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life is short… enjoy that mofo! #Aviation ✈️ #Sports 🏈⚾️🏀🏒 #Outdoors ⛺️ #DIY 🔨

California, USA
Joined April 2024
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Anyone else still cut the plastic soda holders before throwing away ?
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@Carissa1177 This is insane !
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@RedBeard_805
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When one cup of coffee isn’t enough 😂
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Happy Friday! Weekend , let’s goooo!
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Happy Sunday ! 🏈🏈🏈 ☕️☕️☕️
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@NatashaCL7 Beautiful
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Mistakes were made…
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Check out my six-pack ✈️ 🤣
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Coffeeee
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@NatashaCL7 Very nice !
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Happy Sunday y’all !
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@CTOTHELOS77 (A) should be a crime
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Kid me : I can’t wait to be an adult so I can stay up as late as I want! Adult me: goes to bed at 9:30
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@RedBeard_805
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2 months
Who wants some of this peanut butter and chocolate Reese’s pie I made ?
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@Br0wn_Ey3d_Girl Happy Birthday !
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@RedBeard_805
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2 months
My kiddo is 24 today!!! How did this happen?!? ⏰⏰⏰
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3 months
Content available … 😂
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Might mess around and eat a bowl of captain crunch …I’ve been meaning to resurface the roof of my mouth anyway
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4 months
@duchess_banana I have a strong pull out game 😂😂😂
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@ChocolateTipsy That’s great!
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New sink , new faucet , new garbage disposal , new plumbing and new dishwasher ✅ 👨‍🔧
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@RedBeard_805
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I tried to turn these lights off for 20 mins… tried every single combination of switches… then I realized they are skylights 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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One day until Friday !
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@frecklequeen45 🔥🔥🔥
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The boy and I going to pick up breakfast and ☕️
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@RedBeard_805
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Never trust a person who doesn’t use Dark Mode on their browsers
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@RedBeard_805
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Renovation time
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Daughter (24) to me: Dad, I know what I want for Christmas … Me: what’s that ? Her: for you to pay the deposit on a new apartment I want to move to Me: How much is that ? Her: only like $2200 FML 🤦‍♂️ 😂
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@LadyCheri1 Is that a Fitbit you wear or ?
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Today is a holiday , so I am getting paid to clean my own house…
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Hot pockets … cook on high for one minute, let cool 21 years
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Let’s keep the food p*rn going!
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3 months
Late night pup-cup for the boy!
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@kenzianidiot I remember you posting one before … l still say that he needs a podcast !
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@frecklequeen45 Happy Mother’s Day , beautiful ! Enjoy your day 🌹
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@NatashaCL7 As it should be
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@kimmee22 Same here! 😜😂
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@JenJJams That’s great ! Thanks!
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I’ve been using the same Deodorant since like 1990 😂😂😂 I guess if it’s not broken , don’t fix it.
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Hot pockets … cook on high for 1 minute, let cool for 27 years
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Candy corn is the Nickelback of candy
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Todays project … getting a unit ready for a new tenant
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Guy Fieri probably calls going down on his wife “going to flavor town” 😜
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What did the big tomato say to the little tomato ? Ketchup 😂😂😂
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Todays afternoon project … new closet rails and doors
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@kimmee22 Good morning !
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@RedBeard_805
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When you’re out of notebook paper 😂
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Anybody else use their cellphone flash light to navigate around the house like you are Indiana Jones, when there is a light switch 2 feet away?
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How bad is my chicken scratch out of a 1-10 ? … 10 being the worst
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Let’s goooo!
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@Br0wn_Ey3d_Girl That’s a crazy cool Mirror
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The boy has it ruff 😂
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Coffee and pup cup run
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Dinner
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@thismouththo420 🔥🔥🔥
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Pro tip … make her laugh !
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Project of the day! 🪚🔨🪛
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Captain Toby ✈️
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@Shel985 Hell ya
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 If I was the pilot of the flight , I’d shut down that number one engine , declare an emergency , descend down to 20,000 feet and land at the nearest airport safely.
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Project of the day(s) … replacing 6 BBQ’s 🥩🥩🥩
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@duchess_banana That shit should be charging on your night stand every night . Phone , watch, vibrator .
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The iPhone is NOT meant for large hands … I go to type “hey” and it comes out ‘geveheudueje’
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ADD? Mayyyybeeee… NFL, MLB and PS5 😂
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Me : where are my shades ? 🤦‍♂️
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Apparently I’m a lumberjack 🪓
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I’m so dumb! I tried to shut off these lights for like 10 mins … trying different combinations of switches… Turns out they are skylights 😂
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Never commit a crime after eating Cheetos …
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Anyone else steal batteries from one remote to put into another remote ?
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@IllyNOTLilly Me but with a soda can
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Haha!
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@mangungutya For sure!
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Toby knows how to spend a Sunday afternoon!
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The iPhone keypad is definitely NOT made for big hands … I go to type “hey” and it comes out “vevehdhdue”
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Sunday night cuddles with the boy
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@Purpl0704 Happy Birthday!
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Bucket list 1. Get to Canada to get some mother F’ing Poutine ! End list
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Can we talk about those receipts at CVS? Woah !
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Hand sanitizer …AKA cut detector
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@jasmindear_ You know he is crushing it , when even @colincowherd said he underestimated him.
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I love fucking with spammers
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With the cost of food these days , the 5 second rule , is now the 20 second rule
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