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DOOM

@RetardHumper

3 days

i think i am the gayest guy i know

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DOOM

@RetardHumper

6 months

I cant do this shit anymore im killing myself

DOOM

@RetardHumper

6 months

I ran out of food money so I have eat potato no cheese no sour cream microwaved for the next 4 days

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@RetardHumper

5 months

@subjugator1m I'm 12

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@RetardHumper

6 months

I ran out of food money so I have eat potato no cheese no sour cream microwaved for the next 4 days

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Girl at taco bell pressed a roach into my crunch wrap supreme and im not even mad shit was fire

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Happy trans day you guys To anyone who didn't know I am a "One of those" No shame unfollow if you have a problem with it transitioning has saved my life

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@RetardHumper

5 months

@maggotparadise I'm scared

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@RetardHumper

23 days

he always knows just what to say to me

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@RetardHumper

2 months

I JUST SUCKED DICK LETS GO HOLY SHIT

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I worked very hard on it

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I made a little friend

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@RetardHumper

6 months

I'm crying help oh my god this is so funny

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@RetardHumper

2 months

just realized im one year on testosterone now also over 100 lbs down i worked hard to get here and im really proud of my self :3

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Now this is crazy no shame a real person really tried this lol what the hell man

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Fucking girls is so overrated mcdoubles don't care if you hop on cod 30 seconds after finishing

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Listening to bladee in Costco and eating pizza

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@RetardHumper

5 months

He finally sounded for me ^__^ im winning

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@RetardHumper

5 months

What brand of cigarettes do I buy respond fast

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@RetardHumper

6 months

I'm a fat little faggot

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Heres a picture of my ugly freak cat odin

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Guess who just got a job (help im scared)

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@RetardHumper

5 months

my genintal is hard

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@RetardHumper

5 months

ive been tryinf to bend n shovemy penis into my butt for like an hour im so horny i think i might die

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@RetardHumper

4 months

goobye cruel world they are putting me down cause i wont stop humping things and crying im sory

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DOOM

@RetardHumper

20 days

Hello everybody say it back please Hi

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Tweeting about diarrhea at 7 in the morning and crying when I only get one like

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@RetardHumper

3 months

mogging this old bitch in line at cvs

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@RetardHumper

1 month

this just fell out of my ass hole

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@RetardHumper

1 month

Posing with a thousand dollars lol #SWAGG

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Rate my dinner

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@RetardHumper

2 months

im my own type i guess you guys are right

DOOM

@RetardHumper

2 months

should i go for it hes just my type

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I asked him what he was doing and he said "Talking to a cute boy😘" n ghe way i almost shit mtself thinking he was talking about some other guy. im so autistic

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@RetardHumper

5 months

DOOM

@RetardHumper

5 months

I'm hungry fuck it 1 am spegetti

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@RetardHumper

6 months

I'm so autistic I'm sorry

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@RetardHumper

6 months

I think you could really learn a thing or two from the magic of friendship

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@RetardHumper

4 months

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@RetardHumper

2 months

He came in me 😭 the condom fell off ohh my god

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@RetardHumper

5 months

i want a boyfriend that looks like he bathes in pizza grease id lick every inch of that acne ridden incel body with no hesitation i love immature nerds

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@RetardHumper

5 months

eating a rat dipped in mayonaise

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Losing my virginity in the garfield lasagna briefs

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@RetardHumper

5 months

my grandma bought me new shoes for work

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@RetardHumper

5 months

very proud of my shitty energy drink collection

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I love fucking smoking weed

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I draw furry art I just never talk about it cause I get spammed with people calling me gay for it if we are mutuals ill draw ur fursona in a sketch just dm me. I also do commissions

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Shooting myself in walmart to ruin everyones day and make the world a worse place

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Cleaned my room instead of killing myself big changes happening in the doom residence rn

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@RetardHumper

3 months

Being wet feels like having swamp ass but in the front

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@RetardHumper

5 months

my friend i met outside we arw playing with bugs

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@RetardHumper

2 months

his entire tummy was covered in my sweat and spit by the time i was done i edged him for 30 minutes and kept licking it after he came it was awesome he was whimpering and grabbing my head shaking n shit i think i did really good for having never even kissed a guy before

DOOM

@RetardHumper

2 months

I JUST SUCKED DICK LETS GO HOLY SHIT

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@RetardHumper

4 months

mutual tuesday how yall holding up??

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Prolapsing when i lose a game in overwatch

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I want to be suffocated by a fat girl so bad they are so hot im not even joking i know im gay and all but id go straight so fast for a fat emo bitch

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Just hit like 150lbs lost thats insane idk how im supposed to feel i worked so hard to get here

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I'm never posting a picture of a potato again

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@RetardHumper

6 months

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@RetardHumper

4 months

I laid off the drugs my tweets suck now kms

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@RetardHumper

2 months

getting big and fat

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I'm so scared of vaginas those things are crazy

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@RetardHumper

2 months

people ask me if im transgender at walmart while im just trying to buy my mom groceries and my gay guy friends get shit thrown at them all the time while they are at bars or downtown

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@RetardHumper

2 months

idaho is such a shit ass state do not come here

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Spontaneously prolapsing in a dollar tree

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@RetardHumper

3 months

Welcome to mcdonalds will you be using the mobile app today? NO!!!!!!! ok sir what can i get started for you

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@RetardHumper

1 month

90 days in this bitch x3

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@RetardHumper

6 months

My bathroom. Interior deign. Thoghts?.

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@RetardHumper

6 months

I made some cookies they don't look very good

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@RetardHumper

3 months

Ive sent over 40$ to cute guys today just cause, told my mom then sent her 50, Took my friends to pride snd bought them 40$ of subway Now im buy me a t shirt yay I love my job

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@RetardHumper

2 months

im coming out of the closet as fat im fat as fuck i love eating food and i dont want to be skinny

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@RetardHumper

2 months

it throwed up on me

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@RetardHumper

2 months

I love how soft my penis is im petting it

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@RetardHumper

5 months

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I fw weird mothrfuckers heavy if youre weird i love you keep being yourself that shit is great as long as youre not hurting anyone and just expressing yourself i think thats so awesome please dont let people get you feeling down for being diffrent

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Eating good tonight mushrooms with garlic and butter, cesar salad and strawberries w cigarettes

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@RetardHumper

2 months

AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH HELPP ME HELP MEEE

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@RetardHumper

6 months

Shitposting is a dying art dont give up the more hate you get the better you are doing

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Im autistic and ready to fuck please email me

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@RetardHumper

2 months

at the drs office seeing if im pregernat

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Note for my boss does this look okay? please let me know im nervous to give her it but i really want to thank her im so greatful to have a job

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@RetardHumper

2 months

everbody is so mean to me

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@RetardHumper

5 months

is it normal to smoke 8 packs in 27 days....

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Ok I got Marlboro reds babys first cig I'm such a loser my day was so bad I need to shorten my lifespan as soon as humanly possible

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@RetardHumper

3 months

sorry your dad died but can we PLEASE fuck

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@RetardHumper

6 months

He likes the car but it started raining and he got scared of the window wipers poor guy

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@RetardHumper

5 months

There was this guy at the psychward with down syndrome and we told him what a blowjob was and he started asking every single person there for one and we had to make him stop

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Getting post nut clarify so bad from fucking a raw chicken breast that I shoot myself and die

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@RetardHumper

3 months

Guy friend coming over tonight he wants to play doom and i want to fuck im gonna cry

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@RetardHumper

4 months

Im so proud of myself ive been working my ass off and getting so many really important and hard things done it would be so easy for me to just stay in bed and rot my depression is really bad but im not letting it control me or ruin my life anymore i want more than this

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@RetardHumper

3 months

i dont feel anything

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@RetardHumper

3 months

eating frozen shrimp in the bath tub

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@RetardHumper

5 months

i am going to suck a real penis

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@RetardHumper

2 months

mexican guy came into my work with a full dragon ball sleeve on both arms he inspired this tweet i love him so much that guys so cool

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@RetardHumper

2 months

i really love mexican people like a lot i could cry

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@RetardHumper

5 months

If im a still a virgin by the end of this year im killing myself i actually cant to do this much longer i dont even need to get fucked i just want to touch a guy and drool i think boys are so cute and perfect i just wanna feel one up ONCE

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@RetardHumper

3 months

ive spent hours deciding what im gonna spend my paycheck on and i think this is it its gonna look sick with my addidas backpack too

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@RetardHumper

5 months

Gay guy with a vagina Lol

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I make flan ^___^

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@RetardHumper

3 months

I make my familly steak burritos tonight

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@RetardHumper

2 months

How i sleep knowing im a huge slut (sucked 1 penis)

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@RetardHumper

5 months

someone please buy me a bong lmao

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@RetardHumper

2 months

i Am ready To fuck Again i take it all Back

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I know I have a lot of new followers who shitpost and like making fun of lgbtq and I just don't agree with that I hope anyone who hates someone for simply being themselves and hurting no one unfollows me. I dont get or fw that mentality everyone deserves love. I'm a safe space.

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@RetardHumper

5 months

I'm playing with my ass right now

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@RetardHumper

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