Nottingham born,Exeter (Econ),IT/Outsourcing/Consulting,
Still angry about Brexit,despise Boris,Farage,Trump,Putin,Xi J, Modi,Orban,Erdogan
Yes to 🇺🇦 & 🇹🇼
So according to the ever-reliable
@PrivateEyeNews
this is why the story about "BJ"
@BorisJohnson
& Carrie was "pulled". Why am I not surprised?
It's certainly an interesting (on-the-)job interview technique!
I presume HR had left the room at this stage
@aljhlester
I can recommend this book by
@corinne_fowler
, not focused purely on the British Empire, but on a particularly grim period, as well as an eye opener about where the ill-gotten gains of the British slave trade ended up (plus lots more).
"Quick, we need to say something negative about Starmer. Despite our attempts to denigrate him before the election, people are starting to realise that he is MUCH better than the previous TORY PMs. Come on err, EU, err Corbyn, woke ..,err ..Sue Gray, it will appeal to Boris fans"
@LaindonFEMINIST
And met all of these challenges in a calm manner without any additional drama or the need to dress up for sicophantic pics in the right wing toilet-papers!
And without the need to use words such as unprecedented!
@CamillaTominey
I've got my fingers crossed that this blatant job application to
@GBNEWS
will be successful for
@CamillaTominey
. Anything that keeps the sour-faced harridan off our screens on
@BBCPolitics
or
@BBCNews
has to be great news.
And to think she claims she's a 'journalist'!
What a joke
@JujuliaGrace
Every person you persuade to NOT vote FOR Labour risks ANOTHER 5 years of TORY NHS UNDERFUNDING. Is that what you really want to achieve?
Please stop this posturing, you are just helping the TORIES.
I am really disappointed in your recent Tweets
@BorisJohnson
@Hillingdon
I'm still looking for the map showing where the 40 NEW hospitals are, or are you just an untrustworthy LIAR whose response to everything, is a lie?
Over to you!
I'm not saying
@BorisJohnson
was/is (& ALWAYS will be) a LYING SHIT & the
@Conservatives
are a bunch of LIARS kept in power by SHIT [non-news]papers like the
@Daily_Express
BUT, how's this MEGA deal going?
Is it essential to be a SCUMBAG to VOTE TORY, or is DELUDED sufficient?
@kelvmackenzie
I wonder if 77-year old
@kelvmackenzie
believes in PurgaToRY & wonders how long he need to remain there for allowing this SHAMEFUL & DISGUSTING article to be printed!
@mhmck
I'm sorry to read about such horrendous loss of life, but at the same time, it's hard to feel any sympathy for Russian soldiers, especially given their appalling treatment of civilians (& for going along with Putin's appalling land-grab)
He's been f**king useless as
@HoCSpeaker
. The only times I've seen
@LindsayHoyle_MP
agitated was when an SNP MP accused
@BorisJohnson
of LYING (with Hoyle tacitly accepting & condoning the LYING) & when someone switched their phone on before leaving the chamber.
Hopeless Hoyle!
@jessicaelgot
He has been unchallenging of multiple Government lies and breaches of protocol and only chooses to criticise opposition plans. Hoyle if government's extra man.
@GuillermElodie
DESPICABLE shits like Putin, Trump, Johnson, Farage, Tice, Erdogan, Netanyahu, Orban, Ali Khamenei, Kim Jong Un, Xi Jinping, Maduro ... have I exceeded my quota yet?
It must be comforting living on Planet Thicko, no cost of living crisis, everything tickety-boo & happy to see royals spaffing money on yet another vanity event!
Coronation quiche?
To keep costs low, I assume it uses one curate's egg & is to be eaten with gammon flavoured crisps!
Laura Trott,"I don't recognise those figures"
#BBCPM
,"They're OBR figures"
Laura Trott,"I've got some other figures"
#BBCPM
,"Where from?"
Laura Trott, "Thin air"
#BBCPM
,"And you are in the Treasury?"
Laura Trott,"Yes, I make the tea"
#BBCPM
,"How?"
Laura Trott,"I follow a recipe"!
Coming up on
#BBCPM
today at 5 – what is happening with government debt?
Join us to find out, after this interview on yesterday’s programme by
@EvanHD
with the Treasury Chief Secretary Laura Trott ⬇️
@GillianKeegan
@educationgovuk
@david4wantage
@Jeremy_Hunt
What
@GillianKeegan
says:
This week marks the start of the rollout of this government's record expansion of childcare.
What people think;
This week marks the start of the rollout of the TORY Party's record PRE-ELECTION LIES.
How is your ex-Fujitsu husband, still LYING low!
Usual boll**ks on Planet Thicko as
@Daily_Express
allows Bozo Boris to trumpet his "successes" eg?
-killing off residents in care homes
-rampant corruption with Gov't contracts
-debasing HoC by LYING at every PMQs
Some legacy you LYiNG s**t!
And we criticise reporting in Russia!
@KayBurley
@SkyNews
As a minimum he should be disbarred from being an MP (with an immediate by-election) & he should be prevented from standing for any public office for life
I know a lot of people (in fact, millions of decent people) think you
@nadhimzahawi
are a mendacious untrustworthy charlatan who enjoys faux-outrage at what
@NicolaSturgeon
said, but at the risk of upsetting a gentle soul like you, what's your view of this gesture outside No10?
Darren, how dare you Tweet this ... without copying
@MattHancock
@trussliz
&
@SuellaBraverman
?
I'm sure the adage, "There's no such thing as bad publicity" applies, so they'll be pleased I've made up for your careless oversight!
@AndyGJBurge
The reality was that parts of the coal industry were inefficient & we could import coal cheaper. Whilst I could never support Thatcher, I couldn't't support keeping all pits open. The BIG mistake was not investing in retraining AND incentivising new employment to these areas
@BestForBritain
@SirRogerGale
I've not always (or often) agreed with Roger Gale, but he deserves a lot of credit for standing up in the HoC & calling out the
@ukhomeoffice
for this "dog-whistle" proposal. It's all too rare, a Tory MP being honest & decent, but take a bow
@SirRogerGale
@eiecampaign
@BuffyBk5
How irresponsible can you get? At this very minute, No10 are getting inundated by enquiries from Tory donors about when the Glue Stick VIP lane is being set up!
@toryboypierce
@Keir_Starmer
If
@BorisJohnson
was talking (& inebriated) without officials at the Italian villa owned by the son of a Russian oligarch & 'former' officer in the First Chief Directorate of the Soviet Union′s KGB, was this an egregious conflict of interest (& a UK security risk)?
@CommonsEFRA
@DefraGovUK
@theresecoffey
@GOVUK
If you were interviewing a candidate & he/she avoided eye contact like this, or kept shuffling papers whilst "answering" questions, & used phrases (clichés) as
@theresecoffey
did, would you trust her?
I certainly wouldn't.
Shifty & evasive would be my assessment + DON'T shortlist
So
@BBC
can be headed by Tories who've worked for/donated money to Tories, a presenter of
@bbcquestiontime
who's husband's business is a Tory money recipient (£3.9m) but a sports presenter gets punished for sending a Tweet that upsets Tories!
Fuck you
@BBC
I support
@GaryLineker
@GaryLineker
Keep it up Gary. They're not used to an articulate well-respected working class lad from Leicester comparing them to the Nazis.
Now if you were to endorse the Nazis like former owner (& grandfather of current owner) of
@DailyMailUK
or the royal family, that would be fine!
How despicable can the TORIES &
@RobertJenrick
be?
I'll answer that question with "extremely despicable"!
Jenrick, the man who dealt from the bottom of the pack to ensure that 'deprived' constituency Newark got funds intended for deprived areas!
Xenophobic DOG-WHISTLING scumbag!
The UK summed up!
Meaningless unquantifiable No10 "promise" as a headline, & "justification" for unemployed mum of 3 to splash £176,000 of our money on clothes (to sell newspapers that don't report 'news")!
Not so much broken-Britain, more;
"Britain, home of gullibile morons"!
Thank goodness for
@PrivateEyeNews
(although sometimes I have to put it down cause I get so angry reading about the corruption/cronyism & lies of the Tory Party & the Tory Press)
Surprised no one has come out with;
"
@BorisJohnson
"Carrie, I told you to lock my dressing-up trunk"
@pearceyp78
@bbcquestiontime
Thanks for sharing this. I no longer watch Tory Political Party broadcasts fronted by the wife of a Tory donor ie Fiona Bruce /
@bbcquestiontime
, I'd sooner stick my head in a bucket of ***!
Yes ANOTHER excellent article in
@BylineTimes
, this one by the equally excellent
@Otto_English
;
'40 Days to Save the West ' Uncensored (by
@trussliz
?)
Particularly liked paragraph marked up re Truss' meeting with the Queen;
".. she nodded thoughtfully with her eyes closed.."
So now we know who pulls the strings in the UK (as if we didn't know) & now we know who
@RishiSunak
really listens to:
Poorer UK citizens?❌
His conscience? His what?❌
His wallet✅?
His accountant?✅ (Apply for non-dom status even though you live in Downing Street)
Murdoch✅
@amandajplatell
Of course he did, everything he's ever said has been a LIE; Brexshit, 40 new hospitals, quicker vaccine rollout, Acuri funding, Boris airport, Boris bridge, how many kids he's got, jogging (from his limo). Only shill 'journos' like you deny his LIES cause you get paid to defend
Nor can I, it would be great to see
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
consigned to the trash can of British politics. Whatever possesses the ordinary people of North Somerset to vote for that despicable pompous charlatan is beyond me. It's like the serfs voting for lord of the manor
Well done!
Dear
@JonnyDymond
&
@BBCNews
, I've got a degree in Economics but if I promise to talk economic gibberish like
@johnredwood
, will you interview me on next Sunday's
@BBCWorldatOne
?
Can you make an exception so I don't need a lobotomy or make a Tory Party donation to be invited on?
I know you're busy* & not used to blowing your own trumpets, but I think it would help the current NHS crisis if you could mark up the location of Boris' 40 new hospitals
@BorisJohnson
@RishiSunak
@LeeAndersonMP_
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
* Swanning around/doing f**k all/talking crap/?/*
Amazing. Liz Truss in a room with 13 people who are more stupid than she is.
£74,000,000,000 is what she cost us and these inbred f'ckwits still think she should be their candidate. JHFC.
I agree, I want to see Labour win the next 3 elections as a minimum. Anyone holding out for Corbyn-purity, & saying nothing else will do, should just look at what's happened since 2019!
13 years of Tory Government has been terrible, & since GE2019, it's been disastrous!
If you don't understand UK politics, you write or retweet this sort of utter nonsense and get blocked. I can't help it if you're too young to understand how Blair won three elections but I suppose he was a red Tory and not a socialist too. 🙄
@Eyeswideopen69
That's easy, the (supposed) 'working royals' (or as describe the term, an OXYMORON) are paid for by US ... so the right wing Press has to pump out the myths that;
a) we are getting value for money
b) they serve a purpose
@CatherineBelton
I finished
@Billbrowder
's excellent/absorbing/frightening book Red Notice recently & I'm looking forward to 30 hrs on a ferry to Spain next week & settling down to "Putin's People". You both deserve accolades (& protection) for the work you've done
@Mike_Fabricant
You might be willing to stick your head up Boris' arse to ingratiate yourself, but decent, honest & trustworthy people aren't. Do you really think your former LIAR-In-Chief wouldn't have challenged his FPN IF it was a glass of water, EVEN THOUGH if was still an illegal gathering?
@MichaelTakeMP
Don't worry, Dorset's Police & Crime Commissioner is a TORY, so it can only be a short while before he introduces martial law, after he's deported anyone who buys the Guardian or who eats foreign foods like ... croissant or Scotch porridge oats!
Hold on
@Daily_Express
, didn't former LIAR-In-Chief
@BorisJohnson
sort this out 2 years ago, or do you deliberately write shit?
That would make sense given the Express is only useful as toilet paper!
I'm sure you'll pen an apology e.g. Don't Blame Us, We SUPPORT TORY LIARS!
Thank goodness for
@BylineTimes
.
Did you know UK Government, the TORY UK Government, despite having NO MONEY, has found £1 million to spend on 'advertising' on
@GBNEWS
TORY CRONYISM
Just when you think the current TORY LIAR-in-CHIEF
@RishiSunak
couldn't sink any lower ... SCUM
I can't stop
@SkyNews
allowing Gov't ministers to spout bollocks BUT my licence fee DOES pay the
@BBC
so I'm entitled to expect better of
@BBCNews
@BBCPolitics
I want
@bbc
interviewers to control interviews & ask ministers to comment on real independent facts, not No10 crib notes
@RussInCheshire
No, here's my guess. They will call an election for late August/early September. I'm basing this on
a) they are majoring on getting one, just one flight to Rwanda, off the ground
b) they know students will be traveling/on holiday/moving constituency (so won't be able to vote)!
Trouble is,
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
@DanielJHannan
@DouglasCarswell
will resort to blaming;
War in Ukraine
Covid
Remainers talking down the UK et al
But they'll NEVER admit they are mendacious & disingenuous charlatans who can't be trusted to tell you the time!
LIARS then & LIARS now
The UK is short of doctors but could someone please attend to
@trussliz
, I think she's suffering from grandiose delusions
Or maybe
@Telegraph
is trying to inflict "institutional dementia" on its geriatric readers
@carrottofficial
help, the nutter is trying to get back on the bus!
Why wouldn't
@BBC
's reputation for impartiality be safe?
Tim Davie (DG & former TORY politician)
Richard Sharp (Chairman, £400k TORY donor + £800k loan facilitator for Boris)
Robbie Gibb (non-exec, brother of TORY MP, former TORY No10 Comms Dir)
Like fuck it is
@BBCNewsPR
Trashed
@MichaelTakeMP
And I think that's why
@BenHouchen
has stripped & flogged off all of the scrap metal on Teesside site so he can build a squadron of Spitfires to defend Tees International Airport
A Brand New WORD SEARCH game for
@Conservatives
& lovers of bandwagon-jumping!
Can YOU find the following words in the attached Tweet by
@GaryLineker
?
BRAVERMAN
NAZIS
HOLOCAUST
It's easy to play. As soon as you spot any (or think you do), just email
@Telegraph
or
@DailyMailUK
!
Am I the only one who sees this as a metaphor for Broken Britain, full of hubris, inflated jingoism & still deluding ourselves that we are "world-beating"?
Not so much a giant step for mankind on the moon as... careful where you dump the cargo lads, that's Lundy Island down below
What an inspiring role model for workshy scroungers living off benefits, unemployed mum of 3 joins the Army (wearing what I assume is a cheap coat from Primark)
And bugger me, & a clear example of a meritocracy, she's made Colonel in her first week!
I assume it's based on merit!
The TORY Brexshit Party proving that talent, charm & honesty are unnecessary qualities to become a TORY Government minister!
Thank goodness for
@PrivateEyeNews
exposing yet again the mendacity of George Eustice
Would YOU buy a car off him? I wouldn't!
As charming as a cow's turd!
I know
@toryboypierce
is as useful as a sock puppet on radio, but would someone please tell him (or force him) to put a sock in it?
Better still, stop giving him airtime, we can all guess what pro-Tory bollocks he's going to say, & it's never the Tories' fault!
@GMB
@BBC
I Am Incorrigible also on Bluesky, threads & masto
So the "great" UK:US trade deal is as dead as the proverbial parrot! It must have been scuppered by err, the EU? Remoaners? People talking down the UK?
Or could it be Bozo
@BorisJohnson
is a LYiNG s**t &
@DailyMailUK
@Daily_Express
et al invent boll**ks to mislead the gullibile?
@twocitiesnickie
@Conservatives
Like all Tories, you can't be trusted to tell me the date or time! The only things we can rely on you for are;
a) LYING
b) allowing shit to be dumped in rivers
No need to say what you hope to do, let's look at what you've actually delivered in last 13 years;
Shit, debt & LIES!
@toluogunlesi
I would have thought it would be more likely that
@BorisJohnson
was in Nigeria to advise on how to conduct financial scams or to facilitate cronyism & corruption, he's a world-beating crook!
@JackPosobiec
I disagree. If you remove the ridiculous story line (an assembled squad trying to locate the one remaining brother alive, which is as implausible as
@BorisJohnson
not lying), Saving Private Ryan is as near to war as I want to get!
Struggling to afford food or the rent/mortgage?
Worried about your heating bill?
Well stop worrying, whilst you were busy worrying over trivia you've got a NEW Queen & a Coronation to look forward to!
If you haven't chopped down the flagpole for the fire, run up the flag & salute
I'm going to stop sharing excerpts from the excellent
@BylineTimes
for fear they will set their lawyers on me for plagiarism or reducing the need for people to subscribe), but ...
I COULDN'T RECOMMEND
@BylineTimes
TOO HIGHLY, it's BRILLIANT!
Take a bow
@peterjukes
!
The
@Daily_Express
maintaining a longstanding tradition on its 1st front page of 2023, a headline of unadulterated No10 bollocks (+ gratuitous pic of a couple of ex-royals that the Express continues to trash because they opted out of the incestuous Press/royal family charade)!
So which concocted figure not to believe?
@Telegraph
's 5 million,
@DailyMailUK
's 7 million, or
@Daily_Express
's 8 million? It's so reassuring the UK has such high quality journalism! NB All 3 are handy substitutes if you're short of toilet paper (not caused by Brexit obviously!)
@toryboypierce
@wesstreeting
Never mind that Andy Pandy, here's a memory test for you AND all TORY LIARS.
See if you can remember where your former TORY LIAR-in-CHIEF
@BorisJohnson
's 40 NEW HOSPITALS are!
How long do you need, an hour, a day, a week ... an infinite time?
@CaptainSwing666
Yes, I remember seeing the pic of the EU negotiating team sat on one side of the table ... briefcases , multiple folders etc ...& on the other side ... an arrogant
@DavidDavisMP
.. with NOTHING!
Close to finishing
@Billbrowder
's absorbing (& frightening) book Red Notice. I don't want to get to the end (unless it's to read that Putin gets arrested & is found guilty of murder, corruption, thuggery). Great humour too, loved the tale of
@jpmorgan
interviews .. & polo horses!
@RhonddaBryant
There is something seriously wrong with this country when it has so many [news]papers owned by non-dom/non-resident malevolent people pushing a rw agenda. There should be a principle, you can only own one UK, you have to live in the UK & you cannot shift your tax burden offshore
John Bercow schools Nigel Farage on the brexit disaster.
"To date brexit has been a grotesque blunder... but Nigel wants to blame someone else... it's nonsense on stilts... just admit people are poorer & wages are down... "
I know the TORIES have VOTED to allow water companies to DUMP SHIT in England's rivers, but for God's sake people of Nottinghamshire & Derbyshire, please DON'T vote for this self-serving TORY LIAR.
SHIT in your rivers is one thing, a SHIT as your Mayor would be worse, much worse!
@rbrharrison
How are the building projects for Boris' 40 NEW HOSPITALS getting in?
You'd make a good TORY, willing to LIE on request. How many Government projects are funded for their entirety, by either Party, except in early years, which gets them started?
Isn't the UK wonderful? An unemployed mum of 3 can find somewhere to buy a new, but cheap, coat to accompany her unemployed husband who'd wangled some choice tickets for a rugby match AND they still had enough money from their Benefits for a Family Cheap Day return to Cardiff!
"Captain Sunak, the SS Great Britain is in danger of going down fast, any last orders or priorities before it finally sinks?"
"Yes, I want you to look into providing extra Maths lessons for the crew"
"Certainly Captain Sunak, when by?"
"Oh, by 2025 should do"
"Ay ay Captain"
Glug