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The watery boy is the best Weezerer. | I'll defend Where's My Sex and Beverly Hills until the day I die.

Beverly Hills, CA
Joined February 2023
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@RiversLover94
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They didn't reply, but they did like it, and that's good enough! I present to you, Weezer Mpreg!
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Sorry but I just made the most punk t shirt ever
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@weezerconfessx
Weezer Confessions || El
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💌: From the confessions box “ #1 Surf Wax America hater here. I stand by what I’ve said and you guys have no taste. Song is MID”
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El Scorcho if it was good: El Skibidi Ay Toilet Gyattdamn, you mewing sigma rizzlets Rizz my gyatt every time Oh, the Cenat said you Duke the Denis And I'm toilet Skibidi But you won't rizz won't fanum won't tax I'm the Skibidi of the Toilet Why you gotta L rizz like that?
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river cuomo
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@chesscom
Chess.com
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Which fictional character would be a chess GM? 👀
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@buffys
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who’s the sexiest man alive?
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Only one blue album can stay
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only one blue album can stay.
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The Wonder Woman logo is literally a carbon copy of the weezer logo? @DCOfficial , mind explaining?
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Greatest Man That Ever Lived is better than Only In Dreams.
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@icanfixtim
tim⸆⸉
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name an album better than this.
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If Brian Bell was a rapper: My name is Brian Bell and I'm here to say I love minors in a major way
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This isn't rivers by the way it's his twin sister or something
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@buffys
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who’s the sexiest woman alive
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@RiversLover94
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📂 Weezer └📁 Discography └📁 Skips └📁 Literally all of it └📁 Secret Play Folder └📁 Can't Stop Partying
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@slendermmn Slendernan, are you single? I have a friend I could set you up with.
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Pinkerton track eight
@Requiembat
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Hopping on the trend , what do these colors remind you of
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#YIAYSimo Homer: Holy shit, River Cuomo?! What are you doing here???
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@zeyblvd
zey ୨୧
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which lana collab is your favourite?
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@iPaperCloudz
🌊 kaitlyn 🌊
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@RiversLover94 weezer blue
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@BigBird "You're laughing. Big Bird has been shrunken into a minuscule size and you're laughing."
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She made Rivers sad...
@intowlerance
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Get over it old man
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PINKERTON CAME INTO TODAY
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@breaking_frames Take off those shoes, Kim.
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I can't stop partying partying
@itstaytaylors
adre⸆⸉
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What are the first five words of the National Anthem?
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WHAT
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@ifiss_hsfs
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Weezer
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What's with these homies
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What are the words?
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You Won't Get With Me Tonight > I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams
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THIS is what emo sounds like in 2024?? Damn… emo really is back 😟
@tx2official
TX2
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THIS is what emo sounds like in 2024?? Damn… emo really is back 😟
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If Rivers was a chick I wouldn't date him
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For Pinkerton's thirtieth anniversary they should print more copies of Pinkerton Diaries please rivers please rivers please
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@ivantilled I dunno if he is...
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I love these types of Weezer Gifs
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Character I got: Raditude Dog Who's older: I dunno hes a dog Who's taller: I dunno hes a dog Who's shy: I dunno hes a dog Who's funnier: I dunno hes a dog Who's sensitive: I dunno hes a dog Who's annoying: I dunno hes a dog Who's caring: I dunno hes a dog Whos flirty: hes a dog
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@xXkattiflowerXx
Katti 🎸🍉
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@PatWilsonFan94 ratitude dog
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@blackhole_jonas
Jonas =w= 🍉
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@RiversLover94 I believe youre asking for a color soo��.. Green!
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@drschwavy Weezer. Thank you for putting Weezer. I'm so tired of not seeing Weezer in blue album posts. Thank you.
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@Strawtobean
Veronica 🎀⋆⭒˚。⋆
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(41) What’s your favourite album cover?
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I've changed my mind, Pat was always better.
@RevShanks
Soren/Rev =w= 🍉
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@MattSharpFan94 @epic_Sushii his current girlfriend he dated from when she was 16 and he was 30 😭😭
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All of these suck there's Weezer gifs for a reason
@newdiaryentry
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millennials just use cringey gifs usually with that ugly block text on it. so here’s a thread of gifs i love to use as a gen z:
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Keep Fishin' has the best music video
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If Weezer was in ace attorney they'd be called stuff like: Rivers: Ima DeSinger Scott: Ima DeBassist Pat: Ima DeDrummer Brian: Jeffrey Epstein
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@Baz1ngaSheldon Tracklist 1. My Name is Sheldon 2. No Sheldon Else 3. The Sheldon Has Turned And Bazingaed Me Here 4. Buddy Sheldon 5. Blazinga - (The Sheldon Song) 6. Sheldon Wax America 7. Say It Ain't Bazinga 8. In the Big Bang Theory 9. Bazinga 10. Only in Bazinga
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Opinions?
@BlitzDrawsStuff
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@RiversCuomo and Ema Skye, his girl that he'll see probably only in dreams if you know what I mean ;) Also included are his @Weezer bandmates, @SGS711 , Brian Bell and @patrick_wilson
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Image of cartoon Beatles being tortured and forced to piss their pants white album five nights at Weezer's black album
@floriyrobin
flori robin 🏳️‍⚧️
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something something what do these colours remind you of
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Cowboy Matt
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Rivers needs to make another installment in the Sex Trilogy. I'm a bit confused on how he couldn't find it, and then got tired of it.
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Brian Bell reaction:
@3letter_
3 random letters every 10 mins
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K i d
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I'm going to cover Say It Ain't So as Mario instead
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@Strawtobean
Veronica 🎀⋆⭒˚。⋆
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(50) What is your lockscreen and homescreen?
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I just watched Scott talk about dogs for three minutes. Are there any other Weezer videos like these?
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@oasiscentral_ Where the FUCK is ponketon
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So y'all ever wonder if they only pretend to hate each other and are actually having a secret affair?
@PopBase
Pop Base
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The Biden Campaign wishes Donald Trump a happy birthday: “Happy birthday, Donald. You're a crook, a failure, a fraud, and a threat to our democracy, economy, rights, and future. On behalf of America, our early gift for your 79th: Making sure you are never President again.”
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@infinityonFAGS *rubbing sex shaped belly* guys *burp* have any of you seen my sex?
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WEEZER SHOES!!!!
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Today is Rivers' birthday!
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Maybe next year, guys...
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Weezer rhythm game
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My baby, I'm afraid
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@iwonusethisacc
PAPYRUS.EXE
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guys quick quote this post/ reply to this post with more versions of this meme
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I'm going to start playing fortnite just so I can listen to weezer
@raemaand
ray =w=
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surreal game
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@RiversLover94
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If you post something like this and don't include Weezer, I'm sorry, but your girl DESERVES to get dissed by homies.
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only one blue album can stay.
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Would you destroy my sweater (I'm rivers cuomo of hit rock band weezer)
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@SaulsGoodGirl
Odenqueen (𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂) 🍉🩵
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Would you listen to me yap about how Bob Odenkirk is an amazing, talented, beautiful individual and that Better Call Saul is the greatest television series of all time?
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Come down to the goonsesh and come edge with me I'm a lot like Skibidi and toilet I'm a w rizzler I'm sus I'm level 100 gyatt I'm think I'd be Skibidi And you'd be Toilet
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He definitely says ass wide
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How do I join impracticaljokerstwt I wanna see Murr on my timeline
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I asked you to go to the ice spice concert You said you never heard of her How W is that? So I went to your toilet And rizzed the Skibidi Watching Fanum Tax Duke Denis Kai Cenat And then my heart L Listen to Livve Dunne Get rizzed up all over again AHHHHH
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#YIAYRose Roses are red I'm cashing in checks I thought it was here Now where is my sex?
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Weezer? I hardly know 'er!
@weezerconfessx
Weezer Confessions || El
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💌: From the confessions box “ Weezer? They should stop smoking”
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@TheWeezling This is obviously a lie. Rivers has so many songs where he lies. For more of these lying songs, I'd recommend checking out Tired of Sex.
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#YIAYSimp Homer: Holy shit, River Cuomo?! What are you doing here???
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@WeezerLyricBot2
Weezer Lyric Bot²
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The British are coming
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Why was Gerald Way in my dream?? I don't even listen to My Chemical Romance????
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This is real. You literally cannot prove that it isn't.
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WHAT
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HOW DO I BUY A COPY OF THE PINKETON DIARIES?! WHY IS IT SO FAR AWAY FROM ME?! I NEED ITS HELP AND IT'S WAY ACROOSS THE SEAAAA!
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Everybody is sleeping on Where's My Sex. It's a good song, and I'm not even joking.
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@sillyyayayay Was it this car?
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Three specific albums
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Astrel 💛🧡
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What do these three colors remind you of?
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Dear oomfs, I apologize for putting a picture of one of the cartoon Beatles being tortured and forced to piss his pants on your timeline. It will happen again. Sincerely, @RiversLover94
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@bbagellll I can't stop partying partying
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@Jamie_Cuomo69
Jamie
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NIN IS NINE INCH NAILS??????
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@GVSHERZ_ What if Pinkerton was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴erton and instead of songs about Japanese women it has songs about eating the asses and sucking the toes of Japanese women? 👅👅👅
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@RevShanks Is this one only attracted to adults?
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Some person unfollowed me when I changed my bio to support Where's My Sex and Beverly Hills. This is a good sign. I don't want scum like them following my account.
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WHO YA CALLIN' BITCH?!
@WeezerLyricBot2
Weezer Lyric Bot²
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Okay bitches, Weezer and it's Weezy
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I'd start playing fortnite if they added pat
@onslaughtiscool
OnslaughtIsCool (🎂2)
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so like, if we can get 4 skins in a festival pass do yall think
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@Not_the_US_Gov
USGov🇺🇲🦅🏳️‍⚧️ (PARODY)
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What do these colors remind you of?
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GREATEST BAND THAT EVER LIVED
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@weezerconfessx Whoever submitted this must be awake of sex
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@weezerconfessx I take back what I said about Brian Bell Yikes, THIS is my favorite Weezer gif
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Should I buy a Christmas with the Weezers CD?
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@pattietoocool4u
Pattie Boyd !! ♡ • 🧸🎀
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