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@RiceTheUnborn
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@Frankentank9 "wtf you can't give a big body with terrifying offense and potent mix a fullscreen invincible +ob move" "wtf you can't give a zoner rushdown mix character two different specials that negate pokes and one that forces counterhit state" "wtf leo whitefang" Arcsys: teehee :3
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@starlinkMan fuck yeah
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@Post_Ioism "best political analysis" and it's a grammatically starved textwall defending race realism citing outdated 18th century texts and modern research they didn't read that's either irrelevant or contradicts them
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@noodlegumONLINE i'm realizing despite being atheist now, my christian upbringing has made me subconsciously pick hobbies that make me want to see the devil
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2 months
@Rooflemonger every time i see group 2...
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@MisterWillow_ @CEOofGAMERSEX @yslenjoyer 3 years ago, might've changed his opinions on tucker but if he doesn't talk about politics at all this is a reach
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2 months
Goldlewis nation, Slayer's BDC is not 100% invuln and has some startup i wonder if BDC cancels the initial invuln a normal bd has
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@reddittoXD has the entire community been rqing in solidarity that's awesome lmao
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28 days
@Nephaliim @Nilkski_ no, the problem is that some people are more openly bigoted because it's seen by at least one political entity as an act of """bravery""" it has nothing to do with being easily offended; the people who are tend to get ignored anyways
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I'm unshimmyable
@kribybad
Kriby!
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aba!
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. . . give it up man
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@JackMasonry @offtheshoulder4 @roselily2006 @RaiaMarcci @VivianofCarcosa @stacycay scientific and theological reasoning are both very technical and robust but you don't know anything about either
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@st1llst4nd1ing @GloomyGossip @lofiladFGC @Citrusflower25 @eskittienyan you're an asshole. get rid of your iroh pfp, you don't deserve it
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2 months
@SplatGeo the 3v3 vc's are gonna be hilarious
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@EmmaOofy @GradFrustrated @HavinGayes @nikicaga anti intellectualism is a massive part of fascistic/far right ideologies, i'm afraid
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27 days
why do we do this
@SQuirrel147
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There were 39 WWAs in that 5 game set. An average of 8 WWAs per game!
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2 months
why so so many MHA fans absolutely refuse to do the bare minimum of moral reasoning "[x] villain was abused as a child!!!" k and?
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@BryantIggy @hotashis mf is like "fuck you pressing on wakeup for" and does the mahoraga walk on every knockdown
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hot take but clone should have these kinds of interactions
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@fin_sharkoo
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Guys can u tell me some fighting game characters w cool design that r male?
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@FullmetalRainy @Tree_AcId @OsiriaBlood i dont think brotherhood leaned into that aspect as much; we mostly got the perspective of Ed/Al and it was more focused on morality the OVA with Roy/Hughes though, I thought that shit was a good depiction of racism
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@zandowastaken i fucking love the brazilian strive community
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2 months
@adampink21 free willy
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1 month
if you whine like a baby on stream or on Twitter and make it a recurring thing you should be given a binkie and bib instead of a nametag for all your offlines and people should only speak to you using baby talk until you stop throwing temper tantrums
@Sharkboy_ZA
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What's one fighting game opinion you hold that you would defend like this?
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2 months
@Aarondamacc the wording of the tweet is p bad since it's implying most 'good' players don't wanna fight new players or 'bad' players obv umisho doesnt owe anyone games and being busy is super understandable! but the wording of the tweet is a bit unencouraging
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2 months
Was asked about Chaos being able to backdash Behemoth Typhoons the trick is to familiarize yourself with the timings of the BT's and when they tend to hit and backdash at that time for eg 842 you have to backdash just as the coffin is about to hit your feet
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backdashing more than four times in a row should fucking crash your game
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@JackMasonry @offtheshoulder4 @roselily2006 @RaiaMarcci @VivianofCarcosa @stacycay also it's quite obvious you don't know anything about science or theology given how you equate both to mere opinions i don't have to pay any attention to someone claiming 1 + 1 = 3, just the same as i don't have to pay attention to someone clamining evolution is fake
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2 months
haven't played in about a week but man was i happy with the way i played yesterday
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John Hamburger
28 days
just realized that top 100 gld is probably mad inflated cause of eh i dont be using it so actually i'm really like top 50 if you think about it
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ya boy's top 100 goldlewis
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@Vera_Caelestis good luck! tech here is land cancel, backturn, frc
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2 months
@chvpter_ idk him saying "goldlewis players are so fucking trash they can't even top 8" (not in clip) is a little crazy
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@BreadWinnerDJ @elonmusk oh you poor little snowflake how easily you melt
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@PoopManBoxMan this is so fucking funny lmao
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10 days
I am unqualified to speak about matchups but please flame me I HATE positivity
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@GonzoFilms @AnonymousLeftie you have a family circle not a family tree
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@JackMasonry @offtheshoulder4 @roselily2006 @RaiaMarcci @VivianofCarcosa @stacycay in terms of reality, as in, "the natural world", yea i tend to think science is superior to spirituality spirituality isnt worthless or anything but it doesnt say anything about the natural world because that's not its goal however im willing to hear otherwise if thats your point
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my GGST tier list for this season of strive so far
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2 months
@PuppyGirlFPS did you think just because you're a woman it would make this sentence any less pathetic
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2 months
has there been a single high/top level player who's swapped off their s1/2 main to play goldlewis competitively if so who are they cause i legit can't think of any all the competitive gld's ik are day 1 gld'd
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@PuppyGirlFPS not playerbase from my experience it's the fans the fucking fans gearsplaining to gear heads about bridget 😭
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3 months
@the_mimbo 7 rb is crazy 💀 you have to be a sage to put up with that
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1 month
y'know what i fucking hate people who play """""low tiers""""" all they do is whine on twitter and complain about people not knowing ✨️✨️✨️Le cOuNtErPlAy✨️✨️✨️
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fellas is it ethical to use wwa during pressure or am i still carried
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11 days
do twittards really get the impression the average american voter is so fucking stupid and brainrotted they'd vote for a candidate just because they took a corny ass photo have some more respect for your fellow citizens please
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People who never liked trump gonna vote for trump after this Man 😭this picture so fucking hard
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@adampink21 i can't believe i had any pity for them fitting since aba's entire character is being an abusive partner
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@JackMasonry @offtheshoulder4 @roselily2006 @RaiaMarcci @VivianofCarcosa @stacycay i'm pretty sure self-help books are notoriously predatory so no thanks again, you're just not capable of defending the ideas in these books (and you're lauding them as absolute truths) so I'm really skeptical you even understand their contents
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@GUILTYGEAR_PR Redneck1337 your days are numbered
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. . . give it up man
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ya boy's top 100 goldlewis
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@melehayym @KAYOSFG respectfully don't lecture people about guilty gear if you dont play the game or have no presence in the community idk why you're bringing up supply and demand like we know bridget is very popular but we still want merch of our characters where is the merch for faust nago or gld
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2 months
@sKin_Collector7 @ArrowsRequiem @totsubunger @ClTVPOP man i hope an org gives you a goated offer but you dont see it cause all your mentions are nudes in profile
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@RemoobFGC im p sure axl and faust's have the largest range/proximity on their c.S so this is pretty justified also what would you even be doing with with a + or -1 c.S lol, c.S c.S is universally fake and even on - c.S's you have gatlings for frametraps also archetypically ur both zoners
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2 months
@PuppyGirlFPS im so sad
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@XtDescent the different audio is sending me 😭
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@2KingOfIllyria Leo Whatsapp
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@M0chaSquirrel @Khoruh Khoruh don't unmute her she's doubling down and making it worse
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@Wax_Tiger_Pop can you blame me safejumps that can cross up are so peak
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@LordKnightBB people haven't grown past their floor 4 days of getting bodied by a may spamming dolphin so they project
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@golira__ @PuppyGirlFPS it's supposed to be pride month but this is nothing but shameful
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me tier list
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1 month
Ordered as well (left is most fun, right is least fun)
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2 months
@DDDS_Main why the long face?
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@IgnorantPedant @ettingermentum im somewhat certain the exchange was "Mr. Biden, what do you think about abortion?" "We need to get rid of murderous immigrants"
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John Hamburger
2 months
@IgnorantPedant @Vera_Caelestis these bounties are actually evil 😭 ra of raws got me cooked... i got 8 862's in a row then fucked up
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@PuppyGirlFPS @Pherna_ sounds like u dont help with the bills
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elon musk you could singlehandedly replace the agricultural and livestock industries of the entire midwest with how corny you are
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Nefarious Bits 🏳️‍🌈
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lmao everyone (including me) is tryna recruit Seven to play their character Join Team Goldlewis! Benefits include free dental, quality health insurance, paid-for trips to majors, and necoposting!
@sevenpink21
LLN | Seven 🔜 BITE 7
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With that said I don't think I wanna play Bridget anymore, she just isn't fun at all to play in actual matches
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@PuppyGirlFPS i fear for my tl if she was latina
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@PuppyGirlFPS @golira__ @KAYOSFG 自杀吧他妈的白皮 不要屄臉 disappoint ancestor bad fortune 困窘
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@LayneGGST hop in goldcord you'll see why lol straight up probably the richest character discord
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"wah wah wah this character is soo broken the players are dogshit you dont have to use your brain at all to win" goo goo gaa gaa here's your bottle since you wanna be a fucking baby
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@HUGEDILLPICKLE @SgtFrogger who are you and how dare you respond to me send me your cranial measurements you yakubian ape i must study you for science
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@HorseSkull666 takes one to know one‼️
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@sin_kiske sin that's impolite language go to your room and no sugar water or hamburgers for a week
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