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I like feet. I'd probably commit crimes if paid with enough chicken nuggets.

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@rinachan I heard you like JJBA, but what about JJBA memes?
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@LookAtMyMeat1 So now Vi and Jinx being sisters is canon? Interesting...
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@PH0ENIXOXO That's a very Asuka thing to say
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@GwentBro "I did it mom, I reached the top"
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@DelusionPosting Are we really going to pretend that nobody ever said "not all spiders bite" or "they are more scared of you than you are of them"?
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@_rawrell Well, the costume looks good?
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@ChiseHatoriChad It's a shame that the account posting the 2B zips shut down, but mad lad oomfie really was following it
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@OrdinaryGamers You can see that it's a game because the hood looks like a perfect mirror. Even if it was polish like hell the rain would form drops and lines
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@BigViberTM @noquestiondark @Dogfacedog_DFD It would win "best fantasy animation" award.
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@greentexts_bot "projectiles get stuck inside" Yeah, that's kinda literally their job
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@hayasaka_aryan >"western animation and American anime" >Cyberpunk Edgerunners
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@LookAtMyMeat1 "that's racist" Ma'am, you literally built a machine that can show you that it's his ancestor. How can he be racist to his own ancestor.
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@Vipassaana @Whatapityonyou God, this bullshit. It hurts my eyes and brain. Predator drones don't have internal bomb bay, their ordinance is carried under their wings.
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@Alex68246882 @DenisFlores1610 @raphousetv2 People who aren't on Twitter won't even see this picture, you coconut
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@mrlordsaif @MollyTheGoblin If they have legs like that they can haunt me all day long
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@Bolverk15 Nah, Hague will be when they release official porn.
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@bigslazboy @ShitpostRock Funny you'd say that when your infrastructure doesn't even acknowledge your existence
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@ScrapsOfGhost @xbox_awesome Dude achieved Ultra Cum Chalice and became a god.
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@mfnrossiya I can confirm, I just saw Putin paragliding over my house and dropping nukes.
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@The_sigma_fem She looks the same in both pictures
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@khyleri A hanger? What you gonna do with that, late abortion?
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@FBScienceSub Do these people think you need to hook up a giant antenna straight to the microphone when calling a cell phone with a stationary phone? Or do they think you need a single wire going directly between two phones? Literally how do they think phones work?
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@Your_UIU_Agent @DelusionPosting What do you mean? It's right in the name! They wouldn't lie to us, right?
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@thermitefan @DylanTop5 Took me a full minute to realize that half of the bio isn't in Spanish.
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@midobunny That's why Teto > Miku
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@bitcoin4bernie @DannoAfterDark @YoItsKat4 @DynamoSuperX @Bruhhhub It shouldn't, a modern charger will only provide as much as the device requests.
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@TheSoleWitness @incelReplies Bro, if someone on the internet tells you they are ten they 100% aren't ten. If they were ten they would say they are 16 or something.
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@EddieOuille5 @allegedlybren @oldgreg4 @TheCalamityCarl Golfing's important. Very important. When he was young he was the best golfist in the history of golf, maybe ever. He's still good. Very good. The best.
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@RedHotBlaziken This can't be a real account
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@Israel Sir/Ma'am, are you aware that "war" was also an option?
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@turboyatekomo @ExplosionMage_J @mrfeelswildride Only a weakling is afraid to get hurt. A real Chad takes a direct hit from the poisoned sword and uses poison resistance only to make the fight longer
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@Earth_Updates @RosannaPansino Please stick to your gimmick
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@JoshuaDone @greentexts_bot But they won't, because nobody's going to go and tell the justice system how much money they are making off of the cash put inside a stripper's panties.
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@JimLawrence85 @TheWapplehouse Ok, still though: why is nobody asking why Vanity Fair invited her?
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@SuspectFed I hope they fell for the bait.
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@ShitpostRock I'm not gonna lie, no matter how you try, you can't successful apply any part of Hazbin Hotel logic to real life. Daughter of Lucifer who want to demolish what her father built, but at the same time hell looks like a better option than heaven?
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@Sr466Sr @GunCorky @AndyMiklucky @JakeSucky @Guel215 Yeah dude, this game will kill CoD, sure. Battlefield didn't kill CoD, Arma didn't kill CoD, Rainbow 6 didn't kill CoD, Frontlines: Fuel of War didn't kill CoD, Crossfire didn't kill CoD, Medal of Honor didn't kill CoD, Enlisted didn't kill CoD, Counter-Strike didn't kill CoD...
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@NoContextArkn They all think they are PGR
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@yoracrab Should've called him a choomfie instead
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@lsnellmandude @CrusaderLewd One character said "LGBT"
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@Nitefyre443 @GwentBro Before anyone asks: yes, that means Saburo is a good boy and worships his dommy mommy every night. He created Soulkiller just so he can experience a femdom simulator for all eternity
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@InternetH0F That's one sub per minute, I'm surprised they didn't tell her to come back in 3 to 5 business days
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@greentexts_bot Anon has 35 months of life left.
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@B1iz4rd I hope he takes more risks because damn, looks like someone forgot to tell her underwear exists
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@Dust_Man_Cometh @Bolverk15 They think 2077 isn't about characters fighting the status quo even though Johnny is hellbent on destroying the status quo by literally nuking the guys in charge, so it's not surprising they don't get something a bit more elaborate.
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@fSFCFranks @OrwellNGoode @AnnCoulter We're not "triggered" because a "symbol of hate" is removed. We're "triggered" because you reached a point where you can call anything racist and get it removed, even a rock, and nobody questions it. And then you wonder why people don't trust you when you point out real racism.
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@YuiTheSchizo @ChiseHatoriFan Shinzo Abe's hopes and dreams
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@WeeklyPolis @moonlit_misfit You're about to receive a list of literally everything, from minor car accidents to natural disasters and solar flares.
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@OpiumCrow @8bitScientist @image_origins You expected him to do a 5 years long research on ants to expain a random ass meme?
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@suddenoutbreak @devilad__ @LLsunflower "If i wanted exposure I'd be flashing my dick at bus stops"
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@mewlett @SYACVG It's still there, among "hot content" and "don't drink battery acid", and many other things meant to protect the manufacturer from a lawsuit. If that warning doesn't stop you it means you either know what you're doing, or nothing short of welding it shut would stop you.
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@chiefhobblefuck @GalbinusCaeli @embeeonhere Or the job offer says they pay "up to X" but it turns out that the base is 1/2X and the rest is optional bonuses you may or may not get, depending on multiple factors, some of them independent of your work. Or X a salary you may get after 10 years. Maybe.
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@yoracrab @PatriotRenegade Short circuit his ass, choomfie
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@GoodReddit This sucks about reddit, a lot of porn addicts can't spend 5 seconds to check if they are posting in a relevant subreddit.
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@uncledoomer Bro heard about sacrificial anodes and went "hey what if I cut costs by making the hull itself the sacrificial anode?"
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@Nitefyre443 @GwentBro Nah, the more dominant someone is in public the more submissive they are in bed. So she's more of a "harder daddy" kind of girl
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@Pettan_Enjoyer @ShitpostRock You don't get it, you just have to get the 50 different DLCs, each available on steam for mere 20 bucks, for the proper, fun experience! Yes, it is very important to pay 20 bucks just so you can have a day/night cycle in your city builder!
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@finnagostoopid @immattculant_ @jolly__goodshow @DaisukeSugino @UnicyclesWill I think I'm starting to realize why insulin and medical care in general is so expensive in USA. You guys are basically begging to be ripped off.
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@tulpapilled Nugget maxxing
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@TheMadWolf6 @OrwellNGoode You mean "don't continue to use website because the 'disable AdBlock' popup covers everything"
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@junkballthree @LookAtMyMeat1 Better to not release anything new than release Skyrim for the 6th time.
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@BlueFolf @corytheyote If you didn't try to get an attorney how do you know you need a thousand dollars?
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@ShitpostRock @hermitcel Well duh, a femcel won't overheat your PC
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@ERitAbLe @DerAmiDerReist @OlivasAceite @DudespostingWs If your only proof of it being genuine is a mark on the horn then I'm not buying it. Nothing is stopping you from simply making the same mark on hundreds of fake horns.
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@greentexts_bot Imagine getting feet pics from a girl and seeing her go mad when you ask if she likes anal. "Oh are my feet not good enough???"
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@PerfectusPrime @tulpapilled Your friend when I drop him off of a bridge (I'm just putting him in a situation where he might die)
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@DanAncona @LizzieCosmos It's pretty simple. You have 5 bucks and want to watch a movie. Do you: A) buy it for 10 bucks? B) rent it for 5 bucks?
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@ExplosionMage_J @mrfeelswildride *meets a boss with high poison damage* "ok, I'll just equip my ring of poison resistance, which the algorithm didn't equip before because it has only 1 def- aw shit" Don't let a dumb script screw you over, man.
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@beers70285711 @Stone_tossers Ok, we disqualified one, what about the other two?
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@trevor08v @TheKalebFish My brother in Christ we can literally see the screenshots of the conversation, why are you lying.
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@PMN_2_Landmine @autixcx Yeah, fun fact: kids don't really care about age limits.
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@NazrinRat She's so cute
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Funny how both sides show super popular trendy anime
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This also explains the sudden increase of weirdos in the Anime community
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@Bolverk15 @Rights4Zombiez Do you see any drones monitoring the traffic?
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@ILovesTheDiff @EddieOuille5 @allegedlybren @oldgreg4 @TheCalamityCarl He may go down as the worst president in the history of USA, but at least he will go down as a meme
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@Uialven_1 @shoe0nhead I mean, it kinda makes sense. Roads are designed to be used by people with eyes. Radar can't see signs or traffic lights
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@TheFreePouel @SaltyFrenchBoi Cancer is going to be the best case scenario tbh
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@DavidRLinn @visegrad24 Ok, but, like, let's be objective here. Nobody said they did all of that before the water was cut off. Or that these are main water pipes and not some old unused stuff. Or just propaganda video to make them look more McGyver-y
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@bgoodie311 @OrdinaryGamers I'm pretty sure hoods that don't look like someone spent 7 years polishing it date as far back as Need for Speed Underground at least
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@phoenixlokis @LookAtMyMeat1 Oh hell nah. Everyone thought so, but Riot was always like "no they aren't sisters"
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@Sr466Sr @GunCorky @AndyMiklucky @JakeSucky @Guel215 But this game, oh this game will! I literally just went onto steam to check out the number of CoD players and the games aren't even there. They are gone. I couldn't find a single... Single... Wait, what game were we talking about? It seems it was deleted from my memory
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@hayasaka_aryan To be fair, Loki being as much about Loki as it is about Sylvie makes sense, since, well... They are both Loki.
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@AgreeingBook13 @DelusionPosting Because all they know about Japan is that it's where hentai is made, therefore when they think of someone going to Japan they can't imagine someone doing it for a reason different than porn
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@yung_camcorder @GreenTextRepost Because if you're vague and the person actually lost it they will say "oh yeah I lost my wallet", if they say anything else it's safe to assume it's not theirs. But if you ask "did you lose your wallet" they don't have to guess, just say "yes"
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@Tanookicatoon @SleepyEbbie @botaniccal Brothers in arms, comrades in streets, lovers in bed
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@TerribleMaps To be fair community notes didn't say it's a bad terrible map, they just added context... That explains why it's a terrible map.
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@GuroTenshi @greentexts_bot Yeah, sounds like it was some kind of a pedophilic fantasy and not something that actually happened.
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