. Four years ago to the day.
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Donald Trump mocks Hillary Clinton over her pneumonia outbreak
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Claire McCaskill makes an interesting point. Hours later, there has been NO law enforcement briefing on today's incidents. It's significant because, given that this is DC, DOJ oversees ALL crimes -- and yet the acting attorney general has been strangely silent.
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Ted, to justify your stunt this week, you praised the 1876 commission that "resolved" the election via a Corrupt Bargain that ended the voting rights of African Americans in the South and made the way for a near-century of Jim Crow. How about you sit this one out?
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Ted Cruz
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Really sad. At a time of deep national division, President-elect Biden’s choice to call his political opponents literal Nazis does nothing to bring us together or promote healing. This kind of vicious partisan rhetoric only tears our country apart.
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Sadly, due to the President's lack of judgment, his 2020 vision is permanently damaged.
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Proud to have a president who doesn't listen to cosmopolitan elites. This photo will boost turnout in WI, PA, and MI in 2020.
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4 years
I wouldn't have had time for this nonsense. Instead, Romney remained perfectly polite. I tell ya, the man's practically a latter day saint.
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We warned you these psychotic freaks would turn on republicans once Trump lost. I’m not a Romney fan but he’s done nothing but adhere to his oath, and the MAGA trash does this to him.
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Apparently, PC culture also doesn't allow him to say that he has TWO daughters.
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Sam Stein
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Trump just complained that PC culture doesn’t allow him to say that his daughter is beautiful
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This is an amazing photo, emotionally and artistically. I grew up with a physically and emotionally distant father. It's good to know that there are fathers not afraid to show their sons they love them.
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John Cardillo
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Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you?
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If a 78-year-old person re-applied for a job at your company, refused to accept the legitimacy of his previous dismissal, perpetually lied on his new application, how many extra security guards would you hire to keep them out of your building?
@KFILE
Andy Kaczynski
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If an 81-year-old person applied for a job at your company and appeared as Biden did on stage, would they even be granted an interview?
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True. A mob trying to cancel election results was so dangerous it ended up killing people.
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Acyn
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Jordan: This cancel culture is dangerous. It’s the most dangerous thing going
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Betty White privilege is the only acceptable one.
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AuxGod
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Betty White & Eazy E (1989)
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At least he's rotating his his targets of outrage.
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Do Wayne LaPierre and Oliver North get shared custody of Dana Loesch in this awkward divorce? #NRA
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Obama with an "am I going to have to separate you two?" look.
@rolandscahill
Roland Scahill
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George W. Bush sneaking a piece of candy to Michelle Obama is warming my heart .
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So, on the Senate floor, Chuck Schumer just said that senators must decide if "Donald John Trump incited the erection, uh, insurrection..." Well, it WAS an uprising!
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It's still amazing that, not TWO WEEKS after Trump ranted about "dirty cops" and "liars" responsible for the investigations against him, he LITERALLY pardoned a DIRTY COP charged with lying to the feds during his DHS background check! Can't make this stuff up. #BernardKerik
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Biden's response to the "Why do so many Americans think you are mentally unfit?" question -- "I have no idea" -- was, ironically, the ONE response satisfactory to both sides!
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Rick Santorum (former two-term U.S. senator from PA) just decimated the "fraud" case in Philadelphia. He notes that 1) turnout was up 11% statewide, but just 3% in Philly; 2) Trump increased HIS vote in Phil. vs. '16 share against Hillary! Pretty bad "fraud" by Democrats.
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4 years
I literally cannot find ONE THING wrong in this. Rice, in real time, says that Comey found the frequency of conversation between Flynn and Kislyak was unusual and the Obama administration should be careful in sharing classified information with Flynn.
@C__Herridge
Catherine Herridge
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DEVELOPING: Declassified Rice email documenting WH meeting 1/5/2017 obtained @CBSNews
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Pro-life comes at you so fast.
@Public_Citizen
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As grateful as I am that the jury got it right in convicting the defendants in the murder of #AhmadArbery , it's troubling to realize how all three nearly got away with it. The original local prosecutor effectively aided in a coverup that only fell apart due to a leaked video.
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I'm way overdue in saying this: If John Mulaney hosted #SNL every week, I'd be totally fine. Saturday's was one of the most uniformly best in years: Monologue, bodega sketch, "What's That Name?" "Cha-cha" (one of the most creative sketches ever about, but not on, race), etc. A.
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Ted Cruz 2024 slogan: "Yes We Cancun!"
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Game of Cojones.
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Day 3 of the testicle saga
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Sen. Burr, currently, there is nothing stopping a student on an academic scholarship from becoming an Instagram/YouTube star. Will your legislation cover those students as well? Or is this an attempt to punish predominantly black student athletes from getting a piece of the pie?
@SenatorBurr
Richard Burr
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If college athletes are going to make money off their likenesses while in school, their scholarships should be treated like income. I’ll be introducing legislation that subjects scholarships given to athletes who choose to “cash in” to income taxes.
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After alleging multiple errors by the WHO, Trump declares we won't get fooled again.
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He's not saying Floyd is more important than MLK. He is saying that Floyd's death is having a bigger global impact than MLK's assassination. I'm not sure he's wrong.
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The Hill
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NEW: Biden says Floyd death having bigger global impact than MLK assassination
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President Trump said that the "Georgia election apparatus is run by Democrats." Georgia elections are overseen by the secretary of state Brad Raffensperger who is, in fact, a Republican.
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I once believed this. I don't anymore.
@repdarrellissa
Rep. Darrell Issa
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President Biden is wrong. Republicans don’t want to make it hard to vote. We want to make it hard to cheat.
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“no room,” in the sense there are now so many Putin apologists in the GOP, it’s nearly impossible to accommodate more?
@Mike_Pence
Mike Pence
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There is no room in the Republican Party for apologists for Putin. RIP Alexey Navalny.
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Kudos to Quaker Oats on such a clear Aunt Jemima decision. Under the circumstances, I would have expected them to... waffle.
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Fair enough. 27 years hard time, THEN, you can call him Mandela! Cool?
@KatiePhang
Katie Phang
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Team Trump Wants Mike Flynn Back For 2020, Sees Him As Their ‘Nelson Mandela’.
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This GA SoS press conference is great example of public service also being smart politics. By debunking the fraud claims, it helps restore public faith in system which is good for all -- but particularly for reluctant GOP runoff voters who might have been taken in by Trump's BS.
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You can still cut him, right???
@TheRealOJ32
O.J. Simpson
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Andrew Luck you couldn’t have shared that news before I drafted you an hour ago? #andrewluck @Colts
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This where the “transwomen are women” assertion runs into a biological reality that forces, at the very least, something more than just grammatical or rhetorical accommodation.
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Transgender woman who impregnated 2 inmates removed from N.J.’s female prison
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Excuse me? Shouldn't the side that launched an assault on the nation's legislative seat of government, being responsible for four deaths directly, be the ones required to "stand down"?
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Imagine how helpful it would be if @JoeBiden were to show some grace, call on Democrats to stand down, practice the healing he keeps preaching. Why won't he?
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Russian dressing, obviously.
@JoeMyGod
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Flynn: Libs Are Plotting To Put The Vax In Salad Dressing -
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If Trump's strategy was to appeal to black men by roughing up Biden on Crime Bill and criminal justice reform, he may have been successful. #Debates2020
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So, bringing the president’s youngest son into a tweet is now kosher?!? What a great brother you are.
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Actually, Maher's own free-thinking got him cancelled on ABC -- back in 2001 after 9/11. And the history of black people being compared to apes/gorillas/chimpanzees is long and ugly. (Read a comments section about Serena Williams and see how quickly the ape comparisons start).
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Charlie Kirk
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Wait, Bill Maher makes comparisons to Trump being a gorilla all the time? They get classified as "jokes" by the media and he is of course allowed to keep his show and not have his life ruined The difference? Bill Maher is a liberal, Roseanne is a free-thinking Trump supporter
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This Kaepernick-Betsy Ross-Nike thing truly is a fight for the sole of America.
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The definition of racism isn't as set in stone as we might like. The spectrum of racially insensitive or "microaggression" (ugh.) to out and racism is, to use an in-vogue phrase, "fluid." Some get it right away. Others? "They just don't know." 15/END
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Hannity must be terrified.
@thehill
The Hill
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Trump administration removes endangered species protections for parrots
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While this must put Perdue in a fowl mood, he has only himself to blame: He shouldn't have turned chicken and skipped the last debate. Now he'll have to work his Ossoff to stay in ofice. Stealing this seat would be quite the coop for the Democrats.
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Memo to conservative donors: The hundreds of thousands that you give to James O'Keefe to fund BS sting operations would be better spent on supporting right-leaning young people interested in pursuing legitimate journalism careers (i.e. learning actual reporting).
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7 years
Trump: "The biggest Electoral College win since Reagan" (if you don't count Bush '88, Clinton '92, Clinton '96, Obama '08 and Obama '12.
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@BlueBoxDave Well, it kinda depends on whether, you know, he COMMITTED A CRIME in that jurisdiction.
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6 years
"We're going to build a campaign fundraiser!" "And get the networks to pay for it!"
@gtconway3d
George Conway
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Gotta give props to the Trump campaign's innovative strategy on reaching out to women voters.
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6 years
Andrew Cuomo gets his Miranda warning.
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5 years
She's running.
@hotairblog
HotAir.com
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WJZ: Baltimore mayor may have fled the state after FBI-IRS raid
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Robert X George
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Your reminder that emoluments clause violations were just left on impeachment table.
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5 years
Put aside "both sides" construction. In 1989, then-private citizen Trump placed ad calling for death penalty for Central Park 5 (all teenagers at time). 1) Horrific as it may be, rape has never been death-penalty offense in NY. 2) THEIR CONVICTIONS WERE VACATED 17 YEARS AGO.
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philip lewis
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Wow– April Ryan: “Mr. President, will you apologize for the Central Park 5? Trump: “You have people on both sides of that. They admitted their guilt ... we’ll leave it at that.”
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Robert X George
4 years
Shouldn't he be self-quarantining with the pool boy?
@revrrlewis
Bobby Lewis
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On Fox & Friends, Jerry Falwell Jr claims people are "overreacting" to coronavirus, the national response is "their next attempt to get Trump," and the virus itself is a North Korean bioweapon.
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Robert X George
4 years
Watch what happens if BLM protesters shoot paintballs at cops.
@EliStokols
Eli Stokols
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"That was a peaceful protest," Trump said. "Paint is not bullets." Trump opts not to condemn his own supporters in Portland, where they were seen shooting paintballs at protesters.
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Credit the Secret Service. They may have prevented another Trump coop attempt.
@gtconway3d
George Conway
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I’m curious about the U.S. @SecretService ’s rationale for confiscating squeaky rubber chickens at the @LPNational convention. Is it the agency’s job to protect former presidents (or maybe just one particularly psychologically vulnerable one) from narcissistic injury? Asking
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Has he praised Waffle House hero James Shaw Jr. yet — who’s raised $165,000 for victims’ families AFTER disarming a murderous gunman singlehandedly? Or is there only room for Trump-worshipping black celebrities on today’s menu?
@FoxNews
Fox News
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Trump cheers Kanye for ‘great service to the Black Community,’ thanks Chance the Rapper
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Robert X George
6 years
Romulans are such assholes.
@thehill
The Hill
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GOP Arizona state lawmaker says black people "don’t blend in" and "always look different"
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Robert X George
7 years
Really bad night for Republican child molesters.
@nypost
New York Post
7 years
Ex-Speaker Hastert barred from being left alone with minors
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4 years
If there’s going to be an endorsement, better latte than never.
@ShaneGoldmacher
Shane Goldmacher
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Howard Schultz of Starbucks, who briefly dabbled in the idea of running for president in 2020, announces he is voting for Joe Biden in an email to supporters
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Robert X George
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So, after a quarter century producing a cottage industry around "The Book of Virtues," this man now steps up to be an apologist for the basest moral relativism. Because, of course.
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
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Fox's Bill Bennett: "All of foreign relations is quid pro quo...There's good quid pro quo, there's bad quid pro quo...This quid pro quo, if it actually was completed, which it wasn't, was a good thing. We were trying to help Ukraine"
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Robert X George
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So, beware the "EVERYONE knew such-and-such was racist in 1985" trope. Ralph Northam is a few years older than I am. He *should* have known better. But so should several other people involved in getting that photo into that yearbook (Hey, kids! It WASN'T a selfie!) 14/
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"Mr. Crispus Attucks, please step this way for further screening." "What? AGAIN?!? Do I gotta get my black ass SHOT before I'm seen as equal around here?!?" #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories #RevolutionaryWarAirports
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Robert X George
4 years
Didn't Bernie also vote for the crime bill? Didn't he just a few years ago think most drug dealers were black?
@mehdirhasan
Mehdi Hasan
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Bloomberg: stop and frisk. Klobuchar: sentencing. Buttigieg: local police. Biden: crime bill. It’s 2020, and major Democratic presidential candidates are sadly still having to do so much explaining and justifying in terms of their awful records on crime and anti-black racism.
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Hassett crafted coronavirus "cubic model" that predicted, “deaths dropping precipitously in May — and essentially going to zero by May 15” (SPOILER: That didn't happen) Also co-wrote "Dow 36,000" 21 years ago claiming stocks were undervalued -- right before dot-com crash.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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White House adviser Kevin Hassett: "Our human capital stock is ready to go back to work." #HumanCapitalStock
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Joe Rogan’s condition has been upgraded to “stable.”
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Robert X George
4 years
I'm sure Herman Cain WOULD have liked to "resume life as normal" -- were that currently an option for him.
@THEHermanCain
The Cain Gang
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So uh, why aren't the media listening to *these* scientists?
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Robert X George
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You should meet the 1998-99 House impeachment manager who shares your name. He would strongly disagree with your disagreement with what the House of Representatives is doing. He refused to let the Starr Report (and subsequent Starr Testimony) be the Final Word.
@LindseyGrahamSC
Lindsey Graham
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I disagree with what the House of Representatives is doing. I thought Mueller was the Final Word. I can understand how the president feels – It’s. Never. Enough.
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Having been a young stutterer, that was so lovely. A certain smug idiot on this site tonight said it was offensive that Biden would "use" a young man like that. FFS, he allowed a kid to face his fears in front of the entire country -- and overcome them. What a gift.
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Robert X George
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Donald Trump is a man whose bleach far exceeds his grasp.
@gtconway3d
George Conway
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May these words ring all across this great land: Give me Biden, or give me bleach!
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Robert X George
5 years
Pass the KY, cause he's f****d.
@TheRickWilson
Rick Wilson
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“If you lose, it sends a really bad message...you can’t let that happen to me.” @realDonaldTrump , 4 November 2019, Lexington, KY.
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Robert X George
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BREAKING: When meeting with public/constituents, politicians often use notes prepared by staff. I mean, seriously, folks. This is one of the more normal things Donald Trump has done. Not a big deal.
@stuartenyt
Stuart Elliott
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in my day they called it a crib sheet
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Robert X George
4 years
FUN FACT: European Union was long-term post-WWII plan, partly underwritten by the United States, to create a uniform European market to help minimize the likelihood of European states launching ANOTHER world war.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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TRUMP: "The European Union was really formed so they could treat us badly." He then claims NATO "was going down like a rocket ship" before he took office.
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Robert X George
2 years
I hate playing “gotcha” — regardless of the side. But I’m striving to understand why — during week of Trump/Kanye/Fuentes — an RNC-approved email solicitation would draw attention to the fact it is only “88 words” long. I mean, is there a non-awful explanation? Anyone home?
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@RobGeorge
Robert X George
5 years
Wanna bet that John Barron drafted Melania's response?
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George Conway
5 years
So therefore you’re amplifying what was a nothingburger reference a hundred-thousand-fold. Got it.
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Robert X George
4 years
I have a joke about an interracial wedding but it gets a mixed reception.
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Robert X George
4 years
Just remember, neither the U.S. attorney general nor the secretary of defense are Senate-approved in their current roles.
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@RobGeorge
Robert X George
3 years
So, it's already been pointed out that the acronym for Save America PAC is "SAP", right?
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Robert X George
5 years
The auditorium attendant (African American, like the entire grounds crew). Jimmy, came up to me. I had chatted with him over the years as I had a work-study job in the dining hall. He said to me, "Thank you for speaking up about that. These kids, they just don't know." 12/
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Robert X George
4 years
This joke is so childish, it belongs in a nursery.
@jaketapper
Jake Tapper
4 years
i wanted to go to this but i hadn't botany tickets before it sold out
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