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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

2 years

“I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia.” -the greatest literary character in history.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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8 months

Caspian has been admitted to the hospital. He is sick with RSV. It’s scary for him to be sick so soon after transplant. Prayers would be appreciated.

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His labs look normal for the first time in his life! The kidney is actually working! We cannot praise God enough. God has been so good to our family. I hope I will be discharged today so I can see my son. He is a strong boy. He is still laughing and playing. God bless my son.

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GM, frens! Christ is Lord. Say it back.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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9 months

Just watching “Penguin Sets Sail” on Canon + from @canonpress while I recover from donating my kidney for him. Please pray for him (Caspian) as he receives his new kidney!!! So glad I got to snuggle him! Soli Deo Gloria!!!!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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He is one tired boy, but Caspian’s transplant was a success! His labs look better already. God has been so kind to us! Hopefully I will be discharged tomorrow so I can see him.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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7 months

@Col_A_Buendia If you mean demon, not angel, then yes. If you mean angel, a messenger from God, then no.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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I finally got to see Caspian after he received the kidney! We are both doing well and healing up! His labs are improving and he might even be leaving the icu for normal care! Today he wanted to watch “Sir Badalot” from @canonpress

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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David French is a wicked man.

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1 month

When we say regime evangelical, this is who we mean.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Today I returned my cart. Did I do the Christian nationalism right?

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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8 months

May the Lord turn this trash into a dung heap. May it be cut down and used as an outhouse 2 Kings 10:27 Psalm 83:9–10 ESV 9 Do to them as you did to Midian, as to Sisera and Jabin at the river Kishon, 10 who were destroyed at En-dor, who became dung for the ground.

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9 months

A conversation I imagine my wife and I will have. Her: why is there a $2000 charge from @canonpress ? Me: just restoring Christendom. Her: you bought the flamethrower, didn’t you? Me: it’s pronounced “tactical snow removal.”

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Okay, when is @TuckerCarlson going to interview @PerfInjust ? Cause man alive I would love to see that.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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3 months

Hey guys. Did you know Jesus regularly accused the Jews of murdering the prophets? Did you know the apostles accused the Jews of murdering Jesus? Guess they were antisemitic too. Who knew?

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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One kidney each, whole lotta charm. So thankful for God’s grace!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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3 months

I would pay that even if they never updated it again. Do you guys even understand how barren the theologically robust market is? @canonpress is one of the ONLY places providing real education and entertainment. I will gladly support them. Death do Disney. Long live Canon.

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Welp, @canonpress , it’s been fun, but this is going to be a no-go.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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@RollingStone If this picture of the young Captain of Gondor absolutely ripping a heater gets more likes then @DustyDeevers is based and your post sucks.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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The @New_Christendom conference was amazing. I’m sad I had to leave tonight, but I shall return. Next year, with the whole family! God has blessed me greatly over this weekend. I’m returning home now to continue plodding on in building a Christian borough in Iowa. DEUS VULT!

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White Boy Summer.

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@jdunwell You will answer God one day for defending paganism over Christ. I fear for you. I wish you viewed God as holy and believed in submitting to Him in your office. It is evident you do not believe Christ is Lord over your office. Repent, I beg you!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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3 months

Federal Vision is not heresy.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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7 months

Merry Christmas! Grip it and Rip it! Christ is Lord! @canonpress

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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#whiteboysummer

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When those @New_Christendom conference sessions hit the public…

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Today is the Lord’s Day! It is also White Boy Summer! It is ALSO the day we celebrate the patriarchy! Patriarchy=Father rule. From henceforth, we shall refer to it no longer as “Father’s Day.” We shall refer to it as Patriarchy Day.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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3 months

Power outage? Time for the based kind of sermon prep.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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The state of twitter right now… Perfectly rational Christians:“I personally believe cultural Christianity, while having challenges, is far better than transing the children.” Response:

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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@HauntedCosmos_ Well thank you! I was debating on this one too 😂

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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6 months

The Texas border debacle is 100% a trap. The feds are begging for action from Texas. But with that said, I quote Gandalf. “‘We must walk open-eyed into that trap, with courage, but small hope for ourselves.” — The Return Of The King:

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Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. @GregAbbott_TX interpose. Secure the border. Arrest all who cut the wire.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

Riding in the car catching up on the #justthinkingpodcast . I look back and see my 9 month old son smiling and giggling as @VirgilWlkrOMAHA and @D_B_Harrison are laughing with each other. It hits me what a joy it will be to raise him listening to faithful men.

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@spanglermt Tell me you’ve never read “Voyage of the Dawn Treader” without telling you’ve never read “Voyage of the Dawn Treader.”

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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@ScottAniol is proving @PerfInjust ’s point. WASP have no place in our society. We are not allowed a people. Scott is agreeing with this AND in essence calling it good. The evangelical elite are not your friend.

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"We have no place of our own." Yes we do. It's called the Heavenly Jerusalem.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Enjoying a fire, cigar, and old fashioned as we usher in the Lord’s Day. May God be glorified.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

@realDailyWire My reaction to the #sexstrike as an orthodox Christian who believes what Scripture teaches. That sex is between one man and one woman, and is to be reserved for marriage and seen as a sacred union.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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The children of Christians are not pagans.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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9 months

Just got out of surgery donating my kidney for my 2 yo son. I am in pain but at least I have #nqn from @canonpress and @HauntedCosmos_ to listen to! Praise God!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

Taking our son the hospital across the state. It appears he has a fairly dangerous infection at his dialysis site. Please pray for healing, safe travels, and wisdom for the doctors.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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8 months

Caspian got released today! Praise God!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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1 year

Don’t worry guys. They aren’t grooming the kids.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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4 months

He is Risen!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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It was a rough day. Really no improvement in Caspian and the doctors made stupid mistakes that made things worse. Good thing the Lord is our comfort because without Him we would have none.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

I viscerally hate hearing people say “life is over when you have kids.” I didn’t know what a fulfilling life was until I had kids. They are a blessing from God.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 months

You know what time it is.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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8 months

I am blessed by all the love given over these past days. A special thank you to all those at Canon! If anyone swings into north central Iowa, hit me up. The bourbon will be ready, and I’ve got a pretty sweet new cigar lighter.

Canon Press

@canonpress

8 months

Everyone make sure to congratulate the winner of the Special Reserve Edition Flamethrower: @RevHansen1563 ! We are officially putting ice and snow and principality and power on notice in North Central Iowa. #GripItRipIt

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

@libsoftiktok When your phone auto corrects to “I’m taking the kids to meet Satan” instead of Santa

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 months

From online bros to real life friends. Honored to have met this bro. If you are not following what @haymes_joshua is doing, you need to be. Honored to be temporary roomies this weekend.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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@Brian_Sauve I will have you know that my two year old loves the Dragons record. He often asks “sing blue?” For the blue record or “sing drag” for sing dragon. He giggles and watches it go “round and round” every time I put it on. This is how we build Christendom, brothers.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Reminder: women can’t preach. Even today. Women “pastors” are neither godly nor faithful.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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It looks like Alfred the great is the third man on the couch. Very fitting.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

Woke Christians: You can’t say the Bible is clear on sexual ethics! The Bible is very ambiguous! It can mean almost anything. Also woke Christians: The Bible is extremely clear that we have to love everyone and never judge anyone.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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3 months

Israel is the evangelical golden calf. It would be ironic if it weren’t so horrific.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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This is your reminder that if Israel rebuilt the temple and began offering sacrifices, it would be an abomination. Christ is our perfect sacrifice. The church is the temple of God.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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The NCP conference has already been amazing. It’s so great meeting all the Twitter mutuals. @Eric_Conn blinked but @DanBerkholder is wide awake!

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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@ChristFirst11 1. You can lose your salvation. 2. God is not sovereign. 3. You have to speak in tongues to be a Christian. 4. You can teach the gift of prophesy. 5. I suffered health troubles because of my lack of faith. 6. Woman can be pastors. I could keep going but that’s probably enough.

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All the women of both sexes upset over @rightresponsem ’s talk at @New_Christendom watching @PerfInjust ’s talk now that they are all public

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@HauntedCosmos_ @Brian_Sauve @tompawnbadil

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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2 years

Sin is still wrong.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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7 months

Eric triggering all the pew feminists by simply quoting scripture is my favorite sport. I hope to join JV soon. 😂

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Man was made first. Woman was made from the man and for the man. Man was not made for woman. But woman was made for man. Man is the glory of God. Woman is the glory of man.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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@BenZeisloft Bring back public flogging for evil like this.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Squatted my body weight today. Christ is King. Train body and mind boys.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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1 year

Yet another reason to subscribe to canon plus! @canonpress @douglaswils

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@smashbaals I bet these people would complain if they had to sing a five verse hymn. The modern American church is beyond anemic.

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The talk from @PerfInjust was absolutely fantastic. Knocked it out of the park. Thank you sir.

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@ScottAniol If a brother or sister is poorly clothed and lacking in daily food, and one of you says to them, “Go in peace, be warmed and filled,” without giving them the things needed for the body, what good is that? So also faith by itself, if it does not have works, is dead. James 2:15-17

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9 months

I am checked out of the hospital! Hallelujah! Can’t see Caspian yet, but God willing I can soon.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Physiognomy check to the max right here.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Venison I shot, local beer, covenant family. We are so back, kings! 👑

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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We are so back! If you know, you know. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @canonpress

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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I’ve had many people try to concern bro me about @douglaswils or @canonpress in my time in the ministry. Folks like this are all bluster and no substance. And most of the time, they willfully misrepresent or outright lie. Doug and Canon are thoroughly orthodox and beneficial.

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If you’re a pastor for very long and you promote Doug Wilson, you will live to regret it. You’ve been warned. #thatdogwillbiteyou

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Seeing alot of “Moscow man bad” and concern bro-ing today. So let me just say, I like uncle Doug. Federal vision is not heresy. Moscow is doing wonderful work for the Lord. All the hate pretty much boils down to cowardice or lies.

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Cannot believe the comments here. My man is simply quoting Luke 16:18 and man he is catching heat. People lack even a base understanding of Scripture and it is sad.

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7 months

Whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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9 months

Hear me out…. What if Santa is real but he is a calvinist and therefore recognizes that everyone is naughty so that’s why he never actually delivers toys?

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This is a baller move. @canonpress I swear it wasn’t me, but I wish it was 😂

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2024 is here. Glory be to the Father, And to the Son, And to the Holy Ghost. As it was in the beginning, Is now and ever shall be. World without end. Amen, amen.

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Who are your favorite smaller reformed accounts? Under 1,000 followers. Bonus points if they are under 750 followers.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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FYI $10 a month for this kind of content is an amazing deal.

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What is Canon+ you ask?

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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I love how much people are losing their minds over this. Comedy gold.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Stephen Wolfe’s talk was absolutely stellar. I was looking back through my notes and still gleaned a lot. I highly encourage everyone to listen to all the talks as soon as they are published.

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It’s truly an honor to stand with these men. Great conference with the best people.

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Jolly just woke up on the based side of the bed.

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Do you know what is JUST as bad as Alistair Begg's view on attending an LGBTQ wedding? Pastors who either ignore or excuse away having church members who support the (D) party.

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Christ is King.

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Jonathan Hansen 🐗

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Just finished “in the house of Tom Bombadil” by @crwiley1962 . Loved it and was greatly encouraged by it. This whole book has the same feel as the few chapters we have on Bombadil. I highly recommend it! Thank you Mr. Wiley, this poor pastor was uplifted by your work.

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@Tcox1646 You’re not crazy. The 90’s it was what I would call “cute spooky.” Cartoon characters and everything orange. The early 00’s is was quirky spooky with wild colors. The late 00’s it got more grunge. Now it’s like as dirty and evil looking as possible.

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@ReformedLogic1 Praying for him. Dr. MacArthur is truly one of my hero’s of my faith. He has helped me grow in my faith more than I can say.

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Watching the video version of the latest @HauntedCosmos_ episode and @tompawnbadil shaved his beard?!?!?! What sorcery is this? Don’t get me wrong. You’re killing the mustache man, but woah. I’m in shock.

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As a semi young man who has been discouraged my entire life by our culture from being masculine (by the grace of God it hasn’t worked) I have decided to become even more rightwing.

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@PerfInjust

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For their whole lives, young men have seen only disgusting freaks praised and paraded around as victims. But they see this image, courage and victory captured, and a new possibility of being has opened before them. The future is rightwing.

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@YourCalvinist Pride after winning an argument is like strapping the rotting corpse of your enemy to your face. You will feel proud for a moment, until the corpse begins to rot. Then it will begin to stink and be repulsive. Do not be prideful. It may feel good for a moment, but then it stinks.

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We serve a wonderful God who loves beauty. This was His art show for us tonight. Hail to the King and Artist of the heavens.

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When it comes to the truth of Scripture: Be stubborn like Luther. Defend it like Alfred. 🐗

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Video proof of a ghost in our house! @HauntedCosmos_ @Brian_Sauve @tompawnbadil

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Watching episode two as I sit, recovering, waiting to see my sons. I am crying this is so beautiful. I pray God makes my boys godly men. I pray He uses me to teach them.

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To the great distress of their school teachers, our boys will one day be men. And if we don't teach the boys, the men won't know. Stream the "Future Men" Docuseries NOW at Canon+

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Under Christian Nationalism beef jerky will be affordable.

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May God grant our nation repentance and Christian princes to govern us.

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One of the best things from the @New_Christendom conference was when @Brian_Sauve told everyone that @tompawnbadil deserved applause every time he had the mic, so I and others decided to make it our entire personality, screaming “BEN GARRETT YEAH! Every time he said anything.

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Women cannot preach.

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Man. I wonder if @ExaminingMoscow knows all this. Dark stuff to be sure.

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The ladies who run @ExamingMoscow are doing their best to do the Lord's work, but it's obvious they are hampered in their efforts by a lack of good, quality information. This is clearly because they have never been close to the inner ring. 1/

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#NewProfilePic thanks to @NoshMuller

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@HwsEleutheroi @Brian_Sauve @bob_thebeliever My favorite thing is when people are terrified of debating Dr. White. It’s like, “HERE IS THIS BOLD STATEMENT!”… crap… I woke the White Dragon…

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I absolutely agree with Wolfe here. It is also worth pointing out that the phrase “New Testament Christianity” used like Owen is doing implies that the character of God has changed. It stinks of a king of antinomianism or Marcionism-light. (Credit to @nikthestorm for the term.)

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People like Owen seek to “crush” enemies, but they do it with passive-aggression, effeminate rhetoric, Jesus-Juking, and behind-the-scenes maneuvering. The more they criticize overt aggression, the more aggression they exert covertly.

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🧵 All churches should serve diet Mountain Dew at communion. Not because grape juice is sinful, but because putting a stumbling block before a weaker brother who struggles with addiction to sugar is sinful.

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All churches should serve juice at Communion. Not because wine is sinful, but because putting a stumbling block before a weaker brother is sinful. 👇

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