Mr. Achilles @RealisAchilles Twitter profile

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

4 years

A good heart never goes out of style.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@SallyMayweather

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Mr. Achilles

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3 months

Do women still like men who are affectionate and lovey dovey or nah? Please say yes.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@JackPosobiec

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@libsoftiktok Seems like a very stable individual.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

@Antman0528 Doing this while driving a Mercedes unreal

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@JackPosobiec That’s because they’re all the same

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Mr. Achilles

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8 months

You don’t need antidepressants you need rough sex on the regular.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

I’m attracted to old souls like mine.

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Mr. Achilles

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6 months

Is this true?

Fact

@Fact

6 months

Being called "Baby" has a positive effect on the female brain, causing instant emotional stress relief.

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Mr. Achilles

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4 years

Do women still dote over their man? Asking for me because that would be really nice to have right about now and forever.

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Mr. Achilles

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4 years

What essential oil helps her stfu?

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@JesseKellyDC That’s precisely the reason why our founders required congress to declare war before we actually engaged in one. But of course, that doesn’t matter nowadays, much like most of our constitution.

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Mr. Achilles

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4 years

When I was growing up, we’d leave the phone off the hook to block people.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 months

Your naked body pressed against mine while we kiss deeply is all the therapy I need.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

Nobody owes you a damn thing. If you approach life this way and understand it's true meaning, you'll do just fine.

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Mr. Achilles

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6 months

Spend the rest of our lives worshipping each other sexually and spiritually here yes or no???

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@libsoftiktok “The kids are alright” Umm, no the fuck they’re not.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

@libsoftiktok

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

3 years

Nerdy girls with glasses who are kinky af keep that shit up, we appreciate you.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 months

To the 6 people that still read my tweets and don’t have me muted, I ❤️ you

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Mr. Achilles

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1 year

@angel_0f_deathx @GRITCULT What really bothered me is how those strawberries getting cut 😤

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

The better you treat her, the kinkier the sex will be.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 months

Welcome to Twitter. You'll be assigned someone who'll worship you today and forget about you tomorrow, shortly.

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

4 years

Reverse cowgirl on international women’s day so she can fold laundry at the same time.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

Pussy so sweet you get diabetes.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

Of course I eat pussy, I’m a gentleman.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

Kindness with no strings attached. It exists. Live it.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 months

Good morning to the 7 people who actually read my tweets, hope you have a great day.

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Mr. Achilles

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1 year

Her: what do you want to do tonight? Me:

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3 years

@catturd2

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Mr. Achilles

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1 year

The urge to fuck off forever and live in the mountains in solitude.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

Women who’ll suck your dick at random times during the day without you having to ask are national treasures.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

Growing old gracefully by not giving a flying fuck about it.

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Mr. Achilles

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4 years

My wife’s vibrator runs off propane. Is that normal?

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

Seeking validation from others is always a bottomless pit. Validate yourself.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

Normalize asking people “What in the fucking fuck is wrong with you?”

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Mr. Achilles

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2 months

A soul to soul connection that’s real and raw and deep.

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

10 months

I’ve been in Canada for 3 days now and no one’s said sorry to me yet this is some bullshit.

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

10 days

Disappearing forever into the mountains sounds so good right about now.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

If I showed up at your house with a sack full of cheeseburgers, you lettin this mf in or nah?

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Mr. Achilles

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3 months

This and you is all I’ll ever need…

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

I'm not sure why it makes me happy, but it does, and that's enough for me.

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Mr. Achilles

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11 months

I’m starting to appreciate why old people are always so fucking grumpy.

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Mr. Achilles

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2 years

Stay true and the real will find you.

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Mr. Achilles

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3 years

Come lay with me in silence and let’s dream together.

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Mr. Achilles

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1 year

If you follow me and can see this say hello so I know you’re not a bot.

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

3 years

Appreciation is an aphrodisiac

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

2 years

What is your worst fear? Be honest.

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

1 year

You have a choice: 1. Find the love of your life, but only get to live another 10 years or 2. Never find the love of your life and get to live to 100 Which are you choosing?

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Mr. Achilles

@RealisAchilles

2 years

@TexasAustyn