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Rich Juzwiak

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4 years

I think about this guy and what he got away with on the Travel Channel a lot.

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"Megan thee Trainor"

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Me attempting to bond with another gay

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Sharon Stone’s brutally backhanded compliment to Cher made me cackle on the subway

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Mariah's memoir, The Meaning of Mariah Carey, is a smash, and I'm thrilled (and relieved) to be able to say so:

Review: Mariah Carey's memoir is her best performance yet

'The Meaning of Mariah Carey,' the pop star's tell-some memoir, sparkles and entertains and explains its subject, despite a few too many I-don't-know-hers.

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@jameelajamil "Unhinged idiot?" That's some language from a mental-health advocate.

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5 years

I feel like I was born to investigate this:

Paula Abdul Keeps Talking About Surviving a Plane Crash for Which No Record Exists

There are several remarkable things about this oft-repeated account that generally go unremarked.

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This is my favorite show

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Me encountering another person on my daily corona walk

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Week 2! #livelooseygoosey

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6 years

Today it hit me:

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8 months

It's my literal birthday 🤗

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Media news: G/O Media is shutting down Jezebel after failing to find a buyer. Memo just went out from Jim Spanfeller:

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4 years

Wow my cat is cool as hell

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4 years

Fuck Aaron Schock (not literally)

Disgraced Politician Comes Out as Gay Hypocrite

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6 years

ME EXTREMELY ME THIS IS SO ME IT'S MY MEMOIR

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7 years

Them vs us

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4 years

What will today bring? Wendy Williams roasting a Slim Jim with a lighter and snapping into it on live television. Excellent. Another reason to keep on living.

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6 years

I'll be watching this all day

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7 years

When your bf thinks Wolverine just wrecked your ass but is chill since you were honest about it:

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5 years

Deep dove into the public past of one of my all-time favorite pop culture figures of all time, @latoyajackson

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5 years

Dionne Warwick is TIRED

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8 years

Walk into the club like

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2 years

Always a pleasure to think long and hard about @JanetJackson

Janet Jackson: The Velvet Rope (Deluxe Edition)

Read Rich Juzwiak’s review of the album.

pitchfork.com

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4 years

Daily meditation

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7 years

This 👇

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7 years

Just getting caught up on how now the key to Twitter is quote-tweeting other people's stuff with a pointy finger and a neutral rehash of it

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4 years

@PAYOLETTER I let him do all the work (more here: )

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8 years

She's like, "Touch my body," and the cup is like, "Nah," and dodges her

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7 years

I wrote basically a chapter; could fill a book on a topic that I find endlessly fascinating

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In sync we trust: Pop music's history of lip-syncing (and lying about it)

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6 years

This is exactly how I would have sketched out a hypothetical meeting between Prince and Joni Mitchell, except it actually happened

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4 years

Well we got it (“it” being the idea to reboot this as a podcast)

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Introducing Pot Psychology the podcast. Potcast? Anyway, it will be available wherever you listen to podcasts later this week, but if you want early access to the first ep and all bonus content, please subscribe

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Very excited to announce the debut of How To Do It, a new @Slate sex advice column from @stoya and me

Dear How to Do It: My Girlfriend Is Outspoken About #MeToo but Wants Me to Degrade Her

Slate’s sex advice column on which desires are “healthy,” a partner who won’t stop biting, and more.

slate.com

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7 years

As if Valentine's Day didn't already suck enough

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Me picking a fight for the absolute sport of it

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Meet Prince, our son (📸 @BrianKennny )

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2 years

Looking back on 10 years of PrEP

PrEP Gave Us a Tool for Ending HIV, But It Has Failed to Deliver

On its 10th anniversary, queer, Black, and Latinx communities are calling attention to the unfulfilled promise of this groundbreaking medication.

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4 years

@jamesblake Was she a model or not?

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4 years

And this is my favorite afternoon show

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4 years

On one hand, I can't believe people have forgotten. On the other, I'm not surprised.

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The revision of Paris Hilton's story is missing something: her history with the n-word

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I knew Witness flopped, but I didn't realize Katy's situation was this dire

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My phone really gets it

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I couldn't get Mariah Carey to talk to me, but that's never stopped me before, so I did this:

The Defiance of Mariah’s Lambs (Published 2018)

Mariah Carey means Christmas to most of us, and much more to some of us.

www.nytimes.com

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5 years

Knowing I'd get a lot of stan feedback (and fearing the extent of the harassment) made me consider just how honest I wanted to be in my Madame X review. But I went ahead and told my truth anyway since I am a #rebelheart

Madonna: Madame X

Madonna’s 14th album feels stretched thin all over the globe, layered with an ambitious concept that ends up muddled and convoluted.

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8 years

Me: This is solely about his ego! He will run this country into the ground! My mother, who hates Hillary: Where'd I put that sugar?

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Ya know, at the time I had a feeling it was all downhill from here, and it turned out that I was right:

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3 years

TIL learned there is an ongoing feud between Neutrogena and CeraVe over which one is " #1 dermatologist recommended." The skincare drama I didn't know I needed:

One Small Thing: Face Wash from the '#1 Dermatologist Recommended Facial Skincare Brand,' Whatever...

Brand drama has ensued from skincare lines' claims of #1, causing the BBB National Programs to get involved

www.jezebel.com

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8 years

Episode 3 of Fuller House has gay themes but attributes a Gloria Estefan reference to Donna Summer. THIS IS WHAT FALSE ALLYSHIP LOOKS LIKE.

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5 years

When I publish something and then ignore the comments and mentions

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6 years

The thing about A Quiet Place is: Doesn't that family fart? Even in their sleep?

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My year of yes

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Me when my mom tells me to put on something nice

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4 years

Tag yourself; I'm the obsessive who edited the video

Mariah Carey

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Still reveling in the news of getting inducted into the @SongwritersHOF . Maybe now I won't have to keep repeating myself in every single interview! 😂😂😂

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Spoiler alert: The final three sentences in Bobby Brown's memoir are as good as final three sentences get.

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4 years

Full cut here:

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6 years

I spent the better part of the last two months attending the trial of Yoselyn Ortega, which was howlingly sad and mind-twisting. Here's my report:

The Mess and the Murders

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5 years

I just started watching Curb Your Enthusiasm in earnest, front to back, and this is EXACTLY how I feel about Larry David

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7 years

1. Why is this Wing for gays called "Yass" and not the Wang? 2. If it has to be called that, there should be a surplus of A's not S's 3. Peter Thiel is a vampire

San Francisco activists see irony in Yass, a queer startup backed by tech wealth

Silicon Valley cash drove the displacement of many of the city’s iconic LGBT spaces. Now a new startup is raising eyebrows over its links to Peter Thiel and its decision to open in a rapidly gentri...

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8 years

when the pic did no justice to the actual dick

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7 years

My bf and I were asked to do visuals for a sex party last week and for the sake of being as perverted as possible, I superimposed porn on pop-culture Christmas footage. I'm posting selects from it everyday till Christmas, advent calendar-style:

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This piece started as a simple assignment--write a history of "Show Me Love"--and quickly became an intricate examination of what constitutes ownership in popular music:

Beyoncé’s ‘Break My Soul’ and the Long Tail of ‘Show Me Love’ (Published 2022)

The ubiquitous 1992 remix of Robin S.’s song has endured in samples and covers. Its writers’ names appeared in the credits for Beyoncé’s track, were quickly removed and then restored again.

www.nytimes.com

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4 years

The correct answer to this question

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8 years

Linda Evangelista's relationship with the "Freedom '90" video makes for a beautiful short story.

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4 years

This discussion of DeVito's method approach to playing the Penguin is something that I didn't know I needed

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7 years

Grindr's new emoji keyboard includes a capital T, which is slang for meth. That's...boldly nonjudgmental, I guess?

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Buy bootleg this Black Friday (also this is my first piece for @nytimes )

‘Bootleg Toys’ Are Their Own Kind of Collectibles (Published 2018)

Action figures built with spare parts and silicone molds are an art form born of nostalgia.

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5 years

In which I advocate #JusticeForDamitaJo

Janet Jackson: Damita Jo

Each Sunday, Pitchfork takes an in-depth look at a significant album from the past, and any record not in our archives is eligible. Today, we revisit Janet Jackson’s 2004 album, a lush and preemine...

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The one thing I can't quit is quitting

I Quit Meat. Then Cigarettes. Then Alcohol. Then Caffeine. Then Eating After 8 p.m. Who Am I?

A quitter’s manifesto.

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Mom's condolences

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"So yeah, George was right."

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Linda Evangelista's relationship with the "Freedom '90" video makes for a beautiful short story.

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4 years

I don't think that Pete is the devil but I DO think that this is something that Satan would say

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3 years

Been working on this piece with @BrianKennny for five years: Couple’s Therapy, our collected Truvada (and generic) bottles. Now on display at the TW Fine Art gallery in Brooklyn.

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5 years

Talking to Pam and Judd from The Real World: San Francisco for the show's 25th anniversary felt like...coming home? I know they get, "I feel like I know you," all the time, but...I felt like I knew them.

The Real World: San Francisco Still Moves and Infuriates 25 Years Later

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4 years

Last week, I tested positive for covid-19 antibodies, which might mean everything or nothing.

This Virus of Great Uncertainty

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

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5 years

I knew I was old for real when I lost the taste for sugary drinks and spinny rides and also when I finally understood the appeal of Kate Bush's The Sensual World, which turns 30 today.

Just Say Mmmmm-Yes!: Kate Bush's The Sensual World at 30

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

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Remembering Larry Kramer, Champion and Adversary of Humanity

Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.

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7 years

Since I never tweeted this link, I guess I might as well now. I spent more time on this story, capturing a moment in time in a specific place among a certain group, than any other this year:

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I knew Jerri Blank was a trailblazer but I didn’t realize that she predicted a PrEP generation mindset almost 20 years ago.

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4 years

@jamesblake The cancer diagnosis or DIAGNOSES? I thought she had it twice?

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8 years

And with those two words, the presidency was hers

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6 years

I love this so much and want to be able to access it on a loop and easily so here

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4 years

Oh, you know, hanging in there

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7 months

I can and probably will talk about Mariah for the rest of my life. What a gift!

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🦋New Pop Pantheon🦋 In the finale of our Mariah trilogy, @RichJuz (who else?) is here to carry us home. We're talking "We Belong Together", the astonishing comeback, all the latter period records, the meme queen, camp diva persona, Christmas & the rest.