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@Riverrunsred44

6 months

Waffles with butter and syrup. At 10:15pm. What are your thoughts about this?

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5 years

I’m 16 years clean and sober today. I’m still a non smoker. My tits have grown considerably. Cheesecake still sexually arouses me. Anyway....coffee?

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5 years

Sex is cool but have you ever held hands with someone you’re insanely in love with?

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5 years

My ex hooked me up with an awesome Father’s Day present last year. I just got her Bruins tix so she can take our son to his first professional hockey game. We were never gonna work together, but we still take care of each other. It’s about showing our son how it should be.💜💜

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6 months

Snuck out for a coffee while the rain took a break. Standing in line at Dunks and a little kid (maybe 6?) walks over to me, hands me a watermelon jolly rancher, fist bumps and then walks back to his mom. Didn’t say a word. I’ll die for that kid.

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5 years

Why is fat a negative adjective? Fat tits Fat cheeseburger Fat slice of cheesecake Fat cock Fat ass Fat wallet Fat steak Fat hug Seems pretty fucking awesome to me. Bring me the fat.

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3 years

Short girls with big tits are cool.

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5 years

For real. I hope in 2020 that you have someone that always has your back. I hope you feel love. Really feel it. I hope your favorite song comes on at the perfect time. I hope you hurt a bit, so you can grow a bit. I hope you look in the mirror and are kind to what you see.

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11 months

20 years clean and sober today. If you’re struggling with alcohol and/or drugs, I am proof that you can live a decent life without them. Much love to all who know this struggle. 💜

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this but....it’s gonna be ok. Seriously. Breathe. Keep breathing. On we go.

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4 years

@melodramandy @sheseemslegit I’m sober 16 1/2 years and I’m here to tell you that 7 days is HUGE! Much love and keep going. 💜💜

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

My son is insistent about making custom valentines cards for the kids in his class....and his entire class is making a custom box for Aimen. Aimen has special needs and they rally around him. That moment when 2nd graders school the rest of us. On we go.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Last February, things changed. Last June, I shattered entirely. Back into therapy. Quit smoking. Last August, I felt the healing for real. Last October, I entered a competition with myself. Tonight, I had a big win. A win against my biggest enemy....myself. On we go.

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5 years

I’d like to announce that I’m running for President in 2020. If elected, the following cancellations shall occur: •cranberry sauce •raisins •the NY Yankees •stupid people •Delaware •the Montreal Canadians •dm rooms •CrossFit •brownies with any kind of nut Thank you.

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5 years

I formally resigned today. It was met with understanding and some words about me that I’ll never get use to hearing. I forget how far I’ve come...how far me, and everyone who has helped me along the way have come. Literally from the gutter to being valued immensely. Humbled.

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4 years

Raise your hand if you never had air conditioning growing up and as an adult you’ve become A FILTHY FUCKING WHORE for air conditioning. 🙋🏻‍♂️

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3 years

Shoutout to the dads who don’t get to live with their kids. To the dads who show up financially and emotionally and then go home to their empty house and wonder how they can do more. To the dads who lay awake at night a little broken because they miss their kids. I see you.

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6 months

I got fired today. Despite my exception to the timing and the manner in which it all went down…it’s my fault. It doesn’t matter if you’re good at some things if your attitude is shitty and you’re constantly difficult. No sympathy, just being accountable out loud.

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4 years

Imagine being the guy who was exposed to COVID, took a test, wasn’t feeling well, still came into the office before he had results, had a conversation with me this morning and then got his positive results an hour later. This is how jaws get broken.

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4 years

There’s a 19yr old kid on my crew of carpenters who is learning to be a carpenter. He shows up every day happy as fuck, works hard as hell and generally makes everyone’s day better. His name is Benny. Benny is about to get a glowing fucking review from me to our bosses.

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3 years

Just balled the fuck out and spent $22 at Taco Bell for myself to celebrate the new job. 💁🏻‍♂️

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2 years

This one is fuckin legit.

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5 years

February 27th, 2020. I’m 44 years old, standing on the roof, in 40mph winds, of the largest supplier of calamari in the United States...fighting off psychotic seagulls with a broom. Never give up on your dreams, kids.

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5 years

I’m 44 and I’ve never made my own lasagna. Tonight...that changes. Never give up on your dreams, people.

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@Riverrunsred44

1 month

Chris showed up in my life at a time when I needed someone so fucking bad. He helped me so much and just couldn’t help himself. I sure miss him and wonder what his life would be today. Anyway. It felt good to say this. On we go. 💜

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

I was 11yrs old when I started drinking alcohol, 28 when I put it down for (hopefully) the last time. 17 years of damage/wreckage. If i can make it a couple more weeks, I’ll be clean and sober the same amount of time. 17 years of healing and growing.

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@Riverrunsred44

8 months

It’s 1993, you and your friends are smoking a joint, while lugging a keg out into the woods so you can get drunk, have a bonfire and listen to Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Alice In Chains. Life was perfect.

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4 years

I’m not impressed by those who “take care of the ones they love.” You’re supposed to do that. Basic. I’m impressed by the ones who will help a stranger. Help someone they don’t love. Help someone they’ll never see again. Help someone who gives them nothing.

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5 years

2019. I’ve never been more ready to turn the page on a year. It’s not because anything was a waste or that I don’t value the lessons learned...it was so painful. The hurt nearly broke me. Unbearable moments and my own behavior really sucked at times. A tough...tough year.

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4 years

My son’s mom, on top of being a cancer survivor, is a year sober today. Despite our differences I absolutely recognize and support the badass woman and warrior she is. She’s done it without AA but I got her a 1yr medallion anyway. On we go. 💜

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1 year

I’m less than 2 months away from 20 years clean and sober. And my emotional cup is about to overflow. This road…this fuckin road has been unreal. 💜

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5 years

I’ll be formally accepting the new position today. I started my current job in May of 2018....and was so excited about it. It turned out not to be what I had hoped...so I’m making a change. And that, dear friends....is life.

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

Starting a dm room for old, chubby people who never have sex. You in?

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

I came back for Thanksgiving tweets.

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1 month

Story time. Read it…don’t. I don’t care either way. I just feel like talking about my dear friend Chris. November 2003. I’d been on the street for a couple months. Rum sick. Alone. Like really fucking alone. I’d been stabbed, in a fight, a little over a month previous.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Women who claim to “not care about Valentines Day” are fucking adorable. Them: I don’t even care about that stupid, commercial gimmick day. Show me you love me on other days. Also them: wow. You didn’t even acknowledge it. Like nothing? NOTHING?! *stabs you*

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@Riverrunsred44

2 years

My son wants to play the flute. When he told me my first thought was to try to steer him towards a “cooler” instrument. Then I got back in my lane, remembered he can play what he wants. So he’s gonna play the flute, I’m gonna support it fully. And it’s gonna be metal as fuck.🤘🏻

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

1997....right about this time...after Christmas, before New Years. I was in a bad place. Addictions owned me. I remember the feel of that pistol against my temple...’Down in a Hole’, Alice In Chains came on. I wept and hung on...I love that song. Just heard it. Still love it.

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5 years

A hearse, 2 cars and my truck....that was the funeral procession. 4 people. 4 people standing in a cold and rainy cemetery. Some people really end up alone in this life...but if you’re one of mine...I’ll be there until the very end. Saying goodbye is important to me.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Put her on her stomach, get a fistful of her hair and fuck her deep until her teeth clamp down on your forearm as she cums for you. Mouth right by her ear...tell her how fucking sexy she is. Damn...I need a hobby or something.

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5 years

This time of year....stress, worry, loneliness....trying to do it all and be it all.... Remember to breathe...and go easy on each other. On we go.

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

I will open a door for a man or a woman....it’s a small way of trying to show courtesy to my fellow humans. Can we stop with the “it implies I can’t open the door on my own” fucking bullshit. 🙄

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Panties and a tank top, no bra...will forever be the sexiest thing she could ever wear, as far as I’m concerned. End of story.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Sitting in my living room, having coffee, tree lights on....waiting for my boy to get up and see the elf using his beyblades. He’s 7 and I don’t know how many years more he’ll believe....but right now the magic is real and I’m soaking it up.

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2 years

…She dreams in color, she dreams in red…

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

I bumped into a tree and said sorry. I’m ready Canada. I’m ready.

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5 years

Been a rough year. Can’t remember a harder year to be honest. I’m pretty proud of myself for fighting. Fighting for love. But, alas.....it was just fiction. Just a story....that made me smile so hard I didn’t realize I was bleeding out. Love. Never again.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

If you’re female, have a thick ass, likes sarcasm, hockey and cheesecake, have strong fingernails and a 7” throat....I’d like to establish and nurture a ‘friendship’ with you. No weirdos.

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@Riverrunsred44

1 year

Rhode Island got a little show tonight. The boy and I watched the whole thing. 🔥

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Real talk. I don’t care how big your tits are. I care about your nipples. Nipples are key. And that you have a thick ass. And that you’re standard psycho and not extra psycho. Coffee?

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

House hunting and I need to find one with a big front porch so I can fly a Marine Corps flag, a BLM flag, a Pride flag and an American flag. I want people to drive by and be like “there is some SHIT going on over there! Fuck yeah!”

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

Played some games today and won this motherfucker. 😂😍

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

So...I’m pretty good on a grill...beyond that....I’m the worlds worst cook. So, over the last few months, I’ve been teaching myself. Trying stuff. Tonight I entered the world of cast iron, seared steak. Holy fuck, I’m home. I. Am. Home.

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

This is why I’m open about my alcoholism/addictions and subsequent life in recovery from them. You never know who you might be able to help or just be there for. It’s just Twitter....until it’s not. On we go. 💜

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@Riverrunsred44

6 months

Huge shoutout to my ex. My son’s mom…for taking me to and from surgery today. She bought me a coffee and some snacks and made fun of me. We were not right for each other but I love the little friendship we’ve built. I have a lot of love and respect for that woman.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Sore throat? Suck my cock. Depression? Suck my cock. Happy? Suck my cock. Car broke down? Suck my cock. Getting married? Suck my cock. Tired? Suck my cock. It’s cold and snowy? Suck my cock. -twitter dudes helping women AF.

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

My son is happy and healthy. I have a warm place to call home. I have a vehicle that runs and is safe. I’m employed and I can go grocery shopping today. I can be there for others. There was a time that I couldn’t say any of this. Keep fighting. 💜💜

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Bout that time of year where I do some reflecting....2019 broke me....and I broke out loud, on this app. I both apologize and thank you guys for hearing me. Letting it out helped more than I can explain. On we go.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

If you’re looking down on someone....it better fucking be because you’re reaching down to help them up.

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

Airports are fucking fantastic to just sit back and observe.

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

There’s a moment just before dark...after the sunset’s fanfare. After all the oranges and reds, the golds and yellows. After all the pink pastels. That deep slate blue. You can find me there.

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

I don’t always cry in my truck but when I do it’s after I drop my son off and for whatever reason am having difficulties accepting the way things are. Still. Years fucking later.

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

Friendly reminder: There is absolutely nothing fucking wrong with a grown man crying when the pain is too much. Nothing. Go team!

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Dear Santa, Send a nice girl. Who needs to be fucked into oblivion.

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@Riverrunsred44

2 years

I might have a problem…like…A PROBLEM… She’s 38, a badass mom, half Italian, half Appalachian Cherokee, has 3 graduate degrees, the kindest smile, loves when I bite her inner thighs and does this adorable bounce when she’s eating something she really likes. 🥵

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

One of my biggest problems is that I try to make sense of things.

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4 years

Why do I talk about my alcoholism and drug addiction so much if I’m in recovery? Because recovery from it is a daily reprieve. We’ll never be cured. Every day we have to remember that we’re one bad decision away from fucking tragedy. That’s why.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Women: stop objectifying me, dickhead! Also women: shit. I need to tweet another selfie with makeup on and snag 750 more followers real quick. All women.

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

Back up. I’ve spent 3 years, 9 months, 22 days of my life in a detox, a rehab, a homeless shelter, a halfway house or on the streets homeless. If I want to express happiness about a new bedroom set, I will. If that bothers you, I have a really nice dick you can suck. Go team.

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8 months

Why is choosing between them a thing? I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t enjoy both all the time. Y’all are divisive, hateful bastards!

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

I don’t know, man. Maybe we’d all feel a little better if we sat with a few people and drank coffee...talked about whatever....talked about nothing. Maybe one has an acoustic guitar and can sing us a song. Maybe it’s ok to be unsure. Maybe I’m just fucking weird.

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5 years

Little things matter. A squeeze of her hand. A stolen glance across a crowded room. Leaning over and whispering in her ear how beautiful she looks today. Slapping her phenomenal ass every time she walks by you and saying “mine”. The little things.

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5 years

I need a friend to grocery shop with. I fucking loathe grocery shopping but I love food. I feel like a need support. BE MY GROCERY STORE FRIEND, ASSHOLE

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

I was today years old when I got Netflix. As a 44 yr old man who has given up on life, what am I watching?

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@Riverrunsred44

4 years

If anyone knows a sweet girl who loves food, sports, humor, crime shows and needs an aging, chubby dude to love her tons and fuck her brains loose and hold her tight and high five after crazy hockey goals and have her back no matter fucking what....send her my way. Thanks.

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5 years

On Wednesday nights, we put the pj’s on early, make grilled cheeses, watch The First 48 and solve homicides together.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

If the Patriots lose tonight, I’m taking 654 nudes and tweeting them all.

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4 years

I went for a walk by myself last night...a neighbor a few streets over was playing his violin on his deck. I just leaned against a tree and listened. I was reminded that violins have a way of reaching you. After a while, I went home and wiped the tears. We keep going.

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5 years

Pay no attention to me...I’m just an overweight dude in his mid 40’s, lying mostly naked on his couch, eating frozen Rolo’s and watching murder shows. I don’t know shit. I mean...I know about laziness but that’s it.

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

It’s fine. Everything is fine.

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3 years

I’m 46…not particularly old but I can tell you that the times have passed me by. The way people talk, what they wear, the music they listen to…I think it’s all shit. 😂 I’ve arrived at “old and disgusted” and it suits me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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5 years

How about you let people say what they feel like they need to and not be a self absorbed piece of shit commenting on their every tweet with your contrarian bullshit. Coffee?

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4 years

Do women with big tits know that they can post a selfie without their big tits in it or nah? *takes cover*

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@Riverrunsred44

3 years

I don’t know, man. Just sending some love out into the void. Just sending some love out to anyone who may need it. That’s it.

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4 years

Who the fuck invented cheesecake? THAT IS THE ONLY STATUE NECESSARY.

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5 years

I mean...if you wanna come over, I’ll make us grilled cheeses and tots and we can watch football and then fuck a lot. Grilled cheeses tho. 😍

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5 years

Hold her hands. Hold her hands above her head. Look her intently in the eyes. And fuck her until she let’s go of everything she’s holding on to. Coffee?

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2 years

No woman has all 5: 1 - perfect areola to nipple ratio 2 - ability to be quiet 3 - snacks on hand at all times 4 - sports knowledge 5 - no tramp stamp 👀

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3 years

She woke up on fire. 😍

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2 years

Bros…listen the fuck up. There is nothing…NOTHING emasculating about talking about your feelings or what is hurting you. Men kill themselves at a clip almost 4 times more than women. Stop keeping it inside. It will literally kill you.

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2 years

Jan 14th of this year I walked into a small barroom I used to drink at. Ordered a Harp and a shot of Bushmills. I was going to give up. Sat there for some time just looking at them. Visibly trembling. Instead, I stood up, put a $50 bill on the bar, walked out and called a buddy.

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6 months

If you’re a dad and you’re away from your kids in a detox, rehab, halfway house, 3/4 house, sober house…fighting your demons to get back to them… I wanna remind you that you’re an infinitely better dad doing that than being a junkie in the same house. Keep going. 💜

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4 years

Woke up alone again. The longer I go, the less I feel the need for that to change. It’s fucking mind bending how little you need when you can sit quietly with yourself and be ok.

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5 years

I’m an isolator. Social isn’t my strong suit. I suck at texting back, will disappear for days and I keep what really hurts me close. I’m done asking people to stay much less fighting for them to. It may not be the healthiest...but alone works for me.

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1 year

I have a friend who lost a daughter, in 2008, in a car accident. He lost a 2nd daughter yesterday to a drug overdose. It’s fucking disgusting how unfair this life can be. Please send up a prayer or a healing thought to my friend, Glenn.

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5 years

So...your 40’s are funny. I just saw a commercial for sheepskin suede slippers WITH MEMORY FOAM FOOTBED from LL Bean and now I have a full erection. They look so comfy tho.

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@Riverrunsred44

5 years

Neb treatments, prednisone, chest X-ray and still waiting to hear if lil man has pneumonia. Poor guy is feeling rough....but he’s working the popsicle angle something fierce so I think we’re gonna be ok.

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5 years

Self care, friends. I’m bouncing out of here for a while. I’m a bit of a basket case and this place, during these times....isn’t helping me at all. Solitude, quiet....simple....is what I need. Please look out for each other. 💜💜

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5 years

Some women....some women like it when you grab their throat and a fistful of their hair and put them on their knees. Some women.

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