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Ryan Whorton

@RealRyanWhorton

7 years

Here's my blog site. Enjoy.

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@Angry_Crow24 @carnige32 Very weird to admit you just aren’t funny.

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@Angry_Crow24 @carnige32 What’s the actual punch line then?

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@NinaDalicia @EuphoriTori Girlfriend really saw an egg and went “imma bust this shit wide open.”

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@lisaquestions So many replies are “ha welcome to the real world” and not a single one of them are self aware enough to think maybe things shouldn’t be like this at all. It’s sad and infuriating

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@LouisatheLast Extra one: perceive attachments to hobbies traditionally associated with children as “wrong” when you hit an arbitrary age number. Even though said hobbies tend to be more affordable than “adult” hobbies

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@marliejay_ @Trungles Only getting paid for flight hours reeks of truckers only getting paid for driving. And that sucks. Strike. Get that pay benefits upgrade. Apparently this is hot union summer. And I’m all for it.

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@joonthors When you realize she’s 19 now meaning she was 5 or so when iron man came out so she’s never known a world without the MCU. Unlike basically all her coworkers except Holland

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Cold harsh truth. Save for Texas maybe (which is on its way to being blue) there’s not a red state that would survive without the economies of New York and California and their peers.

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Andrew Cuomo brings it and destroys federal welfare queen #MitchMcConnell

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@tallntran @quotidianquinn @picardie_aurora You can say a lot of things about the Catholic Church. But they really do finance some of the most metal art in history.

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"What would you do if you won the lottery?" Millennials: buy a reasonable house and spread the money around so my friends don't starve.

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@callouswayne Superman could’ve saved him. This isn’t powerful. This is contrived. No matter how much sound drops out and Clark yells. You know what’s actually powerful? Dying of a heart attack and being unable to save them despite all your power. That teaches an actual lesson.

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@ANTH0NY_AGUILAR What’s wrong with you? What turns you into this?

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@otherhappyplace @shreyabasu003 Secondarily. Extract them onto a computer as files you can put on a hard drive. Great backups but keep the master copies in physical form.

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@CaptainPikeachu @DarthJaredSith It’s every single time with these guys. You can practically set a clock to it.

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@kevinpowers70 And gets tased once and comically sedated once.

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@KingGshock @ShomeTheDellas Why didn’t you give us viable options? Why did you ruin everything before we even had a say in it?

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@tonygoldmark Honestly this is me with weird Al’s classic songs. Jerry Springer man

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@jessicanimation @thinkpiecetribe Probably “I haven’t done friends since my best friend died and literally don’t know boundaries or how to act anymore.” That’s just my guess. Seriously though I did cringe so much when she did that 😭

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@TheBranBoi @OldPersonOnline I forgot basic coding years ago and I know there’s a better way to do this

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@kinghibiscus @Natedogisdeadlo “Can’t you just memorize the code?” “Then where’s the fun in that?!”

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@SydSteyerhart Because there’s no infrastructure, no opportunity, and a lot of the community still living in those areas are hostile as hell

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@Doylemakinmoves @Play_4_Keeps_A1 @jagungal1 And now I think I know why the British set it up as a prison. The animals there are all you need for security.

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@AGramuglia @Itssan17 Zeus was badass pretty much only one time and that was when he defeated Cronus. After that it was bang o clock and “who gives a shit” for the rest of time

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@THERossAlbright @jonathan_eff Yep. And even when she had a point the movie was against her. Like there’s that cure she’s excited about because she won’t just kill people by touching them. And gets lectured on it by Storm. The girl who drew the super power jackpot.

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@ThatWitchMia Adam Windgard seems to be just hard wired into the whimsical side of the kaijuu movies end it’s truly serving him well.

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@Octavius_DP People really don’t get societies police and court systems vary. Also just in general mass murder like this is just a red flag regardless

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6 years

@owillis @jskylerinc The nerds running the Wendy’s account are clearly not being paid nearly enough is what’s happening here.

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@TBruinsmaFilms @AGramuglia They believe they are. Or that all morals are derived from the Bible and nothing else. That only religion can teach you how to be a good person

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@EVNawesome To be fair the one thing they always get right is us not spending money. Because we have none to spend :)

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@ItsChaad @dog_feelings Please that's too small. He's rich. $2000 per month

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@BLCAgnew @DanFloydPlus I mean one of them was Fortiche who just decided to eat everyone else’s lunch out of nowhere with Arcane. Hail to the French I guess.

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@DuendeenF I honestly think I’d rather gouge out my own eyes

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@mimsy Religion.

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@jskylerinc Seriously. That is easily top 5 “holy shit did that just happen?” Moments in the franchise but she wasn’t muscular, wasn’t an apparent warrior type, and had purple hair. Ergo not a strong character 🙄

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@VictorySteak Hell he even linked the original art which looked like it was some kind of Patreon poll rather than going “what’s your type” or something. The people attacking Jocat are being way super weird about it

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@xiane1 I mean he is from Boston.

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@arthur_affect @Mary86802059 @TomFitton @mcgilh besides it'd just be to pay for a portrait of himself anyway

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@sorrelkj @GreatCheshire @VahRonica I mean when he showed up Klaue in Black Panther he was having more visible fun than anyone in those scenes.

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These gaslighting motherfuckers! They HATED Cara (because the internet told them too) until Gina turned out to align with them politically.

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@gwenpool_ebooks @elknight20 I can hear this image

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@Fyre_flye No joke you guys created one of the all time great superhero origins and superhero movies period. Forever thanks and respect. Signed : a long time fan

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@Dylan_Macri Jokes are nice because the alternative to think about is horrifying.

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@keeksme @wes_tbound It may be a crude description but I saw someone call this “from Harvard to Harlem in 0.2 seconds”

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@SimplyDango Jobbers or randos getting dunked on by superheroes like this will never get old

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@living_marble @WendyDoodles If only there was a famous quote from said franchise about fear or something leading to bad or whatever.

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@GreatCheshire “The hammer of Justice is unisex”

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@Dylan_Macri This version of Lois doing the “sneak in thing” but basically stealing every important thing not nailed down is so funny.

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@EvanHorn18 I think you need to chill out kid. You clearly take this too seriously

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@ConspiracyVinyl @PS1Hagr66927101 @MoviemanStudios Bingo. In animation they deliberately control every frame (especially hand drawn) so if something looks a certain way it was very intentional. Junking it all because “60 FPS is the best” is so sad and kind of pathetic. Especially if done with the “make it better” intent

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@Mattendo21 @ArashiValleriod @MartyHimmel @TristanACooper And 1000x better than any commercial that'll air during the super bowl

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@myrthena Then everything changed when the kingdom of Arendelle attacked

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@AuthorJoeNBrown No.

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@rudetuesday @MatthewACherry

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@untitleduser Wait is that….bob?

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@Dylan_Macri The only thing that can match gag manga is gag comics. Nothing beats the Bugs Bunny Principle. Which honestly I don’t think people really get that’s what Saitama is for Goku’s.

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TITAN A.E. IS A GREAT MOVIE THAT’S NOT APPRECIATED ENOUGH SEND FUCKING TWEET!

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@wayneussy What force? He hasn’t been in a live action movie since the 90s. What’s your problem?

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@TRRRAAPP Why are you boring?

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Netflix should’ve released The Sandman one at a time so that we could all collectively share the trauma of episode 5 24/7

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@jskylerinc That’s the extremely terrifying part.

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@BretteDutton Got a feeling one day they’ll cut you out of their life for the abuse. And they’ll have every right. You aren’t a loving parent. Just another abuser who’s love is conditional.

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@Gokubla32516294 Fuck subtly. Why does it need to be subtle? So you can ignore it easier?

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@JGeorgeDrawz Religion

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@SamuelAAdams @KristerJohnson Especially when the public recognizes several of them as literal superheroes.

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@Shake1n1bake @danlehnermusic @debdrens Dude had been wanting to encounter one of these assholes in public for a while so he could do exactly this

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@ByronBiDisaster Doesn’t make it better. In fact it still goes against everything Superman is.

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@G0ffThew And her entire PR team tosses their hands up in the air, went home, and downed a bottle of everclear.

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@Trey_Mykel Why is every single one of you like this without fail? Come on. Answer coward

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Man of Steel. Not just because it’s the worst but tbh of you erase that movie it’s quite possible that it saves Warner Bros. From the state it’s in right now.

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@TPGRoberts Out of the three Cena is the new movie star and Bautista is the one that’s likely to win an Oscar in the very near future.

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I vote today is #sexysunday let's make this a thing. Here's the lovely @LunaLanieee as my favorite police officer. http://t.co/0vNM6A5U7c

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@ansonmount Do you know if either guild is pursuing preservation clauses? IE not removing streaming exclusive stuff, requiring a physical release, or even projects going to public domain if written off for taxes? Just a way that entire works aren’t lost forever.

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@Skywalker11491 ……that was literally the point and what happened in those three movies

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@MagsVisaggs No joke it was my choice for high school homecoming date. Had only lived in a big city for two years at that point. It was fancy to me.

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@Heartless_Lyn @zacstack Honestly been wanting an animated movie to have a post credits scene and it’s just someone dressed like this on a cliff

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@the_moviebob So we found the Millennium Eye.

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@SuperSpacedad People really do hate that AOC is smart. She’s playing a long game and knows doing stuff like this is how to get the gears turning correctly again. Also young freshman politicians can be fire brands where the older ones simply aren’t allowed too

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@lantern_flix @callouswayne …..he’s Superman.

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@ProudLiberal_60 @Endthemisery1 Why is it always a spoiled brat when they point out how fucked up shit is and that maybe things shouldn’t be that way? Huh?

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@2kAyub You know what’s wrong with the knightmare suit? That at a glance I can’t tell it’s supposed to be for the flash. That’s bad costume design.

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@PhillipCum48215 Superman will never belong to people like you

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@the_moviebob Also people love Peter B. Parker. Aging Peter up from loser teen to the loser adult went over so big.

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@Grey_Sleeves @Whatapityonyou I mean the implication of them mastering interstellar travel means their tech is leagues beyond ours. So whatever tech they bring you’d think could only be an improvement.

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@Octopimp Soook I guess the only voices allowed in any project now are heroes and the villains are all silent to them? That’s boring. Imagine this guy without his bass

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@TheReignOfC You keep saying it “divided the fans” or whatever with nothing substantial. Also it made less money. Yes. Could there possibly be a reason that that was the case post 2020? Hmmmmmmm? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????????????

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@AngelDaddy4 @marvelsheart You’re right. She never feels remorse. That’s why she leaves the planet and her best friend behind to help the skrulls find a new world. You know, the ones the Kerr empire was killing. then spend the next several decades doing superhero work in space

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@Here_2_Schmooze @capybaroness Difference being Disney doesn’t actually need to rebuild the brand at all like these guys do

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Me treating @G0ffThew second video on Happy Science anime like it’s the premier of the next Avengers.

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@CritterOfHabit Peggy: oh am I bisexual? Also Peggy as the drugs kick in: yes but also that bitch!

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@EndWokeness You guys really support the troops until you don’t huh?

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@msmrveI @mvbrat91 I mean hell if the MCU lasts that long have Morgan make her own suit or inherit a secret suit and give her a new superhero name. But Iron Heart is Riri.

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@mbrleigh So ummmmm given I’m on a KH kick I was totally getting Heartless vibes from this. I now want this in the next KH game

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@Nortuet I like him already.

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@ChrystalWRox Also like this is the 90s. The era of socially responsible IE woke cartoons. Captain Planet anyone? Hell most Saturday morning cartoons of the day had a rainbow coalition and messaging in them.

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@DuendeenF Possibly. 😅

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@erufailon4 @G0ffThew Let’s just say she appreciates the corners.

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@PrinceHAK33M @jskylerinc Told my parents a few times if it paid a living I wouldn’t mind doing service work the rest of my life and they about had a fit every time

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@Pan_Pardus @jordanbpeterson That’s....not the argument you think it is

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@aepgm46 @callouswayne Wow you guys really really don’t like the idea of Superman huh? You should change your profile picture

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@xXGeJaMoXx that's his game. Play the part of what ignorant rubes thinks wealth looks like.

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