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@RealHousevibez
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I’m genuinely thrilled we get to pretend J*nnie just didn’t happen. #RHOSLC
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Mau is such a slut for this and I love it. #RHOBH
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We aren’t talking enough about the fact that Jesse was not afraid to make physical contact with Brittany.. choosing my words carefully. #TheValley
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#RHOC S17 Cast Prediction 🍊 Tamra 🍊 Shannon 🍊 Heather 🍊 Alexis 🍊 Emily 🍊 Gina 🍊 Newbie FOH: Taylor Armstrong Guest: Vicki
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Imagine being so deep in the closet that you sue a TV network and get a whole franchise cancelled. #RHONJ #RHUGT
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@beyoncegarden @devialadawnj Not the Black History Month punctuation mark. 😭😭😭
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@JazzyBRAVO_ You are not alone - this is the best explanation I’ve gotten.. not sure how true it is, of course
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🚨🚨🚨 Real House Vibes exclusive: Leaked footage of Alexis Bellino’s #RHOC return.
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@Andy Good Morning and reminder we will not be mad if you drop the #RHONY reboot and give us S14 with legacy cast. 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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#RHOC S18 is going to be some of the messiest, most delicious Housewives programming we’ve had in ages. The editors better not mess this up. Give us all of the raw hysterics.. we deserve it. @bravotv @Andy
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@MadBeefs @JaysRealityBlog And why should she have????
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Sometimes it just hits me again that Jen drained her mom’s savings during this whole innocence charade. #RHOSLC
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Can I say something? #RHONJ
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Garcelle approaches Boz with a drunk smile and says, “C’mon”. Boz doesn’t move Garcelle sees Kathy and screams with excitement. Boz looks off camera like she’s annoyed with Garcelle’s scream. Boz says, “Where am I going? Where am I going? I’m going no where with you” #RHOBH
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@SONJARlTA Somehow I think she could manage
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@gunvalsonicon High key - her S6 “Happy @ Ness” theatrics really began the demise of the show as it was.
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@Pr0sttti0nWh0re But her son…
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Okay, wig - has anyone seen them in the same room? #RHOSLC
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How fucking telling that Sandoval jumped in to defend Rachel but couldn’t bother to even go comfort Ariana… I hate this man #PumpRules
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@LaurNicole524 💯💯💯💯💯 Jax ain’t no man
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Jen bumming a *pen* off of Jen ahead of her convo with Tre. Relatable queen. #RHONJ
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In this town, Ozempic is King and I am the Queen. #RHOBH
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#RHOBH Give me your funniest suggestions for Kyle’s tagline 😃😃
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I didn’t find myself missing Mary much because Mary wasn’t actually ever friends with any of the women. #RHOSLC
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For the record I’m not commenting on her body… I take issue with this dress’ fabric, color, finish (cheap af). I take issue with this hair and these necklaces. It’s so bad. DAMN GINA. #RHOC
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@graveyardxbaby @SimonTanner13 @linfitlass @Martina Of course he doesn’t - he paid for that blue check so he can mansplain with fake credibility. 😂😂
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@Realitytvguru13 Honestly, they just need to say OOPS and fix the existing cast. It’s so crazy insane we have been dealt Emily and Gina on #RHOC for FIVE YEARS but #RHONY cast gets dismantled for a bad year? Also. does this mean Ramona actually has a chance?? #RHONY
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@ecareyo I think the best part is that Bussy Dynamite with a 2% body fat profile pic is lecturing us all.
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Damnnnn… I don’t doubt that #RHOSLC could go on pause tho.. makes sense. @TasteOf_Reality
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@tpsparadis That was legal fees.. not the settlement terms.
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@dorindadeadly And not an actual friendship in sight 👀
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@valtblaze When the girl is quiet I can vibe
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@Andy @LisaVanderpump @GordonRamsay Justin from NYC - Lisa, you famously stopped speaking to Kyle and refused to film because you were being called a liar in S9 of #RHOBH . Why are you pushing Ariana to move on and give closure on camera?
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@TheRhoaTalk It’s giving
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@TasteOf_Reality Fuck I literally typed out a tweet saying “he looks like a MAGA loser” but didn’t post. Missed opportunity lol
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Tre never watched the show… that’s why she was always so oblivious/belligerent during drama in past seasons. She sounds more checked in than I’ve ever heard her… #RHONJ 😈
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Don't let the door hit you on the way out Gorgas 👋🏽 #RHONJ
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@Mai_ASUR @harris_wins Weird, weirdo. We beg to differ.
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Lol Juan deleted his IG he used for DM sliding.. #RHOP
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@SimonTanner13 @linfitlass @Martina What about drag queens is disgusting?
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@TaylorArmstrong Reading between the lines here…. If we’re getting Kennedy, you must’ve got that orange!! #RHOC
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@freakandfraud @ihatejoelkim Oh you’re a hater hater
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@usedscates Filming conversations and arguments is literally their job - she and they shouldn’t have to fear physicality by being involved.
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@the13manuscript Fortnight! ❤️
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Shannon was so unhinged for sitting back down to the table like that. I cackled. #RHOC
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I say this with love.. Emily needs to see a therapist. #RHOC
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Why/How are they still filming confessionals ????? I am confusion. #RHOC
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@mrsmiathornton No one’s offended by your post-it based, pamphlet-shuffling hustle bb. #RHOP
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K & Shrooms? Don’t threaten me with a good time, Meredith. #RHOSLC #RHOSLCReunion
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Mary M. Cosby coming back despite the abundance of skeletons in her closet… confuses me. #RHOSLC
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Firstly, they’re both equally dead wrong and diabolical in regard to the affair. However, she does not get to play victim, paint him as a predator, and then kiss him on camera. No, m’am. Rachel, you in danger girl. #VPR #Scandoval #PumpRules
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Raquel Leviss, Tom Sandoval kissed on camera in first post-‘Scandoval’ scene
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Not a white refrigerator honey #RHOA
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😂😂😂😂 nene one of the funniest people on the planet ijbol #RHOA
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I’m pre-stanning Boz … I have a good feeling about her. #RHOBH
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Sorry, why did we need a People exclusive on Jessel’s theme party? Where the f*ck is Dave Quinn?? #RHONY
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All Tamra did was separate from the Tres Amigas live shows because she knew it was bad for her brand. I don’t blame her for wanting to distance herself from that “pour some tequila on me” mess. #RHOC
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From Reddit regarding Vicki and Shannon’s road show. Shannon said the worst part of filming this season wasn’t Alexis but Tamra. Vicki had the crowd chanting, “Fuck Tamra.” #RHOC
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She’s serving late 90’s sleek glam with a side of luxury c*nt. Delicious. #RHOC
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If Lisa will film with Jen, she should be forced to film with Monica. Don’t let Heather, Lisa, and Meredith ruin the show by being on camera casting directors. #RHOSLC @Andy @BravoTV
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Kyle got sober and was like.. dick ain’t it!! #RHOBH
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@realhouseoflisa Policies Walz signed into law in Minnesota: -Universal school meals -Stronger labor protections -Cannabis legalization -Stronger LGBTQ+ protections -Paid leave/sick -100% clean energy by 2030 -Reproductive rights -$1B for housing -Gun safety -Cut child poverty by 1/3
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@Ebony_Stoner11 This sounds very Handmaid’s coded - Brittany’s name isn’t Of Jax
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@nikkid97 Probably both tbh
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@MeidasTouch @MichaelCohen212 Does he carry a wide angle sharpie with him to sign things? 🤣
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Martell looks like he went to a casting call to play Sheree’s boy toy 😂😂 #RHOA
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Shereé celebrated her 53rd birthday with Cynthia, Marlo, Sanya, Courtney and new boyfriend Martell. 🍑 #RHOA
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@LoonieRuelas #RHUGT is no more as a result and I won’t blame Brandi, just like the rest of the cast that was there don’t. Take a hike alpha gay - it’s quite literally not homophobic. Signed, Very Gay Person
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@thereidfeed And God heard both Melania and Mary’s prayers. Blessed be.
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Fuck John Janssen for making Shannon have a sad Christmas. #RHOC
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Rachel did NOT just fucking ask Ariana how she and Sandoval are doing…. And now telling her she should want to have sex with him…. Asking her if she’s sexually attracted to him. And now she’s crying??? Throws phone across the room. #PumpRules
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For the same reason Brock is sniffing and bugging in this scene. ❄️❄️ #VPR #Pumprules
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@tamrajudgyeyes Yeah people really trying to make it something it isn’t - Wendy is just unlikable
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@RatingsBravo Byeeeee Marg… it’s been real
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I love that the #RHOSLC premiere is a full-blown casting event.
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Bravo just released 6 minutes of the #RHOSLC season premiere and these women truly do not skip a beat! This is so good! We are blessed!
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@Andy @KARENHUGER @larsapippen Question for Larsa - With the destigmatization of plastic surgery across all HW franchises, why are you not owning the work you’ve done to your butt? I just re-watched S1 and there is absolutely no way your transformation is exercise alone. No shame, all love!
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Not the FBI hat ☠️☠️☠️ #RHOC
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@lyfeofguy @badassboz She is about to make the girls work for their check - I can just feel it
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Joe Gorga is a misogynistic pig. #RHONJ
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I apologize in advance to my Housewives oomfs for anything you see me say to a MAGA shit-for-brains from now until November. I will repent for my sins in December.
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@craffingKelley Okay size queen, go off
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May 2024 Housewives Almanac #RHONJ S14 Airing #RHODUBAI S2 Premieres June 2nd #RHOC S18 Premieres July TBA #RHOSLC S5 Premieres Fall TBA #RHONY S15 Filming #RHOP S9 Filming #RHOBH S14 Filming #RHOA S16 Filming #RHOM S7 Filming Fall 2024
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Angie H is the worst kind of thirsty. #RHOSLC
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My friend connected with a certain ex Bravo executive in the Hamptons on the Grindr. Bravo exec couldn’t host due to children in the home so asked my friend if he had a car…… I can’t fathom being an almost 60 year old man with multiple homes and still jumping in back seats?
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@aidanthereup Not the best PR on a “I don’t do coke with my guests” press release
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#RHONJ Casting decisions have been made! 🍷⭐️ Teresa, Melissa, Dolores, Margaret, and Jennifer will be joined by newbies Danielle Cabral and Rachel Fuda as full-time Housewives. Jackie and Jenn Fessler will be featured as friends of. And none for Traci Johnson.
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@CryptidPolitics @KamalaHQ When will you stop making excuses for Denture Don?
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@OfficialKalal @jmcconn19 @RepMTG You wanted her to tell you what you want to hear.. which is exactly what she’s good at. Lying to make insane people happy.. it’s embarrassing.
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@dorindadeadly Nooo… I think Kyle will hold on a couple more years to take the “longest running OG title” - she’ll tie Ramona and Vicky with S13. #RHOBH #RHONY #RHOC
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If Candiace and Wendy are turning on Karen at the reunion, that leaves Karen with literally no one in the group she’s at all close with… interesting. #RHOP
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Mama is still out here gathering leads. MESS #RHOSLC #RHOSLCReunion
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#RHOSLC #JenShah Do you though??
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Just a reminder to @Andy & @BravoTV Don’t fumble this #RHOC S18 ball with the edit… go there in a real way. We’re ready,
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@sweetser_kyle Russian MAGA wants to shut you up
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@minicagarsmalla @NeneLicks Sounds like Erika’s on her neck about being a hypocrite bringing up Mau and Kyle while she and PK we’re staging their shit
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@dorindadeadly Kim Richards til the end of time
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@cbassett33 @Fedupmomz And she knows damn well Candiace is talking about Robyn and Gizelle (and herself) not being authentic + fabricating dangerous mess to cover their real mess. Don’t play dumb Darby. With that said.. if she really fumbled that pre-nup bag.. maybe she’s not playing. #RHOP
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RIP Dave Quinn - may your loins forever be girded.
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