Send in weezer confessions 👍
Rules:
‼️No NSFW allowed‼️
I’m a minor
Don’t be an asshole about anyone
Saw weezer June 7th 2024 🎸
I AM A GIRL‼️‼️ (she/her)
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“everybody calls Rivers cute like police didn't find human remains and evidence of cannibalism in his LA home that he sold in 2013😭”
BRO WHAT
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“One time i did i presentation on weezer for one of classes and i accidentally called rivers “the weezer” and then started crying.”
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“When the Black Album was coming out it was my uncles funeral but I was so obsessed with weezer that i listened to it while they were burying him”
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“when i get tired of listening to my playlist i just listen to bands / people that are mentioned in weezer songs because i think if rivers liked them then i would too”
this is really smart actually
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“i feel like a fake fan whenever the weezer lyric bot posts about a lyrics idk where its from cuz i dont listen to the weezer albums that suck (van weezer, pacific daydream, black album etc..) 💔”
Me too bro
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“ A Lot Of Weezer Fans Honestly Deserve The Reputation Of “Freak/Weirdo”. Some Of Y’all Deserve Prison Time For The Things You’ve Said About Rivers”
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“ People who discovered weezer from tik tok aka I just threw out the love of my dreams going viral, I have no respect for you as human being and I genuinely hate you”
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“I find it funny how Brian Bell Stans have to post pics of him from the 90s and 2000s because they can’t accept the fact he looks like a dried up raisin now.”
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“pat is such a hilarious guy and he doesnt get enough credit for it, he is literally the perfect counterpoint to rivers' kinda awkward behaviour”
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“My mother snuck out of the house when she was pregnant with me to go to a weezer concert and now I have an unhealthy obsession with them, coincidence?”
That’s actually so cool
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“3 months ago this girl showed interest in me, we talked until one day my friend shouts at her 'He listens to weezer' she hasn't spoke to me since”
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“ buddy holly isn't bad but it has done irreparable damage to weezees public image online like weezer isn't the "buddy holly band" shut uppppp 😠😠😠”
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“what’s the craziest weezer lore/fact you know?”
I’ll be honest I’m not that great on it but I k is that when Matt flew to NY to record blue he knocked on Pat’s hotel room and Pat mooned him and said “welcome to weezer” SORRY IF THIS IS WELL KNOWN
Guys I showed my mom the video of Rivers falling off the trampoline and when he just lay there for a minute she said “that’s what happens when you get old and you have a fall, you have to just try and think about what happened” IM CRYING
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“One time I tweeted “she wee on my zer till I Cuomo a river” and the youth pastor at my church brought me into his office the next day and made me delete the tweet,”
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“I hate when weezer TikTok fans play a song off of Pinkerton Deluxe or Alone and pretend that it’s some “underground” Weezer song.”
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“I wish there were more mikey welsh gifs”
Omg me too you guys go through phases of sending a ton of Mikey related confessions every now and then and this is literally the only Mikey gif I can find
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“ i told my friends that i thought rivers in the perfect situation video was hot and they all made fun of me for the rest of the night”
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“ rivers' stories about life / view of himself during green album interviews make me so sad. "those are the guys you should be interviewing, not me. those guys are the real stars" breaks my heart”