Uncle Roger @RoJoHen Twitter profile

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Uncle Roger

@RoJoHen

2 years

@cooIboobs Are you supposed to plan your commute around how cool the station is?

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

What if we made Thirst Trap Thursdays a thing?

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Uncle Roger

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4 years

@chunkbardey

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4 years

@chunkbardey The Shape of Soup was that movie where the lady falls in love with the fish man, right?

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1 year

I took a few days off because I felt like crap, but I dragged myself back to the gym today, actually had a pretty solid workout, and now I’m hungry and tired.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Just making sure it’s still there.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@lilyblueyez Is there at least an extra person or two on staff to help accommodate online orders? I’m a bartender, and if I had to start accommodating online orders in addition to the walk-in customers I would…not be okay.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Somebody buy me a pizza.

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Uncle Roger

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4 years

@fuckmarrywill It is an honest place. We're old now. No time for bullshit. I eat a lot of hotdogs. Accept me or move on.

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Uncle Roger

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7 months

Getting married to a fucking Cenobite.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

Whatever.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Five years.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I’m basically a Pokémon.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Don’t mind the pile of clothes on the bed. I’m trying to get my life organized.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Hello. It is 2am.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Gettin that summer body ready. It’s been almost 20 years since the last time I went swimming or even existed on a beach…but still.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Yeah, yeah…

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1 year

Pray that I have a good workout today. There might be a shirtless selfie in it for ya.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I like Timehop.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Post-pandemic transformations.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Oh hey, it’s Friday.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I’ve been exhausted all week, but I finally dragged my happy ass back to the gym today.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I’ve kinda been kicking the gym’s ass lately.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

Tumblr is another fuckin world, man.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@paigeweldon “My doctor.” You mean whoever happens to be working at Urgent Care if I self-diagnose myself as needing an antibiotic?

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Oh, you know. Just being big.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

Democracy.

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Uncle Roger

@RoJoHen

1 year

Pretty sure there’s an ab in there somewhere.

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Uncle Roger

@RoJoHen

3 years

@OrangePaulp How dare we fetishize...porn. 🤔

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

@SAMOYEDCORE It’s a shame that American folklore doesn’t have more of a cultural impact. They should start making movies. Johnny Appleseed. Paul Bunyan. John Henry. Pecos Bill.

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Uncle Roger

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8 months

This explains so many of you.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@darktellarnova No, it’s an actual, physical community, and if you’re bi, you have to move there.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

Oh right, beer.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

Daylight Savings or whatever.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

20 years later… #bulking

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Uncle Roger

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3 years

@chunkbardey I always think this whenever my cat wakes up from a nap and then makes the decision to move to another room to continue the nap. Like...why did you need to change venues?

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

Body dysmorphia is me feeling small even though this T-shirt is a 3XL.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@mfbenji By age 3, you should have friends of your own. Let your parents go.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@_baby_teeth @poregan It’s just fun to say.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I feel big.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Extra padding.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@TheaOwOowo @Liv_Agar Because they still can’t figure out what the words mean.

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Uncle Roger

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10 months

15 years of gains. You know, for those wondering just how long this shit can take. #bulking #gains #transformation #gym #fitness

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

All right, I’m all gymmed out for the day.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I think the main reason I want to get a haircut is it makes it so much easier to show off my traps.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Back on my insomniac workout bullshit.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

Fall vibes.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

I worked out twice today.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

I just had eight sloppy joes.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

It’s a Pectacular Sunday.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

It’s called fashion.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

@Eve6 Is he advocating for lowering the voting age? Plenty of teens have jobs.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@poregan We need to be honest about how we pronounce the u? Because we definitely pronounce the u.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@ChifeDr @Mirexshotz You’d be surprised how little anybody cares about your ability to tie a tie.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

Hey you. Buy me a beer.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I’m hungry.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I’m a wide man.

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Uncle Roger

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4 years

@_RobertSchultz “It’s important to support the landlords during these difficult times.”

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I think I’m losing weight.

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Uncle Roger

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4 years

@tropicanapussy “Gifted” kids who got to college and realized they never actually learned how to study.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Just arm things.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

It’d be funnier if they made noise.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Letterbox Edition.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@OOCporn I thought this was a fucked up SNL skit for a second.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Kitty for scale.

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Uncle Roger

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3 years

@PleaseBeGneiss M&Mpath.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I actually did legs today.

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Uncle Roger

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4 years

@0ilvla @fuckmarrywill Only his fifth ex-wife. He's on good terms with the other four. Clearly she is the problem.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

@thehimboman @len0killer He’s alive. It’s kind of his whole thing.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I wasn’t expecting to make it to the gym today.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I was extremely under the weather last week and haven’t been to the gym in about five days, but I managed to drag my ass back tonight. Not my best workout ever, but I’ll bounce back pretty quick.

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Uncle Roger

@RoJoHen

3 years

@DouglasMcGhee6 @AileenGraef @ChrisCillizza I got mine on Monday. The pharmacist at Walgreens was literally asking random customers if they wanted one because he had extras he was going to have to throw away.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

I am a shape.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

I would like some appetizers.

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@RxHausted @BrandyLJensen Congrats. You Stockholm Syndromed your taste buds.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

She refuses to look at the camera.

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Uncle Roger

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11 months

Somehow tying my hair back makes my pecs double in size.

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Uncle Roger

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1 year

Built like a refrigerator, you say?

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Uncle Roger

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2 years

@RaphDeslandes Maleficent straight up threatens to unleash “all the powers of Hell” and then turns into a dragon. She is still one of the scariest villains ever.

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