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@RScowler
@NormanBrennan
Opposite.. dogs don’t ‘get’ like this.. they ‘are’ like this.. it is their natural instinct to react like this.. its up to humans to train them.. if they can’t, then they shouldn’t be allowed to own them.. end of
BREAKING NEWS!
Uncle Alberts DIOMYX have teamed up to become official distributors of BDX Release Lubricant!
SO TO CELEBRATE ITS COMPETITION TIME!!!
Enter our FREE PRIZE DRAW to win a Can of BDX and 500ml of DIOWAX 4in1 Carnauba Wax Polish!
- Follow
- Like
- Repost
winner
ITS A WORLD FAMOUS UNCLE ALBERT DIOMYX PRZE DRAW!
You Can Win;
-500ml DIOWAX 4in1
-400ml BDX Lubricant
-DIOMYX BDX T Shirt
To enter;
-Follow
-Like
-Repost
-Reply to this tweet with your Size T Shirt
Drawn next friday ...GOOD LUCK!
ITS FREEBIE TIME...
DIOMYX Valeting Products in conjunction with
@ProBikeUK
we are giving away this 3 piece prize comprising;
- TRAVEL MUG
- EXCLUSIVE PROBIKE/DIOMYX CAP
- 500ml BRAND NEW DIOWAX 4in1 CARNAUBA WAX
to enter simply FOLLOW, LIKE, RETWEET
GOOD LUCK!
@MetPoliceEvents
I think I speak for a lot of ordinary working people just wanting to go about their business without being delayed any more than they need to.. READ THE ROOM... rather than engaging in removing the protestors today they were stood chatting until the fella started to move them...
just spoke to the Director of the Scaffolding firm (PKS Scaffolding Essex) these lads work for... they are just a small family firm losing thousands because their lads are being held up ny these numpties.. they are getting loads of negative phone calls and now getting bad Google
UNCLE ALBERTS FREEBIE COMPETITION TIME..!
WIN THIS DIOMYX PRO VALETING KIT WITH TOOL TROLLEY IN THIS FREE TO ENTER COMPETITION!
TO ENTER;
-FOLLOW
-LIKE
-RETWEET
-then go to the weblink below and follow the instructions on the page
drawn this weekend
Good news today on the health front so how’s about a little WORLD FAMOUS UNCLE ALBERT DIOMYX CLEANING STUFF GIVEAWAY..!
Win a FREE DIOMYX Pro Valeting Starter Kit
-Follow
-Like
-Retweet
(One winner drawn Friday 28th Jan)
Morning folks… it’s UNCLE ALBERTS WORLD FAMOUS COMPETITION time
Win this fantastic Valeting Kit with TOOL TROLLEY (we talkin’ a 4 figure sum prize here £12.76)
To enter:
Like
Retweet
Then go to our home page and follow the instructions on the video
@ActivePatriotUK
Shouldn’t be too difficult to find.. Eastwood is 99.999999% white.. coppers need to find him before the locals do.. there’s one or two tasty feckers in that neck of the woods that wouldn’t think twice about slinging him down an old mineshaft..!
@NormanBrennan
Someone at the top in Fujitsu/Horizon and the Post Office needs to see jail time.. along with FULL compensation for every victim paid out of the Post Office / Fujitsu coffer.. this is a crime of the highest order.. imagine losing your home, business and savings because of a
ITS HERE...
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS DIOMYX BUMPER-KEEP-WARM-THIS-WINTER FREE PRIZE DRAW!
WIN THESE...
-DIOMYX PRO VALET CLEANING KIT
-EXCLUSIVE DIOMYX JACKET or HOODIE
-EXCLUSIVE DIOMYX BEANIE HAT or CAP
-follow
-like
-quote retweet
#teamDIOMYX
drawn Sunday 17/10/21
GOOD LUCK!
SO HERE WE GO...
its the first WORLD FAMOUS UNCLE ALBERT FREE PRIZE DRAW OF 2024
you can win
- 500ml DIOWAX 4in1 DETAILER WAX POLISH SPRAY
- 400ml CAN OF BDX RELEASE SPRAY
- T SHIRT WITH YOUR CHOSEN MOTOR/BIKE LOGO DESIGN
to enter
- FOLLOW
- LIKE
- QUOTE REPOST with the
Seeing the death of the Queen is certainly bringing out both the best and the worst of humanity on Social Media..
May you disrespectful bastards (and that’s all you are) just rot in hell.
Thank you Ma’am… Rest in Peace
(Doffs cap in respect)
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS DIOMYX COMPETITION TIME
Win one of these high quality STAINLESS STEEL VACUUM Drinking Bottle emblazoned with THE LOGO OF YOUR FAVOURITE MOTOR PLUS a 500ml of NEW FORMULA DIOWAX 4in1 Wax Polish
TO ENTER
-Follow
-Like
-Retweet
-Reply with the logo you’d like on
LOST LAPTOP UPDATE: thank you to everyone who retweeted... it was handed in the BTPolice
£800 laptop and £240 cash... all untouched
Faith in humanity restored!
OOH HELLO…!
…its the WORLD FAMOUS Uncle Albert DIOMYX VALETING Free Prize Draw
Who’s in?
Apparently that
@elonmusk
is in on this one as he’s a bit skint after paying 44squillion quids for Twitter..!
SILLY BASTERD… I go on it for free!!
TO ENTER Follow, Like & Retweet
GOOOOOD MORNIN TO ALL OUR LOVELY PETROLHEADS AND DIESEL SNIFFERS...!
FANCY A BARGAIN ON CLEANING & BDX LUBRICATING??
Its an uncle albert world famous EASTER 20% OFF DISCOUNT SPECIAL...
PLUS: if you LIKE and REPOST this Tweet, one lucky winner will received 500ml DIOWAX 4in1
ITS THE WORLD FAMOUS 'BOLLARKS TO VALENTINES DAY UNCLE ALBERT FREE DIOMYX / BDX BUNDLE' PRIZE DRAW
WIN:
-400ml AEROSOL BDX LUBE
-500ml NEW DIOWAX CLEAN & WAX SPRAY
-T SHIRT WITH ANY VEHICLE BRAND
TO ENTER:
-FOLLOW
-LIKE
-REPOST
-REPLY WITH THE VEHICLE LOGO YOU'D LIKE ON YOUR T
@simonharris_mbd
W3W should be pitching to eBay / Amazon etc to make it part of the ordering process ..
surprised Bezos hasn’t bought them & adopted it as part of the ordering system
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS LOCKERDOWN SATURDAY COMPETITION TIME!
WIN THREE OF THE ITEMS OF YOUR CHOICE;
DIOMYX Valeting Kit
DIOMYX Pengy Kit
5 Litre Diowax 4in1 + PENGY SPRAYER
PENGY Soft Toy
DIOMYX Beanie
- FOLLOW
- LIKE
- RETWEET with
#teamDIOMYXPengy
DRAWN AT 6pm TONIGHT
GO!!
JUST PUBLISHED!!!
Receive your FREE DIOMYX Spring 2022 Catalogue and get AUTOMATICALLY entered into our FREE PRIZE DRAW to win FREE DIOMYX Pro Vehicle Cleaning Valeting Products
go to to enter for free STUFF...
PRIZE DRAW
mornin folks.... to celebrate the passing (and indeed the resurrection) of the Lord Jeez Christ we will be giving top notch DIOMYX valeting stuff away this coming weekend
lets start as we mean to go on..
first off A FREE VALETING KIT WORTH £25.00
-LIKE
-RETWEET
FREEBIE TIME..!
DIOMYX Valeting in conjunction with THE MOTOR BIKE FORUM
@UKBikerforum
we are giving away this 3 piece prize comprising;
- TRAVEL MUG
- EXCLUSIVE TMBF/DIOMYX CAP
- 500ml BRAND NEW DIOWAX 4in1 CARNAUBA WAX
to enter simply FOLLOW (us and them) LIKE, RETWEET
ITS THE WORLD FAMOUS UNCLE ALBERTS DIOMYX FREEBIE PRIZE DRAW..
You can win
- a FREE bottle of DIOWAX 4in1
- a FREE Baseball Cap
To enter;
- Follow / Like / Retweet
- Reply with which Cap you’d like to win
GOOOOOOOOOO!
(Closes Friday 19th May)
FREEBIE TIME!!!!
WORLD FAMOUS WEDNESDAY DIOMYX UNCLE ALBERT PRIZE DRAW
2 DIOMYX TRAVEL MUGS TO GIVE AWAY
The winners can choose either the DIOMYX LOGO and/or THEIR OWN design printed on one side
Drawn later today.. to enter:
-follow
-like
-retweet
Morning everyone .. uncle Albert here..
It’s not often I post personal family stuff on here and rarely ask my followers for something without at least giving away a prize or two, but this time I genuinely need your help..
Our lovely daughter Natalia is having a terrible time..
3,599 followers.. ONE NEW follower from the next 10 receives a DIOMYX valeting kit and FREE Merch…
-Follow
-Like
-Retweet
-Tag a mate and you BOTH win free stuff! (
@a
follower)
GO!
RIGHT THEN ...UNCLE ALBERTS ITS-RIGHT-DEPRESSING THE-WEATHERS-SHITE WE-CANT-GO-ANYWHERE LOCKERDOWN FREE PRIZE DRAW!!
WIN ANY THREE OF THE PRIZES IN THE IMAGE OF YOUR CHOICE!!
To Enter;
-FOLLOW
-LIKE
-TAG A FRIEND
-RETWEET quoting
#teamDIOMYX
ONE WINNER TAKES ALL!
Drawn 9/2/21
COMPETITION TIME!
Its Uncle Alberts World Famous Prize Draw
Win this FREE DIOMYX Valeting Bundle with FREE DioPol Polish worth over 3 million Ghanain quids
All you have to do is
- FOLLOW
- LIKE
- RETWEET quote
#teamDIOMYX
Drawn this friday..GET IN!
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS WORLD FAMOUS FREEBIE COMPETITION TIME..!
We have yet ANOTHER DIOMYX Pro Valeting Kit - play the video!
GREAT XMAS GIFT!!
GUESS THE NUMBER OF BOTTLES ON THE ORDER (it’s in the Thousands)
-Follow
-Like
-Quote Tweet your guess
First to hit the number wins..
ITS FRIDAY ...! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS DONTCHA...!!
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS DIOMYX WEEKEND MEGA GIVEAWAY THINGY!!!
Win
- a Can of BULLDOG BDX Lubricant
- a 500ml DIOWAX 4in1
- a DIOMYX/BDX HOODIE + YOUR LOGO OF CHOICE
To enter
- FOLLOW
- LIKE
- QUOTE REPOST WITH YOUR CHOICE OF
ITS FRIDAY…!
You know what that means dontcha!!!
It’s the UNCLE ALBERT FREEBIE PRIZE DRAW BUNDLE!!!
- HOODIE
- SnapBack CAP
- 400ml BDX LUBE
- 500ml DIOWAX 4in1
Watch the vid (sound up)
To win:
LIKE and REQUOTE the with LOGO or NAME you’d like on the right hand of the front
To celebrate our 3400 follower count we will gift a bottle of our NEW FORMULA DIOWAX 4in1 Carnauba Wax Detailer Spray to one follower who retweets this tweet..
We’ll draw it tomorrow (Sunday)
Thanks all ..
Uncle Albert
Use EASTER25 code at
ITS HERE! 🐧
UNCLE ALBERTS DIOMYX FREEBIE PRIZE DRAW!
TO CELEBRATE OUR BRAND UPGRADE YOU CAN WIN THE NEW 'SUPREME' PROFESSIONAL 1 LITRE VALETING BUNDLE + NEW ACCESSORIES
ENTER OUR PRIZE DRAW!
-FOLLOW
-LIKE
-RETWEET quoting
#teamDIOMYX
-TAG A FRIEND
GO!!
Right then .. who wants FREE VALETING STUFF and AUTO BRANDED MERCH?!?
FREE PRIZE DRAW THIS WEEKEND..
-Follow
-Like
-Retweet
..and visit
and subscribe with your email
A small video tribute to
@DazzaGibbo8
.. Twitter Trucker and a lovely fella who lost his life last week..
Always took the time to contribute with positivity and good banter..
RIP Dazza..
you be sadly missed mate x
🏆🏆OOH HELLO..!🏆🏆
ITS A WORLD FAMOUS UNCLE ALBERT DIOMYX PRIZE DRAW….!
Who wants FREE STUFF?
Knackerbags to the cold weather..!
Keep yourself warm with of these quality SNAP-BACK CAP & (hot & cold) DRINK FLASK with your favourite Motor/Bike logo
To enter
- Follow
- Like
MORNIN' PEOPLE...!
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS WORLD FAMOUS 'GUESS THE AMOUNT OF CLOTHS IN THE BOXES' COMPETITION
WIN 2 GIFTS OF YOUR CHOICE
TO ENTER
-FOLLOW
-LIKE
-RETWEET quoting
#teamDIOMYX
-ENTER THE TOTAL HOW MANY CLOTHS ARE IN THE BOXES
GO!
ends 20.02.21
NOW THEN YOU DIRTY TRUCKERS!
ITS the DIOMYX
#HaveADrinkOnUs
COMPETITION TIME
We have 3 YES THREE Lymm Truck Wash / DIOMYX drinking vessels and 500ml of DIOWAX 4in1 to give away...
the enter;
FOLLOW
LIKE
RETWEET
to qualify you MUST COLLECT YOUR PRIZE from
@LymmTruckWash
GO!
ITS UNCLE ALBERTS PRIZE DRAW!
-500ml DIOWAX 4in1
-400ml Can of BULLDOG BDX
-FREE T SHIRT with Logo of YOUR CHOICE
To enter
-Follow
-Like
-Retweet
-Get me a new follower
The new follower wins a DIOMYX Pro Valeting Kit
Drawn this Sunday night!!
Big Re-Launch of our new and improved DIOWAX 4in1 CARNAUBA WAX POLISH planned for March 2023...
MEGA PRIZES for Motorists, Bikers Truckers, Agricultural & not forgetting Earth Movers...!
visit for more info
please follow, like and retweet for a freebie!